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28th May '17 3:57:29 AM ImSpidey2
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* "[[Creator/BillJemas BILL JEMAS]], ''[[CriticalResearchFailure YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!!]]'' PLAIN AND SIMPLE!"

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* "[[Creator/BillJemas BILL JEMAS]], "BILL JEMAS, ''[[CriticalResearchFailure YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!!]]'' PLAIN AND SIMPLE!"
28th May '17 3:56:55 AM ImSpidey2
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* "[[Creator/BillJemas BILL JEMAS]], ''[[CriticalResearchFailure YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!!]]'' PLAIN AND SIMPLE!"
23rd May '17 8:03:43 AM Asue
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** It becomes a RunningGag during the following issues' reviews.
19th May '17 4:55:33 PM MCanter89
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* His utter glee at seeing [[MushroomSamba Mr. T fighting demonic dinosaurs in a drug-induced hallucination.]]

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* His utter glee at seeing [[MushroomSamba Mr. T fighting demonic dinosaurs in a drug-induced hallucination.]]hallucination]].



-->'''Judas Traveller:''' ... Caught in the crossfire of human existence,

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-->'''Judas Traveller:''' ... Caught in the crossfire of human existence,existence,\\
19th May '17 2:31:33 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''Pollo''': *looks in from the left side of the screen, then looks at the camera* [[AC:Um... give us a second here, people. It's Marville time again.]]

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--->'''Pollo''': *looks --->'''Pollo:''' ''(looks in from the left side of the screen, then looks at the camera* camera)'' [[AC:Um... give us a second here, people. It's Marville time again.]]



-->'''Mickey''': Let me get this straight.
-->'''Linkara''': Oh, why start now.
-->'''Mickey''': Are you an X-man or an…
-->'''Lucy''': He's an ex-otter — he's the first animal to mutate into a human.
-->'''Linkara''': Okay. One, no. Two, GOD no. Three, that was a terrible pun. Four, '''NO, NO, NO!!'''

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-->'''Mickey''': -->'''Mickey:''' Let me get this straight.
-->'''Linkara''':
straight.\\
'''Linkara:'''
Oh, why start now.
-->'''Mickey''':
now?\\
'''Mickey:'''
Are you an X-man or an…
-->'''Lucy''':
an...\\
'''Lucy:'''
He's an ex-otter -- he's the first animal to mutate into a human.
-->'''Linkara''':
human.\\
'''Linkara:'''
Okay. One, One: no. Two, GOD Two: GOD, no. Three, Three: that was a terrible pun. Four, '''NO, NO, NO!!'''



-->'''Mickey''': What happened?
-->'''Jack''': Peace stopped winning the votes.
-->'''Mickey''': What happened?
-->'''Jack''': Religion happened. Patriotism happened. Voting stopped happening.
-->'''Linkara:''' Well, thank you for that gross oversimplification and inaccurate look at the world and human beings. I hope you step on a LEGO brick in the middle of the night.

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-->'''Mickey''': -->'''Mickey:''' What happened?
-->'''Jack''':
happened?\\
'''Jack:'''
Peace stopped winning the votes.
-->'''Mickey''':
votes.\\
'''Mickey:'''
What happened?
-->'''Jack''':
happened?\\
'''Jack:'''
Religion happened. Patriotism happened. Voting stopped happening.
-->'''Linkara:'''
happening.\\
'''Linkara:'''
Well, thank you for that gross oversimplification and inaccurate look at the world and human beings. I hope you step on a LEGO brick in the middle of the night.



-->'''Linkara:''' Genetic fail-safes? You mean the fact that their biology is incompatible? That's not a fail-safe it's just common friggin' sense! Oh man! My screwdriver is incompatible with my headache pills! Clearly God programmed them so they would not be able to breed together and have Phillips head gel caps! (headache pills shake)

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-->'''Linkara:''' Genetic fail-safes? You mean the fact that their biology is incompatible? That's not a fail-safe it's just common friggin' sense! Oh man! My screwdriver is incompatible with my headache pills! Clearly God programmed them so they would not be able to breed together and have Phillips head gel caps! (headache ''(headache pills shake)shake)''



-->'''Jack:''' What could be more impressive?
-->'''Linkara:''' Ohhh, ComicBooks/{{Watchmen}}, [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree pizza deliveries in 30 minutes or less]], [[MundaneMadeAwesome disposable cameras, fast food drive thrus, cellular telephones]], [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla movies]], Toys/BeanieBabies, [[Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy digital watches]], [[ProductPlacement my DVD on sale now]], Creator/MrT, [[LeParkour parkour enthusiasts]], [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments cancer researchers]], Creator/StephenSondheim, [[TheWorldIsJustAwesome the miracle that is everyday existence]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the]] [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan second]], [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock third]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome fourth]], [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry sixth]] [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact and eighth]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Star Trek movies]]. (''{{Beat}}'') There's more, but I think that covers a ''wide'' range of things in particular ''that are more impressive.''

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-->'''Jack:''' What could be more impressive?
-->'''Linkara:'''
impressive?\\
'''Linkara:'''
Ohhh, ComicBooks/{{Watchmen}}, [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree pizza deliveries in 30 minutes or less]], [[MundaneMadeAwesome disposable cameras, fast food drive thrus, cellular telephones]], [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Godzilla movies]], Toys/BeanieBabies, [[Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy digital watches]], [[ProductPlacement my DVD on sale now]], Creator/MrT, [[LeParkour parkour enthusiasts]], [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments cancer researchers]], Creator/StephenSondheim, [[TheWorldIsJustAwesome the miracle that is everyday existence]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and the]] [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan second]], [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock third]], [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome fourth]], [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry sixth]] [[Film/StarTrekFirstContact and eighth]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Star Trek movies]]. (''{{Beat}}'') There's more, but I think that covers a ''wide'' range of things in particular ''that are more impressive.''



-->'''Narrator''': No one knows the name he used before he came to call himself Harvest.
-->'''Linkara''': For the record, though, it was Farmer Steve.
-->'''Narrator''': He alone knows where he came from… and when.
-->'''Linkara''': Harvest-eye Joe. Where did you come from, where did you go?

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' No one knows the name he used before he came to call himself Harvest.
-->'''Linkara''':
Harvest.\\
'''Linkara:'''
For the record, though, it was Farmer Steve.
-->'''Narrator''':
Steve.\\
'''Narrator:'''
He alone knows where he came from… and when.
-->'''Linkara''':
when.\\
'''Linkara:'''
Harvest-eye Joe. Where did you come from, where did you go?



-->'''Linkara''': Aaaaaaaaand here's your NightmareFuel (close-up of Greedly's face)
-->'''Audience''': *screams*

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Aaaaaaaaand here's your NightmareFuel (close-up NightmareFuel! ''(close-up of Greedly's face)
-->'''Audience''': *screams*
face)''\\
'''Audience:''' ''(screams)''



-->'''Linkara:''' Warblade runs at Superboy, ready to gut him... And then gets hit by a rock thrown by Dawnstar... that knocks him out. So lava, heavy collisions, repeated punches to the face, none of those phase Warblade, but you throw a single rock at him-- ''(waves arms around in prissy fashion)'' --and he just, can't handle it. ''[{{facepalm}}]''

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-->'''Linkara:''' Warblade runs at Superboy, ready to gut him... And then gets hit by a rock thrown by Dawnstar... that knocks him out. So lava, heavy collisions, repeated punches to the face, none of those phase Warblade, but you throw a single rock at him-- him -- ''(waves arms around in prissy fashion)'' --and -- and he just, can't handle it. ''[{{facepalm}}]''
18th May '17 5:26:40 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''[[Series/ThePriceIsRight Rich Fields]]''': A NEW CAR!
-->'''Linkara''': No, because that would actually be a worthwhile prize.

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-->'''[[Series/ThePriceIsRight Rich Fields]]''': Fields]]:''' A NEW CAR!
-->'''Linkara''':
CAR!\\
'''Linkara:'''
No, because that would actually be a worthwhile prize.



-->'''Linkara impersonating Ridge''': "I say, old boy, how very rude of you to not murder other innocent teenagers! That's just not done!" *[[DistinguishedGentlemansPipe chomps pipe]]*

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-->'''Linkara impersonating Ridge''': "I (as Ridge):''' I say, old boy, how very rude of you to not murder other innocent teenagers! That's just not done!" *[[DistinguishedGentlemansPipe done!
''([[DistinguishedGentlemansPipe
chomps pipe]]*pipe]])''



-->'''Rose Wilson''': "Focus, Red Robin! I want your full attention as I exploit this distraction!"

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-->'''Rose Wilson''': "Focus, Wilson:''' Focus, Red Robin! I want your full attention as I exploit this distraction!"distraction!



