History Funny / BigFinishDoctorWho

2nd Dec '16 1:58:02 PM Scorntex
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** Really, the entire first half of "Death and the Queen" could count. And even several parts of the second half.
*** Like the Doctor being an epic-level MomentKiller for Donna...
*** Or Donna finding out about the hang-ups of being 18th century royalty...
*** Or Donna meeting her future husband's {{Jerkass}} of a mother...
*** Or Donna teaching her future subjects to read via Jackie Wilson books..
*** Or the Doctor trying to impress upon the queen the situation by telling her to look out the window.
--->'''Doctor:''' Not that one, obviously. Do you have any windows in here that ''aren't'' stained?
*** And back to Donna again, her defeating the villain with [[spoiler:her undergarments.]]
15th Sep '16 3:29:06 AM SpawnofKong
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-->'''Donna''': How do you know that?
-->'''[[spoiler: Cloud]]''': [[ParrotExposition I BRING DEATH]]. THE PRICE MUST BE PAID.
-->'''Doctor''': ''See?!''

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-->'''Donna''': How do you know that?
know?
-->'''[[spoiler: Cloud]]''': [[ParrotExposition '''[[TheTelevisionTalksBack I BRING DEATH]]. THE PRICE MUST BE PAID.
PAID. I BRING DEATH.'''
-->'''Doctor''': ''See?!''See?
30th Jul '16 4:28:50 PM SpawnofKong
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* In "Death and the Queen," the Doctor is showing Donna the MonsterOfTheWeek:
-->'''Donna''': Oh... that is one big [[spoiler: cloud]].
-->'''Doctor''': Yeah. It's deadly.
-->'''Donna''': How do you know that?
-->'''[[spoiler: Cloud]]''': [[ParrotExposition I BRING DEATH]]. THE PRICE MUST BE PAID.
-->'''Doctor''': ''See?!''
5th Jul '16 8:28:31 AM WeiWenn
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[[folder:Tenth Doctor Adventures]]
* Donna calls the Koggnisentii's machine that causes brain degeneration the stupid machine.
** Before that, when driving a bulldozer, she runs over a parking meter.
1st Jul '16 2:18:20 PM Materioptikon
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-->"A better world. A better way of being. That no man will lift his hand in hostility against another man. A--peace, an all-pervading peace where love and joy and... human kindness flow without cease. And the little baby Jesus--''[gasp]''--let's not forget the little baby Jesus--! ''[Hiccup]''\
"Are you all right, Doctor?\

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-->"A better world. A better way of being. That no man will lift his hand in hostility against another man. A--peace, an all-pervading peace where love and joy and... human kindness flow without cease. And the little baby Jesus--''[gasp]''--let's not forget the little baby Jesus--! ''[Hiccup]''\
''[Hiccup]''\\
"Are you all right, Doctor?\Doctor?\\



-->'''Professor Ertikus''': "There's something I've been meaning to ask you. Why are you here on this ship? I thought that the Doctor and I-"\
'''Daland''': "Oh we're just here to conduct the marriage ceremony."\
'''Ertikus''': "What? Marriage?"\
'''Daland''': "Oh, didn't you know? That's why we're here. Sentia's getting married to the ghost of Omega and they're setting up house in a world of antimatter."\
'''Ertikus''': "Oh really?"\

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-->'''Professor Ertikus''': "There's something I've been meaning to ask you. Why are you here on this ship? I thought that the Doctor and I-"\
I-"\\
'''Daland''': "Oh we're just here to conduct the marriage ceremony."\
"\\
'''Ertikus''': "What? Marriage?"\
Marriage?"\\
'''Daland''': "Oh, didn't you know? That's why we're here. Sentia's getting married to the ghost of Omega and they're setting up house in a world of antimatter."\
"\\
'''Ertikus''': "Oh really?"\really?"\\



--->'''Doctor:''' You, my metal friend, are an electronic mugging machine.\
'''Robot:''' Would you like to consider other related titles, sir?\

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--->'''Doctor:''' You, my metal friend, are an electronic mugging machine.\
\\
'''Robot:''' Would you like to consider other related titles, sir?\sir?\\



** The talking Omega dolls in the gift shop
--->'''Sentia:''' Can I interest you in a talking Omega doll? It says four different phrases.\
'''Doctor:''' Sounds like the Omega I know.\

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** The talking Omega dolls in the gift shop
shop.
--->'''Sentia:''' Can I interest you in a talking Omega doll? It says four different phrases.\
\\
'''Doctor:''' Sounds like the Omega I know.\\\
1st Jul '16 12:48:16 PM penguinchic
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21st Jun '16 7:12:18 PM penguinchic
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* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho039BangBangABoom "Bang-Bang-A-Boom!"]]. '''All of it.''' Hearing the Seventh Doctor pretend to be TheCaptain on a ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'' pastiche is a thing of hammy beauty, but the CMOF is his dinner date with [[LoveIsInTheAir Queen Angvia]], the [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Green Skinned Space]]... [[MarshmallowHell Valkyrie]]. Even better is that she's voiced by Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in ''TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', and she used the exact same voice in both roles.

