History Funny / BatmanArkhamCity

-->'''Thug 3:''' It would be funny. Unfortunately, I saw her walk out before the roof blew.

-->'''Strange:''' Oh, I use no tricks, no childish puzzles. I simply created a psychological profile of the man most likely to be the Batman, and then matched it against the most logical candidate. I was right, of course.\\
-->'''Riddler:''' Well, ''who '''is''' he?!''\\

-->'''Riddler:''' I know you were lying, Strange. There's no way that you could have figured it out! It's some kind of trick. It must be!
-->'''Strange:''' Oh, I use no tricks, no childish puzzles. I simply created a psychological profile of the man most likely to be the Batman, and then matched it against the most logical candidate. I was right, of course.
-->'''Riddler:''' Well, ''who '''is''' he?!''
-->'''Strange:''' Ah, but that would spoil the game for you, wouldn't it?
-->'''Riddler:''' You must tell me! I implore you Strange! I-
-->'''Strange:''' Really, Edward? If I could figure it out, it must be ''child's play'' for you.
-->'''Riddler:''' But I... I...
-->'''Strange:''' Interesting. Tell me Edward, how is the Riddler like a blank dictionary?
-->'''Riddler:''' ...
-->'''Strange:''' ''You're '''both''' at a loss for words.''

-->'''Riddler:'' Oh come now. Surely "the great Batman" can progress without cheating and looking for answers online.

-->'''Riddler:'' Cogs? No, he'll work that out. I could steal that shark from Penguin. There's no way he could get past a shark, could he? No, it's got to be better than that. There's too many variables. [[Film/BatmanTheMovie What if he has some sort of shark contingency?]] He'll get past it. [[Film/AustinPowers Lasers? Yes. Lasers. Or dogs? Dogs with lasers!]]

-->'''Mook:'' What is ''wrong'' with the Riddler freak? Doesn't he have anything better to do than leave green question marks all over Arkham City?

-->'''Joker:'' That car will carry you safely to the exit. *beat* [[ForTheEvulz Or was that the car that runs to the incinerator?]]
-->Off-panel: '''[[ManOnFire WHOOM]]'''
-->'''Joker:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Dear, dear. I must be slipping.]]

* Take a closer look at the quarantine notices around Catwoman's apartment. Apparently, it's not just the criminals in Gotham who dabble in murder; so is the housing association.

-->''Anyone left past the due date will be forcibly removed. Failure to comply and [[DisproportionateRetribution you will be shot.]] Any complaints should be sent in writing to GOTHAM CITY HOUSING ASSOCIATION so we can [[BrutalHonesty ignore you anyway.]]
-->'''NO TRESPASSERS'''
-->''These premises are under quarantine. Any trespassers will be [[DisproportionateRetribution shot and burned.]]

** It's even better when the Mook saying that is one of Riddler's "undercover" henchmen.

'''Strange:''' (''almost cheerfully'') [[BluntYes No]].

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-->'''Batman:''' The TV reporter.

-->'''Catwoman:'' Well, [[PetTheDog isn't this nice]]. I guess Batman found your wife after all.
-->'''Mr. Freeze:'' Yes. My beautiful Nora is now safe.
-->'''Catwoman:'' So is now a good time to talk to you about an idea I had to [[Film/BatmanAndRobin steal the Pharaoh's diamond from the Egyptian museum?]] It's really hot there and, well, all this latex really makes a girl sweat...
-->'''Mr. Freeze:'' (''deadpan'') Leave me with my wife, Catwoman.

--->'''Catwoman:'' Hey, Pammy, here's an idea! If you want a boyfriend, how about trying the dating route? Beats this voodoo crap.\\
'''Catwoman:'' Well, what do we have here? Weird, out of place plants...check. Mindless, hypnotized henchman... check. The oh so subtle odor of rotten pumpkin...check. Looks like I've found the entrance to Ivy's lair.

* While taking out Joker's goons in a predator sequence, he might comment that it's starting to look like a [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum re-run of last time]].

* In the {{DLC}}, one of Harley's mooks is lampshading the fact that she just did an "IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou."

---> '''Inmate:''' [[Series/Batman1966 Nananana-nananana, Batmaaaaaan!]]

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[[folder: The Game in General]]

-->'''Batman:''' The T.V. reporter.