-->'''Linkara''': Warblade runs at Superboy, ready to gut him... And then gets hit by a rock thrown by Dawnstar... that knocks him out. So lava, heavy collisions, repeated punches to the face, none of those phase Warblade, but you throw a single rock at him- ''[waves arms around in prissy fashion]'' -and he just, can't handle it. ''[{{facepalm}}]''

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Warblade runs at Superboy, ready to gut him... And then gets hit by a rock thrown by Dawnstar... that knocks him out. So lava, heavy collisions, repeated punches to the face, none of those phase Warblade, but you throw a single rock at him- ''[waves him-- ''(waves arms around in prissy fashion]'' -and fashion)'' --and he just, can't handle it. ''[{{facepalm}}]''



-->'''Bunker:''' I like this group thinking-thing. 'Cause I know you're all checking me out with you minds!

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-->'''Bunker:''' I like this group thinking-thing. 'Cause I know you're all checking me out with you minds!minds!\\



-->'''Linkara:''' Superboy comes up with a plan: focusing his telekinetic powers through the Lariat and into Harvest. And here's something that I know is gonna really shock and surprise you, guys... ''(leans towards camera to whisper) It doesn't work.

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-->'''Linkara:''' Superboy comes up with a plan: focusing his telekinetic powers through the Lariat and into Harvest. And here's something that I know is gonna really shock and surprise you, guys... ''(leans towards camera to whisper) whisper)'' It doesn't work.
18th May '17 12:39:17 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Linkara''': Wonder Girl says he doesn't know everything about her... For no reason...
'''Harvest''': Of couwse I do! I come from a time and pwace where you have wong been consumed by your own power! A power dat means nothing to me!
'''Linkara:''' '''Then why did you kidnap her to try to make her join the Ravagers?!'''

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-->'''Linkara''': Wonder Girl says he doesn't know everything about her... For no reason...
reason...\\
'''Harvest''': Of couwse I do! I come from fwom a time and pwace where you have wong been consumed by your own power! A power dat means nothing to me!
me!\\
'''Linkara:''' '''Then ''Then why did you kidnap her to try to make her join the Ravagers?!'''Ravagers?!''
18th May '17 12:37:48 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Bunker''': I like this group thinking-thing. 'Cause I know you're all checking me out with you minds!
-->'''Linkara impersonating a Legion/Titans member''': Damn this telepathy, he knows!

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-->'''Bunker''': -->'''Bunker:''' I like this group thinking-thing. 'Cause I know you're all checking me out with you minds!
-->'''Linkara impersonating '''Linkara (as a Legion/Titans member''': member):''' Damn this telepathy, he knows!



-->'''Linkara''': Is it in their contract that they can't be fired for five years? Is the starting salary in the six digit range? Is he allowed to be as rude to customers as he wants?! HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO WORK FOR YOU?!

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Is it in their contract that they can't be fired for five years? Is the starting salary in the six digit range? Is he allowed to be as rude to customers as he wants?! HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO WORK FOR YOU?!



* Harvest's voice becoming Paradox's from the ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''.

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* Harvest's voice becoming Paradox's [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Paradox]]'s from the ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''.



-->'''Linkara''': '''''Then WHY did you JOIN THEM?!?!'''''

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' '''''Then WHY did you JOIN THEM?!?!'''''



-->'''Harvest''':This is why I started N.O.W.H.E.R.E.!
-->'''Linkara as Harvest''': To kill teenagers from the future! *beat* When I say that out loud, it does sound kind of dumb, actually..."

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-->'''Harvest''':This -->'''Harvest:''' This is why I started N.O.W.H.E.R.E.!
-->'''Linkara
!\\
'''Linkara
as Harvest''': Harvest:''' To kill teenagers from the future! *beat* fwom da fuhwcha! ''(beat)'' When I say that out loud, woud, it does sound kind of dumb, actually...actuawwy..."



-->'''Linkara''': All the while, Harvest continues to whine that he has great vision and seeks a better world and- [[NotSoStoic oh my god, shut up, you stupid waste of a good character design!]]

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' All the while, Harvest continues to whine that he has great vision and seeks a better world and- and-- [[NotSoStoic oh my god, shut up, you stupid waste of a good character design!]]



--> '''Kid Flash''': Right?! If we got a vote, it would've been a unanimous "nah!"
--> '''Linkara''': Ooh, sick burn there, Kid Flash. *blows party horn*

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--> '''Kid Flash''': -->'''Kid Flash:''' Right?! If we got a vote, it would've been a unanimous "nah!"
--> '''Linkara''':
"nah!"\\
'''Linkara:'''
Ooh, sick burn there, Kid Flash. *blows ''(blows party horn*horn)''



-->'''Linkara''': Wonder Girl wraps her lasso around his arm.
-->'''Harvest''': Just as you were supposed to, Wonder Girl!
-->'''Linkara as Harvest''': And now you have ripped my arm from my body... Everything is going according to plan. My plan is great!

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Wonder Girl wraps her lasso around his arm.
-->'''Harvest''':
arm.\\
'''Harvest:'''
Just as you were supposed to, Wonder Girl!
-->'''Linkara as Harvest''':
Giwl!\\
'''Linkara (as Harvest):'''
And now you have ripped wipped my arm from awm fwom my body... Everything Evewything is going according accowding to plan. pwan. My plan pwan is great!gweat!



-->'''Harvest''': Of course I do! I come from a time and place where you have long been consumed by your own power! A power that means nothing to me!
-->'''Linkara''': '''Then why did you kidnap her to try to make her join the Ravagers?!'''

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-->'''Harvest''': '''Harvest''': Of course couwse I do! I come from a time and place pwace where you have long wong been consumed by your own power! A power that dat means nothing to me!
-->'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' '''Then why did you kidnap her to try to make her join the Ravagers?!'''



-->'''Linkara''': Superboy comes up with a plan: focusing his telekinetic powers through the Lariat and into Harvest. And here's something that I know is gonna really shock and surprise you, guys...
--> *leans towards camera to whisper*
-->'''Linkara''': It doesn't work.

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Superboy comes up with a plan: focusing his telekinetic powers through the Lariat and into Harvest. And here's something that I know is gonna really shock and surprise you, guys...
--> *leans
guys... ''(leans towards camera to whisper*
-->'''Linkara''':
whisper) It doesn't work.



-->'''Linkara''': While Harvest flies off, Gates meets up with the Legion and reveals the time bubble to them.
-->'''Gates''': --And then we can use this time machine to return home!
-->'''Linkara''': Aaaaaand an editor's box tells us "find out how badly that goes in Legion Lost #10." Well, thanks for spoiling to us that things don't go well, because building suspense and intrigue would just be stupid. Then again, what should I expect from the editors who can't remember things said on the same damn page?

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' While Harvest flies off, Gates meets up with the Legion and reveals the time bubble to them.
-->'''Gates''':
them.\\
'''Gates:'''
--And then we can use this time machine to return home!
-->'''Linkara''':
home!\\
'''Linkara:'''
Aaaaaand an editor's box tells us "find out how badly that goes in Legion Lost #10." Well, thanks for spoiling to us that things don't go well, because building suspense and intrigue would just be stupid. Then again, what should I expect from the editors who can't remember things said on the same damn page?



-->'''Harvest''': I won this battle long before you uncovered the first hint of my existence.
-->'''Linkara as Harvest''': My huge facility is destroyed, my Ravagers are in shambles, the Culling has stopped, and everyone now knows I'm around. Yep, pretty much a 100% victory for me. My plan is great!

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-->'''Harvest''': -->'''Harvest:''' I won this battle long dis battwe wong before you uncovered the first da fiwst hint of my existence.
-->'''Linkara as Harvest''':
existence.\\
'''Linkara (as Harvest)'''
My huge facility faciwity is destroyed, destwoyed, my Ravagers Wavagers are in shambles, the Culling shambwes, da Cuwwing has stopped, and everyone evewybody now knows I'm around. awound. Yep, pretty pwetty much a 100% victory victowy for me. My plan pwan is great!gweat!



-->'''Narration''': Mere moments later, the N.O.W.H.E.R.E. complex is consumed by flames and fury.
-->'''Linkara as the narrator''': [[LazyArtist We could not afford neither flames nor fury, so enjoy this giant "kwakaboom" sound effect instead.]]

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-->'''Narration''': -->'''Narration:''' Mere moments later, the N.O.W.H.E.R.E. complex is consumed by flames and fury.
-->'''Linkara as the narrator''':
fury.\\
'''Linkara (as The Narrator):'''
[[LazyArtist We could not afford neither flames nor fury, so enjoy this giant "kwakaboom" sound effect instead.]]



-->'''Alpha 5''': That didn't go very well, did it?
-->'''Linkara (as Zordon)''': Don't worry Alpha, just wait until they find out I slashed their tires. They aren't going anywhere.

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-->'''Alpha 5''': 5:''' That didn't go very well, did it?
-->'''Linkara
it?\\
'''Linkara
(as Zordon)''': Zordon):''' Don't worry Alpha, just wait until they find out I slashed their tires. They aren't going anywhere.



--> '''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' Aye sir.
--> '''Linkara!Kirk:''' Now set a course for... the future! [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} At ludicrous speed.]]
--> '''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' Aye sir...
--> '''Linkara!Kirk:''' Now, put on this clown costume.
--> '''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' But sir!
--> '''Linkara!Kirk:''' Dammit lieutenant, I am in the chair!