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* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho039BangBangABoom "Bang-Bang-A-Boom!"]]. '''All of it.''' Hearing the Seventh Doctor pretend to be TheCaptain on a ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'' pastiche is a thing of hammy beauty, but the CMOF is his dinner date with [[LoveIsInTheAir Queen Angvia]], the [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Green Skinned Space]]... [[MarshmallowHell Valkyrie]]. Even better is that she's voiced by Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in ''TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', and she used the exact same voice in both roles.
21st Jun '16 6:47:24 PM penguinchic
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* There are two main reasons why the Creator/BigFinish remake of "[[MissingEpisode Shada]]" belongs on this page. The first is that the script is by Creator/DouglasAdams. The second is the fabulous HamToHamCombat between Paul [=McGann's=] Doctor, and the outrageously campy [[BigBad Skagra]], as played by [[Series/FawltyTowers Andrew Sachs]]. Consider this scene where Skagra is forcing the Doctor to read the ''[[TomeOfEldritchLore Ancient And Worshipful Law of Gallifrey]]'':
-->'''Doctor:''' [[SpeakingSimlish Hrrrt, zubbit, zubbit. Gidge-uh-gidge-uh-gidge-uh, ca-caw! Ca-caw!]]--\\
'''Skagra:''' Doctor...\\
'''Doctor:''' Hold on, here's the good stuff. Nuganuga, Hwah, hwah -- Of course you realise, I'm paraphrasing.\\
'''Skagra:''' ''Doc''tor...\\
'''Doctor:''' Skagra, you realise this book doesn't make one bit of sense?\\
'''Skagra:''' Doctor, a fool would realise that this book was written in code!\\
'''Doctor:''' ''Skagra!!''\\
'''Skagra:''' '''WHAT?'''\\
'''Doctor:''' This book's written in ''code!''\\
'''Skagra:''' *FacePalm*
** Also from the same audiobook but this time with illustrations by [[http://www.nocturnalsoldier.org/Tealin/xhp/misc/index.html Twirlynoodle]].
--->'''Skagra:''' Give me the book.\\
'''Doctor:''' What book?\\
'''Skagra:''' [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/skagra02sm.jpg The small green one, in your pocket, there.]]\\
'''Doctor:''' [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/drwho-thisbook-sm.jpg Oh, you mean this book. No, I'm sorry, I can't.]]
** Chris describing his efforts to analyse the book:
--->'''Clare:''' What about the mass spectrometer?\\
'''Chris:''' Oh, I got a result from the mass spectrometer, all right.\\
'''Clare:''' What?\\
'''Chris:''' It blew up.
* In another Creator/BigFinish audio, "The Time of the Daleks", the Eighth Doctor tries describing the Dalek mutants to his newest female companion, Charley Pollard:
-->'''Doctor:''' Think of your worst nightmare, think of the most repellent disgusting nauseating thing you can possibly imagine, think of pure evil made malignant flesh!\\
'''Charley:''' Is that what it's like? \\
'''Doctor:''' No, it's a thousand times worse.
** Keep in mind this is also the one with '''[[CrazyAwesome Shakespeare-quoting Daleks.]]'''
* Eight and the [[StealthPun ROSM]] Robot's interactions in "Embrace The Darkness" add quite a bit of levity to what is otherwise a rather disturbing audio:
-->'''ROSM:''' Do you have any other information?\\
'''Doctor:''' What's this, idle curiosity?\\
'''ROSM:''' Please answer the question.\\
'''Doctor:''' Uh... I... have no... bananas... today.\\
'''ROSM:''' In the absence of an intelligible response, I shall proceed.
* In "Invaders from Mars", when the Doctor finds himself accidentally replacing a 1940's gumshoe and decides to run with it:
-->'''Doctor:''' So, Miss Bee, what's the rumpus? You cracking foxy with me, or is you in trouble with the bricks? They gonna drag you down to the hole because some guy got shot through the pump with a heater?\\
'''Charley:''' ... are you all right?
** The best part of that story, set around the time of [[OrsonWelles Orson Welles's]] infamous broadcast of ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'', is during a confrontation between The Doctor, a gangster (Don Cheney), a Russian spy and a gossip columnist (ItMakesSenseInContext) about who has custody of the aliens that have crash landed on Earth. One of Cheney's henchmen comes running up to him, having heard the broadcast:
--->'''Henchman:''' Boss! They're here! The aliens! They've landed!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Cheney:''' WE KNOW THAT YOU PUTZ! WHADDA YA THINK THIS WHOLE GODDAMN CIRCUS HAS BEEN ABOUT?!
** Also, the bit where the Doctor and friends have to perform the rest of ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' radio show to fool a pair of real aliens. The Doctor casts himself as the Martian Commander. It goes [[EvilIsHammy exactly like]] [[IsThisThingStillOn you'd expect]].
** There's also a really funny bit when the [[ThoseTwoBadGuys two aliens]], [[AxCrazy Destroyer Streath]] and [[OnlySaneMan Conserver Noriam]], sheepishly admit that they're not really the vanguard of an invasion fleet (it's more in the delivery than anything else):
--->'''Noriam:''' Oh be ''quiet'', Streath; we can't destroy anything and you know it. We... we... haven't [-got the-]... [--firepower.--]
* ''Seasons Of Fear'' has the Doctor and Charley flitting around time fighting the immortal Alexei Grayle and running into the Hellfire Club's main ballroom. The Doctor explains that it was the room where they did "things" ... "naughty things". Charley asks if they had orgies.
-->'''Charley:''' I went to an orgy once.
-->'''The Doctor:''' CHARLOTTE POLLARD!!!
-->'''Charley:''' I didn't stay!
** Charley spends most of the story dragging around a large sword and getting very disappointed that she isn't able to use it.
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho039BangBangABoom "Bang-Bang-A-Boom!"]]. '''All of it.''' Hearing the Seventh Doctor pretend to be TheCaptain on a ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'' pastiche is a thing of hammy beauty, but the CMOF is his dinner date with [[LoveIsInTheAir Queen Angvia]], the [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Green Skinned Space]]... [[MarshmallowHell Valkyrie]]. Even better is that she's voiced by Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', and she used the exact same voice in both roles.
-->'''Doctor:''' But I have to go! The fate of the entire universe is at stake!\\
'''Angvia:''' ''The Universe can WAIT!'' '''[[LargeHam I AM A WOMAN!!]]'''
** Another highlight of that story has to be the Doctor [[spoiler: winning the Intergalactic Song Contest]]... by playing the spoons.