---> '''Riddler:''' ''(on the first try)'' You're getting ahead of yourself, Batman. Those contraptions are of little use to you... for now.
---> '''Riddler:''' ''(second try)'' Oh, Dark Knight, you are being impatient. I will reveal the purpose of those when I am good and ready!
---> '''Riddler:''' ''(third try)'' Are you really so stupid that you cannot even understand a simple instruction, Batman? Ugh, don't answer that. The childlike gibberish you are bound to spout will just be embarrassing. Let me explain one last time. Ignore those control boxes for now. They are not activated, as in they ''do not work.'' They will, but only when I am ready. Was that clear enough? Good...

---> '''Riddler:''' ''(after the first try)'' I'm waiting for you in the church, Dark Knight, waiting to prove that I am better than you. Come and see me, if you dare...
---> '''Riddler:''' ''(second try)'' Oh come on, it won't work! A child could see that! You need to come to the church.
---> '''Riddler:''' ''(third and final try)'' Listen to me carefully. I'll speak slowly enough that even you stand a reasonable chance of following this not terribly complicated conversation!! '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis If. You. Want. To. Learn. More. You. Need. To. Go. To. The. CHURCH!!!]]'''
* The first time you encounter Harley, she's cartwheeling and back-flipping down to you. She's actually trying to ATTACK YOU. If you counter her kick, you fling her to the side. If you don't? You get hit in the face, and it seems like you're about to have a fight with Harley...until you take her down in one punch anyway.

'''[[GenreBlindness Mook 1:]]''' I said stay calm! I got a gun pointing at his damn head. [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do?]]\\

* If you go to the Iceberg Lounge early, or attempt to enter the front door where Nora Fries is being kept, Batman can knock on the door and a mook will peek out, grumpily asking what you want [[OhCrap before realizing who he's talking to.]]

** Even better, when one of the thugs answers the door and realizes he's talking to friggin' ''Batman'', he suddenly becomes much more polite and simply says, "[[BlatantLies There's nothing to see here]]. You should go away."

-->'''Catwoman''': Well, [[PetTheDog isn't this nice]]. I guess Batman found your wife after all.
-->'''Mr. Freeze''': Yes. My beautiful Nora is now safe.
-->'''Catwoman''': So is now a good time to talk to you about an idea I had to [[Film/BatmanAndRobin steal the Pharaoh's diamond from the Egyptian museum?]] It's really hot there and, well, all this latex really makes a girl sweat...
-->'''Mr. Freeze''': (''deadpan'') Leave me with my wife, Catwoman.

---> '''Catwoman''': Hey, Pammy, here's an idea! If you want a boyfriend, how about trying the dating route? Beats this voodoo crap.\\
'''Catwoman''': Well, what do we have here? Weird, out of place plants...check. Mindless, hypnotized henchman...check. The oh so subtle odor of rotten pumpkin...check. Looks like I've found the entrance to Ivy's lair.

-->'''Riddler''': Oh come now. Surely "the great Batman" can progress without cheating and looking for answers online.

-->'''Batman''': Please don't lie to me. I just cleaned the last informant's blood off my face.

* Batman's dying, surrounded by assassins, but still manages to crack wise when he gets slapped in the face by Talia Al Gul.

* At the conclusion of the "Fragile Alliance" sidequest to destroy the Titan containers with Bane, this happens:

* Even after [[HumiliationConga being punched off a balcony]] and [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown knocked senseless by Batman]], Penguin still can't resist gloating as he's thrown at the feet of Mr. Freeze. [[ShutUpHannibal Victor isn't in the mood to listen]].

* While not in the main game, the Iceberg Lounge VIP Room Challenge Map has Killer Croc in the background, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent smoking a cigar or delicately handling a drink]]. See it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1aW7w-piCQ here.]]

-->'''Joker:''' You remember Mr. Abramovici, right? Don't worry, Batman, he's mostly ''arm'''less. Get it?
--> Or
-->'''Joker''': Let's give a big hand to Mr. Abramovici. I mean, it's not like he couldn't use one.

--->'''Joker''': Oh, come on! There's always something to learn. Let's start with "Getting Your Ass Kicked 101."

