History Funny / Castlevania

12th Jan '16 10:08:11 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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--->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.'' --->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.'' --->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.'' --->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.'' --->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.'' --->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
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--->'''Grave -->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.'' --->'''Werebat:''' -->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.'' --->'''Dullahan:''' -->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.'' --->'''Stone -->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.'' --->'''Mad -->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.'' --->'''Double -->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
23rd May '15 8:52:38 PM thesleepiestspiny
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--->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.''
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--->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.'''' * In Harmony of Despair, there are several DLC characters that you must purchase to play as. If you play online with someone who's using a DLC character you don't have, they show up as... An ''Axe Armor.'' The limited animation fudged to convey complicated things can be gut-bustingly hilarious for the person watching.
1st Dec '14 3:06:26 AM Demendes
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--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
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--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.'''' * Some items have hilarious descriptions on it. ** In Order Of Ecclesia, the item description for the Spoiled Milk. --->'''Spoiled Milk:''' ''It's a milk that you can chew!'' ** In ''VideoGame/AriaOfSorrow'', the description for the melon is quite clever. And most female enemies drop that item. --->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.''
23rd Aug '14 4:48:20 AM erforce
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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."
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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'''s Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."

* Some of the ''OrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious.
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* Some of the ''OrderOfEcclesia'' ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious.
23rd Aug '14 4:26:37 AM erforce
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* In ''[[CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]
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* In ''[[CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]

** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona 3}}."
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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."
19th Jul '14 11:45:17 PM erforce
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* In ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheDraculaXChronicles The Dracula X Chronicles]]'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet: --> '''Dracula:''' Completely impossible! Beaten by a little girl?!

** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona3}}."
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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona3}}.{{Persona 3}}."
19th Jul '14 5:00:24 PM erforce
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* In ''The Dracula X Chronicles'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:
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* In ''The ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheDraculaXChronicles The Dracula X Chronicles'', Chronicles]]'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:
17th Jul '14 8:33:57 PM spaceace72
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* Some of the ''OrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious. --->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.'' --->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.'' --->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.'' --->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.'' --->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.'' --->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
4th Jul '14 8:45:47 PM erforce
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* Then there's the infamous {{Narm}}tacular "What is a man?" conversation at the beginning of ''Symphony Of The Night''. * Or that EvilElevator in ''Symphony of the Night''? God, Alucard and Richter sound like they're absolutely terrified in it! * Or the "Holy Relic," an item that lets Alucard go underwater without taking damage: [[spoiler:It's a snorkel.]] * Or the Platform Shoes item whose description is "Discreetly makes you look taller". If you look very closely (or have a big screen TV) you can see that it actually does, making Alucard a pixel or two higher.

* In ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia''[='=]s Albus mode, the fight against [[spoiler:posssessed Albus]] (the second-to-last boss before going to Dracula's Castle) becomes this because not only [[spoiler:is Albus fighting himself]], but for some reason, [[spoiler:they have different names for ''the same attacks''.]] It sounds like they're trying to assert [[spoiler:the proper names for their moves!]] --> '''[[spoiler:Boss Albus]]:''' "VERTICAL SHOT!" \\ '''[[spoiler:Player Albus]]:''' "OPTICAL SHOT!" \\ '''[[spoiler:Boss Albus]]:''' "VERTICAL SHOT!" \\ '''[[spoiler:Player Albus]]:''' "OPTICAL SHOT!"
17th Jun '14 12:19:06 AM PvZpro
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** Then there's Jonathan's BadassBoast after beating [[ThatOneBoss Death,]] "I don't need the vampire killer to kick your ass!"
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