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18th Jun '17 11:33:05 PM Leaper
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* Catherine's reaction to what happened to the wrinkled-skin guy in "73 Seconds." The victim's friend, a rural gas station owner, explains that [[spoiler: the victim was gored by a deer the two were trying to dress, only to have it turn out NotQuiteDead. He then tries to [[TooDumbToLive clean out the wound with a high-pressure air hose]], but the nozzle gets stuck and, well, he ''inflates'' himself to death. The gas station owner dumped the body because having a corpse around would be bad for business, and besides the deer that started the whole mess was out of season.]] The FlatWhat expression on Catherine's face as she hears this litany of common sense fail is priceless.

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* Catherine's Sara's reaction to what happened to the wrinkled-skin guy in "73 Seconds." The victim's friend, a rural gas station owner, explains that [[spoiler: the victim was gored by a deer the two were trying to dress, only to have it turn out NotQuiteDead. He then tries to [[TooDumbToLive clean out the wound with a high-pressure air hose]], but the nozzle gets stuck and, well, he ''inflates'' himself to death. The gas station owner dumped the body because having a corpse around would be bad for business, and besides the deer that started the whole mess was out of season.]] The FlatWhat expression on Catherine's Sara's face as she hears this litany of common sense fail is priceless.
30th Mar '17 12:59:27 AM PaulA
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-->[[DeadpanSnarker "I have a feeling]] [[WizardOfOz that we're not in Kansas anymore."]]

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-->[[DeadpanSnarker "I have a feeling]] [[WizardOfOz [[Film/TheWizardOfOz that we're not in Kansas anymore."]]
6th Feb '17 1:21:26 PM MikeW
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** Interviewing witnesses, they talk to a woman with a cut on her head. When asked how she got it, she explains her boyfriend had just proposed and she took advante of the darkness to...reward him...under the table. Brass' expression is priceless.
** The team think they have the killer with a guy carrying night-vision goggles. It turns out he brought them to confirm his suspicions his wife was making out with his best friend with the man's own wife glaring. "You invite us to a dinner in a resturant no one can see, you didn't think that was a warning sign?"

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** Interviewing witnesses, they talk to a woman with a cut on her head. When asked how she got it, she explains her boyfriend had just proposed and she took advante advantage of the darkness to...reward him...under the table. Brass' expression is priceless.
** The team think they have the killer with a guy carrying night-vision goggles. It turns out he brought them to confirm his suspicions his wife was making out with his best friend with the other man's own wife glaring. "You invite us to a dinner in a resturant where no one can see, you didn't think that was a warning sign?"
6th Feb '17 10:20:38 AM MikeW
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-->'''Max''': Lady, your worst day is ten times better than the best day of my life.
3rd Jul '16 5:14:26 PM MikeW
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** Interviewing witnesses, they talk to a woman with a cut on her head. When asked how she got it, she explains her boyfriend had just proposed and she took advante of the darkness to...reward him...under the table. Brass' expression is priceless.
** The team think they have the killer with a guy carrying night-vision goggles. It turns out he brought them to confirm his suspicions his wife was making out with his best friend with the man's own wife glaring. "You invite us to a dinner in a resturant no one can see, you didn't think that was a warning sign?"
22nd Jun '16 11:35:50 PM MikeW
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* When Hodges' incredibly gorgeous Italian fiancee drops by, Henry is trying to use his phone's translation app to figure out her ranting. The fight brings out several other folks to watch before she gives Hodges a long kiss.
-->'''Henry''': I have never been jealous of Hodges until this moment.
24th May '16 9:29:54 PM ShadowDJ
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** The main cast having to wait for the people trying to figure out what to do next is kinda funny, since it kinda adds MetaHumor into the mix since it makes one wonder how they feel about this show or even pokes fun at the cliches.
28th Sep '15 5:23:22 AM alixtolvaj
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** Particularly funny since Lindsey is [[TheOtherDarrin played by a completely different actress]], so a lot of the ''fans'' didn't recognize her either.
28th Sep '15 5:21:28 AM alixtolvaj
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* In ''Immortality'', Catherine's daughter becomes a Level One [=CSI=]. Grissom doesn't recognize her, so when Catherine asks him to help the "new girl" out, it leads to this exchange:
--> '''Grissom:''' Where did that girl come from anyway?
--> '''Catherine:''' ''(incredulous look)'' My ''vagina''.
--> ''(Grissom looks up slowly.)''
--> '''Catherine:''' You don't recognize her? ''(laughs)'' That's-That's Lindsey. That's my ''daughter''.
--> ''(Grissom gapes at her.)''
3rd Aug '14 7:07:31 AM SayaAensland
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* From the same episode, all the suspects in the case are members of a Sherlock Holmes reenactment group, complete with period dress and faux English accents. As they realize what's going on, all but one of them switch to American English...
-->'''Brass''': You know, I think you'd better drop the accent.
-->'''Josh Frost''': I can't. I'm English.
** [[MetaHumor Which is even funnier]] if you realize the actor playing Frost [[FakeBrit is French]] in RealLife.

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* ** From the same episode, all the suspects in the case are members of a Sherlock Holmes reenactment group, complete with period dress and faux English accents. As they realize what's going on, all but one of them switch to American English...
-->'''Brass''': --->'''Brass''': You know, I think you'd better drop the accent.
-->'''Josh --->'''Josh Frost''': I can't. I'm English.
** [[MetaHumor *** Which is even funnier]] funnier if you realize the actor playing Frost [[FakeBrit is French]] in RealLife.
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