History Funny / Benzaie

7th Mar '17 5:47:24 PM nombretomado
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** There's also "Let's Fap to {{Marzgurl}} with Marzgurl", in which he used the program to create a hentai avatar of Marzgurl... while Skyping with her and with her giving the details about how the avatar would look.

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** There's also "Let's Fap to {{Marzgurl}} WebVideo/MarzGurl with Marzgurl", in which he used the program to create a hentai avatar of Marzgurl... while Skyping with her and with her giving the details about how the avatar would look.
25th Feb '17 2:43:02 PM nombretomado
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** The game Benzaie is playing and that he claims is more hardcore than DarkSouls3 ? [[spoiler: A DoraTheExplorer educational game. He throws the controller in frustration when he has to count frogs in a picture.]]

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** The game Benzaie is playing and that he claims is more hardcore than DarkSouls3 ? ''VideoGame/DarkSouls3''? [[spoiler: A DoraTheExplorer ''WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer'' educational game. He throws the controller in frustration when he has to count frogs in a picture.]]
23rd Feb '17 12:48:55 AM purplefishman
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** Steve Holmes tells Benzaie an anecdote where he and a fellow actor put on fluorescent condoms and had a "lightsaber" duel, where the winner would sodomize the loser. Afterwards, he still rejects Benzaie's goodbye embrace, claiming that he's "not gay".
** [[{{Squick}} Benzaie is briefly seen drinking from a fleshlight.]] Sure, it was emptied of the... "Significant" bits, but still...
22nd Feb '17 1:39:45 PM purplefishman
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Kvv5fi64k The 5 year anniversary video]] : Benzaie is invited in Hollywood during the shooting of a movie about his life. Or rather, a PORN movie vaguely based on his life. What follows are 15 minutes of Benzaie being completely clueless about what's going on, Manuel Ferrara (real life porn director and actor)'s extremely hammy acting, and cameos by pornstars Kayden Kross and Steve Holmes.
10th Feb '17 1:17:38 PM StFan
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* Benzaie starts daydreaming at the end of the {{Rambo}} video game episode, and starts imagining new scenes for the movies...
-->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud Rimbaud]] : Please, Verlaine, go softly between my butt cheeks !
-->'''Benzaie''' : Whoa, stop ! That's not good !
-->'''Rambo''' : Oh yes, Colonel, go hard between my butt cheeks !
-->'''Benzaie''' : That's better !
* The "Minecraft toys" episode starts with him living in the [[RealLifeWritesThePlot snowy streets of Finland]] after his store burned. He tries to sell his merchandise to a passerby and, as usual, pulls out a video tape showcasing said products.
-->'''Passerby''' : Wait, how are you going to...
-->'''Benzaie''' : [[InsaneTrollLogic ~Slams the tape into a slit carved in a mound of snow~]]
-->'''Passerby''' : And here I was, expecting something logical...

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* Benzaie starts daydreaming at the end of the {{Rambo}} ''VideoGame/{{Rambo}}'' video game episode, and starts imagining new scenes for the movies...
-->[[https://en.-->'''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud Rimbaud]] : Rimbaud]]:''' Please, Verlaine, go softly between my butt cheeks !
-->'''Benzaie''' :
cheeks!\\
'''Benzaie:'''
Whoa, stop ! stop! That's not good !
-->'''Rambo''' :
good!\\
'''Rambo:'''
Oh yes, Colonel, go hard between my butt cheeks !
-->'''Benzaie''' :
cheeks!\\
'''Benzaie:'''
That's better !
better!
* The "Minecraft toys" episode episode:
** It
starts with him living in the [[RealLifeWritesThePlot snowy streets of Finland]] after his store burned. He tries to sell his merchandise to a passerby and, as usual, pulls out a video tape showcasing said products.
-->'''Passerby''' : --->'''Passerby:''' Wait, how are you going to...
-->'''Benzaie''' : [[InsaneTrollLogic ~Slams
to...\\
'''Benzaie:''' ''[[[InsaneTrollLogic Slams
the tape into a slit carved in a mound of snow~]]
-->'''Passerby''' :
snow]]]''\\
'''Passerby:'''
And here I was, expecting something logical...



* At one point, during his "''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' kollector edition" episode, he's so impressed by the quality of said edition that he decides to call it a "'''K'''ollector '''K'''arrément '''K'''lasse". [[FunWithAcronyms Suddenly realizing this is a bad idea]], he changes his mind and calls it... a "Kollector Karrément Kool".
** This video is also a collaboration with Seb from JoueurDuGrenier. At one point, Seb tries to emulate the "Test your might" minigame on the game box... Only for Benzaie to break character [[RunningGag (again)]] for yelling at him, as he's supposed to actually sell the game afterwards.

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* At one point, during his "''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' kollector edition" edition":
** At one point during this
episode, he's so impressed by the quality of said edition that he decides to call it a "'''K'''ollector '''K'''arrément '''K'''lasse". [[FunWithAcronyms Suddenly realizing this is a bad idea]], he changes his mind and calls it... a "Kollector Karrément Kool".
** This video is also a collaboration with Seb from JoueurDuGrenier.''WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier''. At one point, Seb tries to emulate the "Test your might" minigame on the game box... Only for Benzaie to break character [[RunningGag (again)]] for yelling at him, as he's supposed to actually sell the game afterwards.
6th Jan '17 8:41:51 PM nombretomado
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* The Misfits interrupting "Top 5 Brutal Murder Attempts in ''JemAndTheHolograms''" to talk about evil acts other people (including Jem!) performed. Pizzazz (a [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] Elisa Hansen) in particular steals the show.

