History Funny / ChildOfTheStorm

17th Apr '16 7:38:24 AM GothicProphet
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** While [[spoiler:Chthon]] is distracted, Strange takes advantage and sucker-punches him.

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** While [[spoiler:Chthon]] is distracted, Strange takes advantage and sucker-punches him.him.
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31st Mar '16 2:16:46 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** Stephen Strange calling Lucius Malfoy ''amateur''.
** Tony's reentrance in the battlefield.

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** Stephen Strange [[BreakTheHaughty screwing with Malfoy]] with a single line.
*** Also, Strange
calling Lucius Malfoy ''amateur''.
Gravemoss a 'rank, arrogant amateur' in scathing tones.
** Tony's reentrance re-entrance in the battlefield.



*** Also his new nicknames for Clint and Natasha: Robin Hood and Agent Raspberry.
** Uhtred is, naturally, having the time of his life in the battlefield.
** One of Jean-Paul's methods to deal with demons is to [[FingerPokeOfDoom touch them]].
*** He is later described as watching Uhtred's back - and actually guarding it rather than simply ogling his butt.

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*** Also ** Also, his new nicknames for Clint and Natasha: Robin Hood and Agent Raspberry.
** Uhtred is, naturally, [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy naturally]], having the time of his life in the battlefield.
** One of Jean-Paul's methods to deal with demons is to [[FingerPokeOfDoom touch them]].
via the FingerPokeOfDoom.
*** He is later described as watching Uhtred's back - [[ChivalrousPervert and actually guarding it rather than simply ogling his butt.]]



** Tony manages to make a dragon swallow him as part of his plan... only for the dragon to close his mouth. Tony promptly tells JARVIS not to say 'I told you so'.
*** Upon getting out, he asks JARVIS to tell Pepper to clear two days from her calendar - which he intends to use for '[[GladToBeAliveSex it's good to be alive sex]]'.
*** As part of his efforts to distract HYDRA, he puts the Crazy Frog song on a loop. Clint tells him he is cruel.
*** JARVIS reveals Hogwarts' favourite flowers: cloudberries.

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** Tony manages to make a dragon swallow him as part of his plan... only for the dragon to close his its mouth. Tony promptly tells JARVIS not to say 'I told you so'.
*** Upon getting out, he asks JARVIS to tell Pepper to clear two days from her calendar - which he intends to use for '[[GladToBeAliveSex it's good to be alive sex]]'.
sex]]' that will have the neighbours making complaints. Natasha informs him that she won't bother with complaints.
*** As part of his efforts to distract HYDRA, [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment he locks them down, turns on the sprinklers and puts the Crazy Frog song on a loop. loop.]] Clint tells rightly informs him that he is cruel.
a cruel and ingenious man.
*** JARVIS reveals mildly, in the midst of battle, revealing Hogwarts' favourite flowers: flowers (in response to Tony's remark that he needs to get the Castle some flowers in thanks): cloudberries.



** Fandral, fed up with the UST between Loki and Sif, pushes their heads together so that they will kiss.

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** Fandral, fed up with the UST unresolved nature {{UST}} between Loki and Sif, finally pushes their heads together so that they will together, forcing them to kiss.



** Colonel Philips (a spirit come back because of what Gravemoss did) saying [[ShoutOut Wibbly-Wobbly]] [[Series/DoctorWho Timey-Wimey]] on [[{{Troll}} Strange]]. Imagine Creator/TommyLeeJones saying it.

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** Colonel Philips (a spirit come back because of what Gravemoss did) grumpily saying [[ShoutOut Wibbly-Wobbly]] [[Series/DoctorWho Timey-Wimey]] on behalf of [[{{Troll}} Strange]]. Imagine Just imagine Creator/TommyLeeJones saying it.
28th Mar '16 7:38:49 AM Milarqui
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** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.

