History Funny / Bleach

'''Byakuya:''' ''(completely unamused) Scatter, Senbonzakura.''\\
''(Senbonzakura turns into petals which swirl around the pool and destory it, reducing it to rubble)''\\

* In their first encounter, Ichigo kicks Rukia and flips a table after hearing Rukia's explanation of Soul Reapers.
** The table even has a note on the top saying "Warning: Only for the use of jokes like this".
** Rukia doodling a mustache on Ichigo's face.

* When Ichigo rescued Rukia... [[https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725877470145937469/818530179559063642/Bleach_v18-066.jpg by throwing her down]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvq07SLpFjE to Renji like a javelin]]. And on top of that, even though Rukia was screaming on the way down and had tears welling up in her eyes from the rush of wind, she looked like she was smiling.
** [[https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1yXo14meiLM/XpRqL2402fI/AAAAAAAAG_M/Wc6c6XhkobUNcwUBZ4rbaIZrhTo6hqTVwCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/009.jpg Ichigo's shit-eating grin and telling Renji "CATCH!"]] as if he was tossing a ball at him sells it even more. It's even better [[SugarWiki/SuperlativeDubbing in the Mexican Spanish dub]] where it sounds like Ichigo's VA, Creator/EduardoGarza, is ''desperately'' trying not to start {{corpsing}} right there.

* 498. Akon from the MissionControl team of Soul Society tries to contact Ichigo to tell him about the massive invasion. Since Ichigo is fighting Kirge, Urahara replies to the call instead. HilarityEnsues. (And then MoodWhiplash to the core.)

* In one of the early chapters of the manga, Rukia tries to train Ichigo using a baseball pitching machine and baseballs filled with pepper, half with heads drawn on to represent Hollows, the other half with hands to represent Wholes. When he gets back, Rukia chews him out for missing the whole point of the exercise -- he hit all the balls instead of just the ones with heads. Ichigo retorts that, with her drawings, it's impossible to tell the heads and the hands apart. And he's right.

* Episode 340: Kon gets a MomentOfAwesome by saving Ichigo from the BigBad, using the Reigai-Nemu's body, getting Ichigo the means to get his power back and getting the drop on the BigBad. His response upon revealing himself is hilarious, as the fact that ''Kon'' is in what is essentially Nemu's body is funny enough, but he takes it further by having his facial features mix with hers as he shamelssly and hilariously rubs it in in the BigBad's face (while also [[ShowingOffTheNewBody taking some rather teasing poses in Nemu's Reigai-body]]). It's so ridiculous that Rukia forcibly forces his Modsoul out and back into his usual body while yelling that he's creeping them out, and kicking him with her foot. Unfortunately for her, Kon actually ''enjoys'' it...

** And after Ichigo breaks his axes, Jidanbo starts sobbing.

* Chapter 398: Isshin [suddenly headbutting Ichigo. Oh lord, their expressions...

** and after Ichigo breaks his axes, Jidanbo starts sobbing.

* In the flashback arc, Sarugaki Hiyori decides to kick Urahara in the nuts � and learns that Urahara is always prepared for everything. Painful lesson, indeed.

* [[https://youtu.be/uV0A0iBDDvk Kon making Ichigo sit on a Boo Boo cushion]] and Ichigo sending him flying in retaliation.

** Aizen's hand is on Ichigo's bare chest. She doesn't know how she missed that the first time around, especially given Aizen's line, but it renewed the hilarity.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG_1e9CtlDE&feature=related Kon making Ichigo sit on a Boo Boo cushion]] and Ichigo sending him flying in retaliation.

* How could no body mentioned [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq_-0I9kAJA&feature=related Shunsui's first appearance?]]

* Right after Nel regains her arrancar powers, she slowly turns toward Ichigo, and there's a tense moment where she glowers at him. Then she grins broadly, runs up and gets him in a bone-cracking hug. Orihime desperately points it out, Nel realizes she's put Ichigo on the brink of death... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uufra5MwfTQ and proceeds to hug him again, begging him not to die.]]
* Apperntly other Espada and arrancar have expressed their confusion about Aaroniero's face to the point that they are sick off hearing everyone's opinion.

* Pesche keeps his sword in his loincloth. When he goes to pull it out, he severely {{Squick}}s Uryuu, Renji, and even ''Szayel''.
-->'''Szayel:''' "WHAT ARE YOU [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything PULLING OUT]]?!"

* During a rather ominous moment when Szayel-Apporro resurfaces, he picks a fight with Ichigo and even calls him by his name, to which Ichigo can only ask ''"[[HaveWeMet Who the hell are you?]]"''.

Uryu: Orihime's craziness is getting to me... and to be corrected by Sado of all people...

* Apperntly other Espada and arrancar have expressed there distaste for Aaroniero's face to the point that they are sick off it.

** What, no Rangiku hilariously and awesomely beating Isshin for perving on her and her GagBoobs?