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28th Sep '15 5:23:22 AM alixtolvaj
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** Particularly funny since Lindsey is [[TheOtherDarrin played by a completely different actress]], so a lot of the ''fans'' didn't recognize her either.
28th Sep '15 5:21:28 AM alixtolvaj
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* In ''Immortality'', Catherine's daughter becomes a Level One [=CSI=]. Grissom doesn't recognize her, so when Catherine asks him to help the "new girl" out, it leads to this exchange:
--> '''Grissom:''' Where did that girl come from anyway?
--> '''Catherine:''' ''(incredulous look)'' My ''vagina''.
--> ''(Grissom looks up slowly.)''
--> '''Catherine:''' You don't recognize her? ''(laughs)'' That's-That's Lindsey. That's my ''daughter''.
--> ''(Grissom gapes at her.)''
3rd Aug '14 7:07:31 AM SayaAensland
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* From the same episode, all the suspects in the case are members of a Sherlock Holmes reenactment group, complete with period dress and faux English accents. As they realize what's going on, all but one of them switch to American English...
-->'''Brass''': You know, I think you'd better drop the accent.
-->'''Josh Frost''': I can't. I'm English.
** [[MetaHumor Which is even funnier]] if you realize the actor playing Frost [[FakeBrit is French]] in RealLife.

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* ** From the same episode, all the suspects in the case are members of a Sherlock Holmes reenactment group, complete with period dress and faux English accents. As they realize what's going on, all but one of them switch to American English...
-->'''Brass''': --->'''Brass''': You know, I think you'd better drop the accent.
-->'''Josh --->'''Josh Frost''': I can't. I'm English.
** [[MetaHumor *** Which is even funnier]] funnier if you realize the actor playing Frost [[FakeBrit is French]] in RealLife.
10th Jul '14 7:52:32 AM Morbuss
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pualZ66WgEY These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3KgHEzN5o fan]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZIWb_Nzwo remixes]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtzN4cSfCMA of]] said scene.

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pualZ66WgEY These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z3KgHEzN5o fan]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRZIWb_Nzwo remixes]] [[http://www.remixes]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko3HjcT-MAQ of]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtzN4cSfCMA of]] said said]] scene.
9th Mar '14 1:56:53 PM mlsmithca
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* Gil's face, and now-legendary response to a gang-banger carjacking a couple's Humvee to run over a man's taco stand and inadvertently going the wrong way on a one way street, causing him to run over a car instead just because the man wouldn't let said gang-banger rob him: "[[StupidestThingIveEverHeard I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard.]]"
** The whole EpicFail attempt by the gang-bangers to rob the taco man arguably also counts as both a CrowningMomentOfAwesome and a CrowningMomentOfFunny at the same time. The gang-bangers pull out their knives and threaten the taco man, who's not impressed. He stabs one of them with a carving knife and whacks the other one in the face with a pan of hot grease, causing them to run away. When Grissom asks the taco man why he didn't report it to the police, the taco man replies that the police have enough things to do, and this incident wasn't even worth bothering them.
** Similarly, we have Catherine's reaction to what happened to the wrinkled-skin guy in "73 Seconds." The victim's friend, a rural gas station owner, explains that [[spoiler: the victim was gored by a deer the two were trying to dress, only to have it turn out NotQuiteDead. He then tries to [[TooDumbToLive clean out the wound with a high-pressure air hose]], but the nozzle gets stuck and, well, he ''inflates'' himself to death. The gas station owner dumped the body because having a corpse around would be bad for business, and besides the deer that started the whole mess was out of season.]] The FlatWhat expression on Catherine's face as she hears this litany of common sense fail is priceless.
* David's disbelieving response upon finding a rubber chicken stuffed down a dead woman's throat and Grissom not immediately making his typical cut-to-opening-sequence pun: "Come on, you've gotta say something. I suspect fowl play? That's poultry evidence?"
** Grissom's response? "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
* [=S7E10=] ''Loco Motives'': The poor sap stuck waist deep in the cement, and the fact that Catherine can't stop cracking up at the situation, despite trying her damnedest to keep it in.

