History Funny / Benzaie

6th Feb '16 8:33:43 AM Koveras
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* After a slew of disappointing gadgets sold in the DragonAgeInquisition collector edition, Benzaie suddenly runs into a well-made, bound with leather short book. Excited, he opens it... And realizes it's just a notebook. This shocks him so hard he actually passes out in the middle of his review.
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* After a slew of disappointing gadgets sold in the DragonAgeInquisition ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' collector edition, Benzaie suddenly runs into a well-made, bound with leather short book. Excited, he opens it... And realizes it's just a notebook. This shocks him so hard he actually passes out in the middle of his review.
22nd Jan '16 9:16:08 PM Willbyr
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* During the "StreetFighter american cartoon" episode, he takes a few moments for talking about the japanese OAV, and how [[EveryoneRemembersTheStripper the famous shower scene]] instantly made him hit puberty. This is shown by a flashback of kid Benzaie watching said scene and [[{{Pokemon}} evolving]] into grown-up Benzaie. Complete with the "what? X is evolving!" theme playing.
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* During the "StreetFighter "Franchise/StreetFighter american cartoon" episode, he takes a few moments for talking about the japanese OAV, and how [[EveryoneRemembersTheStripper the famous shower scene]] instantly made him hit puberty. This is shown by a flashback of kid Benzaie watching said scene and [[{{Pokemon}} [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} evolving]] into grown-up Benzaie. Complete with the "what? X is evolving!" theme playing.
1st Dec '15 8:12:18 AM hamza678
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** ''MetroidOtherM'' in 5 seconds: Benzaie is afraid to even move Samus, and as soon as he gets her at the door, [[spoiler: doing so triggers a cutscene, followed by [[BlahBlahBlah his voiceover]] and a loud [[PrecisionFStrike "FUCK!"]] on his part.]]
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** ''MetroidOtherM'' ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'' in 5 seconds: Benzaie is afraid to even move Samus, and as soon as he gets her at the door, [[spoiler: doing so triggers a cutscene, followed by [[BlahBlahBlah his voiceover]] and a loud [[PrecisionFStrike "FUCK!"]] on his part.]]

** His ''"Nintendo3DS in 5 seconds"'' has him playing with the console as if he was starring in an advertisement, having fun and all. As soon as he comes back home, [[spoiler: the music stops, and he does what's to be expected during the handheld's less-than-stellar launch period: [[TakeThat he throws it away, grabs a DSi XL and sighs in relief as soon as the]] ''NewSuperMarioBros'' theme starts playing.]]
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** His ''"Nintendo3DS ''"UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS in 5 seconds"'' has him playing with the console as if he was starring in an advertisement, having fun and all. As soon as he comes back home, [[spoiler: the music stops, and he does what's to be expected during the handheld's less-than-stellar launch period: [[TakeThat he throws it away, grabs a DSi XL and sighs in relief as soon as the]] ''NewSuperMarioBros'' ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBros'' theme starts playing.]]
23rd Sep '15 1:37:09 PM purplefishman
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-->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud '''Rimbaud''']] : Please, Verlaine, go softly between my butt cheeks ! -->'''Benzaie'' : Whoa, stop ! That's not good !
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-->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud '''Rimbaud''']] Rimbaud]] : Please, Verlaine, go softly between my butt cheeks ! -->'''Benzaie'' -->'''Benzaie''' : Whoa, stop ! That's not good !

