History Funny / ConanTheBarbarian1982

18th Aug '16 8:35:07 AM MrDeath
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* As WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic noted, Conan's prayer to Crom is between Awesome and 'The Most Backhanded Prayer Ever':

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* As WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic noted, Conan's prayer to Crom is between Awesome and 'The Most Backhanded Prayer Ever':



* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.
18th Aug '16 5:14:12 AM DoktorvonEurotrash
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* When Conan got smashed and bumped into a camel, and than just turns around and knocks it out with one punch to the face.

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* When Conan got smashed and bumped into a camel, and than then just turns around and knocks it out with one punch to the face.
23rd Jul '16 3:49:16 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.

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* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.there.
* Valeria briefly attempts to convince King Osric that Subotai died fleeing the tower... seconds before he's led in by guards. The king gets a chuckle out of it.
11th May '16 8:12:54 PM Shadow200
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** After he passes out, King Osiric's guards show up and Valeria nudges him to try and rouse him and get up only to shove him to the floor, seeing she's getting no hope from him she clumsily reaches to her sword.
18th Dec '15 11:18:46 PM OrKuunArQenByundis
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* Conan's ridiculously nonchalant and somewhat half-assed attempt to infiltrate Doom's cult. Especially when, in a ploy to nab a priests garb, he gets the man on his own by claiming that he is "afraid and shy".
2nd Nov '15 6:35:49 AM darkjezter
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* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing.

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* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing. This scene is even funnier if you've got the director's commentary on, as Arnold dryly comments "Conan scores a lot in this movie."
2nd Nov '15 6:34:36 AM darkjezter
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* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing.
16th Aug '15 2:06:46 AM Hawaii_Knut
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-->''Grant me '''revenge!''' And if you do not listen, then '''to hell with you!'''''

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-->''Grant me '''revenge!''' And if you do not listen, then '''to hell with you!'''''you!'''''
* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.
21st May '15 5:03:13 PM ChrisX
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* Akiro the Wizard. Straddles the boundary between eccentric and insane beautifully.

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* Akiro the Wizard. Straddles the boundary between eccentric and insane beautifully.beautifully.
* As WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic noted, Conan's prayer to Crom is between Awesome and 'The Most Backhanded Prayer Ever':
-->''Grant me '''revenge!''' And if you do not listen, then '''to hell with you!'''''
6th Apr '15 8:42:57 PM Angeldeb82
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** What follows is perhaps even better. [[{{ButForMeItWasTuesday}} "It must have been when I was younger."]]
** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather Conan's father.]] After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need to clarify that [[CaptainObvious he meant that metaphorically, not literally.]]

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** What follows is perhaps even better. [[{{ButForMeItWasTuesday}} [[ButForMeItWasTuesday "It must have been when I was younger."]]
** Not to mention Thulsa claiming to be [[IAmYourFather [[LukeIAmYourFather Conan's father.]] father]]. After a {{beat}}, Thulsa feels the need to clarify that [[CaptainObvious he meant that metaphorically, not literally.]]literally]].
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