History Funny / BatmanUnderTheRedHood

18th Mar '16 5:45:39 PM Trocheetroper
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-->'''Joker:''' Now that was rude. The first Boy Blunder had some manners. ''(Jason [[BloodyHilarious smiles, blood covering his teeth.)]] I suppose I'm going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I'm just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar.''

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-->'''Joker:''' Now that was rude. The first Boy Blunder had some manners. ''(Jason [[BloodyHilarious smiles, blood covering his teeth.)]] I suppose I'm going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. ({{beat}}) Nah, I'm just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar.''
18th Mar '16 5:44:50 PM Trocheetroper
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-->'''Joker:''' Now that was rude. The first Boy Blunder had some manners. ''(Jason [[BloodyHilarious smiles, blood covering his teeth.)]]''

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-->'''Joker:''' Now that was rude. The first Boy Blunder had some manners. ''(Jason [[BloodyHilarious smiles, blood covering his teeth.)]]'')]] I suppose I'm going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps. Nah, I'm just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar.''
13th Mar '16 1:37:42 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Black Mask''': [[OhCrap Oh, hell.]] (''ducks out of screen and runs as fast as he can to the exit'')

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-->'''Black Mask''': [[OhCrap Oh, hell.]] (''ducks (''runs like a bat out of screen and runs as fast as he can Hell to the exit'')


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** When Red Hood waves at Black Mask, you can tell he has a huge shit-eating grin on his face, and it's almost like you can see it ''through his helmet''.
28th Feb '16 6:27:02 AM ilovehirohamada
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---> '''Joker:''' Can you give me a minute? I was in the middle of killing your entire gang.

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---> '''Joker:''' Can I'm sorry, could you give me a minute? hold on? I was just in the middle of killing setting fire to your entire gang.
25th Jan '16 1:26:01 PM ilovehirohamada
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* Batman grabs a harpoon gun from Nightwing and runs towards the edge of the building* "So should I...? Do you want me to...? Okay, I'll just... take care of this, then."

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* Batman grabs a harpoon gun from Nightwing and runs towards the edge of the building* "So should I...? Do building "So, do you want me to...? Should I...? Okay, I'll just... take care of this, then.this."
5th Jan '16 4:16:59 PM ilovehirohamada
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* Nightwing has several. Of particular note was the bit where he stops to take a sip of tea during a conversation with Bruce. When he looks up, Bruce is in the Batmobile, with the engine running. Nightwing puts his cup down and starts towards it, saying "Could you just ''once'' say 'Let's get in the car'?! Is that too hard?"

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* Nightwing has several. Of particular note was the bit where he stops to take a sip of tea during a conversation with Bruce. When he looks up, Bruce is in the Batmobile, with the engine running. Nightwing puts his cup down and starts towards it, saying "Could you just ''once'' say 'Let's get in the car'?! Is that too so hard?"
15th Dec '15 2:51:12 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Ms. Li:''' (deadpan) I figured.
-->'''Black Mask:''' Just Being Clear.

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-->'''Ms. Li:''' (deadpan) ''(deadpan)'' I figured.
-->'''Black Mask:''' Just Being Clear.being clear.



--->'''Batman:''' All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and then end him.

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--->'''Batman:''' All I've ever wanted to do is kill him. A day doesn't go by I don't think about subjecting him to every horrendous torture he's dealt out to others and then end him.then... ''end him''.



* *Batman grabs a harpoon gun from Nightwing and runs towards the edge of the building* "So should I...? Do you want me to...? Okay, I'll just... take care of this, then."

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* *Batman Batman grabs a harpoon gun from Nightwing and runs towards the edge of the building* "So should I...? Do you want me to...? Okay, I'll just... take care of this, then."



* Batman remembering how he met Jason Todd: specifically, returning to the Batmobile to see Todd ''stealing the tires off the Batmobile.''

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* Batman remembering how he met Jason Todd: specifically, returning to the Batmobile to see Todd Jason ''stealing the tires off the Batmobile.''''
-->'''Batman:''' ''[exasperated]'' Unreal.
* In the fight between Red Hood and Batman, the titular villain rushes Batman, prompting the Dark Knight to throw a bunch of bombs at him. They land at his feet, and you'd expect him to either scream "Oh, hell!" or pull off some impressive stunt to avoid them. Instead, he just stands there, and says:
-->'''Red Hood:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Crap.]]
25th Nov '15 7:37:01 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Joker:''' ''(bends down next to him and grabs him by the hair)'' A little louder, lambchop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory processes.

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-->'''Joker:''' ''(bends down next to him and grabs him by the hair)'' A little louder, lambchop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory processes.oratory.



-->'''Joker:''' Now that was rude. At least the first Boy Blunder had some manners. ''(Jason [[BloodyHilarious smiles, blood covering his teeth.)]]''

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-->'''Joker:''' Now that was rude. At least the The first Boy Blunder had some manners. ''(Jason [[BloodyHilarious smiles, blood covering his teeth.)]]''
23rd Nov '15 12:38:10 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''Joker:''' ''(bending down next to him)'' What's that? ''(grabs him by the hair)'' Pucker up, lambchop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory processes.
-->''(Jason spits blood onto his face. Joker kicks him in the head, stands back up, and wipes his face off.)''

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-->'''Joker:''' ''(bending ''(bends down next to him)'' What's that? ''(grabs him and grabs him by the hair)'' Pucker up, A little louder, lambchop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory processes.
-->''(Jason spits blood onto his face. Joker kicks him in the head, slams his head down, stands back up, and wipes his face off.)''
19th Jul '15 2:03:58 AM MechWarrior
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* Sweet Jesus, where to begin? The Joker naturally is hysterical but it's Black Mask that manages to upstage the Joker in hilarity. Every scene with him in it is either him [[LargeHam vigorously eating the scenery]], him punching his henchmen or him making hilarious faces to bad news. He's pretty much [[SpiderMan J. Jonah Jameson]] if he were a crime boss. It also helps that his female assistant never reacts to any of his outbursts.

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* Sweet Jesus, where to begin? The Joker naturally is hysterical but it's Black Mask that manages to upstage the Joker in hilarity. Every scene with him in it is either him [[LargeHam vigorously eating the scenery]], him punching his henchmen or him making hilarious faces to bad news. He's pretty much [[SpiderMan [[Franchise/SpiderMan J. Jonah Jameson]] if he were a crime boss. It also helps that his female assistant never reacts to any of his outbursts.
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