** From a later interview, when Strange brings up Penguin's "monocle."

-->'''Riddler''': Cogs? No, he'll work that out. I could steal that shark from Penguin. There's no way he could get past a shark, could he? No, it's got to be better than that. There's too many variables. [[Film/BatmanTheMovie What if he has some sort of shark contingency?]] He'll get past it. [[Film/AustinPowers Lasers? Yes. Lasers. Or dogs? Dogs with lasers!]]

* The way Batman uses the Batcomputer, without a word, to track villains ''while'' they taunt him about being untraceable. For example, when Zsasz tells Batman that his phone signal has been bounced past so many relays that he's untraceable, Batman immediately begins tracing that signal while he's talking about it. When Riddler talks about his henchmen that are perfectly deep undercover, Batman calls up a database of his known associates ''and'' makes a special bright green overlay for them before the Riddler even finishes his paragraph. Etc.

** In the final tape, the professor asks the nonchalant catburglar if she has feelings for the bat, [[HesNotMyBoyfriend to which she let's out an adorably flustered]] [[BigNo "No!"]] This causes someone even so stoic as Hugo Strange to laugh in amusement at her embarrassment.

[[folder: Funny Mook Conversations]]

--> '''Thug:''' Now don't get too friendly with each other; Penguin's going to make you fight each other for the right to be in his gang. Some of you will probably die. Some of you will probably kill each other. But, when you pass the tests, you get treated real good. [[DudeWheresMyReward Free drinks in the Iceberg Lounge.]]

---> '''Thug 1:''' Look, it'll be fine. We hand Wayne over to that ugly bastard and then we'll all have free drinks in the Iceberg Lounge.

--> '''Thug 1:''' The last thing I saw, Harley lured Batman into the church and then it was blown up.
--> '''Thug 2:''' Wouldn't that mean Harley got blown up, too?
--> '''Thug 1:''' You know how she and her boyfriend are. Joker would probably find that funny.
--> '''Thug 3:''' It would be funny. Unfortunately, I saw her walk out before the roof blew.
--> '''Thug 1:''' Where is she now?
--> '''Thug 3:''' Last I saw, she was driving back to her psychotic boyfriend's steel mill in an ice cream truck.
--> '''Thug 2:''' Sounds about right.

--> '''Thug 1:''' How the hell did Batman get into the museum? That place was locked down tighter than my mother on prom night!
--> '''Thug 2:''' ...What the hell does that mean?
--> '''Thug 1:''' You don't want to know.
--> '''Thug 2:''' Yeah, I do.
--> '''Thug 3:''' Me too!
--> '''Thug 1:''' It doesn't matter! We have more important things to worry about, like what we're going to do if Batman's taken down Penguin.
--> '''Thug 2:''' I got an idea. Maybe we could go see your mother.

** It becomes a serious case of DudeNotFunny when you realize that they are playing to see who gets to [[FridgeHorror thaw out a terminally ill woman and rape her.]]

-->'''Mook 1''': Since when have you been all about reading?
-->'''Mook 2''': ''[offended]'' I read.
-->'''Mook 1''': Porn don't count.
-->'''Mook 2''': Screw you.

** Not to mention the continuation, where "Hammer" gets indignant and demands to know who was talking about him. The second mook panics as he says he can't remember, and "Hammer" laughs and tells him "Calm down, I was just messing with you."

-->'''Mook 1''': Why does Batman goes after us and not Catwoman ? I mean, she's a thief like us, no ?
-->'''Mook 2''': She's prettier than you.
-->'''Mook 3''': No, [[AntiHero I heard she goes both ways.]]
-->'''Mook 2''': [[GirlOnGirlIsHot I bet she does...]]
-->'''Mook 3''': Not like ''that''!

--> '''Mook''': What is ''wrong'' with the Riddler freak? Doesn't he have anything better to do than leave green question marks all over Arkham City?

'''Mook #2:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah! Let's do it]].

* While holed up in Harley Quinn's base in the shipyards, a group of thugs start discussing whether or not Batman really killed the Joker, or if he's still possibly alive. One of them breaks out some in-universe WildMassGuessing, postulating that it [[FanWank could've actually been]] [[DoppelgangerAttack Clayface posing as the Joker]], [[MesACrowd in addition to playing himself]]. [[TakeThatAudience The others dismiss the notion as completely ridiculous]].
* At one point, as Robin in ''Harley Quinn's Revenge'', when you start a fight, one of the mooks yells "It's the Batman's little bitch!"

