History Funny / ChildOfTheStorm

22nd May '16 12:03:09 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** Volstagg takes the previous demon's remains and tastes them.

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** Volstagg takes dips his finger in a bit of the previous demon's remains and tastes them.them, and by doing so effectively identifies where it came from.



** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.

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** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.culture, if it were not for the people within.



** Loki and the Voice of London discussing about the city's nicknames. And the Voice telling him that the spell she asks him to use will grant him eternal bragging rights. And the Voice flicking him in the forehead to pass the information he needs.

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** Loki and [[GeniusLoci the Voice Voice]] [[HeroicHost of London London]] discussing about the city's nicknames. And the Voice telling him that the spell she asks him to use will grant him eternal bragging rights. And the Voice flicking him in the forehead to pass the information he needs.



** Magneto has learned Harry Dresden is his daughter's boyfriend and gives him a measuring look. Dresden tries to hide behind Wanda, but, since he is a foot taller, he completely fails.
** When they hear about the post-battle party, Huginn and Muginn appear, and the latter asks for [[TrademarkFavoriteFood eyeballs]]. All Asgardians look as if this is a normal occurrence (which it is).

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** Magneto has learned Harry Dresden is his daughter's boyfriend and gives him a measuring look. Dresden tries to hide behind Wanda, but, since he is a he's over foot taller, taller than her, he completely fails.
fails miserably. Wanda's response.
--> Father, don't you dare.
** When they hear about the post-battle party, Huginn and Muginn appear, and the latter asks for [[TrademarkFavoriteFood eyeballs]]. All the Asgardians look as if this is a normal occurrence (which it is).just sigh or otherwise express embarrassment, but not surprise.
17th May '16 6:22:32 AM DarkPhoenix94
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* About being HormoneAddledTeenager:

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* About being a HormoneAddledTeenager:



** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_St_Mary_Axe The Gherkin]] becomes an actual gherkin. Tony Stark proceeds to tell Bruce he has some competition. Dresden, Darcy, Carol, Jean-Paul, Fandral and Volstagg (described as the ones with an actual or mental age of 15) start to snigger, while Thor tries to hide his laugh under a cough. When Wanda says they have to do something about it, Tony suggests cold water, which brings another round of sniggering. Loki decries the fact that it has only taken him three minutes to start making penis jokes after they narrowly averted the end of the world.

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** When the Hulk uses his MetronomicManMashing trick on [[spoiler: Chthon]], Loki's remark?
--> It is so satisfying to see that happen to someone else.
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_St_Mary_Axe The Gherkin]] becomes an actual gherkin. Tony Stark proceeds to tell [[GagPenis Bruce he has some competition. competition.]] Dresden, Darcy, Carol, Jean-Paul, Fandral and Volstagg (described as the ones with an actual or mental age of 15) start to snigger, while Thor tries to hide his laugh under a cough. When Wanda says they have to do something about it, Tony suggests [[TheLoinsSleepTonight cold water, water]], which brings another round of sniggering. Loki decries the fact that it has only taken him three minutes to start making penis jokes after they narrowly averted the end of the world.
17th May '16 4:03:10 AM Milarqui
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* Chapter 78:
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_St_Mary_Axe The Gherkin]] becomes an actual gherkin. Tony Stark proceeds to tell Bruce he has some competition. Dresden, Darcy, Carol, Jean-Paul, Fandral and Volstagg (described as the ones with an actual or mental age of 15) start to snigger, while Thor tries to hide his laugh under a cough. When Wanda says they have to do something about it, Tony suggests cold water, which brings another round of sniggering. Loki decries the fact that it has only taken him three minutes to start making penis jokes after they narrowly averted the end of the world.
** Magneto has learned Harry Dresden is his daughter's boyfriend and gives him a measuring look. Dresden tries to hide behind Wanda, but, since he is a foot taller, he completely fails.
** When they hear about the post-battle party, Huginn and Muginn appear, and the latter asks for [[TrademarkFavoriteFood eyeballs]]. All Asgardians look as if this is a normal occurrence (which it is).
** To prove her identity to Nick Fury, [[spoiler:Lily Potter]] reveals that, the night of Harry's christening, he, James, Sirius and John Constantine went through six bottles of firewhiskey and took [[NoodleImplements Sirius' motorbike, a barrel of grease and a herd of enchanted badgers]] [[NoodleIncident to a Quidditch match]]. Sirius remembers it as "good times", Thor goes red and Tony is, of course, recording this wonderful piece of blackmail.
15th May '16 2:29:12 AM Doug86
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** The two cops, each an {{Expy}} of [[{{Discworld}} Sergeant Fred Colon and Corporal Nobby Nobbs,]] commentating on this interesting sight, trying to work out which government department they're working for.

