History Funny / BigTroubleInLittleChina

20th Nov '17 7:30:52 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Jack:''' You make one move...
-->''(Thunder immediately knocks Jack away and lifts Wang about five feet in the air)''
-->'''Jack''' ''(recovers and holds a knife to Thunder's throat)'': Now, let's try that again.

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-->'''Jack:''' You make one move...
-->''(Thunder
move...\\
''(Thunder
immediately knocks Jack away and lifts Wang about five feet in the air)''
-->'''Jack'''
air)''\\
'''Jack'''
''(recovers and holds a knife to Thunder's throat)'': Now, let's try that again.



-->'''Egg:''' It will come out no more!
-->'''Jack:''' '''''What?!''''' Huh? ''What'' will come out no more?!

to:

-->'''Egg:''' It will come out no more!
-->'''Jack:'''
more!\\
'''Jack:'''
'''''What?!''''' Huh? ''What'' will come out no more?!



'''Jack:''' *DoubleTake* The hell of ''what?''\\
'''Eddie:''' Chinese have a lot of hell.\\
'''Wang's uncle:''' What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?

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'''Jack:''' *DoubleTake* The hell Hell of being ''what?''\\
'''Eddie:''' Chinese have a lot of hell.hells.\\
'''Wang's uncle:''' What the hell ''hell'' is Gracie Law doing here?
5th Sep '17 2:30:53 PM mrluntishysterical
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'''Wang's uncle:''' What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?

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'''Wang's uncle:''' What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?here?
* Thunder's death is him inflating himself until he explodes. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer It really is.]]
10th Aug '17 12:47:00 PM Daethalion
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* During the final battle, Jack is caught taking his knife out of his boot by a guard and just kicks the blade out of his boot enough to sink it into the guard's stomach....which leaves him trapped for some time as the dead weight of the guard falls on top of him.

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* During the final battle, Jack is caught taking his knife out of his boot by a guard and just kicks the blade out of his boot enough to sink it into the guard's stomach....which leaves him trapped for some time as the dead weight of the guard falls on top of him.him.
* The rapid fire gag that takes place while Jack is on the phone with an insurance agent.
-->'''Eddie:''' Sure, it was a war. And anyone who showed up could join in the hell of being cut to pieces.\\
'''Jack:''' *DoubleTake* The hell of ''what?''\\
'''Eddie:''' Chinese have a lot of hell.\\
'''Wang's uncle:''' What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?
15th May '16 6:33:18 PM Kalaong
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* Jack's summary of his introduction to the supernatural, particularly how he starts off with a fairly even tone of voice and escalates to screaming at the top of his lungs;
-->What does that mean, huh? "China is here." I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is this "Lo Pan" character comes out of thin air in the middle of a god-damn alley, while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and ''he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck'' '''straight through him,''' '''''with light coming out of his mouth!'''''
3rd Feb '16 4:59:09 PM chitoryu12
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* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets ''ridiculous''. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.

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* The Three Storms make their debut in a pretty awesome way, but when it comes time for them to go all ImprobableWeaponUser on us, it also gets ''ridiculous''. Thunder pulls out a couple of funky short swords with bladed knuckle guards, Rain pulls out some pop-out rake things, and, craziest of all, Lightning makes spoons (or something?) rotate on his fingers so fast they become fan blades.blades.
* During the final battle, Jack is caught taking his knife out of his boot by a guard and just kicks the blade out of his boot enough to sink it into the guard's stomach....which leaves him trapped for some time as the dead weight of the guard falls on top of him.
14th Nov '15 7:56:32 PM TMK
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-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away easily and starts choking Wang)''

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-->''(Thunder immediately knocks Jack away easily and starts choking Wang)''lifts Wang about five feet in the air)''
26th Sep '15 2:36:03 AM TMK
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-->'''Jack''' ''(recovered)'': Now, let's try that again.

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-->'''Jack''' ''(recovered)'': ''(recovers and holds a knife to Thunder's throat)'': Now, let's try that again.
26th Sep '15 2:34:37 AM TMK
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-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away and starts choking Wang)''

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-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away easily and starts choking Wang)''



** Which leads to...
* Jack's continuous yell as he's sitting on an out of control wheelchair rolling down a long ramp straight to a pit.



* Jack's continuous yell as he's sitting on an out of control wheelchair rolling down a long ramp straight to a pit.
26th Sep '15 2:34:00 AM TMK
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* Jack and Wang try to ambush Thunder, who swats them aside like flies on the first try.
-->'''Jack:''' You make one move...
-->''(Thunder knocks Jack away and starts choking Wang)''
-->'''Jack''' ''(recovered)'': Now, let's try that again.
26th Sep '15 1:42:00 AM TMK
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* Jack opening a warehouse door, seeing the heroes' escape route blocked by a swarm of armed mooks, and slamming the door back in their face. "We may be trapped."

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* Jack opening a warehouse door, seeing the heroes' escape route blocked by a swarm of armed mooks, and slamming the door back in their face. "We
-->'''Jack:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue We
may be trapped."]]
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