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* There are two main reasons why "Winter for the Creator/BigFinish remake of "[[MissingEpisode Shada]]" belongs on this page. The first is that Adept" has a small outtake {{hidden| track}} at the script is by Creator/DouglasAdams. The second is the fabulous HamToHamCombat between Paul [=McGann's=] Doctor, and the outrageously campy [[BigBad Skagra]], as played by [[Series/FawltyTowers Andrew Sachs]]. Consider this scene end [[note]](after "Coming Soon...")[[/note]] where Skagra is forcing the Doctor to read the ''[[TomeOfEldritchLore Ancient And Worshipful Law Peter Davison goes off on a Christmassy tangent and breaks down in tears ''while still in character''.
-->"A better world. A better way
of Gallifrey]]'':
-->'''Doctor:''' [[SpeakingSimlish Hrrrt, zubbit, zubbit. Gidge-uh-gidge-uh-gidge-uh, ca-caw! Ca-caw!]]--\\
'''Skagra:''' Doctor...\\
'''Doctor:''' Hold on, here's the good stuff. Nuganuga, Hwah, hwah -- Of course you realise, I'm paraphrasing.\\
'''Skagra:''' ''Doc''tor...\\
'''Doctor:''' Skagra, you realise this book doesn't make one bit of sense?\\
'''Skagra:''' Doctor, a fool would realise that this book was written in code!\\
'''Doctor:''' ''Skagra!!''\\
'''Skagra:''' '''WHAT?'''\\
'''Doctor:''' This book's written in ''code!''\\
'''Skagra:''' *FacePalm*
** Also from the same audiobook but this time with illustrations by [[http://www.nocturnalsoldier.org/Tealin/xhp/misc/index.html Twirlynoodle]].
--->'''Skagra:''' Give me the book.\\
'''Doctor:''' What book?\\
'''Skagra:''' [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/skagra02sm.jpg The small green one, in your pocket, there.]]\\
'''Doctor:''' [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/drwho-thisbook-sm.jpg Oh, you mean this book. No, I'm sorry, I can't.]]
** Chris describing
being. That no man will lift his efforts to analyse the book:
--->'''Clare:''' What about the mass spectrometer?\\
'''Chris:''' Oh, I got a result from the mass spectrometer, all right.\\
'''Clare:''' What?\\
'''Chris:''' It blew up.
* In
hand in hostility against another Creator/BigFinish audio, man. A--peace, an all-pervading peace where love and joy and... human kindness flow without cease. And the little baby Jesus--''[gasp]''--let's not forget the little baby Jesus--! ''[Hiccup]''\
"Are you all right, Doctor?\
''[Sob]'' "Yes!"
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho015TheMutantPhase
"The Time of the Daleks", the Eighth Doctor tries describing the Dalek mutants to his newest female companion, Charley Pollard:
-->'''Doctor:''' Think of your worst nightmare, think
Mutant Phase"]] is one of the most repellent disgusting nauseating thing you can possibly imagine, think confusing episodes out there, with a TimeyWimeyBall the size of pure evil made malignant flesh!\\
'''Charley:''' Is
Skaro. It firmly reaches BlackComedy, though, once the Dalek Emperor, who's copied himself into the body of a Thal, gets stuck in the middle of the Dalek invasion. Yes, ''that'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS2E2TheDalekInvasionOfEarth Dalek invasion]]. He desperately tries to explain to the 22nd century Daleks that what it's like? \\
'''Doctor:''' No, it's a thousand times worse.
** Keep in mind this is also the one with '''[[CrazyAwesome Shakespeare-quoting Daleks.]]'''
* Eight and the [[StealthPun ROSM]] Robot's interactions in "Embrace The Darkness" add quite a bit of levity to what is otherwise a rather disturbing audio:
-->'''ROSM:''' Do you have any other information?\\
'''Doctor:''' What's this, idle curiosity?\\
'''ROSM:''' Please answer the question.\\
'''Doctor:''' Uh... I... have no... bananas... today.\\
'''ROSM:''' In the absence of an intelligible response, I shall proceed.
* In "Invaders from Mars", when
the Doctor finds himself accidentally replacing a 1940's gumshoe and decides to run with it:
-->'''Doctor:''' So, Miss Bee, what's the rumpus? You cracking foxy with me, or
is you in trouble with the bricks? They gonna drag you down to the hole their mortal enemy, that exterminating him won't help because some guy got shot through a ''younger'' him will still defeat them all in the pump with a heater?\\
'''Charley:''' ... are you all right?
** The best part of
future, and that story, set around the time travel is in fact possible. Needless to say, they think he's ''mad''.
[[AC:Loups-Garoux]]
* Pretty much the entirety
of [[OrsonWelles Orson Welles's]] infamous broadcast of ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'', is during a confrontation "Loups-Garoux" goes between The Doctor, a gangster (Don Cheney), a Russian spy and a gossip columnist (ItMakesSenseInContext) about who has custody of the aliens that have crash landed on Earth. One of Cheney's henchmen comes running up to him, having heard the broadcast:
--->'''Henchman:''' Boss! They're here! The aliens! They've landed!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Cheney:''' WE KNOW THAT YOU PUTZ! WHADDA YA THINK THIS WHOLE GODDAMN CIRCUS HAS BEEN ABOUT?!
** Also, the bit where the Doctor and friends have to perform the rest of ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' radio show to fool a pair of real aliens. The Doctor casts himself as the Martian Commander. It goes [[EvilIsHammy exactly like]] [[IsThisThingStillOn you'd expect]].
** There's also a really funny bit when the [[ThoseTwoBadGuys two aliens]], [[AxCrazy Destroyer Streath]] and [[OnlySaneMan Conserver Noriam]], sheepishly admit that they're not really the vanguard of an invasion fleet (it's more in the delivery than anything else):
--->'''Noriam:''' Oh be ''quiet'', Streath; we can't destroy anything and you know it. We... we... haven't [-got the-]... [--firepower.--]
* ''Seasons Of Fear'' has the Doctor and Charley flitting around time fighting the immortal Alexei Grayle and running into the Hellfire Club's main ballroom. The Doctor explains that it was the room where they did "things" ... "naughty things". Charley asks if they had orgies.
-->'''Charley:''' I went to an orgy once.
-->'''The Doctor:''' CHARLOTTE POLLARD!!!
-->'''Charley:''' I didn't stay!
** Charley spends most of the story dragging around a large sword and getting very disappointed that she isn't able to use it.
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho039BangBangABoom "Bang-Bang-A-Boom!"]]. '''All of it.''' Hearing the Seventh Doctor pretend to be TheCaptain on a ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'' pastiche is a thing of hammy beauty, but the
CMOF is his dinner date with [[LoveIsInTheAir Queen Angvia]], and Ho Yay. But the [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Green Skinned Space]]... [[MarshmallowHell Valkyrie]]. Even better is that she's voiced by Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', and she used the exact same voice in both roles.
-->'''Doctor:''' But I have to go! The fate of the entire universe is at stake!\\
'''Angvia:''' ''The Universe can WAIT!'' '''[[LargeHam I AM A WOMAN!!]]'''
** Another highlight of that story
crowning moment has to be the marriage cliffhanger.
** The
Doctor [[spoiler: winning and Turlough smell alien, of stillness and coming snow, breaking ice on the Intergalactic Song Contest]]... by playing rivers in spring, like the spoons.oldest forests -- oh, and also goat chop and celery.



-->'''Professor Ertikus''': "There's something I've been meaning to ask you. Why are you here on this ship? I thought that the Doctor and I-"\\
'''Daland''': "Oh we're just here to conduct the marriage ceremony."\\
'''Ertikus''': "What? Marriage?"\\
'''Daland''': "Oh, didn't you know? That's why we're here. Sentia's getting married to the ghost of Omega and they're setting up house in a world of antimatter."\\
'''Ertikus''': "Oh really?"\\

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-->'''Professor Ertikus''': "There's something I've been meaning to ask you. Why are you here on this ship? I thought that the Doctor and I-"\\
I-"\
'''Daland''': "Oh we're just here to conduct the marriage ceremony."\\
"\
'''Ertikus''': "What? Marriage?"\\
Marriage?"\
'''Daland''': "Oh, didn't you know? That's why we're here. Sentia's getting married to the ghost of Omega and they're setting up house in a world of antimatter."\\
"\
'''Ertikus''': "Oh really?"\\really?"\



--->'''Doctor:''' You, my metal friend, are an electronic mugging machine.\\
'''Robot:''' Would you like to consider other related titles, sir?\\

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--->'''Doctor:''' You, my metal friend, are an electronic mugging machine.\\
\
'''Robot:''' Would you like to consider other related titles, sir?\\sir?\



--->'''Sentia:''' Can I interest you in a talking Omega doll? It says four different phrases.\\
'''Doctor:''' Sounds like the Omega I know.\\

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--->'''Sentia:''' Can I interest you in a talking Omega doll? It says four different phrases.\\
\
'''Doctor:''' Sounds like the Omega I know.\\\



* "Horror of Glam Rock" is a pretty funny Eight audio in general, but special props go to an exchange between the Doctor and Lucie. She wonders if there's something wrong with her, that she could still be hungry while people are being torn to pieces outside. He assures her it's perfectly okay... then steals her donut.
** Also, there's the special glam-rock version of the theme song, which has to be heard to be believed. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1bctN3dGpo Yeah yeah yeaaaaah!]]

