History Funny / AtopTheFourthWall2009Episodes

21st May '17 9:58:52 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Linkara''': Some of us believe in God and don't have a problem with other people's beliefs unless those beliefs are the ones that say you should kill people for your beliefs! Believe it!\\
'''Title Card''': My apologies to ''Anime/{{Naruto}}'' fans everywhere.

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Some of us believe in God and don't have a problem with other people's beliefs unless those beliefs are the ones that say you should kill people for your beliefs! Believe it!\\
'''Title Card''': Card:''' My apologies to ''Anime/{{Naruto}}'' fans everywhere.



-->'''Narrator''': July. It means summer heat and clear blue skies here at Rutgers Air Force Base.\\
'''Linkara!Narrator''': August, on the other hand, means a filthy obscenity. And don't even get me started on what September means.

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' July. It means summer heat and clear blue skies here at Rutgers Air Force Base.\\
'''Linkara!Narrator''': '''Linkara!Narrator:''' August, on the other hand, means a filthy obscenity. And don't even get me started on what September means.



-->'''Narrator''': July is spent gazing dreamily at the [[AccidentalInnuendo cream of American manhood]].\\
'''Linkara''': Okay, don't say "cream" or "manhood" ever again, okay?

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' July is spent gazing dreamily at the [[AccidentalInnuendo cream of American manhood]].\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Okay, don't say "cream" or "manhood" ever again, okay?



-->'''Linkara''': So now you know. AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle.\\

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' So now you know. AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle.\\



'''Linkara''': Wait, wait, that was supposed to be the ''WesternAnimation/GIJoe'' music!\\
'''Offscreen voice''': Eh, we'll fix it in post.\\
'''Linkara''': You better! So now, back to our--\\
'''Music''': ♪G. I. Joe!♪\\
'''Linkara''': A little '''late''' for it!

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'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Wait, wait, that was supposed to be the ''WesternAnimation/GIJoe'' music!\\
'''Offscreen voice''': voice:''' Eh, we'll fix it in post.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' You better! So now, back to our--\\
'''Music''': '''Music:''' ♪G. I. Joe!♪\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' A little '''late''' for it!



-->'''Scientist''': I mean, consider the transmutation of living tissue! Men into supermen! The power of creation could be in our grasp!\\
'''Linkara''': My God! [[TakeThat We could make Hardee's into edible food]]!

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-->'''Scientist''': -->'''Scientist:''' I mean, consider the transmutation of living tissue! Men into supermen! The power of creation could be in our grasp!\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' My God! [[TakeThat We could make Hardee's into edible food]]!



-->'''Narrator''': Jasmine is now the bride of fire.\\
'''Linkara!Jasmine''': This relationship is suffocating me! Literally!

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' Jasmine is now the bride of fire.\\
'''Linkara!Jasmine''': '''Linkara!Jasmine:''' This relationship is suffocating me! Literally!



* Linkara's opening rant about the state of the world, growing in intensity and pitch and culminating with, "It just... it just makes you wanna... [Distorted Voice] DESTROY THE WORLD!!!" [*massive ScareChord*]

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* Linkara's opening rant about the state of the world, growing in intensity and pitch and culminating with, "It with:
-->It
just... it just makes you wanna... [Distorted Voice] DESTROY THE WORLD!!!" [*massive ScareChord*]WORLD!!! '''*massive ScareChord*'''



-->'''Daredevil''': Life turns cheap, then it turns up in the emergency room.\\
'''Linkara''': Dear Lord, the fact that they even used a "Life is cheap" line is just dorky. But hey, [[TemptingFate at least it wasn't "Life is cheap in the big city," or something]] - oh wait, Daredevil uses it in the last panel of the page. I really should just give up right here.

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-->'''Daredevil''': -->'''Daredevil:''' Life turns cheap, then it turns up in the emergency room.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Dear Lord, the fact that they even used a "Life is cheap" line is just dorky. But hey, [[TemptingFate at least it wasn't "Life is cheap in the big city," or something]] - oh something]]-- Oh, wait, Daredevil uses it in the last panel of the page. I really should just give up right here.



-->'''Linkara''': Honestly, just imagine if I had some stupid narrator like that. It wouldn't be dramatic, it'd be annoying.\\
'''Narrator''': He sits on his futon, green like the blood of a ''Series/StarTrek'' Vulcan. He thinks he and he alone knows the pain and suffering that results from- (''Linkara shoots upwards with the Magic Gun, shutting him up'').

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' Honestly, just imagine if I had some stupid narrator like that. It wouldn't be dramatic, it'd be annoying.\\
'''Narrator''': '''Narrator:''' He sits on his futon, green like the blood of a ''Series/StarTrek'' Vulcan. He thinks he and he alone knows the pain and suffering that results from- from-- (''Linkara shoots upwards with the Magic Gun, shutting him up'').



-->'''Linkara''': ''ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!''\\
'''AVGN''': ''(punches Linkara in the face)''

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' ''ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!''\\
'''AVGN''': '''AVGN:''' ''(punches Linkara in the face)''



--->'''Linkara''': Wait a second!....You're That Chick With The Goggles!\\
'''Insano''': ....I'm not fricking black!\\
'''Linkara''': But you are a woman?

