History Funny / Clue

20th Nov '15 10:02:20 PM TexasKelly
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*** Immediately prior, Yvette was talking about not wanting to go up to the attic because of her [[DarknessEqualsDeath nyctophobia]] - presumably Mr. Green shared the same fear and that's why he didn't volunteer. (And then, of course, the random draw resulted in [[ContrivedCoincidence them being sent there]], [[ComedicSociopathy because comedy]].)
17th Oct '15 7:11:17 AM diddyknux
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* Miss Scarlet's and Mrs. White's vocal and facial expressions while trying to lift The Cook's body onto the couch.
10th Oct '15 5:48:48 PM Kitch
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--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared!\\
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--> ---> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared!\\

* When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette:\\
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* When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette:\\Yvette:
10th Oct '15 5:47:45 PM Kitch
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'''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]].\\\
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'''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]].\\\\\
10th Oct '15 5:47:03 PM Kitch
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-->'''Mrs. White:''' How did you get in?\\
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-->'''Mrs.--->'''Mrs. White:''' How did you get in?\\
10th Oct '15 5:46:33 PM Kitch
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'''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it.\\
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'''Wadsworth''': -->'''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it.\\
10th Oct '15 5:46:12 PM Kitch
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--->'''Mr. Green''': WILL YOU STOP THAT?! --->'''Wadsworth''': No.
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--->'''Mr. -->'''Mr. Green''': WILL YOU STOP THAT?! --->'''Wadsworth''': THAT?!\\ '''Wadsworth''': No.

-->'''Mustard:''' Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house? -->'''Wadsworth:''' ...No. -->'''Mustard:''' Then there is someone else in this house? -->'''Wadsworth:''' Sorry, I said [[NoExceptYes "no" meaning "yes."]] -->'''Mustard:''' "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer; is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no? -->'''Wadsworth:''' No. -->'''Mustard:''' "No, there ''is''," or "no, there ''isn't''?" -->'''Wadsworth:''' Yes. -->'''Mrs. White:''' [shatters glass] PLEASE! -->''[Later]'' -->'''Mustard:''' Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house! -->'''Wadsworth:''' I told you, there isn't. -->'''Mustard:''' There isn't any ''confusion'', or there isn't anybody else? -->'''Wadsworth:''' Either! Or both. -->'''Mustard:''' Just give me a clear answer! -->'''Wadsworth:''' Certainly! ''[{{Beat}}]'' What was the question? -->'''Mustard:''' ''Is there anybody else in this house?'' -->''All:'' '''''No!''''' -->'''Mustard:''' ''[Dismissively]'' ...well, that's what he ''says''...but does he know?
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-->'''Mustard:''' Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house? -->'''Wadsworth:''' ...No. -->'''Mustard:''' house?\\ '''Wadsworth:''' ...No.\\ '''Mustard:''' Then there is someone else in this house? -->'''Wadsworth:''' house?\\ '''Wadsworth:''' Sorry, I said [[NoExceptYes "no" meaning "yes."]] -->'''Mustard:''' "]]\\ '''Mustard:''' "No" meaning "yes?" Look, I want a straight answer; is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no? -->'''Wadsworth:''' No. -->'''Mustard:''' no?\\ '''Wadsworth:''' No.\\ '''Mustard:''' "No, there ''is''," or "no, there ''isn't''?" -->'''Wadsworth:''' Yes. -->'''Mrs. ''isn't''?"\\ '''Wadsworth:''' Yes.\\ '''Mrs. White:''' [shatters glass] PLEASE! -->''[Later]'' -->'''Mustard:''' PLEASE!\\ ''[Later]''\\ '''Mustard:''' Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house! -->'''Wadsworth:''' house!\\ '''Wadsworth:''' I told you, there isn't. -->'''Mustard:''' isn't.\\ '''Mustard:''' There isn't any ''confusion'', or there isn't anybody else? -->'''Wadsworth:''' else?\\ '''Wadsworth:''' Either! Or both. -->'''Mustard:''' both.\\ '''Mustard:''' Just give me a clear answer! -->'''Wadsworth:''' answer!\\ '''Wadsworth:''' Certainly! ''[{{Beat}}]'' What was the question? -->'''Mustard:''' question?\\ '''Mustard:''' ''Is there anybody else in this house?'' -->''All:'' '''''No!''''' -->'''Mustard:''' house?''\\ ''All:'' '''''No!'''''\\ '''Mustard:''' ''[Dismissively]'' ...well, that's what he ''says''...but does he know?