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* Gil's face, and now-legendary response to a gang-banger carjacking a couple's Humvee to run over a man's taco stand and inadvertently going the wrong way on a one way street, causing him to run over a car instead just because the man wouldn't let said gang-banger rob him: "[[StupidestThingIveEverHeard I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard.]]"
**
The whole EpicFail attempt by the gang-bangers in "4x4" to rob the taco man arguably also counts as both a CrowningMomentOfAwesome SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome and a CrowningMomentOfFunny SugarWiki/{{Funny|Moments}} at the same time. The gang-bangers pull out their knives and threaten the taco man, who's not impressed. He stabs one of them with a carving knife and whacks the other one in the face with a pan of hot grease, causing them to run away. When Grissom asks the taco man why he didn't report it to the police, the taco man replies that the police have enough things to do, and this incident wasn't even worth bothering them.
** Similarly, we have
them. When he establishes that one of the gang-bangers carjacked a couple's Humvee to run over the taco stand for revenge, only to drive the wrong way down a one-way street and run over another car instead, Gil's face and now-legendary response are priceless: "[[StupidestThingIveEverHeard I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard.]]"
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Catherine's reaction to what happened to the wrinkled-skin guy in "73 Seconds." The victim's friend, a rural gas station owner, explains that [[spoiler: the victim was gored by a deer the two were trying to dress, only to have it turn out NotQuiteDead. He then tries to [[TooDumbToLive clean out the wound with a high-pressure air hose]], but the nozzle gets stuck and, well, he ''inflates'' himself to death. The gas station owner dumped the body because having a corpse around would be bad for business, and besides the deer that started the whole mess was out of season.]] The FlatWhat expression on Catherine's face as she hears this litany of common sense fail is priceless.
* David's disbelieving response upon finding a rubber chicken stuffed down a dead woman's throat and Grissom not immediately making his typical cut-to-opening-sequence pun: "Come on, you've gotta say something. I suspect fowl play? That's poultry evidence?"
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evidence?" Grissom's response? "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
* [=S7E10=] ''Loco Motives'': "Loco Motives": The poor sap stuck waist deep in the cement, and the fact that Catherine can't stop cracking up at the situation, despite trying her damnedest to keep it in.



-->'''Max:''' "I'm the type of guy who buys his daughter a puppy for her birthday and the next day... he backs out of the driveway and..."
-->'''Brass:''' "No, no. Don't tell me you ran over the puppy."
-->'''Max:''' "No. I ran over my daughter. Twenty years later and she still walks funny."
** Hell, this was pretty much a Crowning ''Episode'' of Funny. That guy was EpicFail ''incarnate.''

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-->'''Max:''' "I'm I'm the type of guy who buys his daughter a puppy for her birthday and the next day... he backs out of the driveway and..."
and...
-->'''Brass:''' "No, No, no. Don't tell me you ran over the puppy."
puppy.
-->'''Max:''' "No.No. I ran over my daughter. Twenty years later and she still walks funny."
** Hell, this was pretty much a Crowning ''Episode'' of Funny. That guy was EpicFail ''incarnate.''



** Then to top it all off, he made a bet with Brass he'll never find out his name, and a little girl at the station sees him and says "Hi, Max!". Poor guy can't [[EpicFail can't win for losing!]]
** Unfortunately, it swings back around to {{Tear Jerker}} when Grissom points out [[RealityEnsues the ramifications of the incident]]. It goes into {{Fridge Logic}} when you realize that one of the series' main themes is 'putting yourself in the shoes of the victim' and Max was just as much of a victim as the others.
* Hodges' ''"Lab Rats"'' board game experiment in the episode ''You Kill Me'', and the scenario in which he's the victim. In his imagination, the reaction of everyone as they watch his "murder.".

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** Then to top it all off, he made a bet with Brass he'll never find out his name, and a little girl at the station sees him and says "Hi, Max!". Poor guy can't [[EpicFail can't win for losing!]]
** Unfortunately, it swings back around to {{Tear Jerker}} TearJerker when Grissom points out [[RealityEnsues the ramifications of the incident]]. It goes into {{Fridge Logic}} FridgeLogic when you realize that one of the series' main themes is 'putting yourself in the shoes of the victim' and Max was just as much of a victim as the others.
* Hodges' ''"Lab Rats"'' ''Lab Rats'' board game experiment in the episode ''You "You Kill Me'', Me", and the scenario in which he's the victim. In his imagination, the reaction of everyone as they watch his "murder."."murder".



--->'''Doc Robbins:''' "...get it out of your system."\\
'''David:''' (giggling like an idiot) "No sign of ''sexual'' traum--"\\
'''Robbins:''' "'''OUT!!'''"
** Just the parts with Grissom, David, Doc Robbins, and the rat in the morgue and the hazmat suits makes this troper keel over with laughter.

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--->'''Doc Robbins:''' "...Robbins:''' ...get it out of your system."\\
\\
'''David:''' (giggling ''(giggling like an idiot) "No idiot)'' No sign of ''sexual'' traum--"\\
traum--\\
'''Robbins:''' "'''OUT!!'''"
'''OUT!!'''
** Just the parts with Grissom, David, Doc Robbins, and the rat in the morgue and the hazmat suits makes this troper keel over with laughter.suits.



-->'''Grissom:''' Applied Psychodynamics in Forensic Science.

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-->'''Grissom:''' Applied ''Applied Psychodynamics in Forensic Science.Science''.



* The third-season episode "The Last Laugh" had Jim Brass reopen the case of a woman who had apparently accidentally drowned in her bathtub, leading the husband to claim a $750,000 life insurance policy. With the help of Nick and Sara, Brass finds a number of holes in the husband's story, enough to prove that she didn't drown accidentally but not enough to charge the husband with his wife's death. The husband and his lawyer are smugly walking out of police headquarters when they see the husband's Ferrari being towed away.