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* "Horror "The Kingmaker" has its moments. The mental image of Glam Rock" is a pretty funny Eight audio procession of curious time travellers pestering and paparazzi'ng the infamous Richard III throughout his life has to top it though.
** The Fifth Doctor gets
in general, but special props go even more than his usual amount of snark: "I'm a correspondent from the 'Good Cell Guide' and I haven't enjoyed my stay at all. I'm awarding you four out of five slop buckets."
** "I will be your serving wench for this evening. Would you prefer
to an exchange between sit in carousing or non-carousing?"
* "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho087TheGathering The Gathering]]": Tegan force-feeds
the Doctor his own ''lapel celery.''
** The Doctor tries to use karate to open up a van.
* "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho146HeroesOfSontar Heroes of Sontar]]": The Doctor's string of meddling in Sontaran military protocol.

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* From "Whispers of Terror":
-->'''Peri''': It's a dim
and Lucie. She wonders if there's dusty corridor, Doctor. Can't we just leave?\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Leave?! Leave?! Do you mean, go away and never know?! Wander for all eternity and never know where we were?! What might have been, what was to come?!\\
'''Peri''': Don't shout, Doctor! There might be-\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': [[IResembleThatRemark SHOUT?!]] [[HypocriticalHumor I don't shout!]] People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's
something wrong with her, that she could still be hungry while people are being torn to pieces outside. He assures her it's perfectly okay... then steals her donut.
** Also, there's the special glam-rock version
I never, NEVER-\\
'''Peri''': All right, Doctor!!\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Point made, I think.
* "The Holy Terror" starts out as this, but gradually drifts into a majorly effective MoodWhiplash. However, many
of the theme song, which has to be heard to be believed. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1bctN3dGpo Yeah yeah yeaaaaah!]]moments from the first two parts at least can count as this, for instance:
-->'''Crowd''': All hail [[spoiler:Frobisher]]! All hail [[spoiler:the big talking bird]]!
** At the end of the play is a bonus ''disco remix'' of the crowd chant.



* Another Creator/BigFinish adventure, ''[[CharacterFocus Davros]]'', where [[NoIndoorVoice the Sixth Doctor]] and some friends have snuck into a restricted hangar, aware that some foul play is afoot, and observing a shuttle being unloaded from behind some crates, talking in hushed whispers...

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* Another Creator/BigFinish adventure, [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho040Jubilee "Jubilee"]]: The completely insane [[RealTrailerFakeMovie fake trailer]] at the beginning. [[EvilLaugh Snickering]] Daleks, [[MsFanservice Evelyn "Hot-Lips" Smythe]], and action-Doctor with a {{BFG}}? Oh, ''boy.''
-->'''Doctor''': Daleks. [DramaticGunCock] [[ShoutOut I hate]] [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk these guys]].\\
'''Daleks''': [[OhCrap OH-NO!]] IT-IS-THE-DOC-TOR! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere SCAR-PER! SCAR-PER!]]
%%[[AC:Doctor Who and the Pirates]]
* "Doctor Who and the Pirates": What's more insufferable than the grammarian wisecracks of the Sixth Doctor? Those same wisecracks ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdDXQ2h1Pc put to song.]]''
--> ''♪ [[ChewingTheScenery I-iiiiiiiii--am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer....]] ♪ ''
*
''[[CharacterFocus Davros]]'', where Davros]]'': [[NoIndoorVoice the The Sixth Doctor]] and some friends have snuck into a restricted hangar, aware that some foul play is afoot, and are observing a shuttle being unloaded from behind some crates, talking in hushed whispers...