-->'''Mrs. White''': Shouldn't we get that ''man'' out of the house before he finds out what's been going ''on'' here?! ''(smashes glass in the fire)''
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-->'''Mrs.--->'''Mrs. White''': Shouldn't we get that ''man'' out of the house before he finds out what's been going ''on'' here?! ''(smashes glass in the fire)''

-->'''Mrs. Peacock''': Look, that man doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The ''police'' will ''be'' here by then, and ''THERE ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY''!! -->'''Everyone''': ''Shhhhhh''!
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-->'''Mrs. --->'''Mrs. Peacock''': Look, that man doesn't matter! Let him stay locked up for another half an hour! The ''police'' will ''be'' here by then, and ''THERE ARE TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE STUDY''!! -->'''Everyone''': STUDY''!!\\ '''Everyone''': ''Shhhhhh''!

-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests!? -->'''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]]. -->'''Colonel Mustard:''' That's right!
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-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests!? -->'''Wadsworth:''' guests!?\\ '''Wadsworth:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You don't need any help from me, sir]]. -->'''Colonel sir]].\\\ '''Colonel Mustard:''' That's right!

-->'''Colonel Mustard''': How many husbands have you had? -->'''Mrs. White''': Mine or other women's? -->'''Colonel Mustard''': Yours. -->'''Mrs. White''': Five. -->'''Colonel Mustard''': ''Five''? -->'''Mrs. White''': Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. -->'''Colonel Mustard''': You ''lure'' men to their deaths like a spider with flies! -->'''Mrs. White''': [[DoubleEntendre Flies]] are where men are most vulnerable. -->'''Colonel Mustard''': Right!
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-->'''Colonel Mustard''': How many husbands have you had? -->'''Mrs. had?\\ '''Mrs. White''': Mine or other women's? -->'''Colonel women's?\\ '''Colonel Mustard''': Yours. -->'''Mrs. Yours.\\ '''Mrs. White''': Five. -->'''Colonel Five.\\ '''Colonel Mustard''': ''Five''? -->'''Mrs.''Five''?\\ '''Mrs. White''': Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. -->'''Colonel disposable.\\ '''Colonel Mustard''': You ''lure'' men to their deaths like a spider with flies! -->'''Mrs. flies!\\ '''Mrs. White''': [[DoubleEntendre Flies]] are where men are most vulnerable. -->'''Colonel vulnerable.\\ '''Colonel Mustard''': Right!

--> '''Prof. Plum.''': What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? --> '''Mrs. Peacock''': No, just death. Isn't that enough?
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--> '''Prof. Plum.''': What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? --> death?\\ '''Mrs. Peacock''': No, just death. Isn't that enough?

--> '''Mrs. White:''' He was found dead on the floor, his head had been cut off, and so had his...''[[GroinAttack you know]]''... -->''([[ShareTheMalePain All the men cross their legs]])''
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--> '''Mrs. White:''' He was found dead on the floor, his head had been cut off, and so had his...''[[GroinAttack you know]]''... -->''([[ShareTheMalePain know]]''...\\ ''([[ShareTheMalePain All the men cross their legs]])''

--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared! --> '''Mrs. White:''' That was his job. He was an illusionist. --> '''Wadsworth:''' But he never re-appeared! --> '''Mrs. White:''' He wasn't a very good illusionist!
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--> '''Wadsworth:''' But he was your ''second'' husband. Your first husband ''also'' disappeared! --> disappeared!\\ '''Mrs. White:''' That was his job. He was an illusionist. --> illusionist.\\ '''Wadsworth:''' But he never re-appeared! --> re-appeared!\\ '''Mrs. White:''' He wasn't a very good illusionist!

