History Funny / BigTroubleInLittleChina

3rd Feb '16 4:59:09 PM chitoryu12
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* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets ''ridiculous''. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.

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* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets ''ridiculous''. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.blades.
* During the final battle, Jack is caught taking his knife out of his boot by a guard and just kicks the blade out of his boot enough to sink it into the guard's stomach....which leaves him trapped for some time as the dead weight of the guard falls on top of him.
14th Nov '15 7:56:32 PM TMK
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-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away easily and starts choking Wang)''

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-->''(Thunder immediately knocks Jack away easily and starts choking Wang)''lifts Wang about five feet in the air)''
26th Sep '15 2:36:03 AM TMK
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-->'''Jack''' ''(recovered)'': Now, let's try that again.

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-->'''Jack''' ''(recovered)'': ''(recovers and holds a knife to Thunder's throat)'': Now, let's try that again.
26th Sep '15 2:34:37 AM TMK
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-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away and starts choking Wang)''

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-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away easily and starts choking Wang)''



** Which leads to...
* Jack's continuous yell as he's sitting on an out of control wheelchair rolling down a long ramp straight to a pit.



* Jack's continuous yell as he's sitting on an out of control wheelchair rolling down a long ramp straight to a pit.
26th Sep '15 2:34:00 AM TMK
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* Jack and Wang try to ambush Thunder, who swats them aside like flies on the first try.
-->'''Jack:''' You make one move...
-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away and starts choking Wang)''
-->'''Jack''' ''(recovered)'': Now, let's try that again.
26th Sep '15 1:42:00 AM TMK
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* Jack opening a warehouse door, seeing the heroes' escape route blocked by a swarm of armed mooks, and slamming the door back in their face. "We may be trapped."

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* Jack opening a warehouse door, seeing the heroes' escape route blocked by a swarm of armed mooks, and slamming the door back in their face. "We
-->'''Jack:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue We
may be trapped."]]
30th Dec '14 7:24:26 PM Kalaong
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** Preceded by Jack's ArmorPiercingQuestion about Lo Pan's failure to find the "right" girl during 2000 years. "C'mon, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!"

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** Preceded Proceded by Jack's ArmorPiercingQuestion about Lo Pan's failure to find the "right" girl during 2000 years. "C'mon, "Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously wrong!"wrong!"
-->'''Lo Pan''': There have been others, to be sure. There are always others. But you know, Mr. Burton, the difficulties between men and women. How seldom it works out? Yet we all keep trying, like fools.
8th Dec '14 12:51:11 PM Kalaong
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* Lo Pan: "Now this ''really'' pisses me off to no end!"

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* Lo Pan: "Now [spots Gracie, Margo and Eddie on a security monitor] "Who are these people? Friends of yours, huh? Now this ''really'' pisses me off to no end!"
2nd Sep '14 12:38:34 PM Geoduck
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** Also this exchange between them:
--->'''Jack:''' That is ''not'' water.\\
'''Egg:''' Black blood of the earth.\\
'''Jack:''' What, you mean oil?\\
'''Egg:''' I mean black blood of the earth!
25th Aug '14 11:29:40 PM Speedball
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* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets [i]ridiculous[/i]. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.

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* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets [i]ridiculous[/i].''ridiculous''. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.
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