History Funny / BeavisAndButtheadDoAmerica

* Butt-Head is not exactly Sherlock when it comes to gathering evidence. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? "[[FailedASpotCheck This sucks]]."

* The exchange between Butt-Head & a pilot after Butt-Head [[FallingIntoTheCockpit falls into the cockpit]] while the plane is plummeting.

* Their escape from Muddy's car, while it's moving on the interstate. This involves Butt-Head pushing Beavis out of the trunk and then falling out himself when the car hits a road bump. They end up causing a huge car pileup, including crashing Tom Anderson's trailer.

* Butt-Head makes a pass at Chelsea Clinton...[[DestinationDefenestration and promptly gets thrown out the window]].

* Beavis' "We're Never Gonna Score" scene manages to be both [[TearJerker sad]] and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]] at the same time. Especially this part:

'''Old Guy:''' (proudly) Oh yea!

** More specifically, when the soldier who answers the phone, likely expecting orders from the President, is understandably confused to hear some lunatic introducing himself as "Cornholio" and rambling incoherently about his bunghole. About five seconds into this "conversation," said soldier [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks directly at the camera]] with a [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "You have GOT to be kidding me"]] look on his face.

** Shortly after, Beavis/Cornholio manages to charm several ''world leaders'' with his insane caffeine/sugar-induced ravings.

** After the nuns finally have enough of them and leave them behind in the Petrified Forest in Arizona, both Beavis and Butt-Head realize they've gotten very sidetracked, and ask the next guy they see for the direction to Washington.

* '''Master Station''' Control = "Masturbation?"

'''Agent Fleming:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]

--->'''Butt-head:''' Uhhh... did I just score?

** At the very end of the movie, Butt-head [[BrickJoke remarks that his butt is still sore]].

'''Agent Fleming:''' Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. ''[[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith Never end a sentence with a preposition!]]''\\

* The Franchise/{{Godzilla}}[=-themed=] opening sequence. The visual of Beavis breathing fire at his enemies is just amazing.

--> '''Butt-head''': We're in Washington.\\
'''Beavis''': Yea, we're gonna score now.\\
'''Old lady''': Actually sons, we're at the Hoover Dam.\\
'''Beavis''': Uh, no. We're in WASHINGTON!\\
'''Butt-head''': WE'RE GONNA SCORE NOW!

--> '''Muddy''': Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. AnyLastWords\\
'''Butt-head''': Uh, I have a couple. Butt cheeks.\\
'''Beavis''': Yeah, um, and boobs! I just wanna say that again. Boobs!

-->'''Butt-head:''' He said "anus".
-->'''Beavis:''' Enter-tain us, anus, yeah!
-->'''Mr. Van Dressen:''' Have you guys heard a word I've said?
-->'''Butt-head:''' Uh, yeah. Anus.

--->'''Butt-Head (blithely walking away):''' Uhhh... that belongs to the school.
--->'''Beavis (following):''' Yeah, heh heh. [[ImplausibleDeniability It's supposed to be in the A/V room. Wasn't our fault.]]

--> '''Butt-Head''': "Huhuh, he said extend."

--> '''Beavis''': You always go first!
--> '''Butt-Head''': Damn it, Beavis, we've never done this before!

--> '''Anderson''': "Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that! Dammit, get out of here! And if I ever catch you whackin' in here again, I'm gonna hog-tie you!"

--> '''Beavis''': " Heh-heh, heh-heh. How's it going?" *continues whacking*

* When Fleming demands that Beavis show him the unit, he snaps out of Cornholio mode just long enough to say "Why does everyone want to see my schlong?"

--> '''Beavis''': Uh, is this a God dam?

* Beavis's "We're Never Gonna Score" scene manages to be both [[TearJerker sad]] and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]] at the same time. Especially this part:
--> '''Beavis:''' Look at this guy - he's old, but he's probably scored a million times!
--> '''Old Guy:''' (proudly) Oh yea!

--> '''Butt-Head''': Huh huh, check it out Beavis. I'm jacking off.

--> '''Soldier''': Sir, we're awaiting your final orders.
--> '''Beavis/Cornholio''': I order you to surrender your TP!

--> '''Agent Flemming:''' This is your last chance, give us the unit now.
--> '''Beavis:''' (breaking out of his Cornholio persona briefly): Why does everybody want to see my schlong?

--> '''Butt-Head''': This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
--> '''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah. Or, like a 7-Eleven or something.

--> '''Random dude''': Forgive me, Father, I've sinned. I, uh... I slept with a woman, and-
--> '''Butt-Head''': Really? Uh huh huh. Was she naked? Uh huh huh huh.
--> '''Random dude''': Uh... yes, Father. Please forgive me, I-
--> '''Butt-Head''': Cool! Uh huh huh. Could you, like, see her boobs??
-->''[over in the other booth]''
--> '''Older random dude''': ...uh, I'm sorry. How many hail marys?
--> '''Beavis''': A thousand!! Heh heh heh! And I want you to [[ComedicSociopathy hit yourself! Right now!]] Heh.
--> '''Older random dude''': Uh, now?
--> '''Beavis''': Yeah! DO IT! Heh heh.
--> '''Older random dude''': [punch] Ow!
--> '''Beavis''': Yeah yeah yeah, harder!!!
--> '''Older random dude''': [punch] Ow!!!
--> '''Beavis''': Do it again!!!
--> '''Older random dude''': [whack] AGH!!!

