History Funny / Clue

23rd Mar '16 3:51:11 AM Kalaong
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* The first ending.

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* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ROhf5Soqs first ending.ending]].
21st Mar '16 10:46:09 AM BobTanaka
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** When Col. Mustard proposes pairing off to search the house:
-->'''Professor Plum:''' "What if one of us is the murderer? Whoever gets paired with the killer might get killed."
-->'''Mustard:''' "Then we will have discovered who the murderer is."
-->'''Peacock:''' "But the other half of the pair would be dead!"
-->'''Mustard:''' "This is ''war'', Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You cannot make an omelette without breaking some eggs, any cook will tell you that!"
-->'''Peacock:''' [[AnalogyBackfire "But look what happened to the cook!"]]
20th Nov '15 10:02:20 PM TexasKelly
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*** Immediately prior, Yvette was talking about not wanting to go up to the attic because of her [[DarknessEqualsDeath nyctophobia]] - presumably Mr. Green shared the same fear and that's why he didn't volunteer. (And then, of course, the random draw resulted in [[ContrivedCoincidence them being sent there]], [[ComedicSociopathy because comedy]].)
17th Oct '15 7:11:17 AM diddyknux
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* Miss Scarlet's and Mrs. White's vocal and facial expressions while trying to lift The Cook's body onto the couch.
10th Oct '15 5:48:48 PM Kitch
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--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared!\\

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--> ---> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared!\\



* When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette:\\

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* When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette:\\Yvette:
10th Oct '15 5:47:45 PM Kitch
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'''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]].\\\

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'''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]].\\\\\
10th Oct '15 5:47:03 PM Kitch
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-->'''Mrs. White:''' How did you get in?\\

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-->'''Mrs.--->'''Mrs. White:''' How did you get in?\\
10th Oct '15 5:46:33 PM Kitch
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'''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it.\\

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'''Wadsworth''': -->'''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it.\\
10th Oct '15 5:46:12 PM Kitch
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--->'''Mr. Green''': WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
--->'''Wadsworth''': No.

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--->'''Mr. -->'''Mr. Green''': WILL YOU STOP THAT?!
--->'''Wadsworth''':
THAT?!\\
'''Wadsworth''':
No.



-->'''Mustard:''' Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' ...No.
-->'''Mustard:''' Then there is someone else in this house?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' Sorry, I said [[NoExceptYes "no" meaning "yes."]]
-->'''Mustard:''' "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer; is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' No.
-->'''Mustard:''' "No, there ''is''," or "no, there ''isn't''?"
-->'''Wadsworth:''' Yes.
-->'''Mrs. White:''' [shatters glass] PLEASE!
-->''[Later]''
-->'''Mustard:''' Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house!
-->'''Wadsworth:''' I told you, there isn't.
-->'''Mustard:''' There isn't any ''confusion'', or there isn't anybody else?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' Either! Or both.
-->'''Mustard:''' Just give me a clear answer!
-->'''Wadsworth:''' Certainly! ''[{{Beat}}]'' What was the question?
-->'''Mustard:''' ''Is there anybody else in this house?''
-->''All:'' '''''No!'''''
-->'''Mustard:''' ''[Dismissively]'' ...well, that's what he ''says''...but does he know?

to:

-->'''Mustard:''' Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' ...No.
-->'''Mustard:'''
house?\\
'''Wadsworth:''' ...No.\\
'''Mustard:'''
Then there is someone else in this house?
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
house?\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
Sorry, I said [[NoExceptYes "no" meaning "yes."]]
-->'''Mustard:'''
"]]\\
'''Mustard:'''
"No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer; is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' No.
-->'''Mustard:'''
no?\\
'''Wadsworth:''' No.\\
'''Mustard:'''
"No, there ''is''," or "no, there ''isn't''?"
-->'''Wadsworth:''' Yes.
-->'''Mrs.
''isn't''?"\\
'''Wadsworth:''' Yes.\\
'''Mrs.
White:''' [shatters glass] PLEASE!
-->''[Later]''
-->'''Mustard:'''
PLEASE!\\
''[Later]''\\
'''Mustard:'''
Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house!
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
house!\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
I told you, there isn't.
-->'''Mustard:'''
isn't.\\
'''Mustard:'''
There isn't any ''confusion'', or there isn't anybody else?
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
else?\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
Either! Or both.
-->'''Mustard:'''
both.\\
'''Mustard:'''
Just give me a clear answer!
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
answer!\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
Certainly! ''[{{Beat}}]'' What was the question?
-->'''Mustard:'''
question?\\
'''Mustard:'''
''Is there anybody else in this house?''
-->''All:'' '''''No!'''''
-->'''Mustard:'''
house?''\\
''All:'' '''''No!'''''\\
'''Mustard:'''
''[Dismissively]'' ...well, that's what he ''says''...but does he know?



-->'''Mrs. White''': Shouldn't we get that ''man'' out of the house before he finds out what's been going ''on'' here?! ''(smashes glass in the fire)''

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-->'''Mrs.--->'''Mrs. White''': Shouldn't we get that ''man'' out of the house before he finds out what's been going ''on'' here?! ''(smashes glass in the fire)''



-->'''Mrs. Peacock''': Look, that man doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The ''police'' will ''be'' here by then, and ''THERE ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY''!!
-->'''Everyone''': ''Shhhhhh''!

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-->'''Mrs. --->'''Mrs. Peacock''': Look, that man doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The ''police'' will ''be'' here by then, and ''THERE ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY''!!
-->'''Everyone''':
STUDY''!!\\
'''Everyone''':
''Shhhhhh''!



-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests!?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]].
-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' That's right!