* If a TYGER helicoper spots you while you're in the middle of beating up a large group of mooks, the pilot may report that Batman is "kicking all kinds of ass down there", saying it just as flat and military as all the other reports.

[[folder: The Comics]]

* The Joker re yceives a house call at the smelting plant from one of Strange's doctors, who informs him that they've isolated the toxin in his blood and [[TooDumbToLive gives him a sample of it]]. Joker, in response, tells the doctor that [[PetTheDog he won't be held accountable for the pain that the illness is causing him, and that he's free to go]].
-->'''Joker''': That car will carry you safely to the exit. *beat* [[ForTheEvulz Or was that the car that runs to the incinerator?]]

-->'''Joker''': [[CrossesTheLineTwice Dear, dear. I must be slipping.]]

-->'''Joker''': So sad...[[VillainHasAPoint no one ever remembers the dead singles and divorcees.]]

-->'''Mook 2''': I bet she does.

* At the end of the game, both of Penguin's hands are wrapped in gauze, making them resemble flippers and making his ineffective tantrum even more pathetic looking

* The Joker receives a house call at the smelting plant from one of Strange's doctors, who informs him that they've isolated the toxin in his blood and [[TooDumbToLive gives him a sample of it]]. Joker, in response, tells the doctor that [[PetTheDog he won't be held accountable for the pain that the illness is causing him, and that he's free to go]].

* When you return to the Steel Mill, you can see in one room that the Abramovici twins are reunited (not literally) behind an elevator gate. If you're persistent, you can quick-throw freeze blast grenades at them individually, thus letting you commence a beatdown on them, that [[GoodBadBugs leaves their character model act in a weird, unhostile way.]] No, this is '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7RHUGajFnk#t=43s NOT a lie]]'''.

* When you return to the Steel Mill, you can see in one room that the Abramovici twins are reunited (not literally) in their brotherhood. If you're persistent, you can quick-throw freeze grenades at them individually, thus letting you commence a beatdown on them, that [[GoodBadBugs leaves their character model act in a weird, unhostile way.]] No, this is '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7RHUGajFnk#t=43s NOT a lie]]'''.

-->'''Joker:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext You're making me late for my spa treatment!]] I mean, it's not like you've got a girl to save anymore, is it? ...oh, I'm ''sorry''! TooSoon?

-->'''Mook 2''': [[BiTheWay I bet she does.]]

---> '''Inmate:''' [[Series/{{Batman}} Nananana-nananana, Batmaaaaaan!]]

-->'''Riddler''': I know you were lying, Strange. There's no way that you could have figured it out! It's some kind of trick. It must be!
-->'''Strange''': Oh, I use no tricks, no childish puzzles. I simply created a psychological profile of the man most likely to be the Batman, and then matched it against the most logical candidate. I was right, of course.
-->'''Riddler''': Well, ''who '''is''' he?!''
-->'''Strange''': Ah, but that would spoil the game for you, wouldn't it?
-->'''Riddler''': You must tell me! I implore you Strange! I-
-->'''Strange''': Really, Edward? If I could figure it out, it must be ''child's play'' for you.
-->'''Riddler''': But I... I...
-->'''Strange''': Interesting. Tell me Edward, how is the Riddler like a blank dictionary?
-->'''Riddler''': ...
-->'''Strange''': ''You're '''both''' at a loss for words.''

*** Goes into BlackComedy when you realize [[spoiler:that in the scenario in which Catwoman didn't save him, he dies and Gotham goes to hell]].

* When Batman and Hugo Strange finally meet face to face, Strange tries to [[BreakThemByTalking break him by talking]]. [[spoiler:Batman simply [[ShutUpHannibal headbutts him in mid-sentence]].]]

* After you have captured the Riddler, you can be a jerk by [[ItMakesSenseInContext standing in front of him]]. You can also gag/ungag [[spoiler:Harley]] later in the game to hear humorous results.

-->'''Mook''': Nothin's gettin' past me.

-->'''Cash''': Is that some kind of hemorrhoid cream?
-->'''Batman''': I doubt it.

* In a [[BlackComedy very dark sense]], this line from ComicBook/TheJoker minutes after killing [[spoiler:Talia Al-Ghul]]:

* Joker explains to his gang members [[spoiler:how he's been cured]], but then compares the whole thing to the revelation of the mystery on a TV show. Then he follows that up with, "[[Series/{{Lost}} How come it all ended in a church?]]"

