History Funny / BlueBeetle

20th Aug '16 3:41:59 PM SilverWings
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--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE!

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--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE!



* At one point he visits a space research center at the same time as several other schools from around the country. Paco can't stop obsessing over the pretty girls form various private schools that are everywhere, and when Jaime gets into a fight with the Young Justice team they start commenting on how Wonder Girl's outfit doesn't look like a uniform because it's a belly shirt. [[AllMenArePerverts Paco also insists that the girls on the team who wear skirts and fly should continue to do so.]]

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* At one point he visits a space research center at the same time as several other schools from around the country. Paco can't stop obsessing over the pretty girls form various private schools that are everywhere, and when Jaime gets into a fight with the Young Justice team Teen Titans they start commenting on how Wonder Girl's outfit doesn't look like a uniform because it's a belly shirt. [[AllMenArePerverts Paco also insists that the girls on the team who wear skirts and fly should continue to do so.]]]]
** In order to thwart an attempt at ruining the launch, they have to clear out a room full of scientists. Cue Kid Devil.
--> '''Kid Devil''': FLEE! FLEE FROM THIS PLACE OF GODLESS SCIENCE! I AM HERE BECAUSE YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN EVOLUTION!
11th Aug '16 8:15:52 AM Stealth
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* During the time travel incident where Jaime is [[spoiler: recruited by a supposed Blue Beetle of the future]] along with Booster Gold and Dan Garrett to [[spoiler: save Ted Kord]], they pass by Parallax and Extant plotting in time-space. Parallax's expression is amusing thanks to his ExpressiveMask when he realizes they've been seen. Jamie, naturally worried, asks if they were spotted while time-travelling. Dan Garrett's response gets a DeadpanSnarker delivery that would be worthy of Batman.
-->'''Dan Garrett:''' We're five grown men dressed in bright colors inside a clear plastic bubble set against a rainbow background, Jaime. ''They saw us.''
10th Jul '16 9:25:02 AM SilverWings
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* At one point he visits a space research center at the same time as several other schools from around the country. Paco can't stop obsessing over the pretty girls form various private schools that are everywhere, and when Jaime gets into a fight with the Young Justice team they start commenting on how Wonder Girl's outfit doesn't look like a uniform because it's a belly shirt. [[AllMenArePerverts Paco also insists that the girls on the team who wear skirts and fly should continue to do so.]]
24th Jun '16 11:00:58 AM Doug86
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* In the ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:

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* In the ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern [[Franchise/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:
9th Oct '15 6:57:34 PM nombretomado
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* In the {{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:

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* In the {{New ComicBook/{{New 52}}'s issue #9 of Blue Beetle, Blue Beetle encounters [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, Red Lantern Bleez, and Orange Lantern Glomulus]] in New York City and [[LetsYouAndHimFight end up fighting because the Scarab thinks they're enemies]]. During the fight, Bleez pounces on Blue and pins him down between her legs. The Scarab then gives Blue a heads-up on his vitals:



* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco to interrogate him about the Scarab. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, [[OhCrap who knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].

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* In issue #4 of Blue Beetle ({{New (ComicBook/{{New 52}}), Paco is at a party with his gang, Chuco-Thirteen. Suddenly, supervillains Warp, Phobia, Plasmus, and Silverback show up looking for Paco to interrogate him about the Scarab. Chuco-Thirteen's gangmembers all whip out guns and point them at the supervillains. Except for Paco, [[OhCrap who knows what they can do]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere runs away as fast as he can]].



* In issue #2 ({{New 52}}), at Brenda's quinceañera, La Dama suggests that Brenda should find a boyfriend.

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* In issue #2 ({{New (ComicBook/{{New 52}}), at Brenda's quinceañera, La Dama suggests that Brenda should find a boyfriend.
11th Sep '15 5:15:14 PM nombretomado
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-->'''Eclipso''': I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ''ultimate power''. You will ''die'' at the hand of your ''dearest friend''! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''

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-->'''Eclipso''': I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ''ultimate power''. You will ''die'' at the hand of your ''dearest friend''! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''ComicBook/BlueBeetle!''
31st Jul '14 1:41:37 PM AndyLA
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-->'''Eclipso''': I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power. You will die at the hand of your greatest friend! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''
-->'''Jaime''': I... am... a ''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''

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-->'''Paco''': Let's get it done, you purple freak.
-->'''Eclipso''': I'll make it special for you. [[BadassBoast I am wrath. I am temptation. I deliver to each their own, fitting, perfect destruction]]. destruction]].
-->'''Blue Beetle''': ''''''AGGHHH!'''''
-->'''Eclipso''':
I will release Jaime Reyes' deepest, darkest fantasies of ultimate power. ''ultimate power''. You will die ''die'' at the hand of your greatest friend! ''dearest friend''! Witness the ''monster within the BlueBeetle!''
-->'''Jaime''': I... am... I-- am-- a ''[[spoiler:dentist]]!''



-->'''Traci 13''': Beats me.
-->'''Eclipso''': You're the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?

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-->'''Traci 13''': Beats Got me.
-->'''Eclipso''': You're '''''You're''''' the ''secret power fantasy'' of a ''teenager'' with an ''alien killing machine'' at his command?''command''?



** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch. "Are we done here?"

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** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch.a 2x4 whack upside the head. "Are we done here?"
10th Jul '14 11:29:22 AM patrickab13
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[[AC: Ted Kord]]
* Waaaaay back in the Charlton days, Beetle fought a gang of thugs who were trying to steal from the laboratory where Ted Kord worked. The thugs got away when one of them blindsided him with a piece of furniture. The female scientist in the lab asked if he was all right...
--> '''Beetle(wincing in pain)''': [[BlatantLies Of course I'm all right! I always go around getting clobbered over the head by solid oak stools. It's good for my brains.]]
5th Nov '13 4:34:46 PM Gregzilla
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*** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.
*** Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch. "Are we done here?"

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*** ** That's a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, too. Why does he want to be a [[spoiler: dentist]]? To [[spoiler: pay off his parents' mortgage, send Milagro to college, get a vacation home near his grandma's...]]. This troper immediately fell in love with the kid at that.
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grandma's.]]
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Even funnier is Paco bringing down [[spoiler:dentist]]!Jaime with one punch. "Are we done here?"
3rd Sep '13 8:37:33 AM Wackd
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Many. For example:

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Many. For example:[[AC: Jamie Reyes pre-New 52]]


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[[AC: Jamie Reyes post-New 52]]
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