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** The two cops, each an {{Expy}} of [[{{Discworld}} [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Sergeant Fred Colon and Corporal Nobby Nobbs,]] commentating on this interesting sight, trying to work out which government department they're working for.



-->'''Loki''': Well, I think that concludes our business here. [[{{Discworld}} Do not let us detain you, Minister.]]

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-->'''Loki''': Well, I think that concludes our business here. [[{{Discworld}} [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Do not let us detain you, Minister.]]
17th Apr '16 7:38:24 AM GothicProphet
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** While [[spoiler:Chthon]] is distracted, Strange takes advantage and sucker-punches him.

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** While [[spoiler:Chthon]] is distracted, Strange takes advantage and sucker-punches him.him.
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31st Mar '16 2:16:46 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** Stephen Strange calling Lucius Malfoy ''amateur''.
** Tony's reentrance in the battlefield.

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** Stephen Strange [[BreakTheHaughty screwing with Malfoy]] with a single line.
*** Also, Strange
calling Lucius Malfoy ''amateur''.
Gravemoss a 'rank, arrogant amateur' in scathing tones.
** Tony's reentrance re-entrance in the battlefield.



*** Also his new nicknames for Clint and Natasha: Robin Hood and Agent Raspberry.
** Uhtred is, naturally, having the time of his life in the battlefield.
** One of Jean-Paul's methods to deal with demons is to [[FingerPokeOfDoom touch them]].
*** He is later described as watching Uhtred's back - and actually guarding it rather than simply ogling his butt.

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*** Also ** Also, his new nicknames for Clint and Natasha: Robin Hood and Agent Raspberry.
** Uhtred is, naturally, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy naturally]], having the time of his life in the battlefield.
** One of Jean-Paul's methods to deal with demons is to [[FingerPokeOfDoom touch them]].
via the FingerPokeOfDoom.
*** He is later described as watching Uhtred's back - [[ChivalrousPervert and actually guarding it rather than simply ogling his butt.]]



** Tony manages to make a dragon swallow him as part of his plan... only for the dragon to close his mouth. Tony promptly tells JARVIS not to say 'I told you so'.
*** Upon getting out, he asks JARVIS to tell Pepper to clear two days from her calendar - which he intends to use for '[[GladToBeAliveSex it's good to be alive sex]]'.
*** As part of his efforts to distract HYDRA, he puts the Crazy Frog song on a loop. Clint tells him he is cruel.
*** JARVIS reveals Hogwarts' favourite flowers: cloudberries.

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** Tony manages to make a dragon swallow him as part of his plan... only for the dragon to close his its mouth. Tony promptly tells JARVIS not to say 'I told you so'.
*** Upon getting out, he asks JARVIS to tell Pepper to clear two days from her calendar - which he intends to use for '[[GladToBeAliveSex it's good to be alive sex]]'.
sex]]' that will have the neighbours making complaints. Natasha informs him that she won't bother with complaints.
*** As part of his efforts to distract HYDRA, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment he locks them down, turns on the sprinklers and puts the Crazy Frog song on a loop. loop.]] Clint tells rightly informs him that he is cruel.
a cruel and ingenious man.
*** JARVIS reveals mildly, in the midst of battle, revealing Hogwarts' favourite flowers: flowers (in response to Tony's remark that he needs to get the Castle some flowers in thanks): cloudberries.



** Fandral, fed up with the UST between Loki and Sif, pushes their heads together so that they will kiss.

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** Fandral, fed up with the UST unresolved nature {{UST}} between Loki and Sif, finally pushes their heads together so that they will together, forcing them to kiss.



** Colonel Philips (a spirit come back because of what Gravemoss did) saying [[ShoutOut Wibbly-Wobbly]] [[Series/DoctorWho Timey-Wimey]] on [[{{Troll}} Strange]]. Imagine Creator/TommyLeeJones saying it.

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** Colonel Philips (a spirit come back because of what Gravemoss did) grumpily saying [[ShoutOut Wibbly-Wobbly]] [[Series/DoctorWho Timey-Wimey]] on behalf of [[{{Troll}} Strange]]. Imagine Just imagine Creator/TommyLeeJones saying it.
28th Mar '16 7:38:49 AM Milarqui
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** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.