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** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.culture.
** Severus snarking at the people that did not run away from London after everyone else did.
** Loki and the Voice of London discussing about the city's nicknames. And the Voice telling him that the spell she asks him to use will grant him eternal bragging rights. And the Voice flicking him in the forehead to pass the information he needs.
** Colonel Philips (a spirit come back because of what Gravemoss did) saying [[ShoutOut Wibbly-Wobbly]] [[Series/DoctorWho Timey-Wimey]] on [[{{Troll}} Strange]]. Imagine Creator/TommyLeeJones saying it.
** In the middle of the battle, Sirius takes the time to crack a joke about [[spoiler:Bellatrix Lestrange]] and the fact that her outside now fits the inside.
** While [[spoiler:Chthon]] is distracted, Strange takes advantage and sucker-punches him.
28th Mar '16 7:22:03 AM Milarqui
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--> "Holy ''fuck.'' Now I see what all the fuss is about.” [[{{Beat}} Her gaze dropped downwards.]] [[GagPenis “Wow. Okay, now that’s just excessive."]]

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--> "Holy ''fuck.'' Now I see what all the fuss is about.” [[{{Beat}} Her gaze dropped downwards.]] [[GagPenis “Wow. Okay, now that’s just excessive."]]"]]
* Chapter 77 does not have as much hilarity, but still enough:
** Stephen Strange calling Lucius Malfoy ''amateur''.
** Tony's reentrance in the battlefield.
--> "Hello Director. May I say that your head is looking delightfully shiny today?" came the insouciant voice of Tony Stark. Fury had never been so glad to hear that voice and, he reflected, probably never would be again.
*** Also his new nicknames for Clint and Natasha: Robin Hood and Agent Raspberry.
** Uhtred is, naturally, having the time of his life in the battlefield.
** One of Jean-Paul's methods to deal with demons is to [[FingerPokeOfDoom touch them]].
*** He is later described as watching Uhtred's back - and actually guarding it rather than simply ogling his butt.
** Father-son bonding in the Asgardian tradition: kicking arse.
** Thor teasing Harry over his attraction to Carol.
** Tony manages to make a dragon swallow him as part of his plan... only for the dragon to close his mouth. Tony promptly tells JARVIS not to say 'I told you so'.
*** Upon getting out, he asks JARVIS to tell Pepper to clear two days from her calendar - which he intends to use for '[[GladToBeAliveSex it's good to be alive sex]]'.
*** As part of his efforts to distract HYDRA, he puts the Crazy Frog song on a loop. Clint tells him he is cruel.
*** JARVIS reveals Hogwarts' favourite flowers: cloudberries.
*** Tony verbally flipping off Zola when he attempts to take over the Prometheus suit.
** Harry and Carol arguing over a demon dragon's stupidity, with Carol saying it is at DarwinAwards level.
** Volstagg takes the previous demon's remains and tastes them.
** Fandral, fed up with the UST between Loki and Sif, pushes their heads together so that they will kiss.
** Dumbledore was all too willing to let a bunch of Mindless Ones tear through Tate Modern, considering said action an invaluable service to art and British culture.
21st Feb '16 5:33:06 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** The kids rather awkwardly explaining [[DestructiveSaviour about the considerable collateral damage involved in their rescue]]of [[TheHero Steve.]] It's all Steve can do not to burst out laughing.

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** The kids rather awkwardly explaining [[DestructiveSaviour about the considerable collateral damage involved in their rescue]]of rescue]] of [[TheHero Steve.]] It's all Steve can do not to burst out laughing.



** The profound (and justified) smugness of Doctor Strange after Nick Fury, who'd been in the midst of chewing him out, is struck dumb by the sight of the kids [[spoiler: taking down/dismembering two giants in about thirty seconds flat and using the burning meat as a cannonball to damage the ''Dreadnought''.]]

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** The profound (and justified) smugness of Doctor Strange after Nick Fury, who'd been in the midst of chewing him out, stoic, unflappable Nick Fury, is struck dumb by the sight of the kids [[spoiler: taking down/dismembering two giants in about thirty seconds flat and using the burning meat as a cannonball to damage the ''Dreadnought''.]]
11th Feb '16 7:30:34 PM ZimFan89
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--> [[Film/Deadpool2016 "Like I should have brought the brown pants."]]