* Pretty much the entirety of "Loups-Garoux" goes between CMOF and Ho Yay. But the crowning moment has to be the marriage cliffhanger.
** The Doctor and Turlough smell alien, of stillness and coming snow, breaking ice on the rivers in spring, like the oldest forests -- oh, and also goat chop and celery.
* "The Kingmaker" has its moments. The mental image of a procession of curious time travellers pestering and paparazzi'ng the infamous Richard III throughout his life has to top it though.
** The Fifth Doctor gets in even more than his usual amount of snark: "I'm a correspondent from the 'Good Cell Guide' and I haven't enjoyed my stay at all. I'm awarding you four out of five slop buckets."
** "I will be your serving wench for this evening. Would you prefer to sit in carousing or non-carousing?"
* "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho087TheGathering The Gathering]]": Tegan force-feeds the Doctor his own ''lapel celery.''
** The Doctor tries to use karate to open up a van.
* The completely insane [[RealTrailerFakeMovie fake trailer]] at the start of [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho040Jubilee "Jubilee"]]. [[EvilLaugh Snickering]] Daleks, [[MsFanservice Evelyn "Hot-Lips" Smythe]], and action-Doctor with a {{BFG}}? Oh, ''boy.''
-->'''Doctor''': Daleks. [DramaticGunCock] [[ShoutOut I hate]] [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk these guys]].\\
'''Daleks''': [[OhCrap OH-NO!]] IT-IS-THE-DOC-TOR! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere SCAR-PER! SCAR-PER!]]
* In "Orbis", Eight has been stranded without his TARDIS for [[spoiler: six hundred years]], and is ([[RunningGag once again]]) suffering from amnesia. Another time traveler grabs his former companion Lucie, thinking to use her as leverage against him, but he's forgotten who she is -- which, given that she thought he was dead and has spent the last six months mourning him, does not go over well. Her response? ''Bitch slap'' him while spelling her name out letter by letter. It works.
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoNEDAS2E2MaxWarp "Max Warp"]] -- all of it. The entire episode is a massive, unapologetic TakeThat to ''TopGear''. Space Richard Hammond [[BlackComedy violently dies in a crash live on air]] in the opening scene, Space Jeremy Clarkson is a complete and total dick in overly tight jeans, and Space James May is repeatedly told to "SHUT UP" by everybody. In the end, the show is re-tooled into a mellow discussion panel on engines and caravan holidays, which Lucie notes will probably be cancelled within a month.
* Eight gets a great snarky comeback to the Cybermen in "Human Resources":
-->''You're telling me you don't recognize your archenemy? Surely I'm the most [[DeadpanSnarker arch]] enemy you've got!''
* "Zagreus", apart from being one hell of a MindScrew, has the Eighth Doctor telling Rassilon to shut it:
--> '''Doctor:''' So what have you got squirelled away [here]? The Hairdryer of Rassilon? The Hoover of Rassilon? The Rassilon Patent Trouser Press? "These creases last forever!"
** When the TARDIS locks Zagreus inside a semi-metaphorical Schrödinger's Cat lead box, Zagreus tells her that he's dead now, so she'd better let him out. When the TARDIS pointedly remarks that dead people generally don't talk, Zagreus tries to convince her that she's mad for talking back to a dead person, so she'd better let him out.
** When [[spoiler: the TARDIS disappears]] in Zagreus, Romana is notified of the occurrence through a message from Gallifrey's watchtower, interrupting the writing of what seems to be a novel starring a very thinly-veiled {{Expy}} of the Doctor. Romana gets mad at K9, who was recording the novel, for not telling her of the occurrence. K9, in response, plays back a message from earlier, with her response being to tell him to essentially shut up:
--> '''Romana:''' I shall be dictating chapter 3 to you now, K9. No interruptions, is that understood? Gallifrey, the vortex, the fate of the universe, they can all go hang.
* In "Caerdroia", the Kro'ka tries to MindRape the Doctor. This is genuinely terrifying until the Kro'ka has penetrated all of the Doctor's mental barriers and ends up deep inside the Doctor's mental inner sanctum... where he promptly [[spoiler: falls down the Doctor's nearby mental waterslide. It turns out the Doctor's screaming was all an act. The Doctor can't stop laughing at him.]]
* "The Company of Friends": "Benny's Story", which features Benny re-teaming up with the Eighth Doctor, manages to sneak in a sly reference to the end of ''[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures The Dying Days]]'', which ended with Benny snogging the Doctor before [[SexyDiscretionShot the scene "fades to black"]].
--> '''Benny''': ... and at the end of that [adventure], he dropped me off back in my native time zone and we... erm... [[BadLiar shook hands and said goodbye]]!
* "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho146HeroesOfSontar Heroes of Sontar]]": The Doctor's string of meddling in Sontaran military protocol.
* "The Maltese Penguin": Frobisher spends almost the entire episode shapeshifted into the Sixth Doctor. Including his voice. This leads to Creator/ColinBaker impersonating Robert Jezek playing Frobisher pretending to be the Doctor. It is ''completely glorious''.



* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho029TheChimesOfMidnight "The Chimes Of Midnight"]] is considered one of the best ''Series/DoctorWho'' stories in ''any'' medium. Partly because of its absolutely heart-wrenching plot and tremendously high content of creepiness... and partly because it's done entirely in the style of classic {{Absurdism}}.
** At one point, Frederick references Creator/AgathaChristie and says he drives a Chrysler. However, as the Doctor points out, it's 1906; Agatha Christie's first novel won't be published until 1920, and Chrysler cars won't exist until 1924. The servants promptly change their story, which leads to fantastic BlackComedy once Frederick is murdered and Mary starts to cry about him and his "Chrysler! Or possibly Bentley!".
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho015TheMutantPhase "The Mutant Phase"]] is one of the most confusing episodes out there, with a TimeyWimeyBall the size of Skaro. It firmly reaches BlackComedy, though, once the Dalek Emperor, who's copied himself into the body of a Thal, gets stuck in the middle of the Dalek invasion. Yes, ''that'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS2E2TheDalekInvasionOfEarth Dalek invasion]]. He desperately tries to explain to the 22nd century Daleks that the Doctor is their mortal enemy, that exterminating him won't help because a ''younger'' him will still defeat them all in the future, and that time travel is in fact possible. Needless to say, they think he's ''mad''.
* "Farewell, Great Macedon" (based on an unproduced script from the First Doctor era) has this scene when the Tardis crew are accused of killing Alexander's friends (partially extrapolated from indirect speech):
-->'''Alexander''': I cannot close my eyes to Antipater's argument, for it is true that since your arrival, three deaths have occurred. Nor can I ignore the way you have fought off the accusations like truly innocent men. Therefore, I have decided to compromise. I will punish only one of you. You are to die, Ian.\\
'''Susan''': No, you can't do that!\\
'''The Doctor''': I won't allow it, young man!\\
'''Barbara''': If Ian is to die, [[GoThroughMe then I will die with him]]!\\
'''Susan''': And so will I! And so will Grandfather!\\
'''The Doctor''': Now, just a second, child... er... oh very well then. We'll all die together.
** William Russell's performance as the Doctor here is priceless.

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* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho029TheChimesOfMidnight "The Chimes Of Midnight"]] is considered one of "Wirrn Isle" has the best ''Series/DoctorWho'' stories in ''any'' medium. Partly because of its absolutely heart-wrenching plot and tremendously high content of creepiness... and partly because it's done entirely in the style of classic {{Absurdism}}.
** At one point, Frederick references Creator/AgathaChristie and says he drives a Chrysler. However, as the
Sixth Doctor points out, it's 1906; Agatha Christie's first novel won't be published until 1920, and Chrysler cars won't exist until 1924. The servants promptly change their story, which leads to fantastic BlackComedy once Frederick is murdered and Mary starts to cry about him and his "Chrysler! Or possibly Bentley!".
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho015TheMutantPhase "The Mutant Phase"]] is one of the most confusing episodes out there,
getting fed up with a TimeyWimeyBall the size of Skaro. It firmly reaches BlackComedy, though, once the Dalek Emperor, who's copied himself into the body of a Thal, gets stuck in the middle of the Dalek invasion. Yes, ''that'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS2E2TheDalekInvasionOfEarth Dalek invasion]]. He desperately tries to explain to the 22nd century Daleks that the Doctor is their mortal enemy, that exterminating him won't help because a ''younger'' him will still defeat them all in the future, and that time travel is in fact possible. Needless to say, they think he's ''mad''.
* "Farewell, Great Macedon" (based on an unproduced script from the First Doctor era) has this scene when the Tardis crew are accused of killing Alexander's friends (partially extrapolated from indirect speech):
-->'''Alexander''': I cannot close my eyes to Antipater's argument, for it is true that since your arrival, three deaths have occurred. Nor can I ignore the way you have fought off the accusations like truly innocent men. Therefore, I have decided to compromise. I will punish only one of you. You are to die, Ian.
monsters' trite dialogue:
-->'''Wirrn:''' So... hungry... so... long...
\\
'''Susan''': No, you can't do that!\\
'''The
'''Sixth Doctor''': Eh, I won't allow it, young man!\\
'''Barbara''': If Ian is to die, [[GoThroughMe then I will die with him]]!\\
'''Susan''': And so will I! And so will Grandfather!\\
'''The Doctor''': Now, just
prefer "so long", if you're offering a second, child... er... oh very well then. We'll all die together.
** William Russell's performance as the Doctor here is priceless.
choice!



