History Funny / CallOfDutyBlackOps2

14th Feb '18 9:26:48 PM infernape612
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-->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\

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-->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] --->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\



-->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\

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-->'''Menendez''': --->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
14th Feb '18 9:26:32 PM infernape612
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--->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]

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--->'''Woods:''' -->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]
19th Nov '17 8:42:23 PM CelPrevXXVI
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--->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EverybodyComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]

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--->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EverybodyComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]



'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Now let's kill this thing!

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'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Now let's go kill this thing!
19th Nov '17 8:38:52 PM CelPrevXXVI
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* Hell, [[spoiler:even after Woods reintroduces David to his dad, he's aware of how "the two broads" are hogging up the space. So he leaves to smoke a cig (despite being 95 in-story).]]
--->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EverybodyComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]
19th Nov '17 8:11:07 PM CelPrevXXVI
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'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Now let's kill this sonuvabitch!

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'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Now let's kill this sonuvabitch!thing!



-->'''Menendez''': I feel like I want to throw up.\\

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-->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
24th Oct '17 12:11:20 AM CelPrevXXVI
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'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy.

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'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Now let's kill this sonuvabitch!
24th Oct '17 12:10:13 AM CelPrevXXVI
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'''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...

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'''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right? Gotta You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, Take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...
12th Jun '17 12:08:24 PM infernape612
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--> '''Woods''': Do not enter. ''*Door opens anyway*''
--> '''Woods''': I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your...
--> [[spoiler: '''Mason''']]: ...Ass.

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--> '''Woods''': -->'''Woods''': Do not enter. ''*Door ''[door opens anyway*''
-->
anyway]''\\
'''Woods''': I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your...
-->
your...\\
[[spoiler: '''Mason''']]: ...Ass.



--> [[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?
--> '''Woods:''' (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up)Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby!
--> '''Menendez:''' What the ''fuck?''
--> '''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy.

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--> [[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] -->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?
-->
rock?\\
'''Woods:''' (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up)Heh... up) Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby!
-->
baby!\\
'''Menendez:''' What the ''fuck?''
-->
''fuck?''\\
'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy.



--> '''Menendez''': I feel like I want to throw up.
--> '''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...

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--> '''Menendez''': -->'''Menendez''': I feel like I want to throw up.
-->
up.\\
'''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...



--> '' We're WINNING this fight.''
--> '' COME ON! COME ON! I'VE GA-CHYOO!''
--> '' Wanna get paid?! MOVE IT!''
--> '' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''

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--> '' -->'' We're WINNING this fight.''
-->
''\\
'' COME ON! COME ON! I'VE GA-CHYOO!''
-->
GA-CHYOO!''\\
'' Wanna get paid?! MOVE IT!''
-->
IT!''\\
'' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''



--> '''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.
--> '''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.
--> '''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.

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--> '''Harper''': -->'''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.
-->
here.\\
'''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.
-->
Harper.\\
'''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.



--> '''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?
--> '''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!

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--> '''Harper''': -->'''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?
-->
beautiful?\\
'''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!
12th Jul '16 1:09:35 AM infernape612
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* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban PMCs and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"

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* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban PMCs [=PMCs=] and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"
12th Jul '16 1:09:20 AM infernape612
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--> '''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right ? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...

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--> '''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right ? right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...
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