History Funny / BlackBooks

24th Mar '16 7:57:14 AM GentleMart
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* The fact that Mr Slvanski's father and grandfather are still alive and look exactly like him.

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* The fact that Mr Slvanski's father and grandfather grandfather, the latter of whom was [[UsefulNotes/TsarTsarAutocrats Nicholas II's]] teacher, are still alive and look exactly like him.
11th Mar '16 6:55:43 AM Klamath
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-->'''Bernard:''' I'd love to talk about Jesus! What's he up to these days?
29th Feb '16 1:55:02 PM Diem
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* From a deleted scene, Bernard refuses to apologize to Manny:
--> “I wouldn’t apologise to you if you were the last person left on earth, the earth was on fire, I was starving, and you had magical fire extinguisher breath and sleeves that shot out crisps“
9th Feb '16 9:36:43 PM ThomasSmith
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* In the first episode, Manny accidentally swallows the Little Book of Calm. The doctor tells him that he'll either die painfully, or live 1-10 years, also in extreme pain. When Manny gets reasonably upset by the this, the doctor takes the x-ray and ''reads the Little Book of Calm from its place in his intestine.''

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* In the first episode, Manny accidentally swallows the Little Book of Calm. The doctor tells him that he'll either die painfully, or live 1-10 years, also in extreme pain. When Manny gets reasonably upset by the this, the doctor takes the x-ray and ''reads the Little Book of Calm from its place in his intestine.''



* Manny's paranoia over the rising temperatures, culminating in his beserker rage at the end of the episode.

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* Manny's paranoia over the rising temperatures, culminating in his beserker berserker rage at the end of the episode.



** As well as Howell's moments of AccidentalInnuendo and his inability to memorise a complete line of dialogue from a play he's in.

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** As well as Howell's moments of AccidentalInnuendo and his inability to memorise memorize a complete line of dialogue from a play he's in.
15th Jan '16 7:04:46 PM wyattte
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* After Bernard and Manny bicker LikeAnOldMarriedCouple, Manny angrily hands Bernard his lunch and storms into the kitchen. To which Bernard replies petulantly:
-->'''Bernard:''' Why do you always have to make the bacon so curly?
1st Jan '16 10:24:23 PM wyattte
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* Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.



* Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.
1st Jan '16 10:23:58 PM wyattte
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** and from the same episode
--> '''Cleaner:''' ''Speaking into a dictaphone'' North ceiling corner, cobwebs containing a number of deceased arachnids... with beans.
* For [[ChekhovsGun perfectly well-arranged reasons]], Manny [[CoincidentalAccidentalDisguise ends up playing]] a hunchbacked, slavering [[TheIgor Igor]] to Bernard's wine-making MadScientist.
** Who ends up ''thrashing him with a branch on the doorstep of a gothic house in a lightning storm''.

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** * Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.
** And
from the same episode
episode:
--> '''Cleaner:''' ''Speaking '''Cleaner (speaking into a dictaphone'' dictaphone):''' North ceiling corner, cobwebs containing a number of deceased arachnids... with beans.
* For [[ChekhovsGun perfectly well-arranged reasons]], Manny [[CoincidentalAccidentalDisguise ends up playing]] a hunchbacked, slavering [[TheIgor Igor]] to Bernard's wine-making MadScientist.
** Who
MadScientist, who ends up ''thrashing him with a branch on the doorstep of a gothic house in a lightning storm''.



---> '''Manny''': Stripping the chicken.
* I also like this exchange between Bernard and Fran

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---> '''Manny''': [[{{Pun}} Stripping the chicken.
chicken.]]
* I also like Also, this exchange between Bernard and FranFran:



* Pretty much the entirety of ''Blood'''s last act, with the frantic preparation of ridiculous meals, including luxury pie (The food of kings: lobster, truffles, saffron, caviar, and champagne!) and culminating in Manny, trying to reach Bernard's impossible standards, constructing a ''tower of soup''. Bernard's response:

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* Pretty much the entirety of ''Blood'''s the last act, act of "Blood," with the frantic preparation of ridiculous meals, including luxury pie (The food of kings: lobster, truffles, saffron, caviar, and champagne!) and culminating in Manny, trying to reach Bernard's impossible standards, constructing a ''tower of soup''. Bernard's response:



* Manny's parents move in and wash Bernard's trademark black outfit, revealing that it's actually a '''white''' suit that's just never been washed.

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* Manny's parents move in and wash Bernard's trademark black outfit, revealing that it's actually a '''white''' [[ManInWhite white suit that's just never been washed.]]
1st Jan '16 1:03:42 PM wyattte
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** Bernard tears the shop to pieces looking for his passport. Finally, without even looking up, Fran offers assistance:
--->'''Fran''': [[MundaneSolution Have you checked your desk?]]
--->'''Bernard (nonchalant)''': What. No. Oh, yes, there it is.
29th Jul '15 7:09:25 AM Naethaeris
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'''Bernard:''' ''With pickle?!''\\

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'''Bernard:''' ''With a pickle?!''\\
23rd Jul '15 10:35:53 AM Aruu
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-->'''Fran:''' And of course, going to the toilet through a wicker chair, well, we've all
been there.

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-->'''Fran:''' And of course, going to the toilet through a wicker chair, well, we've all
all been there.
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