* The Lost Story "Prison in Space" has the scene where everyone, last of all Jamie, realises just who would be best suited to go undercover DisguisedInDrag.
* From "Whispers of Terror":
-->'''Peri''': It's a dim and dusty corridor, Doctor. Can't we just leave?\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Leave?! Leave?! Do you mean, go away and never know?! Wander for all eternity and never know where we were?! What might have been, what was to come?!\\
'''Peri''': Don't shout, Doctor! There might be-\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': [[IResembleThatRemark SHOUT?!]] [[HypocriticalHumor I don't shout!]] People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's something that I never, NEVER-\\
'''Peri''': All right, Doctor!!\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Point made, I think.
* In "Trouble In Paradise", the TARDIS key gets [[spoiler:eaten by a goat]]. The Sixth Doctor has to improvise by [[spoiler: holding the goat up against the TARDIS door and telepathically begging her to just let him in already]]. Then he insists on taking it along as a companion, despite Peri's utter exasperation. The entire audio is one massive CrowningMomentOfFunny, really.
* At the start of "Trial of the Valeyard", the Sixth Doctor finds himself back at the space station from "Trial of a Time Lord" and meets the same inquisitor. He then spends several minutes ranting about how he saved Gallifrey many times and that the Time Lords should show some gratitude...and is then informed that he isn't the one on trial.
* "Wirrn Isle" has the Sixth Doctor getting fed up with the monsters' trite dialogue:
-->'''Wirrn:''' So... hungry... so... long...\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Eh, I prefer "so long", if you're offering a choice!
* In the "Fourth Doctor Adventures" story "The Dalek Contract," [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Cuth]][[TheQuisling bert]] asks a Dalek if it is seriously suggesting [[CatchPhrase exterminating]] its prisoners. The Dalek's response?
-->"[[TheComicallySerious WE ARE AL-WAYS SE-RI-OUS]]."
* "Doctor Who and the Pirates": What's more insufferable than the grammarian wisecracks of the Sixth Doctor? Those same wisecracks ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdDXQ2h1Pc put to song.]]''
--> ''♪ [[ChewingTheScenery I-iiiiiiiii--am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer....]] ♪ ''
* "The Holy Terror" starts out as this, but gradually drifts into a majorly effective MoodWhiplash. However, many of the moments from the first two parts at least can count as this, for instance:
-->'''Crowd''': All hail [[spoiler:Frobisher]]! All hail [[spoiler:the big talking bird]]!
** At the end of the play is a bonus ''disco remix'' of the crowd chant.

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* The Lost Story "Prison in Space" has the scene where everyone, last of all Jamie, realises just who would be best suited to go undercover DisguisedInDrag.
* From "Whispers of Terror":
-->'''Peri''': It's a dim and dusty corridor, Doctor. Can't we just leave?\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Leave?! Leave?! Do you mean, go away and never know?! Wander for all eternity and never know where we were?! What might have been, what was to come?!\\
'''Peri''': Don't shout, Doctor! There might be-\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': [[IResembleThatRemark SHOUT?!]] [[HypocriticalHumor I don't shout!]] People who have to resort to shouting to get what they want are merely demonstrating the inherent paucity of their argument! It's something that I never, NEVER-\\
'''Peri''': All right, Doctor!!\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Point made, I think.
* In "Trouble In Paradise", the TARDIS key gets [[spoiler:eaten by a goat]]. The Sixth Doctor has to improvise by [[spoiler: holding the goat up against the TARDIS door and telepathically begging her to just let him in already]]. Then he insists on taking it along as a companion, despite Peri's utter exasperation. The entire audio is one massive CrowningMomentOfFunny, really.
* At the start of "Trial of the Valeyard", the Sixth Doctor finds himself back at the space station from "Trial of a Time Lord" and meets the same inquisitor. He then spends several minutes ranting about how he saved Gallifrey many times and that the Time Lords should show some gratitude...and is then informed that he isn't the one on trial.
* "Wirrn Isle" has the Sixth Doctor getting fed up with the monsters' trite dialogue:
-->'''Wirrn:''' So... hungry... so... long...\\
'''Sixth Doctor''': Eh, I prefer "so long", if you're offering a choice!
* In the "Fourth Doctor Adventures" story "The Dalek Contract," [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Cuth]][[TheQuisling bert]] asks a Dalek if it is seriously suggesting [[CatchPhrase exterminating]] its prisoners. The Dalek's response?
-->"[[TheComicallySerious WE ARE AL-WAYS SE-RI-OUS]]."
* "Doctor Who and the Pirates": What's more insufferable than the grammarian wisecracks of the Sixth Doctor? Those same wisecracks ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdDXQ2h1Pc put to song.]]''
--> ''♪ [[ChewingTheScenery I-iiiiiiiii--am the very model of a Gallifreyan Buccaneer....]] ♪ ''
* "The Holy Terror" starts out as this, but gradually drifts into a majorly effective MoodWhiplash. However, many of the moments from the first two parts at least can count as this, for instance:
-->'''Crowd''': All hail [[spoiler:Frobisher]]! All hail [[spoiler:the big talking bird]]!
** At the end of the play is a bonus ''disco remix'' of the crowd chant.

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* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho039BangBangABoom "Bang-Bang-A-Boom!"]]. '''All of it.''' Hearing the Seventh Doctor pretend to be TheCaptain on a ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]'' pastiche is a thing of hammy beauty, but the CMOF is his dinner date with [[LoveIsInTheAir Queen Angvia]], the [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Green Skinned Space]]... [[MarshmallowHell Valkyrie]]. Even better is that she's voiced by Patricia Quinn, who played Magenta in ''TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'', and she used the exact same voice in both roles.
-->'''Doctor:''' But I have to go! The fate of the entire universe is at stake!\\
'''Angvia:''' ''The Universe can WAIT!'' '''[[LargeHam I AM A WOMAN!!]]'''
** Another highlight of that story has to be the Doctor [[spoiler: winning the Intergalactic Song Contest]]... by playing the spoons.
* ''Night Thoughts'', apart from being, you know, completely and utterly terrifying at the best of times, has a few awesome moments.
-->'''Major Dickens''': So! This is to be a battle of the minds, is it?
-->'''Doctor''': ... so nice of you to come unarmed...



