History Funny / BetterOffTed

3rd Dec '15 5:25:42 PM TrapEds
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-->'''Lem:''' But I don't want to take the high road! It's ''high!''
-->'''Phil:''' True. We could fall off!
13th Aug '15 5:42:35 PM Octoya
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* '''Veronica''': That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield.

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* More from Veronica
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'''Veronica''': That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield.
13th Aug '15 5:40:56 PM Octoya
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--> (through tears) "The Jewish people have had such a tumultuous history. And they still managed to give us this; the everything bagel. It's everything you could ever want on a bagel. I love it, and the Jewish people that gave it to us."

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--> (through tears) "The Jewish people have had such a tumultuous history. And they still managed to give us this; the everything bagel. It's everything you could ever want on a bagel. I love it, and the Jewish chosen people that gave it to us.who created it."



-->'''Veronica:''' Money before people Ted, it's the company motto, written right on the lobby floor. It just looks so much more heroic in Latin.

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-->'''Veronica:''' Money before people Ted, it's the company motto, written right on the lobby floor. It just looks so much more heroic in Latin.



-->'''Stew:''' (having not heard anything, still loudly) You guys! I think that this might be salt!

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-->'''Stew:''' (having not heard anything, still loudly) You guys! I think that this might be salt!



-->'''Veronica:''' And we just don't have the parking for that.
* "That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield."

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-->'''Veronica:''' -->'''Ted:''' And we just don't have the parking for that.
* "That's '''Veronica''': That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitching with my happiness shield."
22nd Jun '15 10:01:55 PM jedidarrick
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-->'''Veronica''': Products are for people who don't have presentations!
-->(taking her cues from the powerpoint Ted put together)'''Veronica''': Faster than a cheetah! More powerful than... another cheetah!

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-->'''Veronica''': Products are for people who don't have presentations!
-->(taking
presentations!(taking her cues from the powerpoint PowerPoint Ted put together)'''Veronica''': together) Faster than a cheetah! More powerful than... another cheetah!



*** And then later in the scene.

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*** ** And then later in the scene.



* Ted trying to get romantic with Greta the German... when she's talking in Phil's voice, thanks to the translator machine

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* Ted trying to get romantic with Greta the German... when she's talking in Phil's voice, thanks to the translator machinemachine.
22nd Jun '15 9:59:43 PM jedidarrick
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* There is also Veronica's constant comments about busiess:
->'''Veronica:''' Money before people Ted, it's the company motto, written right on the lobby floor. It just looks so much more heroic in Latin.

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* There is also Veronica's constant comments about busiess:
->'''Veronica:'''
business:
-->'''Veronica:'''
Money before people Ted, it's the company motto, written right on the lobby floor. It just looks so much more heroic in Latin.



--->'''Stew:''' (having not heard anything, still loudly) You guys! I think that this might be salt!

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--->'''Stew:''' -->'''Stew:''' (having not heard anything, still loudly) You guys! I think that this might be salt!




2nd Feb '15 11:34:01 AM AutoPilate
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-->'''Veronica:''' Carl.

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-->'''Veronica:''' Carl.Carl Jenkins.
7th Dec '14 7:45:20 PM Number1PixarFan
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\n* Veronica and her father's attempt to bond by playing Frisbee. Neither of them seem to understand how Frisbees work.

14th Jan '14 10:00:04 PM Bearsca
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-->'''Bamba:''' I am a drug addict. Oh, how I love the drugs. I will take them in my house, I will take them with a mouse...

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-->'''Bamba:''' -->'''Bhamba:''' I am a drug addict. Oh, how I love the drugs. I will take them in my house, I will take them with a mouse...
14th Jan '14 9:59:15 PM Bearsca
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-->"The offices were still empty due to the goo coming out of Dr. Bamba's Johnny."

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-->"The offices were still empty due to the goo coming out of Dr. Bamba's Bhamba's Johnny."
14th Jan '14 9:58:16 PM Bearsca
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* Dr. Bamba naming his bio-computer "Johnny" just to set up a joke later where Ted mentions that:

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* Dr. Bamba Bhamba naming his bio-computer "Johnny" just to set up a joke later where Ted mentions that:
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