History Funny / CallOfDutyBlackOps2

12th Jun '17 12:08:24 PM infernape612
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--> '''Woods''': Do not enter. ''*Door opens anyway*''
--> '''Woods''': I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your...
--> [[spoiler: '''Mason''']]: ...Ass.

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--> '''Woods''': -->'''Woods''': Do not enter. ''*Door ''[door opens anyway*''
-->
anyway]''\\
'''Woods''': I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your...
-->
your...\\
[[spoiler: '''Mason''']]: ...Ass.



--> [[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?
--> '''Woods:''' (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up)Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby!
--> '''Menendez:''' What the ''fuck?''
--> '''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy.

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--> [[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] -->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?
-->
rock?\\
'''Woods:''' (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up)Heh... up) Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby!
-->
baby!\\
'''Menendez:''' What the ''fuck?''
-->
''fuck?''\\
'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy.



--> '''Menendez''': I feel like I want to throw up.
--> '''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...

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--> '''Menendez''': -->'''Menendez''': I feel like I want to throw up.
-->
up.\\
'''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...



--> '' We're WINNING this fight.''
--> '' COME ON! COME ON! I'VE GA-CHYOO!''
--> '' Wanna get paid?! MOVE IT!''
--> '' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''

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--> '' -->'' We're WINNING this fight.''
-->
''\\
'' COME ON! COME ON! I'VE GA-CHYOO!''
-->
GA-CHYOO!''\\
'' Wanna get paid?! MOVE IT!''
-->
IT!''\\
'' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''



--> '''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.
--> '''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.
--> '''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.

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--> '''Harper''': -->'''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.
-->
here.\\
'''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.
-->
Harper.\\
'''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.



--> '''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?
--> '''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!

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--> '''Harper''': -->'''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?
-->
beautiful?\\
'''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!
12th Jul '16 1:09:35 AM infernape612
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* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban PMCs and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"

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* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban PMCs [=PMCs=] and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"
12th Jul '16 1:09:20 AM infernape612
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--> '''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right ? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...

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--> '''Woods''': Calm down, now. We talked about this, right ? right? Gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...
27th Jun '16 2:49:50 AM gewunomox
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** Then again, the idea of {{Skrillex}} blaring as you slo-mo headshot half a dozen mooks is pretty damn awesome.

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** Then again, the idea of {{Skrillex}} Music/{{Skrillex}} blaring as you slo-mo headshot half a dozen mooks is pretty damn awesome.
22nd Mar '16 10:06:12 PM CelPrevXXVI
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--> [[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer! Are you ready to rock?
--> '''Woods:''' (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up) I'm ready to ROLL, baby!

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--> [[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer! old-timer... Are you ready to rock?
--> '''Woods:''' (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up) up)Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby!



--> '''Woods''': Calm down. we talked about this, right ? Gotta let that Cordies Die shit go, man.

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--> '''Woods''': Calm down. we down, now. We talked about this, right ? Gotta let that Cordies Cordis Die shit go, man.man. Breathe, you gotta breathe...
2nd Mar '16 8:35:47 PM ASTOL01
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--> '''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!

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--> '''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!jerk!
* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban PMCs and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"
30th Sep '14 12:59:19 AM cricri3007
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**Especially this phrase:
--> '''Menendez''': I feel like I want to throw up.
--> '''Woods''': Calm down. we talked about this, right ? Gotta let that Cordies Die shit go, man.
30th Aug '14 9:07:59 PM Enchanter468
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** Hell, just about ''every time'' Woods speaks tends to open up opportunities for this. The fact that he's recounting events with surprising accuracy, the grumpiness of someone who's pushing 90 ''and'' ClusterFBombs is something to behold.

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** Hell, just about ''every time'' Woods speaks tends to open up opportunities for this. The fact that he's recounting events with surprising accuracy, the grumpiness of someone who's pushing 90 ''and'' ClusterFBombs [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] is something to behold.
13th Aug '14 8:12:16 PM infernape612
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--> '' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''

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--> '' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''
* At the beginning of Karma, Harper can't resist this wishful thinking. Doubly funny if he was burned in the previous mission.
--> '''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.
--> '''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.
--> '''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.
* In the same level, Harper's [[EpicFail attempt to flirt with the first woman he sees]].
--> '''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?
--> '''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!
7th Jul '14 11:57:06 PM thompsontalker7
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* Salazar: We're all going to hell, man.

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* Salazar: --> '''Salazar''': We're all going to hell, man.
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