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* The third-season episode "The Last Laugh" had Jim Brass reopen the case of a woman who had apparently accidentally drowned in her bathtub, leading the husband to claim a $750,000 life insurance policy.policy, after seeing the husband driving a new Ferrari and dating a much younger woman, and recalling that when being interviewed, he said "She was my life!" rather than "She ''is'' my life!". With the help of Nick and Sara, Brass finds a number of holes in the husband's story, enough to prove that she didn't drown accidentally but not enough to charge the husband with his wife's death. The husband and his lawyer are smugly walking out of police headquarters when they see the husband's Ferrari being towed away.



* Brass questioning a man for what seems like a standard murder. Cut to the morgue with a female deer on the autopsy table in a cocktail dress. And Doc Robins taking pictures for his scrapbook.
* The episode "Wild Life." In the case where a couple is mysteriously killed in their home, the culprits [[spoiler: turn out to be the parrot and cat they owned.]] Brass' expressions during the whole NecroCam are priceless.

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* Brass questioning a man for what seems like a standard murder. Cut to the morgue with a female deer on the autopsy table in a cocktail dress. And Doc Robins Robbins taking pictures for his scrapbook.
* The episode "Wild Life." Life". In the case where a couple is mysteriously killed in their home, the culprits [[spoiler: turn out to be the parrot and cat they owned.]] Brass' expressions during the whole NecroCam are priceless.



-->'''Dollar:''' "What are you, crazy, man!? All these people around? ''THE PRESS!?'' Naw, lemme know when we get to the ''hospital'', man! ''(slams lid of the box he's in shut)''

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-->'''Dollar:''' "What What are you, crazy, man!? All these people around? ''THE PRESS!?'' Naw, lemme know when we get to the ''hospital'', man! ''(slams lid of the box he's in shut)''



* In "Built to Kill Part 2", Grissom is at former rock star, Izzy Delancey's, autopsy. Clip is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PK3glDahn8 here.]]

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* In "Built to Kill Part 2", Grissom is at former rock star, star Izzy Delancey's, Delancey's autopsy. Clip is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PK3glDahn8 here.]]



* "It Was A Very Good Year" starts with [[ItMakesSenseInContext Brass playing a piano in the middle of the desert]].
* In the episode a theory of everything, a victim is a doe. HilarityEnsues
--> '''Robbins:''' This our Jane Doe. Doe, a deer. A female deer

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* "It Was A a Very Good Year" starts with [[ItMakesSenseInContext Brass playing a piano in the middle of the desert]].
* In the episode a theory "A Theory of everything, a Everything", one victim is a doe. HilarityEnsues
HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Robbins:''' This our Jane Doe. Doe, a deer. A female deerdeer.



--> '''Brass''': Let me guess. [[DeadPanSnarker Let me guess, her name's Bambi]]

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--> '''Brass''': Let me guess. [[DeadPanSnarker [[DeadpanSnarker Let me guess, her name's Bambi]]Bambi.]]




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9th Oct '13 8:17:07 AM AlexKost
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** At the end of the episode the three siblings are still fighting over ownership of the house. The sister (who is the OnlySaneMan of the family ''despite'' being [[spoiler: the one who stole the house in the first place]]) is trying to get her brothers to stop fighting, and one of them replies that she's "not even their real sister anymore," since it was discovered during the episode that she has a different father than her brothers. Her exasperated "We have the same mother, you ''idiot''!" was hilarious.
5th Oct '13 8:13:51 AM SayaAensland
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-->'''Max:''' "No. I ran over my daughter. Twenty years later and she still wakes funny."

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-->'''Max:''' "No. I ran over my daughter. Twenty years later and she still wakes walks funny."
21st Aug '13 10:25:04 AM JoieDeCombat
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* Mix of heartwarming and funny in the pilot after the new CSI makes a wrong turn out of autopsy [[VomitingCop on her way to the bathroom]] and ends up in the morgue and gets trapped inside. Grissom rescues the terrified newbie and, when she says she could hear the corpses breathing, he turns to the door to the morgue and yells, "You assholes!" at the bodies.

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* Mix of heartwarming and funny in the pilot after the new newbie CSI Holly makes a wrong turn out of autopsy [[VomitingCop on her way to the bathroom]] and ends up accidentally getting locked in the morgue and gets trapped inside. morgue. Grissom rescues the terrified newbie Holly and, when she says she could hear the corpses breathing, he turns to the door to the morgue and yells, "You assholes!" at the bodies.
21st Aug '13 10:16:48 AM StarSword
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* Mix of heartwarming and funny in the pilot after the new CSI makes a wrong turn out of autopsy [[VomitingCop on her way to the bathroom]] and ends up in the morgue and gets trapped inside. Grissom rescues the terrified newbie and, when she says she could hear the corpses breathing, he turns to the door to the morgue and yells, "You assholes!" at the bodies.
11th May '13 1:13:05 AM lpulliam
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** Unfortunately, it swings back around to {{Tear Jerker}} when Grissom points out [[RealityEnsues the ramifications of the incident]]. It goes into {{Fridge Logic}} when you realize that one of the series' main themes is 'putting yourself in the shoes of the victim' and Max was just as much of a victim as the others.
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