History Funny / CallOfDuty

14th Jul '16 8:52:04 AM TheFarmboy
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** And immediately followed by this line.
--> '''Korolov:''' "I hate to tell you this... don't yell at me! Yell at the Germans! We're doing the best we can!"


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* ''Big Red One'' has this line in "The Desert Fox" as Hawk was driving on the jeep during his briefing.
--> '''Hawk''': (to the soldier running on the path) "Get off the damn road!"
3rd Jun '15 12:50:38 PM TheFarmboy
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** This little gem after the briefing in the first Canadian mission.
--> "... And someone [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn turn off the friggin' radio!]] That's not fighting music!"
16th Feb '14 9:08:11 PM TheMysteriousTroper
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--> '''Sergeant McCullin''': "Two Rules. Rule one: you're no good to me dead. Rule two:(pause) Ah, what difference does it make? You'll all probably end up dead anyway." (leaves)

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--> '''Sergeant McCullin''': [=McCullin=]''': "Two Rules. Rule one: you're no good to me dead. Rule two:(pause) Ah, what difference does it make? You'll all probably end up dead anyway." (leaves)
28th Sep '13 9:33:20 PM skbc1p4res
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For ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare'' examples, click ''[[Funny/ModernWarfare here]]''. For ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps'' examples, click ''[[Funny/CallOfDutyBlackOps here]]''. For ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps2'' examples, click ''[[Funny/CallOfDutyBlackOps2 here]]''.
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* ''[[VideoGame/CallOfDuty Call of Duty: United Offensive]]'':
** If the player fails to protect the engineers in "Kharkov 2".
--> '''Sgt. Antonov:''' Dammit, Yuri, do you think they grow on trees?!



** "WE COULD BE BURNING GERMANS RIGHT NOW!"



* ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare]]''
** In [=MW1=], Gaz makes a hole through a fence. He then falls on his ass afterward.
*** He shares the animation with a Marine who does the same thing. Just as funny when it happens to Gaz of all people.
** There's also the bit between the SAS members in the Mile High Club:
--> '''"Romeo One-One"''': "We're going deep, and we're going hard."
--> '''"Charlie One-One"''': Surely you can't be serious?"
--> '''"Romeo One-One"''': "I'm serious... [[{{Airplane}} and don't call me Shirley."]]
*** What makes it the more funnier is that "Romeo One-One" is basically Gaz, same voice actor and mannerisms.
** ''CallOfDuty 4'''s No Fighting In The War Room level is a gem (the name itself being a [[DrStrangelove certain joke from a certain movie]] which is enough to get many people), with time ticking down till a nuclear missile launch, Gaz opens a door for your team... very slowly, due to how he activated it from a remote location to where you are and it's a missile control room. Price asks: "Gaz, can't you make it open faster?". Gaz replies: "Negative sir, but you can try pulling it if it makes you feel better." Price duly notes this with the reply: "Cheeky bastard." I also find its better if you specifically recall it with their British accents.
*** Or earlier, when Griggs gets captured and you rescue him you get this exchange:
-->'''Griggs''': I thought you were going to leave me behind.
-->'''Captain Price''': Well that was my first thought but your arse had all the C4.
** "Oi, Suzy!" *Whack*
** [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, he's got to be taking the piss!]] We just busted our arses to get to ''THIS'' LZ, and we have to go ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN?! [[note]]This is just after the Russians had forced Price's squad up a hill, where they're informed that the only viable place for an evac helicopter to safely land is ALL THE WAY AT THE BOTTOM OF SAID HILL, [[ZergRush where the Russians are coming from.]][[/note]]
** USELESS WANKER!!! (Final moments of [=CoD=] 4)



* ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Modern Warfare 2]]'':
** Some [=OpFor=] quotes in [=MW2=] "Tango Sucka!" "You Mother!" stuff like that. Also, the Spetsnaz announcer when an enemy AC-130 or EMP is called in, simply for [[LargeHam the way in which he announces this]].
** In Modern Warfare 2 levels speed running the level to the end creates funny results of voice scripts getting messed up. This trope happened to catch "Soap" tackling Rojas in "Takedown" and then a minute or two later this happened
-->Ghost: (despite the fact 2 minutes ago "Soap" captured Rojas) He's getting away!
-->"Soap": Oh no he's not!
** From MW2:
--> '''Price:''' Soap?\\
'''Soap:''' Price? ''(hands his M1911 to Price)'' This belongs to you, sir.\\
'''Worm:''' ''(out of nowhere)'' Who's Soap?
* ''[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps Black Ops]]'':
** In multiplayer, it's possible to stun an enemy by ''[[TapOnTheHead beaning them in the head with a grenade]]''. *thonk*
** John F. Kennedy's quote in "Five" if you don't have money to buy a gun. "But I want it!"
** Woods' quote in "Payback" after getting into the Hind.
--> '''Woods''': Keep your eyes on the dirt. I don't wanna get shot in the balls.
*** Not to mention [[TheStoic Agent Hudson's]] reaction to the {{Roofhopping}} in ''Numbers'': "''YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe!''"
** "Psst! Hey, Charlie!" [muffled scream as Bowman knifes "Charlie" from behind] "Ha, never gets old."
** In Operation 40, between all the shooting and explosions Carlos says he arranged them a ride out of there and Frank shouts out "GOD BLESS YOU CARLOS!"
** Bit of meta-humor in ''Black Ops'' during "WMD." One of the CIA agents is knocked off a catwalk by an RPG, and Hudson yells out "We lost Harris!" Hudson's voice actor is [[ActorAllusion Ed Harris.]]
* ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Modern Warfare 3]]''
** From [=MW3=], [[BadBoss Makarov running over a hapless Russian soldier]] in Yuri's flashback.
** From earlier in the game, while chasing down the subway train via truck in "Mind the Gap", you end up passing a station filled with civilians that panic over the gunfight that passes right by them. [[http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/d/da/MW3-P90-3.jpg Except for one specific guy]], who on close inspection just seems mildly annoyed that there's a truck filled with special forces personnel chasing his train away.
* "[[VideoGame/CallofDutyBlackOps2 Black Ops 2]]''
** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise come from the Stinger after the game's credits. To keep it short, the Stinger features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out at an ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'' concert, including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), David Mason holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and a zombie on a catwalk. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Woods''' (getting up from his wheelchair): I'm ready to ROLL, baby."]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Menendez''': What the fuck?]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Woods''': Wha, that shit? Nah, I'm just fucking lazy. Let's go KILL this thing!]]

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* ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Modern Warfare 2]]'':
** Some [=OpFor=] quotes in [=MW2=] "Tango Sucka!" "You Mother!" stuff like that. Also, the Spetsnaz announcer when an enemy AC-130 or EMP is called in, simply for [[LargeHam the way in which he announces this]].
** In Modern Warfare 2 levels speed running the level to the end creates funny results of voice scripts getting messed up. This trope happened to catch "Soap" tackling Rojas in "Takedown" and then a minute or two later this happened
-->Ghost: (despite the fact 2 minutes ago "Soap" captured Rojas) He's getting away!
-->"Soap": Oh no he's not!
** From MW2:
--> '''Price:''' Soap?\\
'''Soap:''' Price? ''(hands his M1911 to Price)'' This belongs to you, sir.\\
'''Worm:''' ''(out of nowhere)'' Who's Soap?
* ''[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps Black Ops]]'':
** In multiplayer, it's possible to stun an enemy by ''[[TapOnTheHead beaning them in the head with a grenade]]''. *thonk*
** John F. Kennedy's quote in "Five" if you don't have money to buy a gun. "But I want it!"
** Woods' quote in "Payback" after getting into the Hind.
--> '''Woods''': Keep your eyes on the dirt. I don't wanna get shot in the balls.
*** Not to mention [[TheStoic Agent Hudson's]] reaction to the {{Roofhopping}} in ''Numbers'': "''YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe!''"
** "Psst! Hey, Charlie!" [muffled scream as Bowman knifes "Charlie" from behind] "Ha, never gets old."
** In Operation 40, between all the shooting and explosions Carlos says he arranged them a ride out of there and Frank shouts out "GOD BLESS YOU CARLOS!"
** Bit of meta-humor in ''Black Ops'' during "WMD." One of the CIA agents is knocked off a catwalk by an RPG, and Hudson yells out "We lost Harris!" Hudson's voice actor is [[ActorAllusion Ed Harris.]]
* ''[[VideoGame/ModernWarfare Modern Warfare 3]]''
** From [=MW3=], [[BadBoss Makarov running over a hapless Russian soldier]] in Yuri's flashback.
** From earlier in the game, while chasing down the subway train via truck in "Mind the Gap", you end up passing a station filled with civilians that panic over the gunfight that passes right by them. [[http://www.imfdb.org/w/images/d/da/MW3-P90-3.jpg Except for one specific guy]], who on close inspection just seems mildly annoyed that there's a truck filled with special forces personnel chasing his train away.
* "[[VideoGame/CallofDutyBlackOps2 Black Ops 2]]''
** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise come from the Stinger after the game's credits. To keep it short, the Stinger features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out at an ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'' concert, including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), David Mason holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and a zombie on a catwalk. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Woods''' (getting up from his wheelchair): I'm ready to ROLL, baby."]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Menendez''': What the fuck?]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Woods''': Wha, that shit? Nah, I'm just fucking lazy. Let's go KILL this thing!]]
"WE COULD BE BURNING GERMANS RIGHT NOW!"
16th Aug '13 10:28:35 AM Mondegreen
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** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise come from the Stinger after the game's credits. To keep it short, the Stinger features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out at an ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'' concert, including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and a zombie on a balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]