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--> '''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' -->'''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' Aye sir.
-->
sir.\\
'''Linkara!Kirk:''' Now set a course for... the future! [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} At ludicrous speed.]]
-->
]]\\
'''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' Aye sir...
-->
sir...\\
'''Linkara!Kirk:''' Now, put on this clown costume.
-->
costume.\\
'''Linkara!Lieutenant:''' But sir!
-->
sir!\\
'''Linkara!Kirk:''' Dammit lieutenant, I am in the chair!



--> "Thou are as fat as butter!"
--> "So, the games afoot!" Linkara: "Tune thy instrument!"

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--> "Thou -->"Thou are as fat as butter!"
-->
butter!"\\\
"So, the games afoot!" Linkara: afoot!"\\\
"Tune thy instrument!"



--> "[=McCoy=]'s a great doctor. "What the hell is this stuff, Jell-O? Well, I'll just inject this stuff into him, that'll probably help..."

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--> "[=McCoy=]'s -->"[=McCoy=]'s a great doctor. "What the hell is this stuff, Jell-O? Well, I'll just inject this stuff into him, that'll probably help..."



-->'''Linkara as Beak-Lady''': You know what I've always wanted all my life? A bird beak, that would not allow me to chew my food. That would be awesome!

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-->'''Linkara as Beak-Lady''': (as Beak-Lady):''' You know what I've always wanted all my life? A bird beak, that would not allow me to chew my food. That would be awesome!



-->'''Linkara''': I mean they look like little cybermats but with legs, they're adorable! I don't care that they wanna kill me, they look so ''cuuute!''

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' I mean they look like little cybermats but with legs, they're adorable! I don't care that they wanna kill me, they look so ''cuuute!''



-->'''Linkara:''' (exasperated) Starchild... (shakes head) ... [[spoiler:(happily; gives a thumbs up) This is the ''best plan ever''!]]

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-->'''Linkara:''' (exasperated) ''(exasperated)'' Starchild... (shakes head) ... [[spoiler:(happily; ''(shakes head)'' ... [[spoiler:''(happily; gives a thumbs up) up)'' This is the ''best plan ever''!]]



-->Are you Batman or Superman? Make a choice! Unless you're Space Jesus, which makes things even worse.

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-->Are -->"Are you Batman or Superman? Make a choice! Unless you're Space Jesus, which makes things even worse."



'''Linkara as Detective Raven:''' On the plus side, I've got a perfect ComicBook/TwoFace cosplay for conventions.

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'''Linkara as (as Detective Raven:''' Raven):''' On the plus side, I've got a perfect ComicBook/TwoFace cosplay for conventions.



-->'''Spidey''': You have my word before God that I'm going to find the man responsible for those murders.
-->'''Linkara as Spidey''': I swear thorough the use of my telepathic powers, which I must have, since otherwise it's kind of difficult for me to swear anything to God to you, Detective.

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-->'''Spidey''': -->'''Spidey:''' You have my word before God that I'm going to find the man responsible for those murders.
-->'''Linkara as Spidey''':
murders.\\
'''Linkara (as Spidey):'''
I swear thorough the use of my telepathic powers, which I must have, since otherwise it's kind of difficult for me to swear anything to God to you, Detective.



-->'''Judas Traveller''': ... Caught in the crossfire of human existence,
-->'''Linkara''': TitleDrop!
-->'''Judas Traveller''': And my eyes have beheld such struggle, such suffering, such '''unmitigated EVIL'''...
-->'''Linkara''': Such '''BOREDOM'''! We get it, asshole, you're mysterious and crap! '''Get on with it'''!
-->'''Linkara''': Traveler probably took tips from Harvest on idiot plans.
-->'''Judas Traveller''': You're right, of course. I'm not God.
-->'''Linkara''': And everyone breathe a sigh of relief there, because if he was God, then things would be more messed up than they already are.
-->'''Judas Traveller''': No, I'm not God-- But I'm close.
-->'''Linkara''': Then I've only got one question for you, Judie: [[ShoutOut What does God need with a]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Spider-Man?]]
-->'''Spidey''': How could you do this? Why?
-->'''Judas Traveller''': I am doing nothing. It is my host.
-->'''Linkara''': The host... That ''you'' sent to do that... You are a dumb character.
-->'''Scrier''': Be careful.
-->'''Judas Traveller''': Do not presume to warn '''ME''', Scrier!
-->'''[=MST3K=] Clip''': You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to Hell.

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-->'''Judas Traveller''': ...Traveller:''' ... Caught in the crossfire of human existence,
-->'''Linkara''': TitleDrop!
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
'''Linkara:''' TitleDrop!\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
And my eyes have beheld such struggle, such suffering, such '''unmitigated EVIL'''...
-->'''Linkara''':
EVIL'''...\\
'''Linkara:'''
Such '''BOREDOM'''! We get it, asshole, you're mysterious and crap! '''Get on with it'''!
-->'''Linkara''': Traveler
it'''!\\
'''Linkara:''' Traveller
probably took tips from Harvest on idiot plans.
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
plans.\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
You're right, of course. I'm not God.
-->'''Linkara''':
God.\\
'''Linkara:'''
And everyone breathe a sigh of relief there, because if he was God, then things would be more messed up than they already are.
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
are.\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
No, I'm not God-- God -- But I'm close.
-->'''Linkara''':
close.\\
'''Linkara:'''
Then I've only got one question for you, Judie: [[ShoutOut What does God need with a]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Spider-Man?]]
-->'''Spidey''':
Spider-Man?]]\\
'''Spidey:'''
How could you do this? Why?
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
Why?\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
I am doing nothing. It is my host.
-->'''Linkara''':
host.\\
'''Linkara:'''
The host... That ''you'' sent to do that... You are a dumb character.
-->'''Scrier''':
character.\\
'''Scrier:'''
Be careful.
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
careful.\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
Do not presume to warn '''ME''', Scrier!
-->'''[=MST3K=] Clip''':
Scrier!\\
'''[=MST3K=] Clip:'''
You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to Hell.



-->'''Judas Traveller''': I want to ''know'' you Spider-Man... down to the cellular level. I want to understand you in a way even ''you'' can't.
-->'''Linkara as Judas Traveller''': Here is a list of questions in a non-specific order. Are you allergic to peanuts? If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Do you prefer the normal chocolate tootsie rolls, or the different flavoured ones?
-->'''Linkara!Judas''': Does this bug you? I'm not touching you...
-->'''Judas Traveller''': The suffering I've known in my years on this earth, dwarfs anything in your pitiful existence.
-->'''Linkara!Judas''': But I will not actually disclose what any of that pain was, because it hasn't been written yet.
-->'''Judas Traveller''': Just the smallest taste of it... *Judas attacks Spidey with 'his pain'*
-->'''Spidey''': AAAAAHHHH!
-->'''Linkara!Spidey''': My god! It's so non-specific it hurts and explains absolutely nothing and it doesn't actually answer my questions- AAAAHHH!

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-->'''Judas Traveller''': Traveller:''' I want to ''know'' you Spider-Man... down to the cellular level. I want to understand you in a way even ''you'' can't.
-->'''Linkara as
can't.\\
'''Linkara (as
Judas Traveller''': Traveller):''' Here is a list of questions in a non-specific order. Are you allergic to peanuts? If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Do you prefer the normal chocolate tootsie rolls, or the different flavoured ones?
-->'''Linkara!Judas''':
ones?\\\
'''Linkara!Judas:'''
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you...
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
you...\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
The suffering I've known in my years on this earth, dwarfs anything in your pitiful existence.
-->'''Linkara!Judas''':
existence.\\
'''Linkara!Judas:'''
But I will not actually disclose what any of that pain was, because it hasn't been written yet.
-->'''Judas Traveller''':
yet.\\
'''Judas Traveller:'''
Just the smallest taste of it... *Judas (Judas attacks Spidey with 'his pain'*
-->'''Spidey''': AAAAAHHHH!
-->'''Linkara!Spidey''':
"his pain")\\
'''Spidey:''' AAAAAHHHH!\\
'''Linkara!Spidey:'''
My god! It's so non-specific it hurts and explains absolutely nothing and it doesn't actually answer my questions- questions -- AAAAHHH!



-->'''Bad Exposition Guy''': It appears to be a transpatial time vortex. It was ''not'' in the calculations.
-->'''Linkara as Bad Exposition Guy''': I know what it is because... Well, I had to say it, or else the audience wouldn't know what the hell is going on.

to:

-->'''Bad Exposition Guy''': Guy:''' It appears to be a transpatial time vortex. It was ''not'' in the calculations.
-->'''Linkara as
calculations.\\
'''Linkara (as
Bad Exposition Guy''': Guy):''' I know what it is because... Well, I had to say it, or else the audience wouldn't know what the hell is going on.



-->'''Spidey''': You can let him know that I'm really not all that hard to understand...
-->'''Linkara''': Yeah, just be a boiling pot of barely contained angst... coupled with quips, and the inability to learn from your mistakes.

to:

-->'''Spidey''': -->'''Spidey:''' You can let him know that I'm really not all that hard to understand...
-->'''Linkara''':
understand...\\
'''Linkara:'''
Yeah, just be a boiling pot of barely contained angst... coupled with quips, and the inability to learn from your mistakes.