* "Winter for the Adept" has a small outtake {{hidden| track}} at the end [[note]](after "Coming Soon...")[[/note]] where Peter Davison goes off on a Christmassy tangent and breaks down in tears ''while still in character''.
-->"A better world. A better way of being. That no man will lift his hand in hostility against another man. A--peace, an all-pervading peace where love and joy and... human kindness flow without cease. And the little baby Jesus--''[gasp]''--let's not forget the little baby Jesus--! ''[Hiccup]''\\
"Are you all right, Doctor?\\
''[Sob]'' "Yes!"

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* "Winter In "Invaders from Mars", when the Doctor finds himself accidentally replacing a 1940's gumshoe and decides to run with it:
-->'''Doctor:''' So, Miss Bee, what's the rumpus? You cracking foxy with me, or is you in trouble with the bricks? They gonna drag you down to the hole because some guy got shot through the pump with a heater?\\
'''Charley:''' ... are you all right?
** The best part of that story, set around the time of [[OrsonWelles Orson Welles's]] infamous broadcast of ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'', is during a confrontation between The Doctor, a gangster (Don Cheney), a Russian spy and a gossip columnist (ItMakesSenseInContext) about who has custody of the aliens that have crash landed on Earth. One of Cheney's henchmen comes running up to him, having heard the broadcast:
--->'''Henchman:''' Boss! They're here! The aliens! They've landed!\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Cheney:''' WE KNOW THAT YOU PUTZ! WHADDA YA THINK THIS WHOLE GODDAMN CIRCUS HAS BEEN ABOUT?!
** Also, the bit where the Doctor and friends have to perform the rest of ''Radio/TheWarOfTheWorlds'' radio show to fool a pair of real aliens. The Doctor casts himself as the Martian Commander. It goes [[EvilIsHammy exactly like]] [[IsThisThingStillOn you'd expect]].
** There's also a really funny bit when the [[ThoseTwoBadGuys two aliens]], [[AxCrazy Destroyer Streath]] and [[OnlySaneMan Conserver Noriam]], sheepishly admit that they're not really the vanguard of an invasion fleet (it's more in the delivery than anything else):
--->'''Noriam:''' Oh be ''quiet'', Streath; we can't destroy anything and you know it. We... we... haven't [-got the-]... [--firepower.--]
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho029TheChimesOfMidnight "The Chimes Of Midnight"]] is considered one of the best ''Series/DoctorWho'' stories in ''any'' medium. Partly because of its absolutely heart-wrenching plot and tremendously high content of creepiness... and partly because it's done entirely in the style of classic {{Absurdism}}.
** At one point, Frederick references Creator/AgathaChristie and says he drives a Chrysler. However, as the Doctor points out, it's 1906; Agatha Christie's first novel won't be published until 1920, and Chrysler cars won't exist until 1924. The servants promptly change their story, which leads to fantastic BlackComedy once Frederick is murdered and Mary starts to cry about him and his "Chrysler! Or possibly Bentley!".
* ''Seasons Of Fear'' has the Doctor and Charley flitting around time fighting the immortal Alexei Grayle and running into the Hellfire Club's main ballroom. The Doctor explains that it was the room where they did "things" ... "naughty things". Charley asks if they had orgies.
-->'''Charley:''' I went to an orgy once.
-->'''The Doctor:''' CHARLOTTE POLLARD!!!
-->'''Charley:''' I didn't stay!
** Charley spends most of the story dragging around a large sword and getting very disappointed that she isn't able to use it.
* Eight and the [[StealthPun ROSM]] Robot's interactions in "Embrace The Darkness" add quite a bit of levity to what is otherwise a rather disturbing audio:
-->'''ROSM:''' Do you have any other information?\\
'''Doctor:''' What's this, idle curiosity?\\
'''ROSM:''' Please answer the question.\\
'''Doctor:''' Uh... I... have no... bananas... today.\\
'''ROSM:''' In the absence of an intelligible response, I shall proceed.
* "The Time of the Daleks": The Eighth Doctor tries describing the Dalek mutants to his newest female companion, Charley Pollard:
-->'''Doctor:''' Think of your worst nightmare, think of the most repellent disgusting nauseating thing you can possibly imagine, think of pure evil made malignant flesh!\\
'''Charley:''' Is that what it's like? \\
'''Doctor:''' No, it's a thousand times worse.
** Keep in mind this is also the one with '''[[CrazyAwesome Shakespeare-quoting Daleks.]]'''
* "Zagreus", apart from being one hell of a MindScrew, has the Eighth Doctor telling Rassilon to shut it:
--> '''Doctor:''' So what have you got squirelled away [here]? The Hairdryer of Rassilon? The Hoover of Rassilon? The Rassilon Patent Trouser Press? "These creases last forever!"
** When the TARDIS locks Zagreus inside a semi-metaphorical Schrödinger's Cat lead box, Zagreus tells her that he's dead now, so she'd better let him out. When the TARDIS pointedly remarks that dead people generally don't talk, Zagreus tries to convince her that she's mad
for talking back to a dead person, so she'd better let him out.
** When [[spoiler:
the Adept" TARDIS disappears]] in Zagreus, Romana is notified of the occurrence through a message from Gallifrey's watchtower, interrupting the writing of what seems to be a novel starring a very thinly-veiled {{Expy}} of the Doctor. Romana gets mad at K9, who was recording the novel, for not telling her of the occurrence. K9, in response, plays back a message from earlier, with her response being to tell him to essentially shut up:
--> '''Romana:''' I shall be dictating chapter 3 to you now, K9. No interruptions, is that understood? Gallifrey, the vortex, the fate of the universe, they can all go hang.
* In "Caerdroia", the Kro'ka tries to MindRape the Doctor. This is genuinely terrifying until the Kro'ka
has penetrated all of the Doctor's mental barriers and ends up deep inside the Doctor's mental inner sanctum... where he promptly [[spoiler: falls down the Doctor's nearby mental waterslide. It turns out the Doctor's screaming was all an act. The Doctor can't stop laughing at him.]]
* "The Company of Friends": "Benny's Story", which features Benny re-teaming up with the Eighth Doctor, manages to sneak in
a small outtake {{hidden| track}} sly reference to the end of ''[[Literature/DoctorWhoNewAdventures The Dying Days]]'', which ended with Benny snogging the Doctor before [[SexyDiscretionShot the scene "fades to black"]].
--> '''Benny''': ... and
at the end [[note]](after "Coming Soon...")[[/note]] where Peter Davison goes of that [adventure], he dropped me off on a Christmassy tangent back in my native time zone and breaks down we... erm... [[BadLiar shook hands and said goodbye]]!
* "Horror of Glam Rock" is a pretty funny Eight audio
in tears ''while general, but special props go to an exchange between the Doctor and Lucie. She wonders if there's something wrong with her, that she could still be hungry while people are being torn to pieces outside. He assures her it's perfectly okay... then steals her donut.
** Also, there's the special glam-rock version of the theme song, which has to be heard to be believed. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1bctN3dGpo Yeah yeah yeaaaaah!]]
* "Human Resources": Eight gets a great snarky comeback to the Cybermen:
-->''You're telling me you don't recognize your archenemy? Surely I'm the most [[DeadpanSnarker arch]] enemy you've got!''
* [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWhoNEDAS2E2MaxWarp "Max Warp"]] -- all of it. The entire episode is a massive, unapologetic TakeThat to ''TopGear''. Space Richard Hammond [[BlackComedy violently dies
in character''.
-->"A better world. A better way of being. That no man
a crash live on air]] in the opening scene, Space Jeremy Clarkson is a complete and total dick in overly tight jeans, and Space James May is repeatedly told to "SHUT UP" by everybody. In the end, the show is re-tooled into a mellow discussion panel on engines and caravan holidays, which Lucie notes will lift probably be cancelled within a month.
* In "Orbis", Eight has been stranded without
his hand in hostility TARDIS for [[spoiler: six hundred years]], and is ([[RunningGag once again]]) suffering from amnesia. Another time traveler grabs his former companion Lucie, thinking to use her as leverage against another man. A--peace, an all-pervading peace where love him, but he's forgotten who she is -- which, given that she thought he was dead and joy and... human kindness flow without cease. And has spent the little baby Jesus--''[gasp]''--let's last six months mourning him, does not forget the little baby Jesus--! ''[Hiccup]''\\
"Are you all right, Doctor?\\
''[Sob]'' "Yes!"
go over well. Her response? ''Bitch slap'' him while spelling her name out letter by letter. It works.