*** This might also be the cause of a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} in Arkham Knight. [[spoiler: Bane kicked his addiction and returned home to free his people.]]

-->'''Joker''': You remember Mr. Abramovici, right? Don't worry, Batman, he's mostly ''arm'''less. Get it?

* After Joker reveals that [[spoiler:he's poisoned Batman with his own TITAN-tainted blood and shipped more to hospitals in Gotham, Batman immediately assumes that this is Protocol 10. Joker's response-]]

* When you enter the smelting chamber a second time [[spoiler:(before you encounter a tied-up Harley Quinn)]], a mook will imitate Harley and Joker's voices mockingly, and he's pretty good at it.

* While holed up in Harley Quinn's base in the shipyards, a group of thugs start discussing whether or not Batman [[spoiler:really killed the Joker, or if he's still possibly alive]]. One of them breaks out some in-universe WildMassGuessing, postulating that [[spoiler:it [[FanWank could've actually been]] [[DoppelgangerAttack Clayface posing as the Joker]], [[MesACrowd in addition to playing himself]]]]. [[TakeThatAudience The others dismiss the notion as completely ridiculous]].

* During the Harley Quinn DLC, one of her Mooks hits on her. [[spoiler:She's not very pleased.]]

* Normally, what happens when Batman lands amid a group of mooks is that they put up their dukes and ready themselves for a fight. But in Amusement Mile in the aftermath of my game, Batman lands amid a large group of them and one chooses to jump over the side of the building into the water instead. Guess the stress of the game's events was just too much for him.

* When you first encounter Harley Quinn, she'll back flip towards you. You can either let dodge her and she'll just...stop, or you can ''[[WouldHitAGirl punch]]'' [[WouldHitAGirl her to the ground.]]

-->'''Joker:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Two-Face.]] ...Catwoman? *''giggles''* ''[[BlatantLies Batman!]]''

--> '''Joker:''' (speaking to guard) "Think you're safe behind that mask, do you? Give me a five minutes with you and a can opener and I'll have you whimpering like a schoolgirl! You might like it."

-->'''Mook 1:''' Just walk away, and everything will end okay.
-->'''Mook 2:''' What do you mean "End OK?" [[PunctuatedForEmphasis She. Left us. Alone. With. Batman.]]

-->'''Mook 1:''' Keep it together. He's ours. What's he gonna do?
-->'''Mook 2:''' [[SarcasmMode Good poooint.]] I mean it's not like he has a reputation for breaking free of traps and smashing people's faces. Oh no, that's right. ''That's EXACTLY what he does!''
-->'''[[GenreBlindness Mook 1:]]''' I said stay calm! I got a gun pointing at his damn head. [[TemptingFate What's he gonna do?]]
-->'''Mook 2:''' Oh I dunno, Throw a smoke bomb, break your face and string me up from the ceiling?
-->''*Tutorial: '''Drop Smoke Pellet'''.''

-->'''Mr. Freeze''': (Deadpan) Leave me with my wife, Catwoman.

--> '''Catwoman''': Hey, Pammy, here's an idea! If you want a boyfriend, how about trying the dating route? Beats this voodoo crap.
--> '''Catwoman''': Well, what do we have here? Weird, out of place plants...check. Mindless, hypnotized henchman...check. The oh so subtle odor of rotten pumpkin...check. Looks like I've found the entrance to Ivy's lair.

--> Cue Batman sneaking up behind them and knocking them out, or just plain pulling them off the ledge.

''[cue one Assassin jumping down, ready to attack Batman, who easily [[OffhandBackhand grabs her sword from behind, shoves it into the switch, and knocks her out cold]]]''

--->[at least fifteen TYGER guards attack; Bane and Batman take them out in short order.]

-->'''Penguin:''' Welllll, look who it is. Mr. Fr...
-->(Freeze [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome steps on Penguin's broken hand]], making a sickening crunching noise.)
-->'''Penguin:''' AAAAAAIIIIGH! '''AAAAIIIIGGHHH!!'''

-->'''Strange''': Now, one last thing, Mr. Cobblepot. Your face.
-->'''Penguin''': [[SarcasmMode It's beautiful, isn't it?]]