-->'''Linkara''': And so, our comic ends with a reminder to me of ComicBook/OneMoreDay's idiocy, as Mary Jane reunites with Peter on the rooftop
-->'''Narration''': [[HarsherInHindsight Peter has Mary Jane... They are happy... And that is more than enough.]]
-->'''Linkara''': [[HaHaHaNo A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-ha, these comics suck]].

to:

-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' And so, our comic ends with a reminder to me of ComicBook/OneMoreDay's idiocy, as Mary Jane reunites with Peter on the rooftop
-->'''Narration''':
rooftop.\\
'''Narration:'''
[[HarsherInHindsight Peter has Mary Jane... They are happy... And that is more than enough.]]
-->'''Linkara''':
]]\\
'''Linkara:'''
[[HaHaHaNo A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ha-ha, these comics suck]].



--> ''[[YouNeedToGetLaid Let me know when you get a girlfriend; I'll throw you a parade.]]''

to:

--> ''[[YouNeedToGetLaid -->"[[YouNeedToGetLaid Let me know when you get a girlfriend; I'll throw you a parade.]]'']]"



--> '''Jaeris:''' ''This looks simple enough.''
--> '''Linkara:''' ''It's designed to be idiot-proof, please don't disappoint me.''

to:

--> '''Jaeris:''' ''This -->'''Jaeris:''' This looks simple enough.''
-->
\\
'''Linkara:''' ''It's It's designed to be idiot-proof, please don't disappoint me.''



-->'''Linkara:''' ''The monolith is good, the penis is evil!''

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' ''The The monolith is good, the penis is evil!''evil!



-->'''Narrator''': What happens to the [[Franchise/TheFlash Fastest Man Alive]] when he battles the slowest man on earth?
-->'''Linkara''': He wins? Except even faster than normal?
-->'''Narrator''': Is his incredible speed a help--or a hindrance?
-->'''Linkara''': This gonna be like a tortoise and the hare kind of thing? Because my money's still on the fast guy.

-->'''Narrator''': Now let's turn time back a short while when... Over Central City-
-->'''Linkara''': Central to what exactly?
-->'''Narrator''': -An unexpected storm rages--electrical bolts striking jaggedly in all directions...
-->'''Linkara''': As opposed to those lightning bolts that are completely in a straight line or go at right angles to form a square.

to:

-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' What happens to the [[Franchise/TheFlash Fastest Man Alive]] when he battles the slowest man on earth?
-->'''Linkara''':
earth?\\
'''Linkara:'''
He wins? Except even faster than normal?
-->'''Narrator''':
normal?\\
'''Narrator:'''
Is his incredible speed a help--or help -- or a hindrance?
-->'''Linkara''':
hindrance?\\
'''Linkara:'''
This gonna be like a tortoise and the hare kind of thing? Because my money's still on the fast guy.

-->'''Narrator''':
guy.\\\
'''Narrator:'''
Now let's turn time back a short while when... Over Central City-
-->'''Linkara''':
City--\\
''Linkara:'''
Central to what exactly?
-->'''Narrator''': -An
exactly?\\
'''Narrator:''' --An
unexpected storm rages--electrical rages -- electrical bolts striking jaggedly in all directions...
-->'''Linkara''':
directions...\\
'''Linkara:'''
As opposed to those lightning bolts that are completely in a straight line or go at right angles to form a square.



-->'''Police Officer''': Glad you folks weren't hurt! That stray was fired by the Turtle Man -- making a getaway!
-->'''Linkara''': Damn those Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles! Ever since they discovered they could use guns, they've become villains, firing bullets wildly into the air!
-->'''Barry Allen''': The Turtle Man? That's the criminal called "The Slowest Man on Earth"!
-->'''Linkara''': Then why are you having such problems catching him? Are you guys just humouring him because you feel sorry for him?
-->'''[=MST3K=] Clip''': This is worse than that time we were jumped by that garden slug!

to:

-->'''Police Officer''': Officer:''' Glad you folks weren't hurt! That stray was fired by the Turtle Man -- making a getaway!
-->'''Linkara''':
getaway!\\
'''Linkara:'''
Damn those Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles! Ever since they discovered they could use guns, they've become villains, firing bullets wildly into the air!
-->'''Barry Allen''':
air!\\
'''Barry Allen:'''
The Turtle Man? That's the criminal called "The Slowest Man on Earth"!
-->'''Linkara''':
Earth"!\\
'''Linkara:'''
Then why are you having such problems catching him? Are you guys just humouring him because you feel sorry for him?
-->'''[=MST3K=] Clip''':
him?\\
'''[=MST3K=] Clip:'''
This is worse than that time we were jumped by that garden slug!



-->'''Franchise/TheFlash''': The reason why the slowest man on Earth didn't complete the crime -- was that he was doing it ''two'' stages! The second -- ''after'' everyone was off guard!
-->'''Linkara''': Weren't they already off guard by the hold-up? Wouldn't completing the crime later mean that they were ''on'' guard?

to:

-->'''Franchise/TheFlash''': -->'''Franchise/TheFlash:''' The reason why the slowest man on Earth didn't complete the crime -- was that he was doing it ''two'' stages! The second -- ''after'' everyone was off guard!
-->'''Linkara''':
guard!\\
'''Linkara:'''
Weren't they already off guard by the hold-up? Wouldn't completing the crime later mean that they were ''on'' guard?



-->'''Reporter''': You certainly captured that character in a ''flash'', mister! What did you say your name was?
-->'''Barry Allen''': You just said it -- [[AppropriatedAppelation The Flash]]!
-->'''Linkara!Reporter''': Isn't that an ''already'' [[ShowWithinAShow established ComicBook character?]] Aren't you gonna get sued?
-->'''Linkara!Barry''': Oh yeah... Uh, how about the, ugh, the Human Race Car? Huh? Huh?

to:

-->'''Reporter''': -->'''Reporter:''' You certainly captured that character in a ''flash'', mister! What did you say your name was?
-->'''Barry Allen''':
was?\\
'''Barry Allen:'''
You just said it -- [[AppropriatedAppelation The Flash]]!
-->'''Linkara!Reporter''':
Flash]]!\\
'''Linkara!Reporter:'''
Isn't that an ''already'' [[ShowWithinAShow established ComicBook character?]] Aren't you gonna get sued?
-->'''Linkara!Barry''': Oh
sued?\\
'''Linkara!Barry:''' Oh,
yeah... Uh, how about the, ugh, the Human Race Car? Huh? Huh?''Huh?''



-->'''Iris West''': How exciting it would to meet a man like that! But I guess it's just an idle dream!
-->'''Barry Allen''': Sometimes dreams come true, Iris!
-->'''Linkara!Barry''': And sometimes you [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths die while fighting a giant anti-matter creature that plans to annihilate all parallel universes]], ''and'' you're [[ComicBook/{{Flashpoint}} responsible for creating an alternate timeline that ends up]] [[ComicBook/{{New52}} retconning your universe in 2011]]... [[AuthorAppeal Huh, not sure why I brought all that up]].

to:

-->'''Iris West''': --->'''Iris West:''' How exciting it would to meet a man like that! But I guess it's just an idle dream!
-->'''Barry Allen''':
dream!\\
'''Barry Allen:'''
Sometimes dreams come true, Iris!
-->'''Linkara!Barry''':
Iris!\\
'''Linkara!Barry:'''
And sometimes you [[ComicBook/CrisisOnInfiniteEarths die while fighting a giant anti-matter creature that plans to annihilate all parallel universes]], ''and'' you're [[ComicBook/{{Flashpoint}} responsible for creating an alternate timeline that ends up]] [[ComicBook/{{New52}} retconning your universe in 2011]]... [[AuthorAppeal Huh, not sure why I brought all that up]].



--> '''Linkara!Hank''': Now I don't have to buy a doll house for my daughter's birthday! I can just shrink normal furniture!

to:

--> '''Linkara!Hank''': '''Linkara!Hank:''' Now I don't have to buy a doll house for my daughter's birthday! I can just shrink normal furniture!



-->'''Linkara!Hank''': And the upholstery is ruined!

to:

-->'''Linkara!Hank''': --->'''Linkara!Hank:''' And the upholstery is ruined!



-->'''Linkara''': "Honey! I Shrunk the Chair" really wasn't as impressive a movie as they were hoping for.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' "Honey! I Shrunk the Chair" really wasn't as impressive a movie as they were hoping for.



--> '''Linkara''': [[CurbStompBattle Thus allowing enemy forces to completely destroy an entire army by just shooting down one plane!]]

to:

--> '''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' [[CurbStompBattle Thus allowing enemy forces to completely destroy an entire army by just shooting down one plane!]]



--> '''Linkara!Hank''': [[CasualDangerDialog A human brain that is making me talk while I get scissored in half!]]

to:

--> '''Linkara!Hank''': -->'''Linkara!Hank:''' [[CasualDangerDialog A human brain that is making me talk while I get scissored in half!]]



--> '''Linkara!Ant''': Yes human, I understand: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You wish to mate with me on that window ledge!]]

to:

--> '''Linkara!Ant''': -->'''Linkara!Ant:''' Yes human, I understand: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You wish to mate with me on that window ledge!]]



