History Funny / Castlevania

30th Jul '17 5:38:57 PM Sugarp1e1
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!!The video games




!!The [[WesternAnimation/{{Castlevania}} animated series]]
* Episode 4: When Trevor starts losing his battle with Alucard, he tries going for a GroinAttack, which Alucard [[NoSell shrugs off]] without even flinching.
-->'''Alucard:''' "Please, this isn't a bar fight. Have some class."
30th Jul '17 5:04:25 PM WillyFourEyes
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* The Aria of Sorrow version of Excalibur, The Sword ''Still in the Stone''. Soma isn't TheChosenOne, but he is strong enough to pick up the whole thing, stone and all, and whack enemies with it anyway.

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!!The video games
* The ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaAriaOfSorrow Aria of Sorrow Sorrow]]'' version of Excalibur, The Sword ''Still in the Stone''. Soma isn't TheChosenOne, but he is strong enough to pick up the whole thing, stone and all, and whack enemies with it anyway.



* In ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]
** Jonathan's BadassBoast after beating [[ThatOneBoss Death,]] "I don't need the vampire killer to kick your ass!"

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* In ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin'', there is a ''cream pie'' ''[[PieInTheFace cream pie]]'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]
** Jonathan's BadassBoast after beating [[ThatOneBoss Death,]] "I don't need the vampire killer Vampire Killer to kick your ass!"



* Some items have hilarious descriptions on it.
** In Order Of Ecclesia, the item description for the Spoiled Milk.

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* Some items have hilarious descriptions on it.
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** In Order ''Order Of Ecclesia, Ecclesia'', the item description for the Spoiled Milk.



* In ''Harmony of Despair'', there are several DLC characters that you must purchase to play as. If you play online with someone who's using a DLC character you don't have, they show up as... An ''Axe Armor.'' The limited animation fudged to convey complicated things can be gut-bustingly hilarious for the person watching.

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* In ''Harmony ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaHarmonyOfDespair Harmony of Despair'', Despair]]'', there are several DLC characters that you must purchase to play as. If you play online with someone who's using a DLC character you don't have, they show up as... An ''Axe Armor.'' The limited animation fudged to convey complicated things can be gut-bustingly hilarious for the person watching.
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!!The [[WesternAnimation/{{Castlevania}} animated series]]
* Episode 4: When Trevor starts losing his battle with Alucard, he tries going for a GroinAttack, which Alucard [[NoSell shrugs off]] without even flinching.
-->'''Alucard:''' "Please, this isn't a bar fight. Have some class."
12th Jul '17 3:56:41 PM Sugarp1e1
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[[folder:Games]]