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--->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' Wait a second!....You're That Chick With The Goggles!\\
'''Insano''': ....'''Insano:''' ....I'm not fricking black!\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' But you are a woman?



-->'''Spoony''': Fine, you can use the fuckin' cheats!

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-->'''Spoony''': -->'''Spoony:''' Fine, you can use the fuckin' cheats!



--->'''[[spoiler: Nostalgia Critic]]''': STOP! USING! ELLIPSES!

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--->'''[[spoiler: Nostalgia Critic]]''': Critic]]:''' STOP! USING! ELLIPSES!



-->'''Angry Joe''': Hold it! Nobody rapes Santa on our watch!
* '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insan-]][[Anime/TenchiMuyo Ohki]]''': I'm adorable but alone.

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-->'''Angry Joe''': Joe:''' Hold it! Nobody rapes Santa on our watch!
* '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment *
-->'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment
Dr. Insan-]][[Anime/TenchiMuyo Ohki]]''': Ohki]]:''' I'm adorable but alone.



'''Linkara''': Of course! The bombs were secretly hidden in the coconuts the entire... the entire...\\

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'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Of course! The bombs were secretly hidden in the coconuts the entire... the entire...\\



'''Linkara''': I'm sorry, I just can't do this.\\
'''Phelous''': (''cocks a gun'') Wait, what? What's the matter?\\
'''Linkara''': Phelous, this is an important episode. Everyone loves these "previously on" segments and this is gonna premiere the theme song! But what I'm being told is that we could only spring for one guest star.\\
'''Phelous''': Yep, well... everyone's been pretty busy since the Brawl. Hell, I can really only give you five minutes.\\
'''Linkara''': But how is this gonna look to the fans? "Oh, he can only bring in one other guy! Clearly Channel Awesome is trying to shun the stupid comic book guy."\\
'''Phelous''' (''looking at watch'') Uh huh, yeah... Whoops! Sorry, Linkara, time's up.\\
'''Linkara''': B-b-but...\\
'''Phelous''': Yeah, well, you know how it is, especially when I have to film ''Street Fighter'' comedy. (''grumbles and stomps off, spouting {{Angrish}}'')\\
'''Linkara''' Phelous! Dude, dude, I'm sorry! It was a joke, man... (''sighs'') Pollo, you wanna come here and save my bacon?\\
'''Pollo''': You just leave me out of this.\\

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'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' I'm sorry, I just can't do this.\\
'''Phelous''': '''Phelous:''' (''cocks a gun'') Wait, what? What's the matter?\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Phelous, this is an important episode. Everyone loves these "previously on" segments and this is gonna premiere the theme song! But what I'm being told is that we could only spring for one guest star.\\
'''Phelous''': '''Phelous:''' Yep, well... everyone's been pretty busy since the Brawl. Hell, I can really only give you five minutes.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' But how is this gonna look to the fans? "Oh, he can only bring in one other guy! Clearly Channel Awesome is trying to shun the stupid comic book guy."\\
'''Phelous''' '''Phelous:''' (''looking at watch'') Uh huh, yeah... Whoops! Sorry, Linkara, time's up.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' B-b-but...\\
'''Phelous''': '''Phelous:''' Yeah, well, you know how it is, especially when I have to film ''Street Fighter'' comedy. (''grumbles and stomps off, spouting {{Angrish}}'')\\
'''Linkara''' '''Linkara:''' Phelous! Dude, dude, I'm sorry! It was a joke, man... (''sighs'') Pollo, you wanna come here and save my bacon?\\
'''Pollo''': '''Pollo:''' You just leave me out of this.\\



'''Narrator''': And now, the con--\\
'''Linkara''': Aw, shut up!

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'''Narrator''': '''Narrator:''' And now, the con--\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Aw, shut up!



-->'''Linkara''': ''(face in hands)'' I don't wanna' do it! I don't wanna' talk about it! And I don't wanna' ''review'' it! (takes face out of hands) But noooooooo, you people ''insisted''! You just had to keep asking and requesting and demanding that I review this series! Weeeell, ''fiiiiiiine'', you want a review, I'll ''give'' you your friggin' review!

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' ''(face in hands)'' I don't wanna' do it! I don't wanna' talk about it! And I don't wanna' ''review'' it! (takes face out of hands) But noooooooo, you people ''insisted''! You just had to keep asking and requesting and demanding that I review this series! Weeeell, ''fiiiiiiine'', you want a review, I'll ''give'' you your friggin' review!



-->'''Linkara''': ''YES, YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING, YOU BORING IDIOTS!''

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' ''YES, YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING, YOU BORING IDIOTS!''



-->'''Linkara''': [The editors of Countdown] wanted to introduce a love triangle between Donna [Troy], Kyle [Rayner] and Jason [Todd].\\

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' [The editors of Countdown] wanted to introduce a love triangle between Donna [Troy], Kyle [Rayner] and Jason [Todd].\\



'''Linkara''': [[CurseCutShort F]]--\\

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'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' [[CurseCutShort F]]--\\



'''Linkara''': ''(waving his gun around haphazardly)'' ''[[OrphanedPunchline ...AND ROLL OVER THEIR FETID CARCASSES FOR THAT IDIOTIC IDEA!!]]''. So, back to our story...

