History Funny / CalLeandros

31st Mar '16 8:10:28 AM ObsidianFire
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* Eleven-year-old Cal's continual concern for Niko's sex life. Or rather, his lack of one--he keeps reminding Niko ''not'' to get laid, [[GenreSavvy because then he will certainly get killed by the serial killer.]]

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* Eleven-year-old Cal's continual concern for Niko's sex life. Or rather, his lack of one--he keeps reminding Niko ''not'' to get laid, [[GenreSavvy because then he will certainly get killed by the serial killer.]]
10th May '15 11:06:46 AM Derkhan
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* Cal getting drunk with Robin and the subsequent bar fight, because nobody can take their singing anymore; all while Niko freezes his ass off on the sidewalk.
5th Feb '15 7:41:17 AM Derkhan
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* Cal being his usual charming self:
--> '''Cal to Niko:''' What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.
5th Feb '15 7:36:24 AM Derkhan
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* Niko and Robin sharing a room at a motel.
--> '''Cal:''' You survived the night.
--> '''Niko:''' Barely. Robin and Ishiah had phone sex last night... until I cut the line. Then Goodfellow used his cell phone. I broke it, quite, ''quite'' thoroughly. When he finally went to bed, in less than five minutes he was asleep and having what I guessed from the moaning to be a dream of the nocturnal emissions kind. I slept in the bathtub with a knife wedging the bathroom door closed.
5th Feb '15 7:33:34 AM Derkhan
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* Robin buying Catcher a swimsuit AND a ''Wolves in the Wild'' calendar as thanks for [[spoiler:saving his life]], but then getting so sex-starved he fights Catcher for the former.
5th Feb '15 7:27:36 AM Derkhan
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[[AC: Roadkill]]

* The best sign Niko's back to himself after the end of ''Deathwish''..
--> '''Niko:''' Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.
** And to make this a BrickJoke, the follow-up:
--> I woke up, who knew how many hours later, to that same lost sock stuffed halfway in my mouth.
19th Aug '14 2:48:05 PM hujwernoo
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* After finding out the client they're bodyguarding (Promise) is a vampire, a fed-up Cal asks, exasperated, if Niko is the ''only'' human in New York. [[FantasyKitchenSink Sometimes it does seem that way.]]



* Robin giving Cal TooMuchInformation about [[his hookup with Ishiah]].

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* Robin giving Cal TooMuchInformation about [[his [[spoiler: his hookup with Ishiah]].
26th Jun '14 3:24:39 PM hujwernoo
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'''Niko:'''Just the basics, I'm sure. 'Dead cat. If found, please call.'

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'''Niko:'''Just '''Niko:''' Just the basics, I'm sure. 'Dead cat. If found, please call.'




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* The first time Cal makes Niko laugh after [[spoiler: Cherish's MindRape]].
--> '''Cal:''' I was just talking to this guy on the corner. See him over there? I know I'm a moody, whiny, sometimes possessed, killer genetic monster freak with mommy issues, but do you think Scientology could honestly be the answer to all that?
* Robin giving Cal TooMuchInformation about [[his hookup with Ishiah]].
--> "Let's start off with a hypothetical question: If someone with flammable feathers cooks in the nude, is that a lifestyle choice or a death wish?"
15th Jun '14 5:43:27 PM hujwernoo
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** Promise's reaction to the scene: shooting countless crossbolts into a painting of Pan, into his face and...elsewhere.

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** Promise's reaction to the scene: shooting countless crossbolts into at a painting of Pan, into his face and...elsewhere.
15th Jun '14 5:41:52 PM hujwernoo
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** When Robin starts warming up to Salome, he buys her a collar. And an identification tag. One can only imagine how he got her to actually ''wear'' it...
--> '''Cal:''' Holy crap. What do you think it says? The tag?\\
'''Niko:'''Just the basics, I'm sure. 'Dead cat. If found, please call.'




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* "Yogurt isn't tartar sauce, Nik."
* Robin's increasing desperation as he is locked up in the safehouse, with no sexual activity of any kind for several days. He even develops an EyeTwitch.
--> I was so locking my door tonight.
* Robin Goodfellow. Playing strip poker with Cherish. And losing. A lot. ''Purposefully'' losing, as Niko points out.
** Promise's reaction to the scene: shooting countless crossbolts into a painting of Pan, into his face and...elsewhere.
--> "Did you know art institutes deliver within the hour if you pay enough."
** Becomes a BrickJoke later when she tells Goodfellow she has a painting he needs to see.
* Cal's somewhat justified panic attack when [[spoiler: Samuel ''tosses'' a friggin' ''nuke''.]]
--> "Don't worry, Cal. It's not volatile. It has to be triggered, not dropped."\\
Right. That guy should watch more TV.
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