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** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.culture.
** Severus snarking at the people that did not run away from London after everyone else did.
** Loki and the Voice of London discussing about the city's nicknames. And the Voice telling him that the spell she asks him to use will grant him eternal bragging rights. And the Voice flicking him in the forehead to pass the information he needs.
** Colonel Philips (a spirit come back because of what Gravemoss did) saying [[ShoutOut Wibbly-Wobbly]] [[Series/DoctorWho Timey-Wimey]] on [[{{Troll}} Strange]]. Imagine Creator/TommyLeeJones saying it.
** In the middle of the battle, Sirius takes the time to crack a joke about [[spoiler:Bellatrix Lestrange]] and the fact that her outside now fits the inside.
** While [[spoiler:Chthon]] is distracted, Strange takes advantage and sucker-punches him.
28th Mar '16 7:22:03 AM Milarqui
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--> "Holy ''fuck.'' Now I see what all the fuss is about.” [[{{Beat}} Her gaze dropped downwards.]] [[GagPenis “Wow. Okay, now that’s just excessive."]]

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--> "Holy ''fuck.'' Now I see what all the fuss is about.” [[{{Beat}} Her gaze dropped downwards.]] [[GagPenis “Wow. Okay, now that’s just excessive."]]"]]
* Chapter 77 does not have as much hilarity, but still enough:
** Stephen Strange calling Lucius Malfoy ''amateur''.
** Tony's reentrance in the battlefield.
--> "Hello Director. May I say that your head is looking delightfully shiny today?" came the insouciant voice of Tony Stark. Fury had never been so glad to hear that voice and, he reflected, probably never would be again.
*** Also his new nicknames for Clint and Natasha: Robin Hood and Agent Raspberry.
** Uhtred is, naturally, having the time of his life in the battlefield.
** One of Jean-Paul's methods to deal with demons is to [[FingerPokeOfDoom touch them]].
*** He is later described as watching Uhtred's back - and actually guarding it rather than simply ogling his butt.
** Father-son bonding in the Asgardian tradition: kicking arse.
** Thor teasing Harry over his attraction to Carol.
** Tony manages to make a dragon swallow him as part of his plan... only for the dragon to close his mouth. Tony promptly tells JARVIS not to say 'I told you so'.
*** Upon getting out, he asks JARVIS to tell Pepper to clear two days from her calendar - which he intends to use for '[[GladToBeAliveSex it's good to be alive sex]]'.
*** As part of his efforts to distract HYDRA, he puts the Crazy Frog song on a loop. Clint tells him he is cruel.
*** JARVIS reveals Hogwarts' favourite flowers: cloudberries.
*** Tony verbally flipping off Zola when he attempts to take over the Prometheus suit.
** Harry and Carol arguing over a demon dragon's stupidity, with Carol saying it is at DarwinAwards level.
** Volstagg takes the previous demon's remains and tastes them.
** Fandral, fed up with the UST between Loki and Sif, pushes their heads together so that they will kiss.
** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.
21st Feb '16 5:33:06 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** The kids rather awkwardly explaining [[DestructiveSaviour about the considerable collateral damage involved in their rescue]]of [[TheHero Steve.]] It's all Steve can do not to burst out laughing.

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** The kids rather awkwardly explaining [[DestructiveSaviour about the considerable collateral damage involved in their rescue]]of rescue]] of [[TheHero Steve.]] It's all Steve can do not to burst out laughing.



** The profound (and justified) smugness of Doctor Strange after Nick Fury, who'd been in the midst of chewing him out, is struck dumb by the sight of the kids [[spoiler: taking down/dismembering two giants in about thirty seconds flat and using the burning meat as a cannonball to damage the ''Dreadnought''.]]

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** The profound (and justified) smugness of Doctor Strange after Nick Fury, who'd been in the midst of chewing him out, stoic, unflappable Nick Fury, is struck dumb by the sight of the kids [[spoiler: taking down/dismembering two giants in about thirty seconds flat and using the burning meat as a cannonball to damage the ''Dreadnought''.]]
11th Feb '16 7:30:34 PM ZimFan89
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--> [[Film/Deadpool2016 "Like I should have brought the brown pants."]]

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--> [[Film/Deadpool2016 [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} "Like I should have brought the brown pants."]]
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