* ''Night Thoughts'', apart from being, you know, completely and utterly terrifying at the best of times, has a few awesome moments.
-->'''Major Dickens''': So! This is to be a battle of the minds, is it?
-->'''Doctor''': ... so nice of you to come unarmed...
* ''Jago and Litefoot and Strax'' sees Strax asked by a magician to "cut the cards". Strax takes this one literally... and from the account afterwards, also ends up killing a parrot.

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* ''Night Thoughts'', apart from being, you know, completely and utterly terrifying "The Maltese Penguin": Frobisher spends almost the entire episode shapeshifted into the Sixth Doctor. Including his voice. This leads to Creator/ColinBaker impersonating Robert Jezek playing Frobisher pretending to be the Doctor. It is ''completely glorious''.
* At the start of "Trial of the Valeyard", the Sixth Doctor finds himself back
at the best space station from "Trial of times, has a few awesome moments.
-->'''Major Dickens''': So!
Time Lord" and meets the same inquisitor. He then spends several minutes ranting about how he saved Gallifrey many times and that the Time Lords should show some gratitude...and is then informed that he isn't the one on trial.
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[[AC:Eighth Doctor]]
* There are two main reasons why the Creator/BigFinish remake of "[[MissingEpisode Shada]]" belongs on this page. The first is that the script is by Creator/DouglasAdams. The second is the fabulous HamToHamCombat between Paul [=McGann's=] Doctor, and the outrageously campy [[BigBad Skagra]], as played by [[Series/FawltyTowers Andrew Sachs]]. Consider this scene where Skagra is forcing the Doctor to read the ''[[TomeOfEldritchLore Ancient And Worshipful Law of Gallifrey]]'':
-->'''Doctor:''' [[SpeakingSimlish Hrrrt, zubbit, zubbit. Gidge-uh-gidge-uh-gidge-uh, ca-caw! Ca-caw!]]--\\
'''Skagra:''' Doctor...\\
'''Doctor:''' Hold on, here's the good stuff. Nuganuga, Hwah, hwah -- Of course you realise, I'm paraphrasing.\\
'''Skagra:''' ''Doc''tor...\\
'''Doctor:''' Skagra, you realise this book doesn't make one bit of sense?\\
'''Skagra:''' Doctor, a fool would realise that this book was written in code!\\
'''Doctor:''' ''Skagra!!''\\
'''Skagra:''' '''WHAT?'''\\
'''Doctor:'''
This book's written in ''code!''\\
'''Skagra:''' *FacePalm*
** Also from the same audiobook but this time with illustrations by [[http://www.nocturnalsoldier.org/Tealin/xhp/misc/index.html Twirlynoodle]].
--->'''Skagra:''' Give me the book.\\
'''Doctor:''' What book?\\
'''Skagra:''' [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/skagra02sm.jpg The small green one, in your pocket, there.]]\\
'''Doctor:''' [[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/twirlynoodle/drwho-thisbook-sm.jpg Oh, you mean this book. No, I'm sorry, I can't.]]
** Chris describing his efforts to analyse the book:
--->'''Clare:''' What about the mass spectrometer?\\
'''Chris:''' Oh, I got a result from the mass spectrometer, all right.\\
'''Clare:''' What?\\
'''Chris:''' It blew up.
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[[AC:First Doctor]]
* "Farewell, Great Macedon" (based on an unproduced script from the First Doctor era) has this scene when the Tardis crew are accused of killing Alexander's friends (partially extrapolated from indirect speech):
-->'''Alexander''': I cannot close my eyes to Antipater's argument, for it is true that since your arrival, three deaths have occurred. Nor can I ignore the way you have fought off the accusations like truly innocent men. Therefore, I have decided to compromise. I will punish only one of you. You are to die, Ian.\\
'''Susan''': No, you can't do that!\\
'''The Doctor''': I won't allow it, young man!\\
'''Barbara''': If Ian
is to die, [[GoThroughMe then I will die with him]]!\\
'''Susan''': And so will I! And so will Grandfather!\\
'''The Doctor''': Now, just a second, child... er... oh very well then. We'll all die together.
** William Russell's performance as the Doctor here is priceless.
[[AC:Second Doctor]]
* The Lost Story "Prison in Space" has the scene where everyone, last of all Jamie, realises just who would
be best suited to go undercover DisguisedInDrag.
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* "The Dalek Contract": [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Cuth]][[TheQuisling bert]] asks
a battle Dalek if it is seriously suggesting [[CatchPhrase exterminating]] its prisoners. The Dalek's response?
-->"[[TheComicallySerious WE ARE AL-WAYS SE-RI-OUS]]."
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* In "Trouble In Paradise", the TARDIS key gets [[spoiler:eaten by a goat]]. The Sixth Doctor has to improvise by [[spoiler: holding the goat up against the TARDIS door and telepathically begging her to just let him in already]]. Then he insists on taking it along as a companion, despite Peri's utter exasperation. The entire audio
is it?
-->'''Doctor''': ... so nice
one massive CrowningMomentOfFunny, really.
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the Whisper]]
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* ''Jago and & Litefoot and & Strax'' sees Strax asked by a magician to "cut the cards". Strax takes this one literally... and from the account afterwards, also ends up killing a parrot.parrot.

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