History Funny / Chalion

28th Jul '16 5:48:23 AM Rday
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--> '''Narration:''' At that point, it was really ''redundant'' for Rusillin's oar blade to snap off as he dug it into the water.
27th Jul '16 12:27:13 PM sablesword
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* The litany of disasters Desdemona unleashes on Rusillin and Clee, including setting their hair on fire, having their trousers drop around their ankles after their belts unbuckle, culminating in their rowboat disintegrating underneath them as they try to chase Penric out into the lake, while behind them their castle catches fire.

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* The litany of disasters Desdemona unleashes on Rusillin and Clee, including setting their hair on fire, having their trousers drop around their ankles after their belts unbuckle, culminating in their rowboat disintegrating underneath them as they try to chase Penric out into the lake, while behind them their castle catches fire.fire.

!!''Penric and the Shaman''
* The seminary joke about the Son's harvest of souls including those whose last words were "Ho, lads! Hold my ale and watch this!"
-->'''Inglis:''' That would be funnier if it weren't so true
-->'''Penric:''' If it were not true, it wouldn't be funny at all
26th Jul '16 4:56:20 AM Rday
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* The litany of disasters Desdemona unleashes on Rusillin and Clee, including setting their hair on hair, having their trousers drop around their ankles after their belts unbuckle, culminating in their rowboat disintegrating underneath them as they try to chase Penric out into the lake, while behind them their castle catches fire.

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* The litany of disasters Desdemona unleashes on Rusillin and Clee, including setting their hair on hair, fire, having their trousers drop around their ankles after their belts unbuckle, culminating in their rowboat disintegrating underneath them as they try to chase Penric out into the lake, while behind them their castle catches fire.
25th Jul '16 6:09:16 AM Rday
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!!!''Penric's Demon''

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!!!''Penric's !!''Penric's Demon''
25th Jul '16 6:08:57 AM Rday
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!!!''Penric's Demon''
* The litany of disasters Desdemona unleashes on Rusillin and Clee, including setting their hair on hair, having their trousers drop around their ankles after their belts unbuckle, culminating in their rowboat disintegrating underneath them as they try to chase Penric out into the lake, while behind them their castle catches fire.
4th Aug '15 8:12:20 AM Greenygal
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--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace [dy Jironal]]]? I have a few ideas-"

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--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace [dy Jironal]]]? Jironal]?]] I have a few ideas-"
4th Aug '15 8:10:49 AM Greenygal
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* Dondo dy Journal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear [[SarcasmMode how well he served her]] as the Holy General of her order (it involved bird excrement), and it went downhill from there.

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* Dondo dy Journal's Jironal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear [[SarcasmMode how well he served her]] as the Holy General of her order (it involved bird excrement), and it went downhill from there.



--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace (dy Journal)]]? I have a few ideas-"

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--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace (dy Journal)]]? [dy Jironal]]]? I have a few ideas-"
29th Nov '14 4:31:56 PM H.TorranceGriffin
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* Iselle cuts through Caz's objection to her decreeing that Caz and Betriz should marry thusly:
-->"I'm not sacrificing her to you as a reward for your loyalty. I'm bestowing you on her as a reward for ''her'' loyalty."
* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Arch-chancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.

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* Iselle cuts through Caz's objection to her decreeing that Caz and Betriz should marry thusly:
betrothing her twenty year old lady-in-waiting to a broken-down greybeard such as himself thus:
-->"I'm not sacrificing her to you as a reward for your loyalty. I'm bestowing you on her as a reward for ''her'' loyalty. So there."
** And when he tries to point out that he is also [[UnableToSupportAWife just plain broke]].
--->"I plan to make the chancellorship a salaried position."
--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace (dy Journal)]]? I have a few ideas-"
--->"''Caz''aril!"
* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Arch-chancellor's Chancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.
14th Oct '14 8:18:48 AM Rday1
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* "You're ''her'' reward!"

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* "You're Iselle cuts through Caz's objection to her decreeing that Caz and Betriz should marry thusly:
-->"I'm not sacrificing her to you as a reward for your loyalty. I'm bestowing you on her as a reward for
''her'' reward!"loyalty."
23rd Dec '13 7:33:29 PM Mandichaos
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!!''The Hallowed Hunt''

* One of Prince Boleso's retainers calls Learned Hallana, a sorceress-divine of the Bastard, a "fat sow." Her response? She spells him to make him think he himself is a pig. Ingrey's retainer is at a loss, while Ingrey finds it hilarious:
--> “My lord, what should we do with him?”
--> “Watch over him. See he comes to no harm till his lesson passes off.”
--> “Yes, my lord. Um... anything else?”
--> “You could feed him some bran mash.”
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