History Funny / Contra

19th Jul '17 12:53:42 PM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says:

to:

* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: we get this gem:



--> ''"The Alien Wars have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]''

to:

--> ''"The Alien Wars have ended at long last! With [[BigBad Black Viper Viper]] destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever mystery.]] Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]''
19th Jul '17 12:52:16 PM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message


--> '''Bill:'''You ''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!

to:

--> '''Bill:'''You '''Bill:''' You ''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!
19th Jul '17 12:51:51 PM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"

to:

* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You says:
--> '''Bill:'''You
''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"men!



--> ''"The Alien Ears have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]''

to:

--> ''"The Alien Ears Wars have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]''
19th Jul '17 12:50:06 PM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message








* The ending of contra 4 on hard mode.
--> ''"The Alien wars have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]''

to:

* The ending of contra 4 ''Contra 4'' on hard mode.
Hard Mode.
--> ''"The Alien wars Ears have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]''
12th Jun '17 6:25:50 PM doorhandle
Is there an issue? Send a Message


--> "The Alien wars have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. [[BadassBoast A footnote which read "they sure blew up good."]]

to:

--> "The ''"The Alien wars have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. [[BadassBoast A footnote which read [[BadassBoast "they sure blew up good."]]
"]]''
12th Jun '17 6:25:24 PM doorhandle
Is there an issue? Send a Message



to:

*The ending of contra 4 on hard mode.
--> "The Alien wars have ended at long last! With Black Viper destroyed, [[ShroudedInMyth the motives behind the attacks remain a mystery. ]]Whatever the truth may have been, it was lost to time as the invaders became a mere footnote in the pages of history. [[BadassBoast A footnote which read "they sure blew up good."]]
28th Apr '17 5:41:33 PM tryrar
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** Let me put it this way: The extra movie of ''Shattered Soldier'' has Bill Rizer and [[VideoGame/RocketKnightAdventures Sparkster]] fighting it out to the tune of random people making drunken noises, while the extra movie of ''Neo'' has Jaguar defeating many enemies by slashing them with his katana, then destroying a giant robot that ''[[EarthShatteringKaboom causes the entire Earth to explode]]''. Then Bill and Jaguar are swimming through space while [[HoYay gay man noises]] are heard humming in the background.

to:

** Let me put it this way: The extra movie of ''Shattered Soldier'' has Bill Rizer and [[VideoGame/RocketKnightAdventures Sparkster]] fighting it out to the tune of random people making drunken noises, while the extra movie of ''Neo'' has Jaguar defeating many enemies by slashing them with his katana, then destroying a giant robot that ''[[EarthShatteringKaboom causes the entire Earth to explode]]''. Then Bill and Jaguar are swimming through space while [[HoYay gay man noises]] are heard humming in the background.
28th Apr '17 1:13:15 PM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Your reward for [[OneHundredPercentCompletion getting a rank of S]] in ''Shattered Soldier'' and ''Neo'' are [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJ7zWGI9MI this]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RCmbIwizjY&feature=related this]]. Doubles as CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

to:

----

* Your reward rewards for [[OneHundredPercentCompletion getting a rank of S]] in ''Shattered Soldier'' and ''Neo'' are [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrJ7zWGI9MI this]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RCmbIwizjY&feature=related this]]. Doubles as CrowningMomentOfAwesome.



* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"

to:

* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"men!"

----
28th Apr '17 10:28:12 AM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''dog''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"

to:

* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''dog''! ''[[GoshDarnItToHeck dog]]''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"
28th Apr '17 10:16:45 AM CynicalMisfortune
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a talking dog. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''dog''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"

to:

* In what is possibly the funniest scene in ''Neo Contra'', outside of the extra movie, is when Bill and Jaguar confront Animal Contra, who is a [[TalkingAnimal talking dog.dog]]. His EvilLaugh consists of a typical laugh with dog barks mixed in, and when Animal Contra tells Bill and Jaguar that he plans on self-destructing his aircraft carrier just to get rid of Bill and Jaguar, Bill says: "You ''dog''! You're going to sacrifice your own men!"
This list shows the last 10 events of 22. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Funny.Contra