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'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' ''(waving his gun around haphazardly)'' ''[[OrphanedPunchline ...AND ROLL OVER THEIR FETID CARCASSES FOR THAT IDIOTIC IDEA!!]]''. So, back to our story...



--->'''Darkseid''': ''(to Superman)'' YOU DARE?!
'''Linkara'''!'''Superman''': Yes, I dare! And when I am done with you, I will dare to sit on your couch!

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--->'''Darkseid''': --->'''Darkseid:''' ''(to Superman)'' YOU DARE?!
'''Linkara'''!'''Superman''': '''Linkara!Superman:''' Yes, I dare! And when I am done with you, I will dare to sit on your couch!



-->'''Linkara''': On the ''Xena'' cover, you have this: "Oh, a bodybuilder pose. [[FlatJoy How fascinating.]]" On the ''Spider-Man'' one, you have this: "Holy crap! Impossible Spine Lady— yeah, I know her name is Stunner, no need to comment on it—is holding Spidey by the neck while Dr. Octopus's mechanical tentacles are looming in on them and…" Wow, it really sounds like I'm describing a hentai comic, doesn't it?

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' On the ''Xena'' cover, you have this: "Oh, a bodybuilder pose. [[FlatJoy How fascinating.]]" On the ''Spider-Man'' one, you have this: "Holy crap! Impossible Spine Lady— yeah, I know her name is Stunner, no need to comment on it—is holding Spidey by the neck while Dr. Octopus's mechanical tentacles are looming in on them and…" Wow, it really sounds like I'm describing a hentai comic, doesn't it?



-->'''Man in comic''': Incredible. A single human that has all ten of the known endowments...\\
'''Linkara''': Endowments?\\

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-->'''Man in comic''': comic:''' Incredible. A single human that has all ten of the known endowments...\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Endowments?\\



'''Linkara''': Wow. Three panels in and they're ''already'' making a boob joke.

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'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Wow. Three panels in and they're ''already'' making a boob joke.



-->'''[[FanNickname Mr. R]]''': (''facing away from the people he's talking to'') She'll kill us all before long!\\
'''Linkara''': (''with his back to the camera'') I don't like fools who face people when they talk to 'em.

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-->'''[[FanNickname Mr. R]]''': R]]:''' (''facing away from the people he's talking to'') She'll kill us all before long!\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' (''with his back to the camera'') I don't like fools who face people when they talk to 'em.



-->'''Xena''': I'm no murderer... I simply punish... the guilty!\\
'''Linkara!Xena''': By killing them without due process! (''{{Beat}}'') Wait...\\
'''Linkara''': So Xena frags them all, and again, going off about justice and the law and stuff. You know, I don't need some crappy indie comic to do this. I can just watch that awful Creator/SylvesterStallone movie version of ''Film/JudgeDredd'' and get the same thing.
-->(''montage of Stallone as Dredd shouting "I am the law!"'')

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-->'''Xena''': -->'''Xena:''' I'm no murderer... I simply punish... the guilty!\\
'''Linkara!Xena''': '''Linkara!Xena:''' By killing them without due process! (''{{Beat}}'') Wait...\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' So Xena frags them all, and again, going off about justice and the law and stuff. You know, I don't need some crappy indie comic to do this. I can just watch that awful Creator/SylvesterStallone movie version of ''Film/JudgeDredd'' and get the same thing.
-->(''montage
thing.\\
(''montage
of Stallone as Dredd shouting "I am the law!"'')



-->'''Linkara''': Oh yeah, that was the end of the comic. And wow, what a comic, eh?I can just see the advertisements they must've made. "Never before will you [[FlatCharacter learn so little about a character]]!" "The blandness just ''sizzles'' off the page!" "She likes to watch… and that's not nearly as exciting a concept as you'd think it is!"

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-->'''Linkara''': Oh -->'''Linkara:''' Oh, yeah, that was the end of the comic. And wow, what a comic, eh?I eh? I can just see the advertisements they must've made. made: "Never before will you [[FlatCharacter learn so little about a character]]!" "The blandness just ''sizzles'' off the page!" "She likes to watch… and that's not nearly as exciting a concept as you'd think it is!"



-->'''Luxura''': I am the vampiress Luxura. Some of you may have missed my first appearance in '"Vamperotica'' #1.\\
'''Linkara''': Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Troy McLuxura]]. You may remember me from such comics as ''Boobula'' and ''Interview with the Vampire Pornstar''.

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-->'''Luxura''': -->'''Luxura:''' I am the vampiress Luxura. Some of you may have missed my first appearance in '"Vamperotica'' #1.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Troy McLuxura]]. You may remember me from such comics as ''Boobula'' and ''Interview with the Vampire Pornstar''.



-->'''Linkara''': ''(singing)'' Do a little dance... make a little clone... get down tonight!

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-->'''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara:''' ''(singing)'' Do a little dance... make a little clone... get down tonight!



--->'''Linkara''': ''(as Punisher)'' I totally can! What, you don't believe me when I say I can? You don't think I can? ({{Beat}}, sad) Nobody thinks I'm cool anymore...!

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--->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' ''(as Punisher)'' I totally can! What, you don't believe me when I say I can? You don't think I can? ({{Beat}}, sad) Nobody thinks I'm cool anymore...!



-->'''The Jackal''': WHEEEEEE!

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-->'''The Jackal''': Jackal:''' WHEEEEEE!