-->'''Wadsworth:''' I suggest we take to cook's body into the study. -->'''Colonel Mustard:''' Why? -->'''Wadsworth:''' I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy. * When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette: -->'''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it. -->'''Mrs. White''': What do you mean, don't deny it? I'm not denying anything. -->'''Wadsworth''': ''Another'' denial! -->(''Mrs. White'' ''[[BlowingARaspberry Blows a Raspberry]]'')
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-->'''Wadsworth:''' I suggest we take to cook's body into the study. -->'''Colonel study.\\ '''Colonel Mustard:''' Why? -->'''Wadsworth:''' Why?\\ '''Wadsworth:''' I'm the butler, I like to keep the kitchen tidy. * When Wadsworth confronts Mrs. White (the first time) about her having known Yvette: -->'''Wadsworth''': Yvette:\\ '''Wadsworth''': ''You'' knew Yvette, didn't you? Don't deny it. -->'''Mrs. it.\\ '''Mrs. White''': What do you mean, don't deny it? I'm not denying anything. -->'''Wadsworth''': anything.\\ '''Wadsworth''': ''Another'' denial! -->(''Mrs.denial!\\ (''Mrs. White'' ''[[BlowingARaspberry Blows a Raspberry]]'')

-->'''Prof. Plum''': WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! [[spoiler: Who did I kill?!]] -->'''Wadsworth''': [[spoiler: My butler.]] -->'''Prof. Plum''': Aw, shucks.
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-->'''Prof. Plum''': WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! [[spoiler: Who did I kill?!]] -->'''Wadsworth''': kill?!]]\\ '''Wadsworth''': [[spoiler: My butler.]] -->'''Prof.]]\\ '''Prof. Plum''': Aw, shucks.

-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "If I were the killer, I would kill ''you'' next!" -->(everyone looks at him suspiciously) -->'''Colonel Mustard:''' [[IWasJustJoking "I said 'if!']] ''[[IWasJustJoking If!"]]''
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-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "If I were the killer, I would kill ''you'' next!" -->(everyone next!"\\ (everyone looks at him suspiciously) -->'''Colonel suspiciously)\\ '''Colonel Mustard:''' [[IWasJustJoking "I said 'if!']] ''[[IWasJustJoking If!"]]''

-->'''Mrs. White:''' (grabbing his tie seductively) "Oh, Wadsworth! Some day...when we're alone together..." -->'''Wadsworth:''' "Madam, no man in his right mind would ''ever'' be alone together with you."
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-->'''Mrs. White:''' (grabbing his tie seductively) "Oh, Wadsworth! Some day...when we're alone together..." -->'''Wadsworth:''' "\\ '''Wadsworth:''' "Madam, no man in his right mind would ''ever'' be alone together with you."

-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' (looks into the study) "Just checking." -->'''Mrs. Peacock:''' "Everything alright?" -->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
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-->'''Colonel Mustard:''' (looks into the study) "Just Just checking." -->'''Mrs. \\ '''Mrs. Peacock:''' "Everything alright?" -->'''Colonel Everything alright?\\ '''Colonel Mustard:''' "Yep.Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
29th Sep '15 4:55:13 PM BobTanaka
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* This exchange: -->'''Colonel Mustard:''' (looks into the study) "Just checking." -->'''Mrs. Peacock:''' "Everything alright?" -->'''Colonel Mustard:''' "Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
29th Sep '15 4:52:55 PM BobTanaka
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** Just the fact that, when they pair up to search the house, everyone is paired with someone they either openly despise or have actually threatened to kill. Except Mr. Green, who gets Yvette (he was the only male character who didn't volunteer to accompany her).
29th Sep '15 4:50:47 PM BobTanaka
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* Mrs. White threatening Wadsworth: -->'''Mrs. White:''' (grabbing his tie seductively) "Oh, Wadsworth! Some day...when we're alone together..." -->'''Wadsworth:''' "Madam, no man in his right mind would ''ever'' be alone together with you."
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