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--> [[Film/Deadpool2016 [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} "Like I should have brought the brown pants."]]
11th Feb '16 2:51:40 PM DarkPhoenix94
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-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Uhtred]''': “It was in the cause of justice."

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-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Uhtred]''': Uhtred]]''': “It was in the cause of justice."



-->'''[[CosmicChewToy Harry]]''': Since when was life ''fair''?

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-->'''[[CosmicChewToy -->'''[[CosmicPlayThing Harry]]''': Since when was life ''fair''?
11th Feb '16 2:50:33 PM DarkPhoenix94
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** The kids continued [[CasualDangerDialogue banter]], particularly when Uhtred dives headfirst into a mob of N'Garai, laughing like a lunatic.

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** The kids and their continued [[CasualDangerDialogue banter]], banter in the face of mortal danger]], particularly when Uhtred dives headfirst into a mob of N'Garai, laughing like a lunatic.



** Mere moments after Fury is finished chewing out Strange for [[WhatTheHellHero letting the kids go into battle]], they manage to work together to [[spoiler: take down the giants Gog and Magog]] with what looks like minimum effort. Fury -- stoic, unflappable Fury -- can only stare in shock, while Strange smugly looks on.

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** Mere moments after Fury Honestly, the whole of that section is finished chewing out Strange hilarious.
** Harry gets his battle plan
for [[WhatTheHellHero letting dealing with Gravemoss from ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer.''
** Dresden's narration, in its usual FirstPersonSmartAss style. For instance, his observation on Wanda's chilly greeting of Constantine.
--> Ouch, you could have deep frozen a mammoth with that tone.
** And then
the kids go into battle]], they manage to work together to hilariously CrazyAwesome bit where [[spoiler: take down the giants Gog and Magog]] Dresden's force-and-fire spell mixes with Soulfire to turn his blasting rod into his lightsabre,]] particularly his first line.
--> “I am so getting sued for this.”
** Then quoting Yoda to taunt [[spoiler: Gravemoss when the latter starts backing away in terror.]]
--> “If so powerful you are, why leave?”
** [[WeirdnessMagnet Rhodey]] [[RunningGag repeatedly]] complaining, partly in response to the above, 'how is this my life?'
** And Dresden's remark when Wanda asks him how he feels about a more in-depth introduction to [[{{Flight}} Aeromancy.]]
--> [[Film/Deadpool2016 "Like I should have brought the brown pants."]]
** Immediately afterwards, Wanda turns his pants brown.
** Wisdom's response to being informed that the Houses of Parliament have taken a pounding.
--> "They’ve already been bombed! And they needed fixing any way; there was dry rot and rats everywhere!”
** Wisdom's kvetching about the way the situation is only getting worse.
--> [[spoiler: Someone else has picked up Mjolnir.]] Of course I couldn’t be so lucky to have [[spoiler: the actual god of thunder pick it up.]] No, a newbie with the Green Lantern Ring and a HYDRA helicarrier armed to the teeth with Deity Class weaponry isn’t enough, I have to have someone else with absolutely no idea
what looks like minimum effort. Fury -- stoic, unflappable Fury -- the hell they’re doing wielding another weapon powerful enough to blow up the whole [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] planet!
** And Betsy's matter-of-fact response to this.
--> "Well. That’s us buggered then. And not in a fun way, either."
** The kids bickering. Again.
-->'''Diana''': Well, that was easier than I thought it would be.
-->'''Carol''': Considering how many times we almost died on the way in here, I’m not sure how you came to that conclusion.
-->'''Harry''': We’re still alive, aren’t we?
** The kids rather awkwardly explaining [[DestructiveSaviour about the considerable collateral damage involved in their rescue]]of [[TheHero Steve.]] It's all Steve
can only stare do not to burst out laughing.
-->'''Steve''': "Did you have something to do with that explosion I heard earlier?”
-->'''Carol''': "That was us."
-->'''Harry''': "We were fighting Gravemoss."
-->'''Steve''': "HYDRA’s necromancer? And you won?"
-->'''Carol''': "Well, I think that we mostly just really pissed him off. That and made him somebody else’s problem." [[{{Beat}} She shuffled her feet.]] “And we might have destroyed a bridge. A big one.”
-->'''[[TheComicallySerious Uhtred]''': “It was
in shock, while the cause of justice."
** Two words: Stoned. Tony.
** The kids again, in response to [[SummonBiggerFish Gravemoss' summoning of a couple of skyscraper sized giants.]]
-->'''Carol''': First day on the job and we get ''this''. How is that fair?
-->'''[[CosmicChewToy Harry]]''': Since when was life ''fair''?
-->'''Carol''': Good point.
** Dresden and Carol - and Harry and Wanda - have a StrangeMindsThinkAlike moment when in the scene immediately afterwards, Dresden complains (like Carol) that this is so not fair and Wanda dryly asks (like Harry) that since when was life fair?
** The profound (and justified) smugness of Doctor
Strange smugly looks on.after Nick Fury, who'd been in the midst of chewing him out, is struck dumb by the sight of the kids [[spoiler: taking down/dismembering two giants in about thirty seconds flat and using the burning meat as a cannonball to damage the ''Dreadnought''.]]
--> "Amazing what you can do when you take a few talented young people and give them directions to HYDRA’s armoury, isn't it?"
** Wanda giving Harry a maternal scolding for putting himself in danger and Carol's background sotto voce mumble of ''"busteeed..."''' It's just normal and absurdly out of place in the grand scale FinalBattle
** Wanda's continuing exasperation at the ridiculous antics of her godson and those she cares for.
--> “Why am I surrounded by morons who do not know the meaning of caution?”
** Carol remarking on the [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]] Hulk and [[BiggusDickus certain inevitabilities of his anatomy.]]
--> "Holy ''fuck.'' Now I see what all the fuss is about.” [[{{Beat}} Her gaze dropped downwards.]] [[GagPenis “Wow. Okay, now that’s just excessive."]]
11th Feb '16 2:50:14 PM ZimFan89
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-->'''Harry''': We’re having this conversation in the middle of fighting an army of unholy abominations and their master, who will probably crush all of us like flies once he actually gets his act together. We ''all'' have problems.

