History Funny / Bean

'''David:''' Why, why, why...\\

'''David: [[ClusterFBomb OH JESUS! OH GOD!!! OH JESUS! GOD! OH, MARY MOTHER OF JESUS! JESUS OF NAZARETH!]]''' ''[Shuts gallery door]'' Wait a minute! Why am I worrying about this, ''you'' did it! All I have to do is tell them what happened! ''[Sigh]'' But they'll ask, 'Who left him ''alone'' with the picture?' And I'll say ''me''. Then they'll say, 'You're fired!' And I'll say, 'Fine!' [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!]] They'll say, 'Firing is not good enough! Let's prosecute him for negligence!' [[SanitySlippage I'm gonna go to jail. My wife leaves me. My daughter becomes a prostitute! I wind up on death row, sharing a cell with Butch [=McDick=]!]] ''[Calming down]'' No it's fine. I'm calm. Okay. Okay. Let me have one more look at the painting.\\

'''David: [[RunningGag OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD OH GOD!]]'''

'''Bean:''' ''[Stammers]''\\

** A fan managed to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfqyQNJmfR8 edit that scene]] and adding the classic LaughTrack from [[Series/MrBean the TV series]] into it, somehow making it TWICE as funny.

* Some excellent awesome-to-funny MoodWhiplash. After managing to get past some intense security systems with a help of some laxatives, Mr. Bean successfully infiltrates the art gallery and fixes the painting using [[MacGyvering a poster of the Whistler's Mother painting, egg whites, nail polish and gum]]... then hits one of his hands on an outdoor display on his way out.

'''Bean:''' ''[pained noises]''

* Some excellent awesome-to-funny MoodWhiplash. After managing to get past some intense security systems with a help of some laxatives, Mr. Bean successfully infiltrates the art gallery and fixes the painting using [[MacGyvering egg whites, nail polish, gum and a poster]]... then hits his head on an outdoor display on his way out.

'''Bean:''' ''[Pained noises.]''

* Some excellent awesome-to-funny MoodWhiplash. After managing to get past some intense security systems, Mr. Bean successfully infiltrates the art gallery and fixes the painting ...then hits his head on an outdoor display on his way out.

[[caption-width-right:350:'''"[[ClusterFBomb OH, MARY MOTHER OF JESUS! JESUS OF NAZARETH!]]"''']]

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[[caption-width-right:350:Crazier at every turn.]]

** The police then check Bean's identification card, which has him making an over-the-top silly face in the photo. Noticing this, Bean helpfully recreates the same goofy look so they can get a positive ID on him.

* Mr. Bean turning a mundane carnival ride into a nightmare after messing with the ride's stettings (in a call back to a deleted scene from the episode Do It Yourself Mr. Bean). "Brace yourself" indeed.

* The tie in book ''Mr. Bean's Scrapbook'' adds a whole new dimension to the film since we get to see inside Bean's thought processes, and they're just as crazy as you'd think.

* Bean getting arrested by 'Los Angeles Airport Police cops because he pretends to [[TooDumbToLive have a gun at the airport]], highlighted by Bean nervously trembling as he reaches into his jacket and places his "[[FingerGun firearm]]" on the ground. His own thoughts on the matter from the tie-in book:

* During his "speech" for the painting, Bean calls Whistler's mother a "hideous old bat who looked like she had a cactus lodged up her backside".

** After all this, it cuts to Mr. Bean in an ''[[RealityEnsues interrogation room]]'', with a policeman inside.

*** The police check Bean's identification card, which has him making an over-the-top silly face on the photo. Noticing this, Bean helpfully recreates the same goofy look so they can get a positive ID.

* ''Clonk!''* \\
'''Bean:''' ''(Pained noises.)''

** A fan managed to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfqyQNJmfR8 edit that scene]] and adding the classic LaughTrack from [[Series/MrBean the tv series]] into it, somehow making it TWICE as funny.

* ''Clonk''* \\

* When Detective Brutus is shot and rushed to hospital, he briefly comes out of his shock to see that among the surgeons is Mr. Bean; who takes off his mask briefly and gives him a reassuring thumbs-up with his trademark goofy grin. Brutus promptly blacks out, with the look on his face saying [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "yep, I'm screwed"]].

* ''Clonk''* \\

* During his "speech" for the painting, Bean calls Whistler's mother a "hideous old bat who looked like she had a cactus up her backside".

* ''Clonk''* \\

* "[[MathematiciansAnswer Magic!]]" *''Snort snort''*

-->'''Bean:''' Hooray!\\
* ''Clonk''* \\

* ''Clonk''* \\

''[Bean reveals the destroyed painting with his "restoration"]''\\
'''David: [[ClusterFBomb OH JESUS! OH GOD!!! OH JESUS! GOD! OH, MARY MOTHER OF JESUS! JESUS OF NAZARETH!]]''' ''[shuts gallery door]'' Wait a minute! Why am I worrying about this, ''you'' did it! All I have to do is tell them what happened! ''[sigh]'' But they'll ask, 'Who left him ''alone'' with the picture?' And I'll say ''me''. Then they'll say, 'You're fired!' And I'll say, 'Fine!' [[RapidFireNo No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!]] They'll say, 'Firing is not good enough! Let's prosecute him for negligence!' [[SanitySlippage I'm gonna go to jail. My wife leaves me. My daughter becomes a prostitute! I wind up on death row, sharing a cell with Butch [=McDick=]!]] ''[calming down]'' No it's fine. I'm calm. Okay. Okay. Let me have one more look at the painting.\\
''[Bean shows the painting again]''\\