** He then instantly looks in his pants... [[SelfDeprecationHumor And calmly states that "it" maybe comes later.]] * His "TheWitcherTheWildHunt collector edition" episode is a collaboration with le Fossoyeur de Films, a french youtuber specializing in cinema. At one point, the soundtrack is actually provided by a woman singing, hidden in the bushes. Fossoyeur suddenly turns in front of the camera and starts explaining the whole concept of "inside and outside soundtrack". Benzaie is forced to break character to bring him back in tracks.
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** He then instantly looks in his pants... [[SelfDeprecationHumor [[SelfDeprecationHumour And calmly states that "it" maybe comes later.]] * His "TheWitcherTheWildHunt "TheWitcher3TheWildHunt collector edition" episode is a collaboration with le Fossoyeur de Films, a french youtuber specializing in cinema. At one point, the soundtrack is actually provided by a woman singing, hidden in the bushes. Fossoyeur suddenly turns in front of the camera and starts explaining the whole concept of "inside and outside soundtrack". Benzaie is forced to break character to bring him back in tracks.tracks. * At one point, during his "MortalKombatX kollector edition" episode, he's so impressed by the quality of said edition that he decides to call it a "'''K'''ollector '''K'''arrément '''K'''lasse". [[FunWithAcronyms Suddenly realizing this is a bad idea]], he changes his mind and calls it... a "Kollector Karrément Kool". ** This video is also a collaboration with Seb from LeJoueurDuGrenier. At one point, Seb tries to emulate the "Test your might" minigame on the game box... Only for Benzaie to break character [[RunningGag (again)]] for yelling at him, as he's supposed to actually sell the game afterwards. * After a slew of disappointing gadgets sold in the DragonAgeInquisition collector edition, Benzaie suddenly runs into a well-made, bound with leather short book. Excited, he opens it... And realizes it's just a notebook. This shocks him so hard he actually passes out in the middle of his review. * His "MetalGearSolidThePhantomPain collector edition" starts with a parody of the game's opening. A parody that's 1) filled to the brim with mentions of "Benjamin Daniel" (Benzaie's real name), to the point of consisting of nothing else but BENJAMIN DANIEL plastered everywhere on the screen after a while 2) so long that it cuts Benzaie's attempts to start the review ''twice''. ** SadPanda makes a cameo, and unleashes a barrage of atrocious puns whenever he can. The puns are so bad that Benzaie is forced to break character [[RuleOfThree (YET again)]] for berating him on it, and saying [[KickTheDog that it's the reason he doesn't have many subscribers.]] ** Immediately afterwards, SadPanda retaliates by turning Benzaie's own "Mario says no" running gag against him and disturbing the review. Benzaie is not amused. ** During the entire review, SadPanda cosplays as the main character of the game, notably by using the bionic arm goodie sold with the collector edition of the game. Said bionic arm is at a scale of 1:2, so during the entire review, SadPanda has this ridiculously small hand poking out of his sleeve.
23rd Sep '15 1:19:36 PM purplefishman
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[[folder:''Hardcorner'']] * Benzaie starts daydreaming at the end of the {{Rambo}} video game episode, and starts imagining new scenes for the movies... -->[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Rimbaud '''Rimbaud''']] : Please, Verlaine, go softly between my butt cheeks ! -->'''Benzaie'' : Whoa, stop ! That's not good ! -->'''Rambo''' : Oh yes, Colonel, go hard between my butt cheeks ! -->'''Benzaie''' : That's better ! * The "Minecraft toys" episode starts with him living in the [[RealLifeWritesThePlot snowy streets of Finland]] after his store burned. He tries to sell his merchandise to a passerby and, as usual, pulls out a video tape showcasing said products. -->'''Passerby''' : Wait, how are you going to... -->'''Benzaie''' : [[InsaneTrollLogic ~Slams the tape into a slit carved in a mound of snow~]] -->'''Passerby''' : And here I was, expecting something logical... ** For making a quick buck, he also tells the passerby that he can have sex with his wife if he wants. [[BrainBleach Said wife is actually a vaguely ass-shaped mound of snow with a hole in it.]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Which somehow blurts out Mario's "Here we go!" line.]] * During the "StreetFighter american cartoon" episode, he takes a few moments for talking about the japanese OAV, and how [[EveryoneRemembersTheStripper the famous shower scene]] instantly made him hit puberty. This is shown by a flashback of kid Benzaie watching said scene and [[{{Pokemon}} evolving]] into grown-up Benzaie. Complete with the "what? X is evolving!" theme playing. ** He then instantly looks in his pants... [[SelfDeprecationHumor And calmly states that "it" maybe comes later.]] * His "TheWitcherTheWildHunt collector edition" episode is a collaboration with le Fossoyeur de Films, a french youtuber specializing in cinema. At one point, the soundtrack is actually provided by a woman singing, hidden in the bushes. Fossoyeur suddenly turns in front of the camera and starts explaining the whole concept of "inside and outside soundtrack". Benzaie is forced to break character to bring him back in tracks. [[/folder]]
26th Aug '15 4:25:58 PM nombretomado
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* Immoral Study 2... Starring Creator/ChristopherLee (and later Kermit The Frog) as the professor and [[TheMuppetShow Miss Piggy]] as Yuka!
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* Immoral Study 2... Starring Creator/ChristopherLee (and later Kermit The Frog) as the professor and [[TheMuppetShow [[Series/TheMuppetShow Miss Piggy]] as Yuka!
24th Apr '14 4:24:37 AM LongLiveHumour
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** All the [[StarWars Boss Nass and Chewbacca]] noises he keeps making during the review for the sake of FanDisservice are hilarious!
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** All the [[StarWars [[Franchise/StarWars Boss Nass and Chewbacca]] noises he keeps making during the review for the sake of FanDisservice are hilarious!
27th Mar '14 2:22:33 AM erforce
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* Immoral Study 2... Starring ChristopherLee (and later Kermit The Frog) as the professor and [[TheMuppetShow Miss Piggy]] as Yuka! *** And Alice Cooper as the Narrator! ** "He's the JamesBond of rapists!"
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* Immoral Study 2... Starring ChristopherLee Creator/ChristopherLee (and later Kermit The Frog) as the professor and [[TheMuppetShow Miss Piggy]] as Yuka! *** And Alice Cooper Music/AliceCooper as the Narrator! ** "He's the JamesBond Film/JamesBond of rapists!"
2nd Mar '14 2:43:00 PM Creek719
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->'''Spoony!Cat God (high-pitched, screechy voice):''' "I told meyou that I am the almighty Cat God! There is nothing that is impossible for meow! Do not (''switches to low, growly voice'') question me!" ({{Beat}}) KneelBeforeZod...
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->'''Spoony!Cat --->'''Spoony!Cat God (high-pitched, screechy voice):''' "I told meyou that I am the almighty Cat God! There is nothing that is impossible for meow! Do not (''switches to low, growly voice'') question me!" ({{Beat}}) KneelBeforeZod...