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-->'''Harry''': We’re having this conversation in the middle of fighting an army of unholy abominations and their master, who will probably crush all of us like flies once he actually gets his act together. We ''all'' have problems.problems.
** Mere moments after Fury is finished chewing out Strange for [[WhatTheHellHero letting the kids go into battle]], they manage to work together to [[spoiler: take down the giants Gog and Magog]] with what looks like minimum effort. Fury -- stoic, unflappable Fury -- can only stare in shock, while Strange smugly looks on.
11th Feb '16 2:01:16 PM DarkPhoenix94
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* Chapter 75 gets some more humor back after [[DarkestHour Chapter 74]]:

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* Chapter 75 gets some more humor humour back after [[DarkestHour Chapter 74]]:



-->'''Fury''': (''growls'') And that's not helping.

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-->'''Fury''': (''growls'') And that's not helping.helping.
* Chapter 76 continues with the resurgence of the wit.
** The kids continued [[CasualDangerDialogue banter]], particularly when Uhtred dives headfirst into a mob of N'Garai, laughing like a lunatic.
-->'''Carol''': I can’t believe we’re fighting this guy.
-->'''Harry''': I can't believe we've been fighting this guy for more than ten seconds and we're not dead yet.
-->'''Carol''': Give it time.
-->'''Harry''': I'd rather not.
-->'''[[OnlySaneMan Jean-Paul]]''': I am going to meet my end alongside total lunatics.
-->'''[[BloodKnight Uhtred]]''': [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy And what a glorious end it shall be!]]
--> *{{Beat}}*
-->'''Carol''': He has problems. Useful problems, but still problems.
-->'''Harry''': We’re having this conversation in the middle of fighting an army of unholy abominations and their master, who will probably crush all of us like flies once he actually gets his act together. We ''all'' have problems.
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