--->'''Linkara''': Wow, let me see if I can do that! ''(puts comic down, gets up and tries to do so)'' '''*CRACK!*''' ''MY SPINE!''

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--->'''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara:''' Wow, let me see if I can do that! ''(puts comic down, gets up and tries to do so)'' '''*CRACK!*''' ''MY SPINE!''



-->'''Bruce Wayne''': There's no way out.\\
'''[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]]''': There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.\\
'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel]]''': It'll be dark soon.

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-->'''Bruce Wayne''': Wayne:''' There's no way out.\\
'''[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]]''': Torgo]]:''' There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.\\
'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel]]''': Joel]]:''' It'll be dark soon.



-->'''Vicki Vale''': It doesn't make any ''sense''. It doesn't make any ''sense''.\\
'''Linkara''': Vicki, I know it doesn't. Vicki, I know it doesn't.

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-->'''Vicki Vale''': Vale:''' It doesn't make any ''sense''. It doesn't make any ''sense''.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Vicki, I know it doesn't. Vicki, I know it doesn't.



-->'''Narrator''': Vicki Vale. Columnist. Bearing witness.\\
'''Linkara''': Lewis Lovhaug. Comic book reviewer. Bearing the pain of this comic.

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-->'''Narrator''': -->'''Narrator:''' Vicki Vale. Columnist. Bearing witness.\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' Lewis Lovhaug. Comic book reviewer. Bearing the pain of this comic.



-->'''Batman''': Who the hell do I think I am?\\
'''Linkara''': You're the goddamn... Screw it, you knew where that was going.

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-->'''Batman''': -->'''Batman:''' Who the hell do I think I am?\\
'''Linkara''': '''Linkara:''' You're the goddamn... Screw it, you knew where that was going.



-->'''Storm''': (''thinking'') That voice-- where did it come from?\\

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-->'''Storm''': -->'''Storm:''' (''thinking'') That voice-- where did it come from?\\



'''Storm''': (''out loud'') Some kind of... smoke... gas! But I can use my powers to--\\

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'''Storm''': '''Storm:''' (''out loud'') Some kind of... smoke... gas! But I can use my powers to--\\



'''Linkara!Storm''': (''wobbling'') Whoops, maybe I should have stuck to the thought bubbles... (''flops over, unconscious'')

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'''Linkara!Storm''': '''Linkara!Storm:''' (''wobbling'') Whoops, maybe I should have stuck to the thought bubbles... (''flops over, unconscious'')
16th May '17 6:00:25 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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15th May '17 12:20:36 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Linkara''': Some of us believe in God and don't have a problem with other people's beliefs unless those beliefs are the ones that say you should kill people for your beliefs! Believe it!
-->'''Title Card''': My apologies to ''Anime/{{Naruto}}'' fans everywhere.

to:

-->'''Linkara''': Some of us believe in God and don't have a problem with other people's beliefs unless those beliefs are the ones that say you should kill people for your beliefs! Believe it!
-->'''Title
it!\\
'''Title
Card''': My apologies to ''Anime/{{Naruto}}'' fans everywhere.



--> "'''I AM A MAN!!!''' (Cue "Punch", and pulling something from BehindTheBlack) ...Hey, cool, a [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Digivice]]!)
--> "'''[[ManIFeelLikeAWoman I AM A WOMAN!!!]]''' ({{Beat}}) [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, that isn't right...]]"
--> "'''[[MindScrew I AM CONFUSED ABOUT MY GENDER IDENTITY, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO A LOCAL LIBRARY TO LOOK UP SOME MORE INFORMATION]], [[{{Anvilicious}} ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF THE FACT THAT TRANSGENDER RIGHTS AREN'T GIVEN AS MUCH ATTENTION IN THE MEDIA AS OTHER RIGHTS]]!!!''' ({{Beat}}, {{Beat}}, "Punch!")

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--> "'''I -->"'''I AM A MAN!!!''' (Cue "Punch", and pulling something from BehindTheBlack) ...Hey, cool, a [[Franchise/{{Digimon}} Digivice]]!)
-->
Digivice]]!)\\
"'''[[ManIFeelLikeAWoman I AM A WOMAN!!!]]''' ({{Beat}}) [[ThatCameOutWrong Wait, that isn't right...]]"
-->
]]"\\
"'''[[MindScrew I AM CONFUSED ABOUT MY GENDER IDENTITY, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO A LOCAL LIBRARY TO LOOK UP SOME MORE INFORMATION]], [[{{Anvilicious}} ESPECIALLY IN LIGHT OF THE FACT THAT TRANSGENDER RIGHTS AREN'T GIVEN AS MUCH ATTENTION IN THE MEDIA AS OTHER RIGHTS]]!!!''' ({{Beat}}, {{Beat}}, "Punch!")



-->'''Captain Kirk:''' Is it your intention to sit out this tour on my '''lap''', Ensign?
-->'''Linkara:''' Is that an invitation, Captain?

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-->'''Captain Kirk:''' Is it your intention to sit out this tour on my '''lap''', Ensign?
-->'''Linkara:'''
Ensign?\\
'''Linkara:'''
Is that an invitation, Captain?