** After the nuns finally have enough of them and leave them behind in the Petrified Forest in Arizona, both Beavis and Butthead realize they've gotten very sidetracked, and ask the next guy they see for the direction to Washington.
-->'''Passersby''': Uh yeah, [[DeadpanSnarker about 2000 miles that way!]] *gestures in a general northeastern direction*
-->'''Butthead''': [[SarcasmBlind Uh, thanks dude!]] [[TooDumbToLive *the two wander off aimlessly into the Arizona desert*]]
* One scene has Agent Fleming giving a dramatic speech about how fragile the X-5 unit is and how if it's broken or damaged, it'll wipe out huge swathes of America. The very next cut shows the X-5 unit sewn into the seat of Beavis's pants, with Butthead kicking it repeatedly.

* The old woman Beavis and Butthead first meets on the flight to Las Vegas. Due to her poor hearing, she ''badly'' misjudges Beavis and Butthead's characters.
--> '''Old Lady''': I'll mostly be doing the slots!
--> '''Beavis''': Heh, I'm hoping to be doing some sluts too! They got a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
--> '''Lady''': Oh, they got so many slots you don't know where to begin!
--> '''Beavis''': Woah! Hey, Butthead, this chick is pretty cool! She says there's going to be tons of sluts in Las Vegas!
--> '''Butthead''': Cool!
--> '''Lady''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's nice to meet young men, who are so well-mannered!]]

--> '''Lady''': Did you have any luck in Vegas?
--> '''Beavis''': We didn't score yet.
--> '''Lady''': Oh, well, sorry to hear that. Me, I took a beating! *chuckles*
--> '''Butthead''': Cool!

--> '''Agent Flemming''': Did you give him a [[AssShove cavity search]]?
--> '''Agent Bork''': Uh, the witness?
--> '''Agent Fleming''': [[InsaneTrollLogic Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]

-->'''Butt-head:''' Uhhh... did I just score?

--> '''Pilot:''' Get the hell out of the cockpit!\\

-->'''Agent Bork''': You know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?\\
'''Agent Fleming''': Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. ''[[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith Never end a sentence with a preposition!]]''\\
'''Bork''': Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

--> '''Ranger''': There are over 200 active geysers in Yellowstone Park. Old Faithful here is one of the largest. During an eruption, the geyser can reach as high as 200 feet.\\
'''Butt-head''': So?\\
'''Ranger''': The - the geyser shoots out over 12,000 gallons in a single eruption.\\
'''Beavis''': That's not that much, really.

*** And at the very end of the movie, Butt-head [[BrickJoke remarks that his butt is still sore]].

* Beavis/Cornholio having ADateWithRosiePalms in Anderson's camper, complete with music that makes the scene ten times funnier.[[note]]"Mucha Muchacha" by Esquivel, of all songs![[/note]] And Anderson's reaction when he finds Beavis.

** You can almost hear the soldiers screaming from the fire, which Beavis just respond by muttering "Butthole".

* The deleted scene of Beavis using the Declaration Of Independence as toilet paper. It's even more hilarious that there was a security guard standing right there, fast asleep, who didn't notice Beavis smashing the display case with a flagpole and stealing the document until the alarm sounded.

--> '''Agent Flemming:''' This is your last chance, give us the unit now.//
'''Beavis:''' (breaking out of his Cornholio persona briefly): Why does everybody want to see my schlong?

* Butt-Head is not exactly Sherlock when it comes to gathering evidence. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "[[FailedASpotCheck This sucks]]."]]

* Butt-Head makes a pass at [[spoiler:Chelsea Clinton]]...[[DestinationDefenestration and promptly gets thrown out the window]].

* Butt-Head is not exactly Sherlock when it comes to gathering evidence. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "This [[FailedASpotCheck sucks]]."]]

** More specifically, when the soldier who answers the phone is understandably confused to hear his Commander-In-Chief introducing himself as "Cornholio" and rambling incoherently about his bunghole. About five seconds into this "conversation," said soldier [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks directly at the camera]] with a [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "You have GOT to be kidding me"]] look on his face.

** Special mention goes to the music in that scene. It sounds tragic, dramatic, and juxtaposes perfectly with Beavis ranting about how they're never gonna score.

* Mr. Van Dressen tells the boys, currently trying to steal the school's TV, "We don't need TV to entertain us."

** This is the scene where they try stealing a TV from the A/V room at the school... and then promptly smash it on the pavement outside by accident. Their response to Principal [=McVicker=] coming out and getting upset is just perfect:

* The TitleSequence casts the boys in a Series/StarskyAndHutch-esque 1970s cop show, where they score with chicks, kick ass and escape big explosions. The very first image after the sequence ends? [[spoiler: The boys digging through the garbage looking for a TV.]]

--> '''Beavis''': " Heh-heh, heh-heh. How's it going?"

** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interrogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butt-Head. This culminates in a brilliant punch line after Butt-Head's cavity search:

--->'''Butt-head (blithely walking away):''' Uhhh... that belongs to the school.

* The montage of the two arriving at the luxurious hotel and casino they're staying at, and spending most of it staring and giggling at a topless egyptian statue, to the tunes of Music/RedHotChiliPeppers' cover of "Love Rollercoaster" by The Ohio Players.

* UsefulNotes/BillClinton giving a touching, grateful speech to the two after they foiled Muddy's and Dallas plot. Their reaction?

* Beavis and Butt-Head fighting over who "gets to go first" with Dallas. Its even more hilarious that Beavis doesnt have any pants on during the brawl.

* Their escape from Muddy's car, while its moving on the interstate. This involves Butt-Head pushing Beavis out of the trunk and then falling out himself when the car hits a road bump. They end up causing a huge car pileup, including crashing Tom Anderson's trailer.

--> '''Random dude''': Forgive me Father, I've sinned. I, uh... I slept with a woman, and-