-->'''Benzaie:''' The Cat just comes here, like "You take good care of cats, you want world domination?".
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-->'''Benzaie:''' --->'''Benzaie:''' The Cat just comes here, like "You take good care of cats, you want world domination?".

-->'''Spoony!Cat God:''' Really? I offer you world domination... -->'''Benzaie:''' Which includes, you know, all the chicks in the world.
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-->'''Spoony!Cat --->'''Spoony!Cat God:''' Really? I offer you world domination... -->'''Benzaie:''' --->'''Benzaie:''' Which includes, you know, all the chicks in the world.

-->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:'''"Hey... did I offend you?" -->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' (''normally'') "No... (''really shocked'') oh, hey! We're going to be late for school!" -->'''Benzaie (narrating):''' "She looks at her watch and shouts all of a sudden." -->'''Spoony:''' (''stiffly mimes looking at his watch and shrieks like a madman'') Aaargh! -->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' "Then go now! I don't have any classes this morning!" -->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' (''cheerfully'') Okay, then. See you later!
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-->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:'''"Hey...--->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:'''"Hey... did I offend you?" -->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' --->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' (''normally'') "No... (''really shocked'') oh, hey! We're going to be late for school!" -->'''Benzaie --->'''Benzaie (narrating):''' "She looks at her watch and shouts all of a sudden." -->'''Spoony:''' --->'''Spoony:''' (''stiffly mimes looking at his watch and shrieks like a madman'') Aaargh! -->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' --->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' "Then go now! I don't have any classes this morning!" -->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' --->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' (''cheerfully'') Okay, then. See you later!

-->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' (''narrating'') I hear a cat's meow. (''out loud'') "Oh ,is there a cat here?" -->'''Spoony:''' No, it's a moose.
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-->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' --->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' (''narrating'') I hear a cat's meow. (''out loud'') "Oh ,is there a cat here?" -->'''Spoony:''' --->'''Spoony:''' No, it's a moose.
27th Feb '14 4:04:55 AM Creek719
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** Spoony being left by himself when Benzaie goes to the bathroom and not being able to get through the game due to embarressment at all the sex scenes.
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** Spoony's interpretation of the Cat God getting angry: ->'''Spoony!Cat God (high-pitched, screechy voice):''' "I told meyou that I am the almighty Cat God! There is nothing that is impossible for meow! Do not (''switches to low, growly voice'') question me!" ({{Beat}}) KneelBeforeZod... ** Benzaie lampshading the ExcusePlot: -->'''Benzaie:''' The Cat just comes here, like "You take good care of cats, you want world domination?". ** After the protagonist makes his wish, a cat girl: -->'''Spoony!Cat God:''' Really? I offer you world domination... -->'''Benzaie:''' Which includes, you know, all the chicks in the world. **Spoony's exaggeration of Nanami's MoodWhiplash: -->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:'''"Hey... did I offend you?" -->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' (''normally'') "No... (''really shocked'') oh, hey! We're going to be late for school!" -->'''Benzaie (narrating):''' "She looks at her watch and shouts all of a sudden." -->'''Spoony:''' (''stiffly mimes looking at his watch and shrieks like a madman'') Aaargh! -->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' "Then go now! I don't have any classes this morning!" -->'''Spoony!Nanami:''' (''cheerfully'') Okay, then. See you later! ** AskAStupidQuestion: -->'''Benzaie!Ibuki:''' (''narrating'') I hear a cat's meow. (''out loud'') "Oh ,is there a cat here?" -->'''Spoony:''' No, it's a moose. ** Spoony being left by himself when Benzaie goes to the bathroom and not being able to get through the game due to embarressment embarrassment at all the sex scenes.
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