--> '''Linkara''': '''I AM A MAN!!!!''' (punch)
--> '''Linksano''': Oww! Who punched me in the face?!
--> '''Linkara''': It was 90's Kid!

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara''': '''I AM A MAN!!!!''' (punch)
--> '''Linksano''':
''(punch)''\\
'''Linksano:'''
Oww! Who punched me in the face?!
--> '''Linkara''':
face?!\\
'''Linkara:'''
It was 90's Kid!



--> '''Linkara''': I love how in older comics like this, they actually bothered to give a diagram of how Hank Pym's helmet was designed, as if you really needed one after the dude [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome BENCH PRESSES AN ANT!]]

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' I love how in older comics like this, they actually bothered to give a diagram of how Hank Pym's helmet was designed, as if you really needed one after the dude [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome BENCH PRESSES AN ANT!]]



-->'''Alien''': Without the slightest hesitation, I jump, for I know that nothing on this puny Earth... ''(lands hard)'' ...can ''harm'' me!
-->'''Linkara''': Oh, God, my legs have shattered into pebbles! This was a mistake!

to:

-->'''Alien''': -->'''Alien:''' Without the slightest hesitation, I jump, for I know that nothing on this puny Earth... ''(lands hard)'' ...can ''harm'' me!
-->'''Linkara''':
me!\\
'''Linkara:'''
Oh, God, my legs have shattered into pebbles! This was a mistake!



-->'''Linkara''': Yes, in his honor, which is why we call him Thur, God of Thonder.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Yes, in his honor, which is why we call him Thur, God of Thonder.



* '''Thor:''' The staff is changing shape! '''Linkara:''' It's becoming... a toothbrush? The hell?

to:

* '''Thor:''' *
-->'''Thor:'''
The staff is changing shape! shape!\\
'''Linkara:''' It's becoming... a toothbrush? The hell?



--> "Only invisible force-fields make a prison, haven't you guys seen my latest movie at all?''
* '''Thor:''' There's something written on the hammer! '''Linkara:''' Stop. *holds up Thor's hammer* Hammertime.

to:

--> "Only -->"Only invisible force-fields make a prison, haven't you guys seen my latest movie at all?''
* '''Thor:'''
all?"
*
-->'''Thor:'''
There's something written on the hammer! \\
'''Linkara:''' Stop. *holds ''(holds up Thor's hammer* hammer)'' Hammertime.



-->'''Punisher''': Still, couldn't hurt to ask.
-->'''Linkara''': He says this while aiming to put bullets in their heads. I don't know if people are all that eager to answer questions after they're ''dead'', dude.
-->'''Linkara!Punisher''': WHERE IS HE?!
-->(''Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead'')
-->'''Linkara!Punisher''': Don't you play the silent game with me, mister! I'm the Punisher!
-->(''Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead'')
-->'''Linkara!Punisher''': (''shoots gun repeatedly'') There, you like that? Maybe now, you'll be a bit more cooperative.
-->(''[[RuleOfThree Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead]]'')

to:

-->'''Punisher''': -->'''Punisher:''' Still, couldn't hurt to ask.
-->'''Linkara''':
ask.\\
'''Linkara:'''
He says this while aiming to put bullets in their heads. I don't know if people are all that eager to answer questions after they're ''dead'', dude.
-->'''Linkara!Punisher''':
dude.\\
'''Linkara!Punisher:'''
WHERE IS HE?!
-->(''Linkara
HE?!\\
''(Linkara
flopped in chair, pretending to be dead'')
-->'''Linkara!Punisher''':
dead)''\\
'''Linkara!Punisher:'''
Don't you play the silent game with me, mister! I'm the Punisher!
-->(''Linkara
Punisher!\\
''(Linkara
flopped in chair, pretending to be dead'')
-->'''Linkara!Punisher''': (''shoots
dead)''\\
'''Linkara!Punisher:''' ''(shoots
gun repeatedly'') repeatedly)'' There, you like that? Maybe now, you'll be a bit more cooperative.
-->(''[[RuleOfThree ''([[RuleOfThree Linkara flopped in chair, pretending to be dead]]'')dead]])''



-->'''Pollo''': [[AC:Happy holidays from ''Atop the Fourth Wall''. Please enjoy some blatant commercialism.]]
-->(''after the break'') '''Pollo''': [[AC:And now we're back. Speaking of blatant commercialism, the ''Atop the Fourth Wall'' DVD [[ProductPlacement is now only $15 from now until January 1st.]] Links below the video.]]

to:

-->'''Pollo''': -->'''Pollo:''' [[AC:Happy holidays from ''Atop the Fourth Wall''. Please enjoy some blatant commercialism.]]
-->(''after
]]\\
''(after
the break'') '''Pollo''': break)''\\
'''Pollo:'''
[[AC:And now we're back. Speaking of blatant commercialism, the ''Atop the Fourth Wall'' DVD [[ProductPlacement is now only $15 from now until January 1st.]] Links below the video.]]



-->'''Linkara (narrating):''' [[SarcasmMode So, continuing our theme of happiness and merriment]], Falsetti greets the two and is met only with the Punisher's [[DeathGlare glare]].
-->'''[[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow Naruto disguised as Sasuke]] (thinking):''' I am such an appealing character!

to:

-->'''Linkara (narrating):''' -->'''Linkara:''' ''(narrating)'' [[SarcasmMode So, continuing our theme of happiness and merriment]], Falsetti greets the two and is met only with the Punisher's [[DeathGlare glare]].
-->'''[[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow
glare]].\\
'''[[WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow
Naruto disguised as Sasuke]] (thinking):''' Sasuke]]:''''' (thinking)'' I am such an appealing character!



-->'''Punisher''': You've been under [the cold water] a long time, Junior… may as well stay there.
-->'''Linkara''': I guess he gave him… (''[[GlassesPull puts on sunglasses]]'') …the cold shoulder. '''''[[Series/CSIMiami YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!]]'''''

to:

-->'''Punisher''': You've been under [the cold water] a long time, Junior… Junior... may as well stay there.
-->'''Linkara''':
there.\\
'''Linkara''':
I guess he gave him… him... (''[[GlassesPull puts on sunglasses]]'') …the sunglasses]]'') ...the cold shoulder. '''''[[Series/CSIMiami YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH!!!!]]'''''



-->'''Khan:''' Ah, Kirk. My old friend. Do you know the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish that is BestServedCold? [[SpaceIsCold It it very cold in space...]]
-->'''Linkara!Khan:''' [[ThatRemindsMeOfASong In fact, Kirk]]...♪[[Series/RedDwarf It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less...]]♪
-->'''Linkara!Henchman:''' Uh, my lord, do you want me to fire at them?
-->'''Linkara!Khan:''' ♪Let me fly far away from here, fun, fun, fun in the [[LargeHam Khan, Khan, KHAAAAAANNN!!!]]♪
-->'''Linkara!Henchman:''' I fear 15 years in exile may have softened our leader's superior intellect.
* "Because poor literacy… also involves [[YouKeepUsingThatWord not knowing what words mean]]."

to:

-->'''Khan:''' Ah, Kirk. My old friend. Do you know the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish that is BestServedCold? [[SpaceIsCold It it very cold in space...]]
-->'''Linkara!Khan:'''
]]\\
'''Linkara!Khan:'''
[[ThatRemindsMeOfASong In fact, Kirk]]...♪[[Series/RedDwarf It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere, I'm all alone, more or less...]]♪
-->'''Linkara!Henchman:'''
]]♪\\
'''Linkara!Henchman:'''
Uh, my lord, do you want me to fire at them?
-->'''Linkara!Khan:'''
them?\\
'''Linkara!Khan:'''
♪Let me fly far away from here, fun, fun, fun in the [[LargeHam Khan, Khan, KHAAAAAANNN!!!]]♪
-->'''Linkara!Henchman:'''
KHAAAAAANNN!!!]]♪\\
'''Linkara!Henchman:'''
I fear 15 years in exile may have softened our leader's superior intellect.
* "Because poor literacy… also literacy... also involves [[YouKeepUsingThatWord not knowing what words mean]]."
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--->'''Linkara''': ...Marville #4. *grimly* [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Pollo, get the booze.]]
--->'''Pollo''': [[AC: I can't. My arms don't work.]]

to:

--->'''Linkara''': ...Marville #4. *grimly* ''(grimly)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Pollo, get the booze.]]
--->'''Pollo''':
]]\\
'''Pollo''':
[[AC: I can't. My arms don't work.]]



--> '''Al''': : So Jurassic Park wasn't just a movie, it was a tribute.
--> '''Linkara''': No, dumbass, it was a movie. [[...]] Oh, just shut up!
--> '''Mickey''': Right, and the paleontologists are ancestor worshipers.
--> '''Linkara''': OH DEAR GOD, SHUT UP!
--> '''Lucy''': Could you be more annoying?"
--> '''Linkara''': I didn't think so, but then ''Marville'' found ''whole new ways'' to do it!

to:

--> '''Al''': : -->'''Al:''' So Jurassic Park wasn't just a movie, it was a tribute.
--> '''Linkara''':
tribute.\\
'''Linkara:'''
No, dumbass, it was a movie. [[...]] [...] Oh, just shut up!
--> '''Mickey''':
up!\\
'''Mickey:'''
Right, and the paleontologists are ancestor worshipers.
--> '''Linkara''':
worshipers.\\
'''Linkara:'''
OH DEAR GOD, SHUT UP!
--> '''Lucy''':
UP!\\
'''Lucy:'''
Could you be more annoying?"
--> '''Linkara''':
annoying?\\
'''Linkara:'''
I didn't think so, but then ''Marville'' found ''whole new ways'' to do it!



