History Funny / CerebusTheAardvark

23rd Apr '18 7:33:22 AM TTFan
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->'''The Judge:''' Absolutely ''nothing'' can prevent your demise. The twelve "gems" will disperse at your passing and, since you have done nothing but gloat over death for the last five thousand years, no void will be created when you go. In the great hierarchy of realities stretching up to–and beyond– the nearly limitless boundaries of the imagination, you will be long noted as the least productive and most powerful being ever to have existed...
->It's not much of a legacy, I admit...
->'''Death:''' But it is at least ''something''.
->''[pause]''
->'''Death:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well fuck me]].
->''[Death collapses in his throne]''

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->'''The -->'''The Judge:''' Absolutely ''nothing'' can prevent your demise. The twelve "gems" will disperse at your passing and, since you have done nothing but gloat over death for the last five thousand years, no void will be created when you go. In the great hierarchy of realities stretching up to–and beyond– the nearly limitless boundaries of the imagination, you will be long noted as the least productive and most powerful being ever to have existed...
->It's -->It's not much of a legacy, I admit...
->'''Death:''' -->'''Death:''' But it is at least ''something''.
->''[pause]''
->'''Death:'''
-->''[pause]''
-->'''Death:'''
[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well fuck me]].
->''[Death -->''[Death collapses in his throne]''
6th Mar '17 7:06:43 PM nombretomado
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* Lord Julius is pretty much a walking, talking CMOF. Hardly, surprising, considering he's based on [[DeadpanSnarker Groucho]] [[MarxBrothers Marx]]. Bonus points for when he's with Baskin.

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* Lord Julius is pretty much a walking, talking CMOF. Hardly, surprising, considering he's based on [[DeadpanSnarker Groucho]] [[MarxBrothers [[Creator/MarxBrothers Marx]]. Bonus points for when he's with Baskin.
6th Jan '17 5:50:25 PM kingeditor
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* When the Pigt that suggest the message of the stone idol returning is for them to continue living underground is [[BoltOfDivineRetribution struck down by lightning]], the narrator remarks that this "serves to tip the balance of opinion ({{Understatement somewhat decisively}}) against the advocates of isolationism."

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* When the Pigt that suggest the message of the stone idol returning is for them to continue living underground is [[BoltOfDivineRetribution struck down by lightning]], the narrator remarks that this "serves to tip the balance of opinion ({{Understatement ([[{{Understatement}} somewhat decisively}}) decisively]]) against the advocates of isolationism."
6th Jan '17 5:49:51 PM kingeditor
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*When the Pigt that suggest the message of the stone idol returning is for them to continue living underground is [[BoltOfDivineRetribution struck down by lightning]], the narrator remarks that this "serves to tip the balance of opinion ({{Understatement somewhat decisively}}) against the advocates of isolationism."
6th Jan '17 5:45:11 PM kingeditor
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* When the makeshift army assembled by Cerebus at the beginning of ''Flight'' that he lets loose on the Cirinists is [[BloodyHilarious chopped into pieces]] in a one-panel-battle.

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* When the makeshift army assembled by Cerebus at the beginning of ''Flight'' that he lets loose on the Cirinists is [[BloodyHilarious [[spoiler:[[BloodyHilarious chopped into pieces]] in a one-panel-battle.one-panel-battle]].
6th Jan '17 5:44:31 PM kingeditor
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** It turns out that it was actually an evil clone of the Judge made by the Judge himself that did this, having been made to act out the Judge's inner wishes. Fulfilling both of their roles, they then proceed to explain the entire histories of ''each other'', resulting in an infinite loop of exposition.

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** * It turns out that it was actually [[spoiler: an evil clone of the Judge made by the Judge himself himself]] that did this, [[spoiler: having been made to act out the Judge's inner wishes. Fulfilling both of their roles, they then proceed to explain the entire histories of ''each other'', resulting in an infinite loop of exposition.]]
6th Jan '17 5:42:42 PM kingeditor
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** It turns out that it was actually an evil clone of the Judge made by the Judge himself that did this, having been made to act out the Judge's inner wishes. Fulfilling both of their roles, they then proceed to explain the entire histories of ''each other'', resulting in an infinite loop of exposition.
6th Jan '17 5:29:10 PM kingeditor
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* When the makeshift army assembled by Cerebus at the beginning of ''Flight'' that he lets loose on the Cirinists is [[BloodyHilarious chopped into pieces]] in one panel.

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* When the makeshift army assembled by Cerebus at the beginning of ''Flight'' that he lets loose on the Cirinists is [[BloodyHilarious chopped into pieces]] in one panel.a one-panel-battle.
6th Jan '17 5:28:13 PM kingeditor
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* When the makeshift army assembled by Cerebus at the beginning of ''Flight'' that he lets loose on the Cirinists is [[BloodyHilarious chopped into pieces]] in one panel.
6th Jan '17 5:13:17 PM kingeditor
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->'''Death:''' [[{{Deadpan}} Well fuck me]].

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->'''Death:''' [[{{Deadpan}} [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Well fuck me]].
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