History Funny / CountdownWithKeithOlbermann

16th Sep '17 1:49:45 PM crazysamaritan
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*** ClosedCaptioning informed us that he was actually saying "URINATION needs you, Mr. Mayor!"

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*** ClosedCaptioning UsefulNotes/ClosedCaptioning informed us that he was actually saying "URINATION needs you, Mr. Mayor!"
4th Jul '17 6:38:32 PM bt8257
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-->Wait, there's ''weed'' over there?! I've been coming here for 30 years, and I never knew there was ''weed'' over there!

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-->Wait, there's ''weed'' over there?! I've been coming here for 30 years, and I never knew there was ''weed'' over there!here!
4th Jul '17 6:36:12 PM bt8257
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-->Wait, there's weed over there?! I've been coming here for thirty years, and I never knew there was weed over there!

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-->Wait, there's weed ''weed'' over there?! I've been coming here for thirty 30 years, and I never knew there was weed ''weed'' over there!
5th Oct '16 7:39:53 AM 06tele
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-->[[CondescendingCompassion Oh, ''Sean''. You don't have any ''friends''.]]

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-->[[CondescendingCompassion Oh, ''Sean''. Sean. You don't have any ''friends''.friends.]]
5th Oct '16 7:39:08 AM 06tele
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-->Oh, ''Sean''. You don't have any ''friends''.

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-->Oh, -->[[CondescendingCompassion Oh, ''Sean''. You don't have any ''friends''.]]
5th Oct '16 7:37:22 AM 06tele
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** ''"But do go on - the psychiatrists in the audience are all saying 'This is fascinating. Let me grab a prescription pad."''
** ''"Wait, there's weed over there?! I've been coming here for thirty years, and I never knew there was weed over there!"''
** ''"So, it's [[UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini Mussolini]] and it's Obama and it was carved into the side of this communist building that I work in thirty years before Obama was even born. Yeeeah."''

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** ''"But -->But do go on - the psychiatrists in the audience are all saying 'This "This is fascinating. Let me grab a prescription pad."''
** ''"Wait,
"
-->Wait,
there's weed over there?! I've been coming here for thirty years, and I never knew there was weed over there!"''
** ''"So,
there!
-->So,
it's [[UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini Mussolini]] and it's Obama and it was carved into the side of this communist building that I work in thirty years before Obama was even born. Yeeeah."''



-->"So let me get this straight, pal. You've got a job in politics, and you're going to leave that job in politics to go host something on ESPN? ''(beat)'' '''QUIT WORKING MY SIDE OF THE STREET!'''

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-->"So -->So let me get this straight, pal. You've got a job in politics, and you're going to leave that job in politics to go host something on ESPN? ''(beat)'' '''QUIT WORKING MY SIDE OF THE STREET!'''


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* Again on ''The Closer'', he quoted a remark by Fox News pundit Sean Hannity: "Now, my overpaid friends in the media, they have their chauffeur-driven limousines", etc.
-->Oh, ''Sean''. You don't have any ''friends''.
5th Oct '16 6:58:21 AM 06tele
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* Keith's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us45ugIdw5w hysterical sendup]] of Radio/GlennBeck's rant about the evil Communist symbolism in Rockefeller Center.
29th Sep '16 8:27:25 AM 06tele
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* On his GQ webshow ''The Closer with Keith Olbermann'', his reaction to a poll that said that 31% of people who identified as Trump supporters were in favour of a wall being built along the Atlantic coast of the USA to keep Muslims from entering the country:
-->How are...how are they...I can barely say this. How are they supposedly breaching our present Atlantic fortifications? Rowboating in from Syria, are they? Swimming from the ISIS-infected district of Molenbeek in Brussels straight through to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina?
4th Mar '16 5:22:27 PM RoseAndHeather
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* Keith noting that his mother was the real baseball fan in the family. Why is this funny? It's because his dad still hadn't forgiven the Yankees for trading away his favorite player -- in ''1948''. And now we know where Keith gets his ability to hold grudges!
28th Sep '15 1:16:23 PM MarkLungo
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* Keith's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us45ugIdw5w hysterical sendup]] of GlennBeck's rant about the evil Communist symbolism in Rockefeller Center.

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* Keith's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us45ugIdw5w hysterical sendup]] of GlennBeck's Radio/GlennBeck's rant about the evil Communist symbolism in Rockefeller Center.
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