History Funny / Castlevania

8th Jul '16 8:59:19 PM Yuihime
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* There is also the Aria of Sorrow version of Excalibur, The Sword ''Still in the Stone''.

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* There is also the Aria of Sorrow version of Excalibur, The Sword ''Still in the Stone''. Soma isn't TheChosenOne, but he is strong enough to pick up the whole thing, stone and all, and whack enemies with it anyway.
12th Jan '16 10:08:11 PM KamenRiderOokalf
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--->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.''
--->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.''
--->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.''
--->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.''
--->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.''
--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''

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--->'''Grave -->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.''
--->'''Werebat:''' -->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.''
--->'''Dullahan:''' -->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.''
--->'''Stone -->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.''
--->'''Mad -->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.''
--->'''Double -->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
23rd May '15 8:52:38 PM thesleepiestspiny
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--->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.''

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--->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.''''
* In Harmony of Despair, there are several DLC characters that you must purchase to play as. If you play online with someone who's using a DLC character you don't have, they show up as... An ''Axe Armor.'' The limited animation fudged to convey complicated things can be gut-bustingly hilarious for the person watching.
1st Dec '14 3:06:26 AM Demendes
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--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''

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--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''''
* Some items have hilarious descriptions on it.
** In Order Of Ecclesia, the item description for the Spoiled Milk.
--->'''Spoiled Milk:''' ''It's a milk that you can chew!''
** In ''VideoGame/AriaOfSorrow'', the description for the melon is quite clever. And most female enemies drop that item.
--->'''Melon:''' ''A melon of the finest quality.''
23rd Aug '14 4:48:20 AM erforce
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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."

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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'''s Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."



* Some of the ''OrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious.

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* Some of the ''OrderOfEcclesia'' ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious.
23rd Aug '14 4:26:37 AM erforce
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* In ''[[CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]

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* In ''[[CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaPortraitOfRuin Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: [[spoiler:it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!'']]



** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona 3}}."

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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona VideoGame/{{Persona 3}}."
19th Jul '14 11:45:17 PM erforce
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* In ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheDraculaXChronicles The Dracula X Chronicles]]'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:
--> '''Dracula:''' Completely impossible! Beaten by a little girl?!



** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona3}}."

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** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. As a commenter put it, "[[EvilLaugh mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, {{Persona3}}.{{Persona 3}}."
19th Jul '14 5:00:24 PM erforce
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* In ''The Dracula X Chronicles'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:

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* In ''The ''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaTheDraculaXChronicles The Dracula X Chronicles'', Chronicles]]'', when {{Dracula}} realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:
17th Jul '14 8:33:57 PM spaceace72
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* Some of the ''OrderOfEcclesia'' enemy descriptions can be hilarious.
--->'''Grave Digger:''' ''Enjoys his cursed vocation because he meets new people.''
--->'''Werebat:''' ''A half-human half-bat. How about that.''
--->'''Dullahan:''' ''This knight doesn't need a head to hand his enemies theirs.''
--->'''Stone Rose:''' ''Once an insectivore, this plant's tastes have broadened.''
--->'''Mad Butcher:''' ''A madman with a mechanized saw. Enjoys butchery and sculpting.''
--->'''Double Hammer:''' ''The only thing more dangerous than a giant hammer is two.''
4th Jul '14 8:45:47 PM erforce
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* Then there's the infamous {{Narm}}tacular "What is a man?" conversation at the beginning of ''Symphony Of The Night''.
* Or that EvilElevator in ''Symphony of the Night''? God, Alucard and Richter sound like they're absolutely terrified in it!
* Or the "Holy Relic," an item that lets Alucard go underwater without taking damage: [[spoiler:It's a snorkel.]]
* Or the Platform Shoes item whose description is "Discreetly makes you look taller". If you look very closely (or have a big screen TV) you can see that it actually does, making Alucard a pixel or two higher.



* In ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaOrderOfEcclesia''[='=]s Albus mode, the fight against [[spoiler:posssessed Albus]] (the second-to-last boss before going to Dracula's Castle) becomes this because not only [[spoiler:is Albus fighting himself]], but for some reason, [[spoiler:they have different names for ''the same attacks''.]] It sounds like they're trying to assert [[spoiler:the proper names for their moves!]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Boss Albus]]:''' "VERTICAL SHOT!" \\
'''[[spoiler:Player Albus]]:''' "OPTICAL SHOT!" \\
'''[[spoiler:Boss Albus]]:''' "VERTICAL SHOT!" \\
'''[[spoiler:Player Albus]]:''' "OPTICAL SHOT!"
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