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** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise come from the Stinger after the game's credits. To keep it short, the Stinger features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out at an ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'' concert, including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member David Mason holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and a zombie on a balcony.catwalk. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
16th Aug '13 10:17:09 AM Mondegreen
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** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise come from the Stinger after the credits. To keep it short, the [[Stinger stinger]] features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out with ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and a zombie on the balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]

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** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise come from the Stinger after the game's credits. To keep it short, the [[Stinger stinger]] Stinger features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out with at an ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', Sevenfold]]'' concert, including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and a zombie on the a balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
16th Aug '13 10:14:27 AM Mondegreen
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* "[[VideoGame/CallofDutyBlackOps2 Black Ops 2]]
** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise comes in the Stinger after the credits, featuring [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking out with ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and one zombie on the balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]

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* "[[VideoGame/CallofDutyBlackOps2 Black Ops 2]]
2]]''
** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise comes in come from the Stinger after the credits, featuring credits. To keep it short, the [[Stinger stinger]] features [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking it out with ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and one a zombie on the balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As the band's about to go on stage, Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
16th Aug '13 10:04:25 AM Mondegreen
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** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise comes in the Stinger after the credits, featuring [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking out with ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and one zombie on the balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a pathetic wreck, who tells Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As he's about to go on stage, Woods, who was in a wheelchair the entire game, gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Woods"" (getting up from his wheelchair): I'm ready to ROLL, baby."]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Menendez"": What the fuck?]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Woods"": Wha, that shit? Nah, I'm just fucking lazy. Let's go KILL this thing!]]

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** Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise comes in the Stinger after the credits, featuring [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking out with ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and one zombie on the balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a pathetic wreck, who tells hilarious wreck; telling Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As he's the band's about to go on stage, Woods, who Woods (who was in a wheelchair the entire game, game) gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Woods"" '''Woods''' (getting up from his wheelchair): I'm ready to ROLL, baby."]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Menendez"": '''Menendez''': What the fuck?]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Woods"": '''Woods''': Wha, that shit? Nah, I'm just fucking lazy. Let's go KILL this thing!]]
16th Aug '13 9:57:50 AM Mondegreen
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* "[[VideoGame/CallofDutyBlackOps2 Black Ops 2]]
**Arguably the funniest moments of the entire franchise comes in the Stinger after the credits, featuring [[spoiler: the entire cast rocking out with ''[[AvengedSevenfold Avenged Sevenfold]]'', including characters killed during the game, Reznov (who's dancing next to Mason in one shot but is missing in another, much to his bewilderment), a random audience member holding up a sign saying "Carlos Die", and one zombie on the balcony. Menendez and Woods are playing alongside the band, with Menendez at guitar and Woods at the drums. Prior to the whole sequence was a segment with Menendez as a pathetic wreck, who tells Woods that he has stage fright before getting roughed up by two members of the band. As he's about to go on stage, Woods, who was in a wheelchair the entire game, gets up and kicks his wheelchair to the side.]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Woods"" (getting up from his wheelchair): I'm ready to ROLL, baby."]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Menendez"": What the fuck?]]
--->[[spoiler: ""Woods"": Wha, that shit? Nah, I'm just fucking lazy. Let's go KILL this thing!]]
5th Aug '13 8:45:46 PM Thecommander236
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** In this game, ranks and names are generated randomly. This gets egregious where Sgt. Moody will suddenly be commanding a squad of '''lieutenants'''.
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