--->'''Caption''': Dull Surprise for all!

to:

--->'''Caption''': -->'''Caption:''' Dull Surprise for all!



--->'''Robin:''' You just don't understand me, Batman! Why won't you let me join the Teen Titans!
--->'''Batman:''' NO! I know what you teenagers do when you get together! You sit and listen to Rock N' Roll, Don't you?! DON'T YOU!!!

to:

--->'''Robin:''' -->'''Robin:''' You just don't understand me, Batman! Why won't you let me join the Teen Titans!
--->'''Batman:'''
Titans!\\
'''Batman:'''
NO! I know what you teenagers do when you get together! You sit and listen to Rock N' Roll, Don't don't you?! DON'T YOU!!!YOU!?!



--> '''Linkara''': I would make a ''Series/{{Fringe}}'' joke here, but I haven't really watched much of that. In fact, I haven't really watched much of ''any'' TV show the past few years. No, I've been reading superhero comics. From what I've heard of the show, its pretty much the same thing.

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' I would make a ''Series/{{Fringe}}'' joke here, but I haven't really watched much of that. In fact, I haven't really watched much of ''any'' TV show the past few years. No, I've been reading superhero comics. From what I've heard of the show, its pretty much the same thing.



-->Batman!Linkara: Now that I look like [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} Stryfe,]] everyone will know that I'm cool. I'm Batman.

to:

-->Batman!Linkara: --->'''Batman!Linkara:''' Now that I look like [[ComicBook/{{Cable}} Stryfe,]] everyone will know that I'm cool. I'm Batman.



-->'''Linkara:''' SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP IT'S ''SWALLOWING THE MOON!''
--> *cut to Linkara staring wide-eyed at the comic* I would say [[BringMyBrownPants "Pants To]] [[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Be Darkened"]], but I can assure you that it's already done.

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP CRAP, IT'S ''SWALLOWING THE MOON!''
--> *cut
MOON!'' ''(cut to Linkara staring wide-eyed at the comic* comic)'' I would say [[BringMyBrownPants "Pants To]] [[Series/WonderWoman2011Pilot Be Darkened"]], but I can assure you that it's already done.



--> '''Offscreen voice:''' What about Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon?
--> '''Linkara:''' What '''about''' Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon?

to:

--> '''Offscreen -->'''Offscreen voice:''' What about Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon?
-->
Gordon?\\
'''Linkara:''' What '''about''' Dick Grayson and Barbara Gordon?



--> '''Linkara:''' Meta humor! You suck at it.
--> '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud Cut to cameo from Phelous to demonstrate what meta humor is]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere whatever.]]
-->''closes door off-screen''

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' -->'''Linkara:''' Meta humor! You suck at it.
-->
it.\\
'''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}:''' [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud Cut to cameo from Phelous to demonstrate what meta humor is]], [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere whatever.]]
-->''closes
whatever]].\\
''(closes
door off-screen''off-screen)''



--> Kirk!Linkara: Rescue missions are boring, I want a Lazy Boy.

to:

--> Kirk!Linkara: -->'''Kirk!Linkara:''' Rescue missions are boring, I want a Lazy Boy.



--->'''Linkara!Kid:''' Hey Phil! I have heart medication!
--->'''Linkara!Raven:''' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Poof!]]
--->'''Linkara!Cyborg:''' [[ProductPlacement Oh Yeah!]] Hey kids, [[DrugsAreBad don't take heart medication]] [[InsaneTrollLogic 'cause]] [[HitlerAteSugar that's a drug.]]
--->'''Linkara!Raven:''' I'm the spawn of Satan, and so can you!
--->'''Linkara!Kid Flash:''' Okay guys, now the [[Music/TheVillagePeople YMCA]] pose!

to:

--->'''Linkara!Kid:''' -->'''Linkara!Kid:''' Hey Phil! I have heart medication!
--->'''Linkara!Raven:'''
medication!\\
'''Linkara!Raven:'''
[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Poof!]]
--->'''Linkara!Cyborg:'''
Poof!]]\\
'''Linkara!Cyborg:'''
[[ProductPlacement Oh Yeah!]] Hey kids, [[DrugsAreBad don't take heart medication]] [[InsaneTrollLogic 'cause]] [[HitlerAteSugar that's a drug.]]
--->'''Linkara!Raven:'''
drug]].\\
'''Linkara!Raven:'''
I'm the spawn of Satan, and so can you!
--->'''Linkara!Kid
you!\\
'''Linkara!Kid
Flash:''' Okay guys, now the [[Music/TheVillagePeople YMCA]] pose!



-->'''Linkara''': Why do we need a virtual one? The actual publisher does a fine job of it already. *rimshot*

to:

-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Why do we need a virtual one? The actual publisher does a fine job of it already. *rimshot*



-->'''90's Kid:''' Duuuuuuuuuuude! I put a clock on a screwdriver!
-->'''Linkara:''' He has his off days.

to:

-->'''90's Kid:''' Duuuuuuuuuuude! I put a clock on a screwdriver!
-->'''Linkara:'''
screwdriver!\\
'''Linkara:'''
He has his off days.



-->'''Linkara:''' Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man; Can he swing from a thread? No he can't, he's too busy performing corporate espionage. Does it rhyme? I don't care. This is the end of the joke now."

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' Spider-Man, ♪Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighborhood Spider-Man; Can he swing from a thread? No he can't, he's too busy performing corporate espionage. Does it rhyme? I don't care. This is the end of the joke now."



---> '''Linkara:''' Spider-Man, Spider-Man, alters his genetic structure to be like Spider-Man. Addicted to drugs, he's our guy. Got inspiration from ''[[Film/TheFly1958 The Fly]]''. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!"

to:

---> '''Linkara:''' Spider-Man, --->'''Linkara:''' ♪Spider-Man, Spider-Man, alters his genetic structure to be like Spider-Man. Addicted to drugs, he's our guy. Got inspiration from ''[[Film/TheFly1958 The Fly]]''. Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!"Spider-Man!♪



-->'''Miguel''': His name was Spider-Man. One of the premier boys from the old heroic age, 'round the turn of the century. Proportionate strength of a spider.
-->'''Linkara as Miguel''': [[NeverLiveItDown Then he made a]] [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay deal with Satan]]. Things get kinda hazy after that, something about [[Comicbook/SuperiorSpiderMan getting possessed by Doctor Octopus and nobody noticing]].

to:

-->'''Miguel''': -->'''Miguel:''' His name was Spider-Man. One of the premier boys from the old heroic age, 'round the turn of the century. Proportionate strength of a spider.
-->'''Linkara as Miguel''':
spider.\\
'''Linkara (as Miguel):'''
[[NeverLiveItDown Then he made a]] [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay deal with Satan]]. Things get kinda hazy after that, something about [[Comicbook/SuperiorSpiderMan getting possessed by Doctor Octopus and nobody noticing]].



--> Just in case you thought the Punisher needed more shoulderpads.

to:

--> Just -->Just in case you thought the Punisher needed more shoulderpads.



--> '''Linkara''': Damn. The [[CallBack Surgeon General of 2099]] has her own street gang.

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Damn. The [[CallBack Surgeon General of 2099]] has her own street gang.



--> '''Linkara''': You will find everything you need at Castle [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...]]

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' You will find everything you need at Castle [[MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...]]



--> '''Linkara''': You know, upon closer inspection of his crotch--[[HoYay shut up]]--it actually looks like what he's got glued there are really big [=McDonald's=] drink cups. Punisher 2099 is made of good decisions, it would seem.

to:

--> '''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' You know, upon closer inspection of his crotch--[[HoYay crotch -- [[HoYay shut up]]--it up]] -- it actually looks like what he's got glued there are really big [=McDonald's=] drink cups. Punisher 2099 is made of good decisions, it would seem.



--> '''Jake''': Frank Castle, the guy in this old journal Matt and I found in police files. HE knew what he was doing.
--> '''Linkara''': ''(In the Jake voice)'' Except for that one time where he became a Frankenstein monster... ''(In his normal voice)'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not kidding either]], Google it: Franken-Castle.

to:

--> '''Jake''': -->'''Jake:''' Frank Castle, the guy in this old journal Matt and I found in police files. HE knew what he was doing.
--> '''Linkara''': ''(In
doing.\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(in
the Jake voice)'' Except for that one time where he became a Frankenstein monster... ''(In ''(in his normal voice)'' [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not kidding either]], Google it: Franken-Castle.



