History Funny / ConanTheBarbarian1982

11th May '16 8:12:54 PM Shadow200
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

** After he passes out, King Osiric's guards show up and Valeria nudges him to try and rouse him and get up only to shove him to the floor, seeing she's getting no hope from him she clumsily reaches to her sword.
18th Dec '15 11:18:46 PM OrKuunArQenByundis
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

* Conan's ridiculously nonchalant and somewhat half-assed attempt to infiltrate Doom's cult. Especially when, in a ploy to nab a priests garb, he gets the man on his own by claiming that he is "afraid and shy".
2nd Nov '15 6:35:49 AM darkjezter
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing.

to:

* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing. This scene is even funnier if you've got the director's commentary on, as Arnold dryly comments "Conan scores a lot in this movie."
2nd Nov '15 6:34:36 AM darkjezter
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing.
16th Aug '15 2:06:46 AM Hawaii_Knut
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->''Grant me '''revenge!''' And if you do not listen, then '''to hell with you!'''''

to:

-->''Grant me '''revenge!''' And if you do not listen, then '''to hell with you!'''''you!'''''
* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.
21st May '15 5:03:13 PM ChrisX
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* Akiro the Wizard. Straddles the boundary between eccentric and insane beautifully.

to:

* Akiro the Wizard. Straddles the boundary between eccentric and insane beautifully.beautifully.
* As WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic noted, Conan's prayer to Crom is between Awesome and 'The Most Backhanded Prayer Ever':
-->''Grant me '''revenge!''' And if you do not listen, then '''to hell with you!'''''
6th Apr '15 8:42:57 PM Angeldeb82
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** What follows is perhaps even better. [[{{ButForMeItWasTuesday}} "It must have been when I was younger."]]
** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather Conan's father.]] After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need to clarify that [[CaptainObvious he meant that metaphorically, not literally.]]

to:

** What follows is perhaps even better. [[{{ButForMeItWasTuesday}} [[ButForMeItWasTuesday "It must have been when I was younger."]]
** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather [[LukeIAmYourFather Conan's father.]] father]]. After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need to clarify that [[CaptainObvious he meant that metaphorically, not literally.]]literally]].
12th Mar '15 1:46:18 PM RushLimborg
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

** Note that Conan's father had already told Conan that Crom lives in the earth, as opposed to the gods of the sky. So as far as Conan's concerned, Subotai's jest that "your god lives beneath mine, therefore he's inferior" doesn't hold much water.
13th Feb '15 7:48:00 PM AFP
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather Conan's father.]] After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need that [[CaptainObvious he didn't mean that literally.]]

to:

** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather Conan's father.]] After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need to clarify that [[CaptainObvious he didn't mean meant that metaphorically, not literally.]]
13th Feb '15 7:47:35 PM AFP
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather Conan's father.]] After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need that [[CaptainObvious he didn't mean that literally.]]
This list shows the last 10 events of 19. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Funny.ConanTheBarbarian1982