History Funny / CowboysAndAliens

20th Jun '15 10:06:05 PM RayAP9
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--> '''Doc''': Enough! alright! You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?
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--> '''Doc''': Enough! alright! You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?story? * Percy starts talking serious trash to Lonergan while both are incarcerated in adjacent cells. Lonergan's response is to silently reach through the bars and pull Percy into them, knocking him out and causing him to fall backwards into his urine bucket. * While executing their plan to [[spoiler:blow up the alien vessel]], one of the bandits drops the [[spoiler:matches]] after he and Lonergan [[spoiler:scale the spacecraft]]. Jake gives him a hilarious look that pretty much says "Bro... seriously?" while the bandit looks back at him sheepishly.
5th Dec '14 7:28:59 PM omegafire17
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*** "Give me your hand, I can get us out of here" *breaks thumb*
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*** "Give me your hand, I can get us out of here" *breaks thumb*thumb* Beat *Percy shrieks* *** A little before that: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Oh damn."]]
23rd Feb '14 6:18:11 PM AsleepInTheBooks
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** The fact that that same bandit gives him back his gun before he runs off and says that Jake is "still his favorite".
9th Apr '13 1:07:53 AM ultimomant
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* Dolyerhyde and the indian cheif, arguing around the camp fire until Doc gets them both to shut up.
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* Dolyerhyde and the indian cheif, Indian chief, arguing around the camp fire until Doc gets them both to shut up.
3rd Mar '13 2:26:52 PM fawkesfeather
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* The look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly. [[JawDrop His mouth is open in a little 'O']].
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* The look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly. [[JawDrop His mouth is open in a perfect little 'O']].

--> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?
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--> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ alright! You're both big men great warriors! Can we just let the woman tell her story?
1st Mar '13 8:03:28 PM fawkesfeather
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--> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ You're both big men big warriors! Can we just liten to the woman tell her story?
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--> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ You're both big men big great warriors! Can we just liten to let the woman tell her story?
1st Mar '13 8:02:25 PM fawkesfeather
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** Or just before: "This is what we like to call a 'HOLD-UP'! Welcome, everybody, welcome!" *doffs hat*
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** Or just before: "This is what we like to call a 'HOLD-UP'! Welcome, everybody, welcome!" *doffs hat*hat* * Dolyerhyde and the indian cheif, arguing around the camp fire until Doc gets them both to shut up. --> '''Doc''': Enough! alrightQ You're both big men big warriors! Can we just liten to the woman tell her story?
1st Mar '13 6:46:18 PM fawkesfeather
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** That's nothing, Jake has no clue who the guy is so his first instinct is to punch the man and put on the tough guy act. Just after he punches the man Dolyerhyde gives him a look that says "Why'd you do that?" All Jake can do is shrug as if to silently say "It's the first thing I could think of."
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** That's nothing, Jake has no clue who the guy man is so his first instinct is to punch the man him and put on the tough guy act. Just after he punches the man bandit Dolyerhyde gives him a look that says "Why'd you do that?" All Jake can do is shrug as if to silently say "It's the first thing I could think of."
1st Mar '13 6:45:36 PM fawkesfeather
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** That's nothing, Jake has no clue who the guy is so his first instinct is to punch the man and put on the tough guy act. Just after he punches the man Dolyerhyde gives him a look that says "Why'd you do that?" All Jake can do is shrug as if to silently say "It's the first thing I could think of."
1st Mar '13 6:14:13 PM fawkesfeather
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* The look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly.
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* The look Lonergan gives Dolerhyde after the latter panics and accidentally shoots the first downed aircraft when it sparks suddenly. [[JawDrop His mouth is open in a little 'O']].
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