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10th Jul '16 3:32:28 PM ArkhamCity2525
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** And from the episode, Bernard's "lollipop". (A bottle of wine that Bernard has frozen, then smashes against the wall to break the glass bottle and starts eating the rest like an icy pole.)

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** And from the episode, Bernard's "lollipop". (A bottle of wine with a stick in it that Bernard has frozen, then smashes against the wall to break the glass bottle and starts eating the rest like an icy pole.)
15th Jun '16 5:53:06 AM waymu
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* Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.

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* Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran Manny is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.
24th Mar '16 7:57:14 AM GentleMart
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* The fact that Mr Slvanski's father and grandfather are still alive and look exactly like him.

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* The fact that Mr Slvanski's father and grandfather grandfather, the latter of whom was [[UsefulNotes/TsarTsarAutocrats Nicholas II's]] teacher, are still alive and look exactly like him.
11th Mar '16 6:55:43 AM Klamath
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-->'''Bernard:''' I'd love to talk about Jesus! What's he up to these days?
29th Feb '16 1:55:02 PM Diem
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* From a deleted scene, Bernard refuses to apologize to Manny:
--> “I wouldn’t apologise to you if you were the last person left on earth, the earth was on fire, I was starving, and you had magical fire extinguisher breath and sleeves that shot out crisps“
9th Feb '16 9:36:43 PM ThomasSmith
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* In the first episode, Manny accidentally swallows the Little Book of Calm. The doctor tells him that he'll either die painfully, or live 1-10 years, also in extreme pain. When Manny gets reasonably upset by the this, the doctor takes the x-ray and ''reads the Little Book of Calm from its place in his intestine.''

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* In the first episode, Manny accidentally swallows the Little Book of Calm. The doctor tells him that he'll either die painfully, or live 1-10 years, also in extreme pain. When Manny gets reasonably upset by the this, the doctor takes the x-ray and ''reads the Little Book of Calm from its place in his intestine.''



* Manny's paranoia over the rising temperatures, culminating in his beserker rage at the end of the episode.

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* Manny's paranoia over the rising temperatures, culminating in his beserker berserker rage at the end of the episode.



** As well as Howell's moments of AccidentalInnuendo and his inability to memorise a complete line of dialogue from a play he's in.

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** As well as Howell's moments of AccidentalInnuendo and his inability to memorise memorize a complete line of dialogue from a play he's in.
15th Jan '16 7:04:46 PM wyattte
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* After Bernard and Manny bicker LikeAnOldMarriedCouple, Manny angrily hands Bernard his lunch and storms into the kitchen. To which Bernard replies petulantly:
-->'''Bernard:''' Why do you always have to make the bacon so curly?
1st Jan '16 10:24:23 PM wyattte
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* Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.



* Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.
1st Jan '16 10:23:58 PM wyattte
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** and from the same episode
--> '''Cleaner:''' ''Speaking into a dictaphone'' North ceiling corner, cobwebs containing a number of deceased arachnids... with beans.
* For [[ChekhovsGun perfectly well-arranged reasons]], Manny [[CoincidentalAccidentalDisguise ends up playing]] a hunchbacked, slavering [[TheIgor Igor]] to Bernard's wine-making MadScientist.
** Who ends up ''thrashing him with a branch on the doorstep of a gothic house in a lightning storm''.

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** * Bernard's EstablishingCharacterMoment from the first episode - right after commenting on what a strange person Fran is, [[HypocriticalHumor he grabs a megaphone]] [[GetOut and arbitrarily orders everyone out of the shop.]] While pushing them with a broom.
** And
from the same episode
episode:
--> '''Cleaner:''' ''Speaking '''Cleaner (speaking into a dictaphone'' dictaphone):''' North ceiling corner, cobwebs containing a number of deceased arachnids... with beans.
* For [[ChekhovsGun perfectly well-arranged reasons]], Manny [[CoincidentalAccidentalDisguise ends up playing]] a hunchbacked, slavering [[TheIgor Igor]] to Bernard's wine-making MadScientist.
** Who
MadScientist, who ends up ''thrashing him with a branch on the doorstep of a gothic house in a lightning storm''.



---> '''Manny''': Stripping the chicken.
* I also like this exchange between Bernard and Fran

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---> '''Manny''': [[{{Pun}} Stripping the chicken.
chicken.]]
* I also like Also, this exchange between Bernard and FranFran:



* Pretty much the entirety of ''Blood'''s last act, with the frantic preparation of ridiculous meals, including luxury pie (The food of kings: lobster, truffles, saffron, caviar, and champagne!) and culminating in Manny, trying to reach Bernard's impossible standards, constructing a ''tower of soup''. Bernard's response:

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* Pretty much the entirety of ''Blood'''s the last act, act of "Blood," with the frantic preparation of ridiculous meals, including luxury pie (The food of kings: lobster, truffles, saffron, caviar, and champagne!) and culminating in Manny, trying to reach Bernard's impossible standards, constructing a ''tower of soup''. Bernard's response:



* Manny's parents move in and wash Bernard's trademark black outfit, revealing that it's actually a '''white''' suit that's just never been washed.

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* Manny's parents move in and wash Bernard's trademark black outfit, revealing that it's actually a '''white''' [[ManInWhite white suit that's just never been washed.]]
1st Jan '16 1:03:42 PM wyattte
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** Bernard tears the shop to pieces looking for his passport. Finally, without even looking up, Fran offers assistance:
--->'''Fran''': [[MundaneSolution Have you checked your desk?]]
--->'''Bernard (nonchalant)''': What. No. Oh, yes, there it is.
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