-->'''Spider-Man''': Reminds me of how tough things were for me before I had my wife, Mary Jane, to confide in.
-->'''Linkara!Spider-Man''': And it's a good thing I have a wife I can tell this to, because it'd certainly suck if the devil were to undo it all and continuity would be all [[CurseCutShort fu--]] (''gets zapped'') '''''GAAAAAAHHHHHH!''''' IT SLIPPED! I'M SORRY!

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-->'''Spider-Man''': --->'''Spider-Man''': Reminds me of how tough things were for me before I had my wife, Mary Jane, to confide in.
-->'''Linkara!Spider-Man''':
in.\\
'''Linkara!Spider-Man''':
And it's a good thing I have a wife I can tell this to, because it'd certainly suck if the devil were to undo it all and continuity would be all [[CurseCutShort fu--]] fu]]-- (''gets zapped'') '''''GAAAAAAHHHHHH!''''' IT SLIPPED! I'M SORRY!



-->'''The narration box:''' Nighttime in Los Angeles.
-->'''Linkara:''' The hookers are a little less trampy.

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-->'''The narration box:''' Nighttime in Los Angeles.
-->'''Linkara:'''
Angeles.\\
'''Linkara:'''
The hookers are a little less trampy.



-->'''Linkara:''' [waving around bunny statue] Look at the pretty bunny, look at the pretty bunny! [breaks down crying]

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-->'''Linkara:''' [waving ''(waving around bunny statue] statue)'' Look at the pretty bunny, look at the pretty bunny! [breaks down crying]



-->'''Linkara:''' [trying to cut his wrists ''with a gun''] Why doesn't it work?!

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-->'''Linkara:''' [trying --->'''Linkara:''' ''(trying to cut his wrists ''with a gun''] gun'')'' Why doesn't it work?!



-->'''Aide in comic:''' [[UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC D.C.]] is in ruins.
-->'''Linkara:''' Well, after this comic [[Creator/DCComics it]] certainly is.

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-->'''Aide in comic:''' [[UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC D.C.]] is in ruins.
-->'''Linkara:'''
ruins.\\
'''Linkara:'''
Well, after this comic [[Creator/DCComics it]] certainly is.



--> '''Linkara:''' Free will? Load of crap, you're just born evil. *Beat* This is my CLUE STICK!!! (proceeds to hit the screen)

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--> '''Linkara:''' Free will? Load of crap, you're just born evil. *Beat* ''(beat)'' This is my CLUE STICK!!! (proceeds ''(proceeds to hit the screen)screen)''



-->'''Narrator''': July. It means summer heat and clear blue skies here at Rutgers Air Force Base.
-->'''Linkara!Narrator''': August, on the other hand, means a filthy obscenity. And don't even get me started on what September means.

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-->'''Narrator''': July. It means summer heat and clear blue skies here at Rutgers Air Force Base.
-->'''Linkara!Narrator''':
Base.\\
'''Linkara!Narrator''':
August, on the other hand, means a filthy obscenity. And don't even get me started on what September means.



-->'''Narrator''': July is spent gazing dreamily at the [[AccidentalInnuendo cream of American manhood]].
-->'''Linkara''': Okay, don't say "cream" or "manhood" ever again, okay?

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-->'''Narrator''': July is spent gazing dreamily at the [[AccidentalInnuendo cream of American manhood]].
-->'''Linkara''':
manhood]].\\
'''Linkara''':
Okay, don't say "cream" or "manhood" ever again, okay?



-->'''Linkara''': So now you know. AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle.
-->(''Creator/{{NBC}} "The More You Know" logo appears'')
-->'''Linkara''': Wait, wait, that was supposed to be the ''WesternAnimation/GIJoe'' music!
-->'''Offscreen voice''': Eh, we'll fix it in post.
-->'''Linkara''': You better! So now, back to our—
-->'''Music''': ♪G. I. Joe!♪
-->'''Linkara''': A little '''late''' for it!

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-->'''Linkara''': So now you know. AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle.
-->(''Creator/{{NBC}}
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle.\\
(''Creator/{{NBC}}
"The More You Know" logo appears'')
-->'''Linkara''':
appears'')\\
'''Linkara''':
Wait, wait, that was supposed to be the ''WesternAnimation/GIJoe'' music!
-->'''Offscreen
music!\\
'''Offscreen
voice''': Eh, we'll fix it in post.
-->'''Linkara''':
post.\\
'''Linkara''':
You better! So now, back to our—
-->'''Music''':
our--\\
'''Music''':
♪G. I. Joe!♪
-->'''Linkara''':
Joe!♪\\
'''Linkara''':
A little '''late''' for it!



-->'''Scientist''': I mean, consider the transmutation of living tissue! Men into supermen! The power of creation could be in our grasp!
-->'''Linkara''': My God! [[TakeThat We could make Hardee's into edible food]]!

to:

-->'''Scientist''': I mean, consider the transmutation of living tissue! Men into supermen! The power of creation could be in our grasp!
-->'''Linkara''':
grasp!\\
'''Linkara''':
My God! [[TakeThat We could make Hardee's into edible food]]!



-->'''Narrator''': Jasmine is now the bride of fire.
-->'''Linkara!Jasmine''': This relationship is suffocating me! Literally!

to:

-->'''Narrator''': Jasmine is now the bride of fire.
-->'''Linkara!Jasmine''':
fire.\\
'''Linkara!Jasmine''':
This relationship is suffocating me! Literally!