* Mr. Freeze's interview tapes are mostly quite somber, [[AntiVillain for obvious reasons.]] However, one moment from the third interview tape stands out:
--> '''Freeze:''' Do you know what it is to love someone? To ''really'' '''love''' them?
--> '''Strange''' ''(almost cheerfully)'': [[BluntYes No]].

-->'''Joker:''' Protocol 10? (dramatic gasp, then normally-) [[NotMeThisTime Never heard of it...]]

* There's an unexpected one in the model viewer. If look closely at Hugo Strange's clipboard you can see the word '''BATMAN''' [[VideoGame/{{BatmanArkhamAsylum}} scribbled in big, red letters]].

* Blink and you miss it, but occasionally when Cat-woman performs a silent take-down on a mook, [[ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask you can see her checking her nails]] while [[MurderousThighs stifling the victim with her legs]]. [[BrickJoke Maybe she did break that nail...]]

--> '''Thug 1:''' Look, on her prom night, my mom got a little drunk, alright?
--> '''Thug 2:''' Hah, I knew it.
--> '''Thug 1:''' She got a little drunk and butchered her classmates with a potato peeler.
--> '''Thug 3:''' ...what?

-->'''Mook 1:''' Huh. All paper. What are the odds?
-->'''Mook 2:''' Do I look like I [[SelfDeprecation went to school]]?
** It becomes a serious case of [[DudeNotFunny Dude Not Funny]] when you realize that they are playing to see who gets to [[FridgeHorror thaw out a terminally ill woman and rape her.]]

-->'''Mook 1:''' Yeah, think about it. [''In flat, robotic voice complete with mechanical movements''] "Freeze, Batman. I am a man in a refrigerator. Do you want ice with that?"
-->'''Mook 2:''' [''Laughs'']

-->'''Mook 1''' Me, I prefer the hammer. More personal, you know? You can feel every blow. Understand the complexity of the human body as it's deconstructed into a primordial sludge.
-->'''Mook 2''' That's deep, man. I had you all wrong. I was told you just liked hitting people with hammers.

-->'''Mook (imitates Harley):''' Oh, Mistah J, please hurt me some more.
-->'''Mook (imitates Joker):''' Okay, my dear. Why don't you go out and fight Batman while I make a daring escape?
-->'''[[{{Beat}} Stunned Silence]]'''
-->'''Second Mook:''' [[DoNotTauntCthulhu You'd better hope they didn't hear that!]]

-->'''Mook #1:''' (''staring over the wall'') How the hell are we supposed to get in there?
-->'''Mook #2:''' There's gotta be a way. {{What would|XDo}} [[CrazyPrepared Batman]] [[WhatWouldXDo do?]]
-->'''Mook #1:''' Do I ''look'' like Batman?
-->'''Mook #2:''' No, I mean [[DungeonBypass he could get in]]. How'd you think he'd do it?
-->'''Mook #3:''' He'd use his [[BuffySpeak grapple thing]]. I guess he could go in through the main tower.
-->'''Mook #1:''' Great! Have you got one?
-->'''Mook #3:''' ...Nah.
-->'''Mook #1:''' Okay, [[LetMeGetThisStraight let's get this straight]]. The only way in is through one of the main cooling tunnels.
-->'''Mook #2:''' S'pose.
-->'''Mook #1:''' [[EverythingTryingToKillYou The tunnel full of boiling water and poisonous gas?]]
-->'''Mook #2:''' [[SuicidalOverconfidence Yeah, we could build a boat!]]
-->'''Mook #1:''' [[DeadlyGas And the gas?]]
-->'''Mook #3:''' [[CaptainObvious Gas masks?]]
-->'''Mook #1:''' So... [[LetMeGetThisStraight let's get this straight]]. You [[SarcasmMode geniuses]] think that the best way in is to build a boat and sail across a boiling ocean wearing gas masks to ''[[EpicFail stop]]'' us getting killed?
-->'''Mook #2:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Yeah! Let's do it]].

-->'''Inmate (fighting Catwoman):''' I will make you ''meow'', bitch!

--> '''Inmate:''' [[Series/{{Batman}} Nananana-nananana, Batmaaaaaan!]]
* Inmate, "If I find out all of this is for some crazy TV show, I'm gonna find the one who put me in this freezer, and kill him!" The actor's delivery makes it even more funny.