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4th Aug '15 8:12:20 AM Greenygal
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--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace [dy Jironal]]]? I have a few ideas-"

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--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace [dy Jironal]]]? Jironal]?]] I have a few ideas-"
4th Aug '15 8:10:49 AM Greenygal
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* Dondo dy Journal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear [[SarcasmMode how well he served her]] as the Holy General of her order (it involved bird excrement), and it went downhill from there.

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* Dondo dy Journal's Jironal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear [[SarcasmMode how well he served her]] as the Holy General of her order (it involved bird excrement), and it went downhill from there.



--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace (dy Journal)]]? I have a few ideas-"

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--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace (dy Journal)]]? [dy Jironal]]]? I have a few ideas-"
29th Nov '14 4:31:56 PM H.TorranceGriffin
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* Iselle cuts through Caz's objection to her decreeing that Caz and Betriz should marry thusly:
-->"I'm not sacrificing her to you as a reward for your loyalty. I'm bestowing you on her as a reward for ''her'' loyalty."
* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Arch-chancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.

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* Iselle cuts through Caz's objection to her decreeing that Caz and Betriz should marry thusly:
betrothing her twenty year old lady-in-waiting to a broken-down greybeard such as himself thus:
-->"I'm not sacrificing her to you as a reward for your loyalty. I'm bestowing you on her as a reward for ''her'' loyalty. So there."
** And when he tries to point out that he is also [[UnableToSupportAWife just plain broke]].
--->"I plan to make the chancellorship a salaried position."
--->"As the Fox has done in Ibra? Very wise, Royina... [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who shall you appoint to replace (dy Journal)]]? I have a few ideas-"
--->"''Caz''aril!"
* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Arch-chancellor's Chancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.
14th Oct '14 8:18:48 AM Rday1
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* "You're ''her'' reward!"

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* "You're Iselle cuts through Caz's objection to her decreeing that Caz and Betriz should marry thusly:
-->"I'm not sacrificing her to you as a reward for your loyalty. I'm bestowing you on her as a reward for
''her'' reward!"loyalty."
23rd Dec '13 7:33:29 PM Mandichaos
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!!''The Hallowed Hunt''

* One of Prince Boleso's retainers calls Learned Hallana, a sorceress-divine of the Bastard, a "fat sow." Her response? She spells him to make him think he himself is a pig. Ingrey's retainer is at a loss, while Ingrey finds it hilarious:
--> “My lord, what should we do with him?”
--> “Watch over him. See he comes to no harm till his lesson passes off.”
--> “Yes, my lord. Um... anything else?”
--> “You could feed him some bran mash.”
20th Jul '13 12:25:07 AM NanoMoose
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* Dondo dy Journal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear [[SarcasmMode how well he served her]] as the Holy General of her order, and it went downhill from there.

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* Dondo dy Journal's funeral. The Daughter of Spring made it clear [[SarcasmMode how well he served her]] as the Holy General of her order, order (it involved bird excrement), and it went downhill from there.



* The gods' way of informing Palli he is ''not'' to be Iselle's ambassador: "Pray for guidance, you said. I've had nightmares about traveling all night. In the last one, my horses ate me."

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* The gods' way of informing Palli he is ''not'' to be Iselle's ambassador: "Pray for guidance, you said. I've had nightmares about traveling travelling all night. In the last one, my horses ate me."



* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Archchancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.
--> "You can't just sit there with [[spoiler: a sword in your gut]]"
--> (reasonably) "Well I surely cannot ''move.''"
* Umegat discussing attempts at faking Death Miracles
--> "We uncovered quite a number of ingenious fakes—usually poison, though the, ah, dimmer murderers sometimes tried cruder methods. I had to explain to them that the Bastard does not ever execute unrepentant sinners with a dirk, nor a large hammer"

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* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Archchancellor's Arch-chancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Betriz before they remove it.
--> "You can't just sit there with [[spoiler: a sword in your gut]]"
gut]]!"
--> (reasonably) "Well "Well, I surely cannot ''move.''"
* Umegat discussing attempts at faking Death Miracles
Miracles.
--> "We uncovered quite a number of ingenious fakes—usually fakes — usually poison, though the, ah, dimmer murderers sometimes tried cruder methods. I had to explain to them that the Bastard does not ever execute unrepentant sinners with a dirk, nor a large hammer"
hammer."



* Having just been rescued after two days and 100 miles of uncomfortable captivity, Ista has some simple requests:
--> '''Ista''': "I want... a piece of bread and a bedroll."
--> '''Ferda''': "This rough camp is no place for your repose-"
--> '''Ista''': "Any bread. Any bedroll."
--> '''Ferda''': "There may be some women I can find for your attendants, but they are not what you are used to-"
--> '''Ista''': "Your bedroll would do."
--> '''Ferda''': "Royina, I-"
--> '''Ista''': "If you do not give me a bedroll at once, I am going to sit down on the ground right here and start to cry. Now."

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* Having just been rescued after two days and 100 a hundred miles of uncomfortable captivity, Ista has some simple requests:
--> '''Ista''': "I I want... a piece of bread and a bedroll."
bedroll.
--> '''Ferda''': "This This rough camp is no place for your repose-"
repose -
--> '''Ista''': "Any Any bread. Any bedroll."
bedroll.
--> '''Ferda''': "There There may be some women I can find for your attendants, but they are not what you are used to-"
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--> '''Ista''': "Your Your bedroll would do."
do.
--> '''Ferda''': "Royina, I-"
Royina, I -
--> '''Ista''': "If If you do not give me a bedroll at once, I am going to sit down on the ground right here and start to cry. Now."
11th Feb '13 6:31:38 PM Andygal
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--> "We uncovered quite a number of ingenious fakes—usually poison, though the, ah, dimmer murderers sometimes tried cruder methods. I had to explain to them that the Bastard does not --> ever execute unrepentant sinners with a dirk, nor a large hammer"

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--> "We uncovered quite a number of ingenious fakes—usually poison, though the, ah, dimmer murderers sometimes tried cruder methods. I had to explain to them that the Bastard does not --> not ever execute unrepentant sinners with a dirk, nor a large hammer"
11th Feb '13 6:30:25 PM Andygal
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* Umegat discussing attempts at faking Death Miracles
--> "We uncovered quite a number of ingenious fakes—usually poison, though the, ah, dimmer murderers sometimes tried cruder methods. I had to explain to them that the Bastard does not --> ever execute unrepentant sinners with a dirk, nor a large hammer"
11th Feb '13 10:38:54 AM sagar
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* The gods' way of informing Palli he is ''not'' to be Iselle's ambassador: "Pray for guidance, you said. I've had nightmares about traveling all night. In the last one, my horses ate me."
18th Nov '11 9:26:27 AM Rday
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* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Archchancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Beatriz before they remove it.
--> "You can't can't just sit there with [[spoiler: a sword in your gut]]"

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* After being [[spoiler: run through the belly with the Archchancellor's sword]], Cazaril calmly asks to see Beatriz Betriz before they remove it.
--> "You can't can't just sit there with [[spoiler: a sword in your gut]]"
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