-->'''Daredevil''': Life turns cheap, then it turns up in the emergency room.
-->'''Linkara''': Dear Lord, the fact that they even used a "Life is cheap" line is just dorky. But hey, [[TemptingFate at least it wasn't "Life is cheap in the big city," or something]] - oh wait, Daredevil uses it in the last panel of the page. I really should just give up right here.

to:

-->'''Daredevil''': Life turns cheap, then it turns up in the emergency room.
-->'''Linkara''':
room.\\
'''Linkara''':
Dear Lord, the fact that they even used a "Life is cheap" line is just dorky. But hey, [[TemptingFate at least it wasn't "Life is cheap in the big city," or something]] - oh wait, Daredevil uses it in the last panel of the page. I really should just give up right here.



-->'''Linkara''': Honestly, just imagine if I had some stupid narrator like that. It wouldn't be dramatic, it'd be annoying.
-->'''Narrator''': He sits on his futon, green like the blood of a ''Series/StarTrek'' Vulcan. He thinks he and he alone knows the pain and suffering that results from- (''Linkara shoots upwards with the Magic Gun, shutting him up'').

to:

-->'''Linkara''': Honestly, just imagine if I had some stupid narrator like that. It wouldn't be dramatic, it'd be annoying.
-->'''Narrator''':
annoying.\\
'''Narrator''':
He sits on his futon, green like the blood of a ''Series/StarTrek'' Vulcan. He thinks he and he alone knows the pain and suffering that results from- (''Linkara shoots upwards with the Magic Gun, shutting him up'').



--> '''Nostalgia Chick:''' ''"And you're too late to stop the bomb... in my pants."''

to:

--> '''Nostalgia -->'''Nostalgia Chick:''' ''"And And you're too late to stop the bomb... in my pants."''



-->'''Linkara''': ''ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!''
-->'''AVGN''': ''* punches Linkara in the face*

to:

-->'''Linkara''': ''ADAMANTIUM RAGE!!!''
-->'''AVGN''': ''* punches
RAGE!!!''\\
'''AVGN''': ''(punches
Linkara in the face*face)''



--->'''Linkara''': Wait a second!....You're That Chick With The Goggles!
--->'''Insano''': ....I'm not fricking black!
--->'''Linkara''': But you are a woman?

to:

--->'''Linkara''': Wait a second!....You're That Chick With The Goggles!
--->'''Insano''': ....
Goggles!\\
'''Insano''': ....
I'm not fricking black!
--->'''Linkara''':
black!\\
'''Linkara''':
But you are a woman?



--->'''[[spoiler: Nostalgia Critic]]''': '''"STOP! USING! ELLIPSES!"'''

to:

--->'''[[spoiler: Nostalgia Critic]]''': '''"STOP! STOP! USING! ELLIPSES!"'''ELLIPSES!



---> '''Angry Joe''': "Hold it! Nobody rapes Santa on our watch!"

to:

---> '''Angry -->'''Angry Joe''': "Hold Hold it! Nobody rapes Santa on our watch!"watch!



-->'''Linksano:''' ''(laughs evilly)'' It worked! My hypertime destabilization experiment was a complete success! [{{Beat}}] Well, sort of, my hair's a different color.
-->'''Linkara!Spoony:''' Doctor Insano!
-->'''Linksano:''' [[RunningGag OF COURSE!]] Who else but I could create a dimensional rift in the fabric of hypertime? [[MemeticMutation Now all your continuities, are belong to]] ''[[MemeticMutation me!]]''

to:

-->'''Linksano:''' ''(laughs evilly)'' It worked! My hypertime destabilization experiment was a complete success! [{{Beat}}] Well, sort of, my hair's a different color.
-->'''Linkara!Spoony:'''
color.\\
'''Linkara!Spoony:'''
Doctor Insano!
-->'''Linksano:'''
Insano!\\
'''Linksano:'''
[[RunningGag OF COURSE!]] Who else but I could create a dimensional rift in the fabric of hypertime? [[MemeticMutation Now all your continuities, are belong to]] ''[[MemeticMutation me!]]''



-->'''Snowflame:''' I am SNOWFLAME! Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy! COCAINE IS MY GOD AND I AM THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT OF ITS WILL!"
-->'''Linkara:''' ''(befuddled look)'' Ladies and gentlemen, I can say without a hint of irony that is the ''crackiest thing I have ever seen in a comic'', and I've seen [[StupidJetpackHitler Jetpack Hitler]] and ancient Kandarian book being used as toilet paper by zombie superheros! In fact, that statement is so bloody ridiculous, insane, and '''''bad''''', that it's ''[[SoBadItsGood freaking awesome!]]'' Snowflame, the man powered by cocaine, is [[MadeOfWin win of the highest level]]!

to:

-->'''Snowflame:''' I am SNOWFLAME! Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy! COCAINE IS MY GOD AND I AM THE HUMAN INSTRUMENT OF ITS WILL!"
-->'''Linkara:'''
WILL!\\
'''Linkara:'''
''(befuddled look)'' Ladies and gentlemen, I can say without a hint of irony that is the ''crackiest thing I have ever seen in a comic'', and I've seen [[StupidJetpackHitler Jetpack Hitler]] and ancient Kandarian book being used as toilet paper by zombie superheros! In fact, that statement is so bloody ridiculous, insane, and '''''bad''''', that it's ''[[SoBadItsGood freaking awesome!]]'' Snowflame, the man powered by cocaine, is [[MadeOfWin win of the highest level]]!