--> '''Jake''': A crime deserves a real punishment, not a credit transfer. I know what Castle would have done...
--> '''Linkara''': ''(In the Jake voice)'' Become a black guy! ''(In his normal voice)'' Not kidding about that one either, add that one to the list of comics I'm gonna review someday!

to:

--> '''Jake''': --->'''Jake:''' A crime deserves a real punishment, not a credit transfer. I know what Castle would have done...
--> '''Linkara''': ''(In
done...\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(in
the Jake voice)'' Become a black guy! ''(In ''(in his normal voice)'' Not kidding about that one either, add that one to the list of comics I'm gonna review someday!



--> '''Linkara''': I can buy this kind of stuff in Webcomic/SchlockMercenary, since it takes place HUNDREDS of years in the future, but I have a hard time believing that in a hundred years, we'll have cryogenic technology so good that we can just stuff organs in a ziploc bag for maximum freshness.
--> '''2090s Kid''': Duuuuuuude! That's not true at all. In the future, Cryo-Bags are really common. Here, check out this human hand I have perfectly preserved. (pulls out a plastic bag containing a rubber hand.)
--> '''Linkara''': Who's hand is that?
--> '''2090s Kid''': Mine. Radiation mutation in the future caused me to grow a third arm in a very uncomfortable place. Fortunately, surgery removed it, and I keep it around as a souvenir. And to prank people. (Gives thumbs up.)
--> '''Linkara''': The future sounds ''[[{{Squick}} icky.]]''

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' I can buy this kind of stuff in Webcomic/SchlockMercenary, since it takes place HUNDREDS of years in the future, but I have a hard time believing that in a hundred years, we'll have cryogenic technology so good that we can just stuff organs in a ziploc bag for maximum freshness.
-->
freshness.\\
'''2090s Kid''': Kid:''' Duuuuuuude! That's not true at all. In the future, Cryo-Bags are really common. Here, check out this human hand I have perfectly preserved. (pulls ''(pulls out a plastic bag containing a rubber hand.)
--> '''Linkara''':
hand)''\\
'''Linkara:'''
Who's hand is that?
-->
that?\\
'''2090s Kid''': Kid:''' Mine. Radiation mutation in the future caused me to grow a third arm in a very uncomfortable place. Fortunately, surgery removed it, and I keep it around as a souvenir. And to prank people. (Gives ''(gives thumbs up.)
--> '''Linkara''':
up)''\\
'''Linkara:'''
The future sounds ''[[{{Squick}} icky.]]''



--> '''2090s Kid''': Duuuude! You're just not used to the futuristic technology of 2099!! Those are called the "Radical Sensors." They make sure the bullet always hits the centre of mass.
--> '''Linkara''': What if you want to hit something that's not the centre of mass, like their head?
--> '''2090s Kid (confused)''': Why would you want to do that? That just means you'd have to STOP firing the gun.

to:

--> '''2090s Kid''': -->'''2090s Kid:''' Duuuude! You're just not used to the futuristic technology of 2099!! Those are called the "Radical Sensors." They make sure the bullet always hits the centre of mass.
--> '''Linkara''':
mass.\\
'''Linkara:'''
What if you want to hit something that's not the centre of mass, like their head?
-->
head?\\
'''2090s Kid (confused)''': Kid:''' ''(confused)'' Why would you want to do that? That just means you'd have to STOP firing the gun.



-->'''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Bardock]]''': Useless ass psychic powers!

to:

-->'''[[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Bardock]]''': Bardock]]:''' Useless ass psychic powers!



--> '''2090s Kid''': Duuuude! That's not poor literacy! In the future, the usage of language, particularly thanks to the Internet, have made the letters "i" and "y" completely interchangeable, while "e" is a marker of pronunciation at the end of a word.
--> '''Linkara (confused)''': That was ... surprisingly well spoken.
--> '''2090s Kid''': In 2099, spelling bees have become a national sport!
--> '''Linkara''': Huh. (Confused) Hey, wait. If "y" and "i" are interchangeable now, does that mean that the "90's Kid" logo in the [[LeaningOntheFourthWall upper-left hand corner]] has been spelled wrong the last few weeks?
--> '''2090s Kid (looks at the upper left hand corner, confused)''': What "90's Kid" logo?

to:

--> '''2090s Kid''': -->'''2090s Kid:''' Duuuude! That's not poor literacy! In the future, the usage of language, particularly thanks to the Internet, have made the letters "i" and "y" completely interchangeable, while "e" is a marker of pronunciation at the end of a word.
--> '''Linkara (confused)''':
word.\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(confused)''
That was ... surprisingly well spoken.
-->
spoken.\\
'''2090s Kid''': Kid:''' In 2099, spelling bees have become a national sport!
--> '''Linkara''': Huh. (Confused)
sport!\\
'''Linkara:''' Huh. ...
Hey, wait. wait! If "y" and "i" are interchangeable now, does that mean that the "90's Kid" logo in the [[LeaningOntheFourthWall upper-left hand corner]] has been spelled wrong the last few weeks?
-->
weeks?\\
'''2090s Kid (looks Kid:''' ''(looks confused at the upper left hand corner, confused)''': corner)'' What "90's Kid" logo?



--> '''Linkara''': Did you get any lotto numbers?
--> '''90s Kid''': Yeah, but I saved them to a USB drive that you can only use if you have a floppy drive as well.

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Did you get any lotto numbers?
-->
numbers?\\
'''90s Kid''': Kid:''' Yeah, but I saved them to a USB drive that you can only use if you have a floppy drive as well.



-->'''Linkara''': His name is LITERALLY Ravage!? (Headache pose) Uuuugh! Look, I may have been wrong last week about Tyger Wylde's last name, but C'MON! Really, Stan? Really? You're not even going to try, just name him Hero Von Good Guy and don't waste our time.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' His name is LITERALLY Ravage!? (Headache pose) Uuuugh! Look, I may have been wrong last week about Tyger Wylde's last name, but C'MON! Really, Stan? Really? You're not even going to try, just name him Hero Von Good Guy and don't waste our time.



--> '''Linkara''': Sir, don't walk on that lava!
--> '''Linkara as Paul''': I tread where I please! (Is set aflame) Oh, God, it burns!

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Sir, don't walk on that lava!
-->
lava!\\
'''Linkara as Paul''': (as Paul):''' I tread where I please! (Is ''(is set aflame) aflame)'' Oh, God, it burns!



--> '''That Guy With the Hat''': [[MemeticMutation When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes]]. He took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. AndThatsTerrible.

to:

--> '''That -->'''That Guy With the Hat''': Hat:''' [[MemeticMutation When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes]]. He took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens. AndThatsTerrible.



--> "The relief on his face showed... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything as Supergirl untied the ropes."]]

to:

--> "The --->"The relief on his face showed... [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything as Supergirl untied the ropes."]]



--> '''Linkara!Bruce Banner:''' Oh god, I didn't study! Feeling the pressure! '''[[{{Main/HulkingOut}} HULK SMASH!!!]]'''

to:

--> '''Linkara!Bruce -->'''Linkara!Bruce Banner:''' Oh god, I didn't study! Feeling the pressure! '''[[{{Main/HulkingOut}} HULK SMASH!!!]]'''



--> Linkara: So we were just in Washington D.C. on our way to Arizona and now we've got people from Canada driving down to engage in turf wars? I may suck at geography, but I'm pretty sure the Canadians are going a bit out of their way for this.

to:

--> Linkara: -->'''Linkara:''' So we were just in Washington D.C. on our way to Arizona and now we've got people from Canada driving down to engage in turf wars? I may suck at geography, but I'm pretty sure the Canadians are going a bit out of their way for this.



-->'''Wolverine:''' Enterprise? Starship Enterprise, are you some of [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk's]] [[ContinuityNod people?]]
-->'''Linkara:''' Because if you're some of [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Archer's people]], [[TakeThat the claws come back out!]]

to:

-->'''Wolverine:''' Enterprise? Starship Enterprise, are you some of [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Kirk's]] [[ContinuityNod people?]]
-->'''Linkara:'''
people?]]\\
'''Linkara:'''
Because if you're some of [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Archer's people]], [[TakeThat the claws come back out!]]



-->'''Linkara:''' And if you'll excuse me I have to go deal with a problem before I am arrested.

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' --->'''Linkara:''' And if you'll excuse me I have to go deal with a problem before I am arrested.



-->'''Justice''': I seen guys go through this before, dey end up like dem zombies in dat Jackson video.
-->'''Linkara''': They get wasted and start dancing like this? *Pulls up video of himself doing the Thriller dance...poorly.*

to:

-->'''Justice''': -->'''Justice:''' I seen guys go through this before, dey end up like dem zombies in dat Jackson video.
-->'''Linkara''':
video.\\
'''Linkara:'''
They get wasted and start dancing like this? *Pulls ''(pulls up video of himself doing the Thriller dance...poorly.*dance ...poorly)''



-->'''Justice!Linkara''': That's right, I'm sideways! 'Cept for the times when I'm vertical, anyway.

to:

-->'''Justice!Linkara''': -->'''Justice!Linkara:''' That's right, I'm sideways! 'Cept for the times when I'm vertical, anyway.



