History Funny / BlazingSaddles

23rd Mar '17 7:38:19 PM Geoduck
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* After Bart tries to give a rousing speech to the townspeople and fails, he mutters "you'd do it for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randolph_Scott Randolph Scott]]".
-->'''Townspeople''' (''standing in awe''): Randolph Scott!
-->'''Chorus''': '''RANDOLPH SCOOOOTT!'''

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* After Bart tries to give a rousing speech to This exchange:
-->'''Bart''': Can't you see that's
the townspeople and fails, he mutters "you'd last act of a desperate man?\\
'''Howard Johnson''': We don't care if it's the first act of ''Theatre/HenryV'', we're leaving!
* Followed by:
-->'''Bart:''' You'd
do it for [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randolph_Scott Randolph Scott]]".
-->'''Townspeople'''
Scott]].\\
'''Townspeople'''
(''standing in awe''): Randolph Scott!
-->'''Chorus''':
Scott!\\
'''Chorus''':
'''RANDOLPH SCOOOOTT!'''



* This exchange:
-->'''Bart''': Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?\\
'''Howard Johnson''': We don't care if it's the first act of ''Theatre/HenryV'', we're leaving!
13th Dec '16 11:04:13 AM Geoduck
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* "[[OneManArmy I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.]]"

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* "[[OneManArmy I must've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.]]"than]] Creator/CecilBDeMille"



* "You know, Nietzsche says, "Out of chaos comes order."" "Oh, blow it out yer ass, Howard!"

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* "You know, Nietzsche [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche Nietzsche]] says, "Out of chaos comes order."" "Oh, blow it out yer ass, Howard!"



* During the final confrontation, Jim, who is sitting on his horse with his arms crossed, [[BlastingItOutOfTheirHands shoots the guns out of the hands of seven men]] like an impossibly accurate machine gun the instant the camera cuts away from him. When the camera cuts back to him afterwards he's still just sitting there with his arms crossed; only this time his guns are smoking in their holsters.
* Bart riding through the desert on his way to Rock Ridge, which set to a great big band theme. As he continues, he goes past [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn Count Basie and his Orchestra]] who are playing the music. Bart high=fives Count Basie.

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* During the final confrontation, a confrontation with a gang of Hedley's thugs, Jim, who is sitting on his horse with his arms crossed, [[BlastingItOutOfTheirHands shoots the guns out of the hands of all seven men]] like an impossibly accurate machine gun the instant the camera cuts away from him. When the camera cuts back to him afterwards he's still just sitting there with his arms crossed; only this time his guns are smoking in their holsters.
* Bart riding through the desert on his way to Rock Ridge, which set to a great big band theme. As he continues, he goes past [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn Count Basie and his Orchestra]] who are playing the music. Bart high=fives high-fives Count Basie.
1st Dec '16 3:06:00 PM RyanW
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** Along with:
--->'''Hedley:''' My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.\\
'''Taggart:''' Ditto!\\
'''Hedley:''' 'Ditto'? 'Ditto,' you provincial putz?
1st Dec '16 2:55:39 PM RyanW
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** When he agrees to face Mongo:
--->'''Van Johnson:''' The fool's going to... I mean the ''sheriff's'' going to do it.
1st Dec '16 2:48:53 PM RyanW
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*** [[DudeWheresMyReward "Probably won't even give me credit for it."]]
25th Nov '16 10:06:04 AM wrestlingdog909
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* Bart riding through the desert on his way to Rock Ridge, which set to a great big band theme. As he continues, he goes past [[SorryILeftTheBGMOn Count Basie and his Orchestra]] who are playing the music. Bart high=fives Count Basie.
12th Nov '16 2:41:58 PM VutherA
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'''Applicant:''' I like rape.

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'''Applicant:''' [[BlackComedyRape I like rape.rape]].



** And during the whole increasingly LargeHam list, Taggart has been trying to find a paper and pencil, finally coming up with them right as Hedley finishes. "Could you repeat that, sir?"

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** And during the whole increasingly LargeHam list, LongList, Taggart has been trying to find a paper and pencil, finally coming up with them right as Hedley finishes. "Could you repeat that, sir?"



'''Taggart''': No, we rape the ''shit'' out of them at the Number Six dance later on!

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'''Taggart''': No, [[BlackComedyRape we rape rape]] the ''shit'' out of them [[DateRape at the Number Six dance later on!on]]!



'''Jim''': Oh, I dunno... Play chess... ''Screw''...\\

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'''Jim''': Oh, I dunno... Play chess... ''Screw''...''[[HoYay Screw]]''...\\
18th Oct '16 3:44:07 AM wrestlingdog909
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* During the final confrontation, Jim, who is sitting on his horse with his arms crossed, [[BlastingItOutOfTheirHands shoots the guns out of the hands of seven men]] like an impossibly accurate machine gun the instant the camera cuts away from him. When the camera cuts back to him afterwards he's still just sitting there with his arms crossed; only this time his guns are smoking in their holsters.
30th Sep '16 2:20:04 PM AnotherGuy
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** The white boss then urges them to sing "Camptown Races". Bart feigns puzzlement, and tricks the entire white company into singing the song.
30th Sep '16 2:16:44 PM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Woman:''' Won't someone help that poor man?!
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