-->'''Doctor Strange''': Why have you come to the house of DOCTOR STRANGE?
-->'''Linkara''': And his name is in red and made huge, as if he routinely walks around talking about himself in the most dramatic manner possible. I wonder if he does this in real life, too.
-->'''Linkara!Doctor Strange''': DOCTOR STRANGE demands his mocha double latte!

to:

-->'''Doctor Strange''': Why have you come to the house of DOCTOR STRANGE?
-->'''Linkara''':
STRANGE?\\
'''Linkara''':
And his name is in red and made huge, as if he routinely walks around talking about himself in the most dramatic manner possible. I wonder if he does this in real life, too.
-->'''Linkara!Doctor
too.\\
'''Linkara!Doctor
Strange''': DOCTOR STRANGE demands his mocha double latte!



-->'''Narrator''': PreviouslyOn ''Atop the Fourth Wall'':
-->'''Linkara''' Well, let's dig into ''Secret Defenders'' #9 and and I'll show you.
-->(''Cut to Linkara holding a [[ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}} Dogbert]] plush in one hand, a sword in the other'')
-->'''Linkara''': Of course! The bombs were secretly hidden in the coconuts the entire… the entire…
-->(''RecordNeedleScratch'')
-->'''Linkara''': I'm sorry, I just can't do this.
-->'''Phelous''': (''cocks a gun'') Wait, what? What's the matter?
-->'''Linkara''': Phelous, this is an important episode. Everyone loves these "previously on" segments and this is gonna premiere the theme song! But what I'm being told is that we could only spring for one guest star.
-->'''Phelous''': Yep, well… everyone's been pretty busy since the Brawl. Hell, I can really only give you five minutes.
-->'''Linkara''': But how is this gonna look to the fans? "Oh, he can only bring in one other guy! Clearly Channel Awesome is trying to shun the stupid comic book guy."
-->'''Phelous''' (''looking at watch'') Uh huh, yeah… whoops! Sorry, Linkara, time's up.
-->'''Linkara''': B-b-but…
-->'''Phelous''': Yeah, well, you know how it is, especially when I have to film ''Street Fighter'' comedy. (''grumbles and stomps off, spouting {{Angrish}}'')
-->'''Linkara''' Phelous! Dude, dude, I'm sorry! It was a joke, man… (''sighs'') Pollo, you wanna come here and save my bacon?
-->'''Pollo''': You just leave me out of this.
-->(''Linkara slumps back on the futon'')
-->'''Narrator''': And now, the con—
-->'''Linkara''': Aw, shut up!

to:

-->'''Narrator''': PreviouslyOn ''Atop the Fourth Wall'':
-->'''Linkara'''
Wall'':\\
'''Linkara:'''
Well, let's dig into ''Secret Defenders'' #9 and and I'll show you.
-->(''Cut
you.\\
(''cut
to Linkara holding a [[ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}} Dogbert]] plush in one hand, a sword in the other'')
-->'''Linkara''':
other'')\\
'''Linkara''':
Of course! The bombs were secretly hidden in the coconuts the entire… entire... the entire…
-->(''RecordNeedleScratch'')
-->'''Linkara''':
entire...\\
(''RecordNeedleScratch'')\\
'''Linkara''':
I'm sorry, I just can't do this.
-->'''Phelous''':
this.\\
'''Phelous''':
(''cocks a gun'') Wait, what? What's the matter?
-->'''Linkara''':
matter?\\
'''Linkara''':
Phelous, this is an important episode. Everyone loves these "previously on" segments and this is gonna premiere the theme song! But what I'm being told is that we could only spring for one guest star.
-->'''Phelous''':
star.\\
'''Phelous''':
Yep, well… well... everyone's been pretty busy since the Brawl. Hell, I can really only give you five minutes.
-->'''Linkara''':
minutes.\\
'''Linkara''':
But how is this gonna look to the fans? "Oh, he can only bring in one other guy! Clearly Channel Awesome is trying to shun the stupid comic book guy."
-->'''Phelous'''
"\\
'''Phelous'''
(''looking at watch'') Uh huh, yeah… whoops! yeah... Whoops! Sorry, Linkara, time's up.
-->'''Linkara''': B-b-but…
-->'''Phelous''':
up.\\
'''Linkara''': B-b-but...\\
'''Phelous''':
Yeah, well, you know how it is, especially when I have to film ''Street Fighter'' comedy. (''grumbles and stomps off, spouting {{Angrish}}'')
-->'''Linkara'''
{{Angrish}}'')\\
'''Linkara'''
Phelous! Dude, dude, I'm sorry! It was a joke, man… man... (''sighs'') Pollo, you wanna come here and save my bacon?
-->'''Pollo''':
bacon?\\
'''Pollo''':
You just leave me out of this.
-->(''Linkara
this.\\
(''Linkara
slumps back on the futon'')
-->'''Narrator''':
futon'')\\
'''Narrator''':
And now, the con—
-->'''Linkara''':
con--\\
'''Linkara''':
Aw, shut up!