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[[folder: Animated series]]
* The series begins with a barren field of impaled skeletons, then gets ridiculously sweet as Lisa and Dracula start interacting.
** It's also hilarious to see that of all the things the series got right from the games, it's that [[LargeAndInCharge Dracula is at least two heads taller than every other character]].
* Right after the initial massacre caused by Dracula's forces, we cut to two men in a tavern discussing how one of them hit another man between the eyes with a shovel - [[BestialityIsDepraved because he caught the guy in the aftermath of having screwed one of his goats.]]
* The first episode is incredibly grim. The second episode starts with a group of drunken peasants telling what is probably an oft repeated bawdy story, while a drunken [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse Trevor]] tries to avoid a fight and just get another drink before finding a place to piss and pass out.
--->'''Trevor:''' "I'm Trevor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Belmont, and I've never lost a fight to man nor fucking beast."
--->*Trevor immediately gets tripped and an incredibly large man walks up to him, holding a chair over his head*
---> '''Trevor:''' "[[OhCrap Oh shit]]..." ''*WHACK*''
* The same fight has Trevor getting ''very'' unamused over the numerous [[GroinAttack kicks to his crotch]]
--->'''Trevor:''' ''(Wheezing)'' "Please leave my testicles alone!"
* Also from the same episode, Trevor's tussle with a couple of corrupt priests. This time, [[CurbStompBattle he's stone-cold sober.]]
--->'''Trevor''': Oh, hell! I'm sorry, I was trying to snatch the stave out of your hand. How's your finger?\\
'''Priest''': '''''[[{{Fingore}} WHAT FUCKIN' FINGER?!]]'''''
* Episode 3 has Trevor taking on a cyclops, who is not happy when his idea of stabbing it in the chest doesn't get the desired result
--->'''Trevor:''' "You're dead! Stop and realize you're dead!" ''(dodges eye laser)''
--->'''Trevor:''' "Straight out of the family bestiary! God shits in my dinner once again.''
* Unlike the games, Trevor and Sypha don't exactly get off to a good start, after defeating the cyclops, Sypha is restored from being turned to stone, and then proceeds to throws up...
** Her reaction upon realizing Trevor essentially used her statue form as a literal stepping stone, she's far from amused...
--->'''Sypha:''' "Did you...climb on me?!"
--->'''Trevor:''' "A bit..."
** And...
---> '''Sypha:''' "I'm Sypha Belnades"
---> '''Trevor:''' ''(whispering)'' "I don't care."
* Trevor describing the Bishop as "Over-the-top and into new lands of snake-fuckingly crazy".
* Trevor navigates the catacombs, only for the floor to give way at the bottom of a staircase. Trevor however, lands safely below on his feet and proceeds to praise his cat-like reflexes...only for the floor to give way ''again'' and this time Trevor lands flat on his ass. Of course, this leads to the cyclops fight.
* When the priests come for the Speakers, they only find Trevor in their hiding place. Trevor says he sent the Speakers "somewhere safe". Cut to them in the Cyclops' lair, with the monster's still bleeding corpse, in a scene that lasts ''just'' long enough to see where they are and for one to say:
---> '''Speaker''': "I swear it moved."
* Trevor attempts to [[GroinAttack knee Alucard in the crotch]] during their fight in episode 4. [[BallsOfSteel It doesn't work]], and Alucard is completely unamused.
--->'''Alucard:''' *in complete deadpan* "Please. This isn't a bar fight. Have some class."
--->'''Trevor :''' ''[[spoiler: (Headbutt)]]''
* Alucard's reveal is very over the top. He spends at least two minutes FLOATING while having a conversation with Trevor and Sypha about what they believe and think, and he hides his fangs behind long blond hair.
** Heck, his appearance is, essentially, a 19 to 20 year old floating man with black skinny jeans, long blond hair, and no shirt with a massive scar over his chest. Meanwhile Sypha is wearing a full set of robes and Trevor is clad in pants and a tunic that has his family crest embroidered on it. Alucard is just so out of place that the only reason it really works is it's ALUCARD.
** Trevor delicately hanging a lampshade on the whole situation by referring to Alucard as "Floating Vampire Jesus."
* After Alucard seems convinced of the sincerity of Trevor and Sypha's quest...
--->'''Sypha:''' "You ''are'' the sleeping soldier!"
--->'''Alucard:'''"I'm aware of the stories. I'm also aware that the Speakers consider the story to be information from the future. Do you know the whole story?"
--->'''Sypha:''' ''*starts, [[LuminescentBlush blushes]]*'' "Yes."
** It's possible that she's finally realized that she represents one of the trio foretold to defeat Dracula...or the rest of the story mentions what the warrior and the scholar would do ''after'' defeating Dracula.
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10th Jul '17 3:59:16 PM Elfive
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--->'''Trevor:''' "I'm Trevor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Belmont, I cannot be felled by man, nor fucking beast."

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--->'''Trevor:''' "I'm Trevor [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Belmont, I cannot be felled by man, and I've never lost a fight to man nor fucking beast."
9th Jul '17 2:29:24 PM DeepRecon
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* After Alucard seems convinced of the sincerity of Trevor and Sypha's quest...
--->'''Sypha:''' "You ''are'' the sleeping soldier!"
--->'''Alucard:'''"I'm aware of the stories. I'm also aware that the Speakers consider the story to be information from the future. Do you know the whole story?"
--->'''Sypha:''' ''*starts, [[LuminescentBlush blushes]]*'' "Yes."
** It's possible that she's finally realized that she represents one of the trio foretold to defeat Dracula...or the rest of the story mentions what the warrior and the scholar would do ''after'' defeating Dracula.
9th Jul '17 1:14:39 PM DeepRecon
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* When the priests come for the Speakers, they only find Trevor in their hiding place. Trevor says he sent the Speakers "somewhere safe". Cut to them in the Cyclops' lair, with the monster's still bleeding corpse.

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* When the priests come for the Speakers, they only find Trevor in their hiding place. Trevor says he sent the Speakers "somewhere safe". Cut to them in the Cyclops' lair, with the monster's still bleeding corpse.corpse, in a scene that lasts ''just'' long enough to see where they are and for one to say:
9th Jul '17 9:58:28 AM Ciara25
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* Right after the initial massacre caused by Dracula's forces, we cut to two men in a tavern discussing how one of them hit another man between the eyes with a shovel - [[BestialityIsDepraved because he caught the guy in the aftermath of having screwed one of his goats.]]
9th Jul '17 3:44:45 AM culturalrebel
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--->'''Trevor:''' "Straight out of the family bestiary! God shits in my dinner once again.''
8th Jul '17 10:16:14 PM SPBurke
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** It's also hilarious to see that of all the things the series got right from the games, it's that [[LargeAndInCharge Dracula is at least two heads taller than every other character]].
8th Jul '17 5:36:13 PM YonksAgo
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* Trevor describing the Bishop as "over the lands level of snake-fuckingly crazy".

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* Trevor describing the Bishop as "over the "Over-the-top and into new lands level of snake-fuckingly crazy".
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