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* The Misfits interrupting "Top 5 Brutal Murder Attempts in ''JemAndTheHolograms''" ''WesternAnimation/JemAndTheHolograms''" to talk about evil acts other people (including Jem!) performed. Pizzazz (a [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] Elisa Hansen) in particular steals the show.
27th Apr '16 1:59:55 PM purplefishman
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** This video is also a collaboration with Seb from LeJoueurDuGrenier. At one point, Seb tries to emulate the "Test your might" minigame on the game box... Only for Benzaie to break character [[RunningGag (again)]] for yelling at him, as he's supposed to actually sell the game afterwards.

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** This video is also a collaboration with Seb from LeJoueurDuGrenier.JoueurDuGrenier. At one point, Seb tries to emulate the "Test your might" minigame on the game box... Only for Benzaie to break character [[RunningGag (again)]] for yelling at him, as he's supposed to actually sell the game afterwards.



** SadPanda makes a cameo, and unleashes a barrage of atrocious puns whenever he can. The puns are so bad that Benzaie is forced to break character [[RuleOfThree (YET again)]] for berating him on it, and saying [[KickTheDog that it's the reason he doesn't have many subscribers.]]
** Immediately afterwards, SadPanda retaliates by turning Benzaie's own "Mario says no" running gag against him and disturbing the review. Benzaie is not amused.
** During the entire review, SadPanda cosplays as the main character of the game, notably by using the bionic arm goodie sold with the collector edition of the game. Said bionic arm is at a scale of 1:2, so during the entire review, SadPanda has this ridiculously small hand poking out of his sleeve.

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** SadPanda [[SadPandaQAndA Sad Panda]] makes a cameo, and unleashes a barrage of atrocious puns whenever he can. The puns are so bad that Benzaie is forced to break character [[RuleOfThree (YET again)]] for berating him on it, and saying [[KickTheDog that it's the reason he doesn't have many subscribers.]]
** Immediately afterwards, SadPanda Sad Panda retaliates by turning Benzaie's own "Mario says no" running gag against him and disturbing the review. Benzaie is not amused.
** During the entire review, SadPanda Sad Panda cosplays as the main character of the game, notably by using the bionic arm goodie sold with the collector edition of the game. Said bionic arm is at a scale of 1:2, so during the entire review, SadPanda has this ridiculously small hand poking out of his sleeve.


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** The game Benzaie is playing and that he claims is more hardcore than DarkSouls3 ? [[spoiler: A DoraTheExplorer educational game. He throws the controller in frustration when he has to count frogs in a picture.]]
27th Apr '16 1:56:04 PM purplefishman
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* The DarkSouls3 episode has a cameo of BobLennon, who's playing a customer who wants to buy the game. Unfortunately, as this is DarkSouls we're talking about, he just keeps on dying all throughout the episode by stupid means (such as hitting his forehead on a desk, or simply going to the bathroom).
** The running gag of everybody rolling on the ground for no particular reason. Hey, this pretty much is the number one tactic for surviving in a DarkSouls game...
** At one point, BobLennon drinks from a flask for recovering. He then tells Benzaie that it can help him if he only has one testicle. [[TooMuchInformation Benzaie immediately downs the flask.]]
-->''Benzaie'' : By the way, how did you know about... ?
-->''Bob'' : I didn't.
24th Apr '16 3:38:11 AM erforce
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* At one point, during his "MortalKombatX kollector edition" episode, he's so impressed by the quality of said edition that he decides to call it a "'''K'''ollector '''K'''arrément '''K'''lasse". [[FunWithAcronyms Suddenly realizing this is a bad idea]], he changes his mind and calls it... a "Kollector Karrément Kool".

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* At one point, during his "MortalKombatX "''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' kollector edition" episode, he's so impressed by the quality of said edition that he decides to call it a "'''K'''ollector '''K'''arrément '''K'''lasse". [[FunWithAcronyms Suddenly realizing this is a bad idea]], he changes his mind and calls it... a "Kollector Karrément Kool".



* His "MetalGearSolidThePhantomPain collector edition" starts with a parody of the game's opening. A parody that's 1) filled to the brim with mentions of "Benjamin Daniel" (Benzaie's real name), to the point of consisting of nothing else but BENJAMIN DANIEL plastered everywhere on the screen after a while 2) so long that it cuts Benzaie's attempts to start the review ''twice''.

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* His "MetalGearSolidThePhantomPain "''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidThePhantomPain'' collector edition" starts with a parody of the game's opening. A parody that's 1) filled to the brim with mentions of "Benjamin Daniel" (Benzaie's real name), to the point of consisting of nothing else but BENJAMIN DANIEL plastered everywhere on the screen after a while 2) so long that it cuts Benzaie's attempts to start the review ''twice''.
6th Feb '16 8:33:43 AM Koveras
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* After a slew of disappointing gadgets sold in the DragonAgeInquisition collector edition, Benzaie suddenly runs into a well-made, bound with leather short book. Excited, he opens it... And realizes it's just a notebook. This shocks him so hard he actually passes out in the middle of his review.

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* After a slew of disappointing gadgets sold in the DragonAgeInquisition ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' collector edition, Benzaie suddenly runs into a well-made, bound with leather short book. Excited, he opens it... And realizes it's just a notebook. This shocks him so hard he actually passes out in the middle of his review.
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