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-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests!?
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
guests!?\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
[[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]].
-->'''Colonel
sir]].\\\
'''Colonel
Mustard:''' That's right!



-->'''Colonel Mustard''': How many husbands have you had?
-->'''Mrs. White''': Mine or other women's?
-->'''Colonel Mustard''': Yours.
-->'''Mrs. White''': Five.
-->'''Colonel Mustard''': ''Five''?
-->'''Mrs. White''': Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
-->'''Colonel Mustard''': You ''lure'' men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
-->'''Mrs. White''': [[DoubleEntendre Flies]] are where men are most vulnerable.
-->'''Colonel Mustard''': Right!

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-->'''Colonel Mustard''': How many husbands have you had?
-->'''Mrs.
had?\\
'''Mrs.
White''': Mine or other women's?
-->'''Colonel
women's?\\
'''Colonel
Mustard''': Yours.
-->'''Mrs.
Yours.\\
'''Mrs.
White''': Five.
-->'''Colonel
Five.\\
'''Colonel
Mustard''': ''Five''?
-->'''Mrs.
''Five''?\\
'''Mrs.
White''': Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
-->'''Colonel
disposable.\\
'''Colonel
Mustard''': You ''lure'' men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
-->'''Mrs.
flies!\\
'''Mrs.
White''': [[DoubleEntendre Flies]] are where men are most vulnerable.
-->'''Colonel
vulnerable.\\
'''Colonel
Mustard''': Right!



--> '''Prof. Plum.''': What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
--> '''Mrs. Peacock''': No, just death. Isn't that enough?

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--> '''Prof. Plum.''': What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
-->
death?\\
'''Mrs. Peacock''': No, just death. Isn't that enough?



--> '''Mrs. White:''' He was found dead on the floor, his head had been cut off, and so had his...''[[GroinAttack you know]]''...
-->''([[ShareTheMalePain All the men cross their legs]])''

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--> '''Mrs. White:''' He was found dead on the floor, his head had been cut off, and so had his...''[[GroinAttack you know]]''...
-->''([[ShareTheMalePain
know]]''...\\
''([[ShareTheMalePain
All the men cross their legs]])''



--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared!
--> '''Mrs. White:''' That was his job. He was an illusionist.
--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he never re-appeared!
--> '''Mrs. White:''' He wasn't a very good illusionist!

to:

--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared!
-->
disappeared!\\
'''Mrs. White:''' That was his job. He was an illusionist.
-->
illusionist.\\
'''Wadsworth:''' But he never re-appeared!
-->
re-appeared!\\
'''Mrs. White:''' He wasn't a very good illusionist!



-->'''Wadsworth:''' I suggest we take to cook's body into the study.
-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' Why?
-->'''Wadsworth:''' I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.
* When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette:
-->'''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it.
-->'''Mrs. White''': What do you mean, don't deny it? I'm not denying anything.
-->'''Wadsworth''': ''Another'' denial!
-->(''Mrs. White'' ''[[BlowingARaspberry Blows a Raspberry]]'')

to:

-->'''Wadsworth:''' I suggest we take to cook's body into the study.
-->'''Colonel
study.\\
'''Colonel
Mustard:''' Why?
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
Why?\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy.
* When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette:
-->'''Wadsworth''':
Yvette:\\
'''Wadsworth''':
''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it.
-->'''Mrs.
it.\\
'''Mrs.
White''': What do you mean, don't deny it? I'm not denying anything.
-->'''Wadsworth''':
anything.\\
'''Wadsworth''':
''Another'' denial!
-->(''Mrs.
denial!\\
(''Mrs.
White'' ''[[BlowingARaspberry Blows a Raspberry]]'')



-->'''Prof. Plum''': WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! [[spoiler: Who did I kill?!]]
-->'''Wadsworth''': [[spoiler: My butler.]]
-->'''Prof. Plum''': Aw, shucks.

to:

-->'''Prof. Plum''': WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! [[spoiler: Who did I kill?!]]
-->'''Wadsworth''':
kill?!]]\\
'''Wadsworth''':
[[spoiler: My butler.]]
-->'''Prof.
]]\\
'''Prof.
Plum''': Aw, shucks.



-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "If I were the killer, I would kill ''you'' next!"
-->(everyone looks at him suspiciously)
-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' [[IWasJustJoking "I said 'if!']] ''[[IWasJustJoking If!"]]''

to:

-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "If I were the killer, I would kill ''you'' next!"
-->(everyone
next!"\\
(everyone
looks at him suspiciously)
-->'''Colonel
suspiciously)\\
'''Colonel
Mustard:''' [[IWasJustJoking "I said 'if!']] ''[[IWasJustJoking If!"]]''



-->'''Mrs. White:''' (grabbing his tie seductively) "Oh, Wadsworth! Some day...when we're alone together..."
-->'''Wadsworth:''' "Madam, no man in his right mind would ''ever'' be alone together with you."

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-->'''Mrs. White:''' (grabbing his tie seductively) "Oh, Wadsworth! Some day...when we're alone together..."
-->'''Wadsworth:'''
"\\
'''Wadsworth:'''
"Madam, no man in his right mind would ''ever'' be alone together with you."



-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' (looks into the study) "Just checking."
-->'''Mrs. Peacock:''' "Everything alright?"
-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."

to:

-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' (looks into the study) "Just Just checking."
-->'''Mrs.
\\
'''Mrs.
Peacock:''' "Everything alright?"
-->'''Colonel
Everything alright?\\
'''Colonel
Mustard:''' "Yep.Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
29th Sep '15 4:55:13 PM BobTanaka
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* This exchange:
-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' (looks into the study) "Just checking."
-->'''Mrs. Peacock:''' "Everything alright?"
-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
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