-->'''Linkara''': This guy (Souzouji) looked at Tristan's hairstyle and said, "YES! THAT IS MY NEW HAIR CUT!"

to:

-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' This guy (Souzouji) [Souzouji] looked at Tristan's hairstyle and said, "YES! THAT IS MY NEW HAIR CUT!"



--> Linkara!Souzouji: Uhh.. Isn't that a bit extreme?
--> Linkara!Yami: YOLO MOFO!

to:

--> Linkara!Souzouji: -->'''Linkara!Souzouji:''' Uhh.. Isn't that a bit extreme?
--> Linkara!Yami:
extreme?\\
'''Linkara!Yami:'''
YOLO MOFO!



-->'''Tom Servo''': AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

to:

-->'''Tom Servo''': Servo:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!



-->'''Mike Nelson''': [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Space is warped,]] [[Film/TheSheCreature and time is bendable!]]

to:

-->'''Mike Nelson''': --->'''Mike Nelson:''' [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Space is warped,]] [[Film/TheSheCreature and time is bendable!]]



--> '''Steve:''' First I get myself a [[EmphasizeEverything KID SIDEKICK]] and now [[EmphasizeEverything THIS. DAMN!]]
--> '''Linkara:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU!]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KIDNAPPED! HIM! YOU!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ASSHOLE!]]'''

to:

--> '''Steve:''' -->'''Steve:''' First I get myself a [[EmphasizeEverything KID SIDEKICK]] and now [[EmphasizeEverything THIS. DAMN!]]
-->
DAMN!]]\\
'''Linkara:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU!]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis KIDNAPPED! HIM! YOU!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis ASSHOLE!]]'''



--> Theme Song: Linkara, he is a man, punch, wears a Purdy hat.
--> Doug (at same time): Linkara, The Nostalgia Critic is so much better, Linkara...

to:

--> Theme Song: -->'''Theme Song:''' Linkara, he is a man, punch, wears a Purdy hat.
--> Doug (at
hat.\\
'''Doug:''' ''(at the
same time): time)'' Linkara, The Nostalgia Critic is so much better, Linkara...



--> Everyone: Linkara!
--> Doug: Spoony...

to:

--> Everyone: --->'''Everyone:''' Linkara!
--> Doug: '''Doug:'''' Spoony...



--> Linkara: Doug, the only people who will see that are the people watching after I put the video up.
--> Doug (as Chester A. Bum): Hello, internet!

to:

--> Linkara: -->'''Linkara:''' Doug, the only people who will see that are the people watching after I put the video up.
--> Doug
up.\\
'''Doug
(as Chester A. Bum): Bum):''' Hello, internet!



--> "You are, of course, well within your right to do that, but remember everything said here will be posted online, so if you are not funny, you will be seen being not funny in front of potentially thousands of people. Just sayin."

to:

--> "You -->"You are, of course, well within your right to do that, but remember everything said here will be posted online, so if you are not funny, you will be seen being not funny in front of potentially thousands of people. Just sayin."



--> Doug: Check out this awesome sauce-ness! I must zoom in on it!
--> Linkara: I know, right?

to:

--> Doug: --->'''Doug:''' Check out this awesome sauce-ness! I must zoom in on it!
--> Linkara:
it!\\
'''Linkara:'''
I know, right?



--> '''Linkara:''' [[OnceAnEpisode Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.]] [[MilestoneCelebration It's the 250th Episode!]]
--> ''(Cut to title card reading "Merry Christmas from Atop the Fourth Wall." In ''July.'')''
--> '''Linkara:''' That was the Christmas logo from ''last'' year. Could you make even the slightest effort in changing it?
--> ''(Cut to the exact same title card, but with Merry Christmas From scored out, and "happy 250th episode" written under it in Comic Sans.)''
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(with a very annoyed glare) You still have snow and jingle bells.'' '''''IT'S JULY!'''''

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' -->'''Linkara:''' [[OnceAnEpisode Hello, and welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn.]] [[MilestoneCelebration It's the 250th Episode!]]
--> ''(Cut
Episode!]]\\
''(cut
to title card reading "Merry Christmas from Atop the Fourth Wall." In ''July.'')''
-->
''July'')''\\
'''Linkara:''' That was the Christmas logo from ''last'' year. Could you make even the slightest effort in changing it?
--> ''(Cut
it?\\
''(cut
to the exact same title card, but with Merry Christmas From scored out, and "happy 250th episode" written under it in Comic Sans.)''
-->
Sans)''\\
'''Linkara:''' ''(with a very annoyed glare) You still have snow and jingle bells.'' '''''IT'S JULY!'''''



---> '''Linkara:''' I SAT ON MY ASS AND PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, MS. WILSON!

to:

---> --> '''Linkara:''' I SAT ON MY ASS AND PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, MS. WILSON!



--> '''Ms. Wilson:''' Alec, will you start?
--> '''Alec:''' (happily) Shanna and I worked at a camp for emotionally disturbed youngsters!
--> '''Linkara: YOU'RE TWELVE YEARS OLD!'''

to:

--> '''Ms. --->'''Ms. Wilson:''' Alec, will you start?
-->
start?\\
'''Alec:''' (happily) ''(happily)'' Shanna and I worked at a camp for emotionally disturbed youngsters!
-->
youngsters!\\
'''Linkara: YOU'RE TWELVE YEARS OLD!'''



--> '''Linkara!Student:''' Ms. Wilson, what about my asthma inhaler?
--> '''Linkara!Ms Wilson:''' ''All'' drugs are dangerous and addictive!

to:

--> '''Linkara!Student:''' -->'''Linkara!Student:''' Ms. Wilson, what about my asthma inhaler?
-->
inhaler?\\
'''Linkara!Ms Wilson:''' ''All'' drugs are dangerous and addictive!



--> '''Linkara!Shanna:''' But I was just telling him to go to the grocery store and get some Ibuprofen!
--> '''Linkara!Principal:''' ''' ''All'' ''' drugs are evil, Shanna!! Haven't we instilled that in you yet?!

to:

--> '''Linkara!Shanna:''' --->'''Linkara!Shanna:''' But I was just telling him to go to the grocery store and get some Ibuprofen!
-->
Ibuprofen!\\
'''Linkara!Principal:''' ''' ''All'' ''' drugs are evil, Shanna!! Haven't we instilled that in you yet?!



---> "I will win this staring contest!"
---> "Okay. My happy pills have kicked in. The appropriate response to that line of questions...is the ''Film/BatmanForever'' clip." (cue clip) "You tell 'em Val Kilmer. You tell 'em."

to:

---> "I --->"I will win this staring contest!"
--->
contest!"\\
"Okay. My happy pills have kicked in. The appropriate response to that line of questions...is the ''Film/BatmanForever'' clip." (cue clip) "You tell 'em Val Kilmer. You tell 'em."



--> "The writers of this comic have never encountered children before, have they? They know they exist, but only in a vague mythical kind of sense."

to:

--> "The -->"The writers of this comic have never encountered children before, have they? They know they exist, but only in a vague mythical kind of sense."



--->'''Linkara/Tommy:''' "We think that your method of responding to customer's complains, namely stabbing them and stealing their wallets, is creating a bad image for the corporation!"

to:

--->'''Linkara/Tommy:''' "We We think that your method of responding to customer's complains, namely stabbing them and stealing their wallets, is creating a bad image for the corporation!"corporation!
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--> '''Linkara:''' ''([[LiteralMinded licks his own hand]])'' Blech! Grape jelly and mustard. Weird.

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' -->'''Linkara:''' ''([[LiteralMinded licks his own hand]])'' Blech! Grape jelly and mustard. Weird.



--> '''Linkara:''' Oh my God, the madness is spreading!

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' -->'''Linkara:''' Oh my God, the madness is spreading!



--> '''Batman Writer!Linkara''': Yea, I have written a story in which Batman and Wonder Woman team up to fight Lex Luthor.
--> '''Superman Editor!Linkara''': Nay! I am the editor of the Superman books, and ye shall not use Lex Luthor in your story.
--> '''Wonder Woman Editor!Linkara''': I doth protest! I am the editor of Wonder Woman, and ye shall not use Wonder Woman unless you mention this event occurring in the book.

to:

--> '''Batman Writer!Linkara''': --->'''Batman Writer!Linkara:''' Yea, I have written a story in which Batman and Wonder Woman team up to fight Lex Luthor.
-->
Luthor.\\
'''Superman Editor!Linkara''': Editor!Linkara:''' Nay! I am the editor of the Superman books, and ye shall not use Lex Luthor in your story.
-->
story.\\
'''Wonder Woman Editor!Linkara''': Editor!Linkara:''' I doth protest! I am the editor of Wonder Woman, and ye shall not use Wonder Woman unless you mention this event occurring in the book.



--> Linkara: Oracle consults with Batman on it, saying he should shut down the Batcomputer...*starts laughing*and what the hell is Batman wearing? With the shoulder spikes? I don't even remember that being a thing in the 90s with Batman.

to:

--> Linkara: -->'''Linkara:''' Oracle consults with Batman on it, saying he should shut down the Batcomputer...*starts laughing*and what the hell is Batman wearing? With the shoulder spikes? I don't even remember that being a thing in the 90s with Batman.
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