History Funny / BattlefieldEarth

12th Apr '16 8:21:05 AM minikiss
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-->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[BileFascination watch]]''' [[BileFascination a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.

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-->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[BileFascination watch]]''' [[BileFascination a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.mom.
* The Bar scene:
-->'''Terl:''' When you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!
16th Oct '15 9:07:40 AM igordebraga
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* J. D. Shapiro's speech at the Golden Raspberry, most notably when he recited quotes from critics.
-->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[InsultToRocks watch]]''' [[InsultToRocks a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.

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* J. D. Shapiro's CreatorBacklash resulted in two slices of hilarity, [[http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/penned_the_suckiest_movie_ever_sorry_MdXedZpTMWJmfpw80Xc7aO/0 this "apology" article]] and an speech at the Golden Raspberry, most notably when he recited quotes from critics.
-->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[InsultToRocks '''[[BileFascination watch]]''' [[InsultToRocks [[BileFascination a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.
9th Sep '15 1:44:29 PM fq
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--->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[InsultToRocks watch]]''' [[InsultToRocks a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.

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--->'''J.-->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to]] '''[[InsultToRocks watch]]''' [[InsultToRocks a train wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.
16th Jan '15 2:16:05 PM dinner101
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--->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to '''watch''' a train wreck.' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.

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--->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck [[InsultToRocks but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to '''watch''' to]] '''[[InsultToRocks watch]]''' [[InsultToRocks a train wreck.wreck]].' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.
19th Aug '13 1:55:06 PM TwoeyPie
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* J. D. Shapiro's speech at the GoldenRaspberry, most notably when he recited quotes from critics.

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* J. D. Shapiro's speech at the GoldenRaspberry, Golden Raspberry, most notably when he recited quotes from critics.
11th Apr '13 9:57:01 PM FegelCineplex
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--->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to '''watch''' a train wreck.' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.
* "Piece of cake!"
* "War... ning. Warning, warning, warning. Warning. War, ning. Get it?"

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--->'''J. D. Shapiro:''' The New York Times said 'Battlefield Earth is about the extinction of the human race, and after seeing this movie I'm all for it.' From the Banana Daily they said 'I'd like to call this movie a train wreck but that's not really fair to train wrecks. Because people actually want to '''watch''' a train wreck.' And my absolute favourite, '[[ClusterFBomb This is the worst fucking piece of shit fucking movie I've ever had the displeasure of fucking seeing]].' That was from my mom.
* "Piece of cake!"
* "War... ning. Warning, warning, warning. Warning. War, ning. Get it?"
mom.
9th Apr '13 2:37:42 AM FegelCineplex
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* A lot of Terl's lines.
** "You are out of your skull-bone if you think I'm going to write on the report "Shot by man-animal" as the cause of death unless I see it!"
** "Crap-lousy ceilling!"
** "While you were still learning how to '''SPELL YOUR NAME'''... I, was '''''BEING''''' trained, '''TO CONQUER GALAXIES!'''"
** "'''''DO YOU WANT LUNCH?!'''''"
** "Hell, it could even be... ''*jarring music*'' '''[[DecapitationPresentation OUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER]]!'''" ''*cue Ker's [[DullSurprise blank surprise]]*''



* "War... ning. Warning, warning, warning. Warning. War, ning. Get it?"
* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].

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* "War... ning. Warning, warning, warning. Warning. War, ning. Get it?"
* Terl [[spoiler:[[ExplosiveStupidity blowing his]] [[DullSurprise arm off]]]].
it?"
12th Mar '13 3:26:40 AM Rabukurafuto
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** "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Crap]]-lousy ceilling!"

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** "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Crap]]-lousy "Crap-lousy ceilling!"
11th Feb '13 9:40:57 PM skbc1p4res
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** "Hell, it could even be... ''*jarring music*'' '''[[DecapitationPresentation OUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER]]!'''" ''*cue Ker's [[DullSurprise blank surprise]]*''
29th Jan '13 3:09:06 AM FegelCineplex
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Added DiffLines:

* "War... ning. Warning, warning, warning. Warning. War, ning. Get it?"
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