History Funny / Commando

8th Feb '16 11:23:53 PM Nitramy
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-->'''Bennett:''' I can beat you, I don't need the girl hahah, I DON'T NEED THE GIRL! [throws Jenny away] I don't need the gun John. I can beat you. I DON'T NEED NO GUN! [Pulls out his knife] [[LeeroyJenkins AND I'LL KILL YOU NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!]]

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-->'''Bennett:''' I can beat you, I don't need the girl hahah, I girl. Ha ha ha, '''I DON'T NEED THE GIRL! GIRL!''' [throws Jenny away] [[SuicidalOverconfidence I don't need the gun John. I can beat you. ]] '''[[WhatAnIdiot I DON'T NEED NO GUN! GUN!]]''' [Pulls out his knife] [[LeeroyJenkins AND I'LL '''[[LeeroyJenkins I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!]] NOWWW!]]'''
** TheNostalgiaCritic: Did he just orgasm?
20th Nov '15 3:49:57 AM tsstevens
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** Better yet, look at their positioning. What is he doing to her. Wait...''what is she doing to him?''
15th May '15 8:08:32 PM GrecoRomanGuy
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** [[TheNostalgiaCritic "Heh, heh. 'Dead tired.' She doesn't get it now but when she does she's going to laaaaugh…"]]



22nd Mar '15 12:08:10 PM CynicalBastardo
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-->'''Matrix:''' Wrong! (Shoots Diaz in the head)

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-->'''Matrix:''' Wrong! (Shoots Diaz in the head)head)
* Bennett's ChewingTheScenery when John tells him to lose the gun.
-->'''Bennett:''' I can beat you, I don't need the girl hahah, I DON'T NEED THE GIRL! [throws Jenny away] I don't need the gun John. I can beat you. I DON'T NEED NO GUN! [Pulls out his knife] [[LeeroyJenkins AND I'LL KILL YOU NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!]]
18th Aug '14 10:04:06 PM wyattte
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* "Don't wake my friend. He's dead tired."

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* "Don't wake disturb my friend. [[BondOneLiner He's dead tired.tired]]."
31st Jan '14 6:35:25 PM Nitramy
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* A [[{{Mook}} Green Beret]] giving John Matrix a [[PreMortemOneLiner send off]] at gun point... before it hilariously backfires. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk ''Literally'']].

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* A [[{{Mook}} Green Beret]] giving John Matrix a [[PreMortemOneLiner send off]] at gun point... before it hilariously backfires. [[http://www.'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTRblYTevk ''Literally'']].Literally]]'''.
1st Dec '13 6:17:17 AM skbc1p4res
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--> '''Mook''': Fuck you, asshole. [''Pulls the trigger, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets but the gun is out of ammo]]'']
--> '''Matrix''': [[NoYou Fuck]] '''[[NoYou you]]''', [[NoYou asshole]]. [''[[MegatonPunch Punches the Mook in the face]]'']

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--> '''Mook''': '''Cook''': Fuck you, asshole. [''Pulls the trigger, [[ItWorksBetterWithBullets but the gun is out of ammo]]'']
--> '''Matrix''': [[NoYou Fuck]] '''[[NoYou you]]''', [[NoYou asshole]]. [''[[MegatonPunch Punches the Mook Cook in the face]]'']
10th Aug '13 10:31:41 PM Troper251
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-->'''Matrix:''' Wrong!
-->''He shoots Diaz in the head.''

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-->'''Matrix:''' Wrong!
-->''He shoots
Wrong! (Shoots Diaz in the head.''head)
10th Aug '13 10:29:36 PM Troper251
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-->'''Cindy:''' [[ReadTheFreakingManual I read the instructions.]]

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-->'''Cindy:''' [[ReadTheFreakingManual I read the instructions.]]]]
* Diaz tries to intimidate Matrix after his daughter is kidnapped.
-->'''Diaz:''' My people, they got some business with you. And if you want your kid back, then you gotta co-operate, right?
-->'''Matrix:''' Wrong!
-->''He shoots Diaz in the head.''
23rd Apr '13 6:14:29 AM MaddKossack
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** Later, the fight crashes into the next hotel room... while a porno is being filmed. [[RuleSixtyThree Considering how some people]] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage love fight scenes]] [[BetterThanSex as much as others love, well, loving]], one has to wonder if the guy filming the porno decided to ThrowItIn.

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** Later, the fight crashes into the next hotel room... while a porno is being filmed. [[RuleSixtyThree [[RuleThirtyFour Considering how some people]] [[InLoveWithYourCarnage love fight scenes]] [[BetterThanSex as much as others love, well, loving]], one has to wonder if the guy filming the porno decided to ThrowItIn.
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