History Funny / CSI

17th Oct '17 1:30:50 PM DATEMAY
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* The main case of “Field Mice” has Hodges and Wendy bringing two high school students to the lab to study an old case. What’s make it funny is that the case is being told as if Hodges and Wendy were the main investigators, so everything is told from the point of view of the analysts. So Brass gets turned into a guy who likes drinking, Doc Al Robbins becomes a corner who likes watching cat videos and taking the credit from David, and Langston is now the tech analyst.
11th Oct '17 7:33:44 AM Xlsfd
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* During the episode "Still Life", the team is tasked with identifying the mother of a boy. The following exchange ensues.
--> '''Warrick:''' So this kid has two moms?
--> '''Brass:''' [[Literature/TheBible King Solomon threatened to cut the baby in half.]] What are you going to do?
--> '''Catherine:''' [[DeadpanSnarker King Solomon didn't have a DNA lab.]]
24th Aug '17 5:56:06 AM Andrzej
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** ''Even better'' is when he's being interogated by Brass and he explains just how unlucky he is, the story he recounts about running over his daughter with a car and leaving her with a gimp walk CrossesTheLineTwice. Catherine's reaction is what really sells the moment, though. She's listening in through the mirror window and laughing her ass off at the whole thing: the poor woman can hardly breathe, she's laughing so hard.

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** ''Even better'' is when he's being interogated interrogated by Brass and he explains just how unlucky he is, the story he recounts about running over his daughter with a car and leaving her with a gimp walk CrossesTheLineTwice. Catherine's reaction is what really sells the moment, though. She's listening in through the mirror window and laughing her ass off at the whole thing: the poor woman can hardly breathe, she's laughing so hard.



* "Unfriendly Skies": Grissom and Sara discover semen in an airplane restroom, leading to a conversation about the Mile High Club.

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* In "Gum Drops", Sara sets herself up for a perfect smartass remark when she posits that a possible quadruple murder in a family's house happened before Saturday morning because she noticed from a calendar on the wall that the ten-year-old daughter never got a gold star for doing her chores that day.
-->'''Sara:''' I was really into gold stars when I was a kid.\\
'''Greg:''' As opposed to now?\\
'''Sara:''' ''[[[{{Touche}} makes a face and silently turns around to continue processing the crime scene]]]''
* "Unfriendly Skies": Grissom and Sara discover semen in an airplane restroom, leading to a conversation about the Mile High Club.MileHighClub.
18th Jun '17 11:33:05 PM Leaper
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* Catherine's reaction to what happened to the wrinkled-skin guy in "73 Seconds." The victim's friend, a rural gas station owner, explains that [[spoiler: the victim was gored by a deer the two were trying to dress, only to have it turn out NotQuiteDead. He then tries to [[TooDumbToLive clean out the wound with a high-pressure air hose]], but the nozzle gets stuck and, well, he ''inflates'' himself to death. The gas station owner dumped the body because having a corpse around would be bad for business, and besides the deer that started the whole mess was out of season.]] The FlatWhat expression on Catherine's face as she hears this litany of common sense fail is priceless.

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* Catherine's Sara's reaction to what happened to the wrinkled-skin guy in "73 Seconds." The victim's friend, a rural gas station owner, explains that [[spoiler: the victim was gored by a deer the two were trying to dress, only to have it turn out NotQuiteDead. He then tries to [[TooDumbToLive clean out the wound with a high-pressure air hose]], but the nozzle gets stuck and, well, he ''inflates'' himself to death. The gas station owner dumped the body because having a corpse around would be bad for business, and besides the deer that started the whole mess was out of season.]] The FlatWhat expression on Catherine's Sara's face as she hears this litany of common sense fail is priceless.
30th Mar '17 12:59:27 AM PaulA
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-->[[DeadpanSnarker "I have a feeling]] [[WizardOfOz that we're not in Kansas anymore."]]

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-->[[DeadpanSnarker "I have a feeling]] [[WizardOfOz [[Film/TheWizardOfOz that we're not in Kansas anymore."]]
6th Feb '17 1:21:26 PM MikeW
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** Interviewing witnesses, they talk to a woman with a cut on her head. When asked how she got it, she explains her boyfriend had just proposed and she took advante of the darkness to...reward him...under the table. Brass' expression is priceless.
** The team think they have the killer with a guy carrying night-vision goggles. It turns out he brought them to confirm his suspicions his wife was making out with his best friend with the man's own wife glaring. "You invite us to a dinner in a resturant no one can see, you didn't think that was a warning sign?"

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** Interviewing witnesses, they talk to a woman with a cut on her head. When asked how she got it, she explains her boyfriend had just proposed and she took advante advantage of the darkness to...reward him...under the table. Brass' expression is priceless.
** The team think they have the killer with a guy carrying night-vision goggles. It turns out he brought them to confirm his suspicions his wife was making out with his best friend with the other man's own wife glaring. "You invite us to a dinner in a resturant where no one can see, you didn't think that was a warning sign?"
6th Feb '17 10:20:38 AM MikeW
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-->'''Max''': Lady, your worst day is ten times better than the best day of my life.
3rd Jul '16 5:14:26 PM MikeW
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** Interviewing witnesses, they talk to a woman with a cut on her head. When asked how she got it, she explains her boyfriend had just proposed and she took advante of the darkness to...reward him...under the table. Brass' expression is priceless.
** The team think they have the killer with a guy carrying night-vision goggles. It turns out he brought them to confirm his suspicions his wife was making out with his best friend with the man's own wife glaring. "You invite us to a dinner in a resturant no one can see, you didn't think that was a warning sign?"
22nd Jun '16 11:35:50 PM MikeW
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* When Hodges' incredibly gorgeous Italian fiancee drops by, Henry is trying to use his phone's translation app to figure out her ranting. The fight brings out several other folks to watch before she gives Hodges a long kiss.
-->'''Henry''': I have never been jealous of Hodges until this moment.
24th May '16 9:29:54 PM ShadowDJ
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** The main cast having to wait for the people trying to figure out what to do next is kinda funny, since it kinda adds MetaHumor into the mix since it makes one wonder how they feel about this show or even pokes fun at the cliches.
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