History Funny / ConanTheBarbarian1982

19th Oct '17 1:47:26 PM Anarquistador
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* While berating Conan for his crimes against him, Thulsa Doom mentions the killing of the giant snake in the temple, claiming that DumbMuscle Thorgrim raised that snake and is now "beside himself with grief." Cut to Thorgrim snapping out of his DullSurprise. "Uh...yeah, Boss! Beside myself! You said it!"
5th Sep '17 1:28:57 PM AlexDKZ
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* After having gained a reputation as a gladiator, Conan is brought to the East to get taught by expert swordmasters. We see in the middle of a lesson, performing sword moves. The stern master jumps in, slaps Conan and disaprovingly yells at him. Afterwards another student looks at Conan with a mocking grin in his face. How does the old master react? [[GroinAttack is a good way to describe it!]]

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* After having gained a reputation as a gladiator, Conan is brought to the East to get taught by expert swordmasters. We see in the middle of a lesson, performing sword moves. The stern master jumps in, slaps Conan and disaprovingly yells at him. Afterwards another student looks at Conan with a mocking grin in his face. How does the old master react? [[GroinAttack is with a good way spectacular kick to describe it!]]the groin, of course!]]
5th Sep '17 1:28:06 PM AlexDKZ
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* Conan and Subotai question a merchant about the Cult of Set, and he nonchalantly notes that "two, three years ago, it was just another snake cult." Snake cults apparently are a dime a dozen in the Hyborean Age.

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* Conan and Subotai question a merchant about the Cult of Set, and he nonchalantly notes that "two, three years ago, it was just another snake cult." Snake cults apparently are a dime a dozen in the Hyborean Age.Age.
* After having gained a reputation as a gladiator, Conan is brought to the East to get taught by expert swordmasters. We see in the middle of a lesson, performing sword moves. The stern master jumps in, slaps Conan and disaprovingly yells at him. Afterwards another student looks at Conan with a mocking grin in his face. How does the old master react? [[GroinAttack is a good way to describe it!]]
18th Oct '16 3:43:29 PM LovesRodents
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* Valeria briefly attempts to convince King Osric that Subotai died fleeing the tower... seconds before he's led in by guards. The king gets a chuckle out of it.

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* Valeria briefly attempts to convince King Osric that Subotai died fleeing the tower... seconds before he's led in by guards. The king gets a chuckle out of it.it.
* Conan and Subotai question a merchant about the Cult of Set, and he nonchalantly notes that "two, three years ago, it was just another snake cult." Snake cults apparently are a dime a dozen in the Hyborean Age.
18th Aug '16 8:35:07 AM MrDeath
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* As WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic noted, Conan's prayer to Crom is between Awesome and 'The Most Backhanded Prayer Ever':

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* As WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic noted, Conan's prayer to Crom is between Awesome and 'The Most Backhanded Prayer Ever':



* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.
18th Aug '16 5:14:12 AM DoktorvonEurotrash
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* When Conan got smashed and bumped into a camel, and than just turns around and knocks it out with one punch to the face.

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* When Conan got smashed and bumped into a camel, and than then just turns around and knocks it out with one punch to the face.
23rd Jul '16 3:49:16 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.

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* Speaking of WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic. If you've watched his review of the film, good luck not expecting the [[StockScream Goofy Holler scream]] when the female cultist jumps to her death, even when you know it's not actually there.there.
* Valeria briefly attempts to convince King Osric that Subotai died fleeing the tower... seconds before he's led in by guards. The king gets a chuckle out of it.
11th May '16 8:12:54 PM Shadow200
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** After he passes out, King Osiric's guards show up and Valeria nudges him to try and rouse him and get up only to shove him to the floor, seeing she's getting no hope from him she clumsily reaches to her sword.
18th Dec '15 11:18:46 PM OrKuunArQenByundis
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* Conan's ridiculously nonchalant and somewhat half-assed attempt to infiltrate Doom's cult. Especially when, in a ploy to nab a priests garb, he gets the man on his own by claiming that he is "afraid and shy".
2nd Nov '15 6:35:49 AM darkjezter
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* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing.

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* When Conan meets the Wolf Witch, he learns that she has information about the Children of Doom, but that "there is a price." Cut to the next scene, where Conan is on top of the Wolf Witch screwing her brains out. Somehow, I don't think that Conan took much convincing. This scene is even funnier if you've got the director's commentary on, as Arnold dryly comments "Conan scores a lot in this movie."
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