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8th Oct '17 6:17:51 PM MasterFuzzy
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* Sarissa mentions taking Mab to Disney World. Just imagine that for a second. Freaking ''Mab,'' who terrifies Harry into not even being able to snark, going to Disney World [[spoiler: with her daughter.]]
24th Sep '17 9:14:28 AM MasterFuzzy
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** But then she says that [[ShoutOut she senses a presence.]] [[Film/ANewHope One she has not felt since...]] So basically, she did an accidental ''Star Wars'' reference...while trying ''not'' to do a ''Star Wars'' reference.


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* Harry's IncrediblyLamePun: Calling [[spoiler: Huginn and Muninn]], who are traditionally seen in the form of ravens, "birdbrains."


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* Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoA,]] but Harry casually flying the bird to the One Who Walks Before. That's right: He almost literally [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu flipped out Cthulhu.]]
9th Sep '17 9:10:11 PM RaineyH
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*** This retroactively makes a funny moment from ''Dead Beat'' even funnier. Remember when Harry argued that Thomas was "too pretty to die"? [[note]]Of course you remember, you're reading this page.[[/note]] Since it's now clear that he's never seen ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', it looks like he was just [[SoBeautifulItsACurse (very accurately)]] stating the facts, rather than lightening the mood with reference humor.
19th Jun '17 1:40:06 AM EhWhatCanYouDo
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** And later in the conversation, Harry promotes Molly to lackey. She reacts with sarcastic joy.

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** And later in the conversation, * Harry promotes summons the CEO of Monoc securities (also known as [[spoiler: Odin]]) in hopes of procuring information. Their conversation is amazing:
-->"What do you need?" Vadderung asked.

-->"Advice," I said. "If the price is right."

-->"And what do you think a sufficient price would be?"

-->"Lucy charges a nickel."

-->"Ah," Vadderung said. "But Lucy is a psychiatrist. You realize that you've just cast yourself as Charlie Brown."

-->"Augh," I said.

**Their negotiation of price leads us to this:
-->"I will accept your offer of one favor-and a nickel."

-->"I told you. I don't have a nickel."

-->He nodded gravely. "What do you have?"

-->I rummaged in my pockets and came out with the jeweled cuff links from my tux. I showed them to him.

-->"Those aren't a nickel," he said soberly. He leaned forward again, as he had a moment before, and spoke slowly. "What do you have?"

-->I stared at him for a second. Then I said, "Friends."

-->He sat back, his blue eye all but throwing off sparks, it was so bright.

-->"Thomas," I called. "I need a nickel."

-->"What?" Thomas asked. "In cash?"

-->"Yeah."

-->Thomas reached into a pocket and produced a bunch of plastic cards. He fanned them out and showed them to me. "What about these?"

-->"Those aren't a nickel," I said.

-->"Oh, for goodness' sake."
Molly to lackey. sighed. She reacts with sarcastic joy.reached into a pocket and produced what looked like a little old lady's coin purse. Then she flicked a nickel toward me.

-->I caught it. "Thanks. You're promoted to lackey."

-->She rolled her eyes. "Hail, Ming."


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* Harry and Thomas' joint snark in the face of an EldritchAbomination:
-->"Look, Spanky," I said to Sharkface. "I'm a little busy to be tussling with every random weirdo who is insecure about his junk. Otherwise I would just love to smash you with a beer bottle, kick you in the balls, throw you out through the saloon doors, the whole bit. Why don't you have your people contact my people, and we can do this maybe next week?"

-->"Next week is your self-deprecation awareness seminar," Thomas said.

-->I snapped my fingers. "What about the week after?"

-->"Apartment hunting."

-->"Bother," I said. "Well, no one can say we didn't try. See you later."
8th Jun '17 11:45:54 AM jdotmi
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**** Pretty sure that ''Creator/HelenMirren'' with a machine gun [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave has that covered]].
22nd Mar '17 11:35:53 AM AthenaBlue
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-->Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness, has unique ideas on physical therapy.

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-->Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness, Monarch of the Winter Court of the Sidhe, has unique ideas on physical therapy.
11th Jan '17 11:04:27 AM Marin1977
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*** More like A. Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mab is hot.
9th Sep '16 8:36:59 AM starjammer05
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* Upon learning that Andi has been [[DesignatedVictim kidnapped yet again]] Mouse opines (via empathy with Molly) that she should be locked in the garage until she learns to take care of herself.

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* Upon learning that Andi has been [[DesignatedVictim kidnapped yet again]] Mouse opines (via empathy with Molly) that [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed she should be locked in the garage until she learns to take care of herself.]]
21st Jul '16 2:12:14 AM SilverDragon
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'''Toot-Toot:''' Learn forward a little, my lord. Hey, Kernel Purpleweed! Come watch the Za Winter Lord Knight's back!\\

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'''Toot-Toot:''' Learn Lean forward a little, my lord. Hey, Kernel Purpleweed! Come watch the Za Winter Lord Knight's back!\\
2nd May '16 1:30:03 PM roxana
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* Raschid's words of wisdom intended to help Harry adjust to his new knowledge of how precarious the condition of all Reality is and his own major role in maintaining said Reality: "You get used to it."
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