-->'''Linkara''': (face in hands) I don't wanna' do it! I don't wanna' talk about it! And I don't wanna' ''review'' it! (takes face out of hands) But noooooooo, you people ''insisted''! You just had to keep asking and requesting and demanding that I review this series! Weeeell, ''fiiiiiiine'', you want a review, I'll ''give'' you your friggin' review!

to:

-->'''Linkara''': (face ''(face in hands) hands)'' I don't wanna' do it! I don't wanna' talk about it! And I don't wanna' ''review'' it! (takes face out of hands) But noooooooo, you people ''insisted''! You just had to keep asking and requesting and demanding that I review this series! Weeeell, ''fiiiiiiine'', you want a review, I'll ''give'' you your friggin' review!



-->'''Darkseid''' (to Superman): YOU DARE?!
-->'''Linkara'''!'''Superman''': Yes, I dare! And when I am done with you, I will dare to sit on your couch!

to:

-->'''Darkseid''' (to Superman): --->'''Darkseid''': ''(to Superman)'' YOU DARE?!
-->'''Linkara'''!'''Superman''': '''Linkara'''!'''Superman''': Yes, I dare! And when I am done with you, I will dare to sit on your couch!



-->'''Man in comic''': Incredible. A single human that has all ten of the known endowments…
-->'''Linkara''': Endowments?
-->(''flips to front cover, zoom in on [[MostCommonSuperpower Xena's breasts]]'')
-->'''Linkara''': Wow. Three panels in and they're ''already'' making a boob joke.

to:

-->'''Man in comic''': Incredible. A single human that has all ten of the known endowments…
-->'''Linkara''': Endowments?
-->(''flips
endowments...\\
'''Linkara''': Endowments?\\
(''flips
to front cover, zoom in on [[MostCommonSuperpower Xena's breasts]]'')
-->'''Linkara''':
breasts]]'')\\
'''Linkara''':
Wow. Three panels in and they're ''already'' making a boob joke.



-->'''[[FanNickname Mr. R]]''': (''facing away from the people he's talking to'') She'll kill us all before long!
-->'''Linkara''': (''with his back to the camera'') I don't like fools who face people when they talk to 'em.

to:

-->'''[[FanNickname Mr. R]]''': (''facing away from the people he's talking to'') She'll kill us all before long!
-->'''Linkara''':
long!\\
'''Linkara''':
(''with his back to the camera'') I don't like fools who face people when they talk to 'em.



-->'''Xena''': I'm no murderer… I simply punish… the guilty!
-->'''Linkara!Xena''': By killing them without due process! (''{{Beat}}'') Wait…
-->'''Linkara''': So Xena frags them all, and again, going off about justice and the law and stuff. You know, I don't need some crappy indie comic to do this. I can just watch that awful Creator/SylvesterStallone movie version of ''Film/JudgeDredd'' and get the same thing.

to:

-->'''Xena''': I'm no murderer… murderer... I simply punish… punish... the guilty!
-->'''Linkara!Xena''':
guilty!\\
'''Linkara!Xena''':
By killing them without due process! (''{{Beat}}'') Wait…
-->'''Linkara''':
Wait...\\
'''Linkara''':
So Xena frags them all, and again, going off about justice and the law and stuff. You know, I don't need some crappy indie comic to do this. I can just watch that awful Creator/SylvesterStallone movie version of ''Film/JudgeDredd'' and get the same thing.



-->'''Luxura''': I am the vampiress Luxura. Some of you may have missed my first appearance in '"Vamperotica'' #1.
-->'''Linkara''': Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Troy McLuxura]]. You may remember me from such comics as ''Boobula'' and ''Interview with the Vampire Pornstar''.

to:

-->'''Luxura''': I am the vampiress Luxura. Some of you may have missed my first appearance in '"Vamperotica'' #1.
-->'''Linkara''':
#1.\\
'''Linkara''':
Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Troy McLuxura]]. You may remember me from such comics as ''Boobula'' and ''Interview with the Vampire Pornstar''.



-->'''Thomas Wayne:''' We don't listen to that sort of music in this house. Now you better get ready if you don't want to miss--
-->'''Batman, in the present:''' --[[TwoScenesOneDialogue that]] [[Film/TheMarkOfZorro Zorro]] movie.
-->'''Linkara:''' ...really? You're really going to pull the "on the same day my parents died" card?....... This is a dumb comic.

to:

-->'''Thomas Wayne:''' We don't listen to that sort of music in this house. Now you better get ready if you don't want to miss--
-->'''Batman, in
miss--\\
'''Batman:''' ''(in
the present:''' present)'' --[[TwoScenesOneDialogue that]] [[Film/TheMarkOfZorro Zorro]] movie.
-->'''Linkara:''' ...
movie.\\
'''Linkara:''' ...
really? You're really going to pull the "on the same day my parents died" card?....... card? ...This is a dumb comic.



-->'''Batman (yes, ''the'' Batman):''' [[Music/TheBeatles Pigs--From a gun]].
-->'''Linkara''' ({{Beat}}) ''What the Funk and Wagnall does '''that''' mean?!''

to:

-->'''Batman (yes, -->'''Batman:''' ''(yes, ''the'' Batman):''' Batman)'' [[Music/TheBeatles Pigs--From a gun]].
-->'''Linkara'''
gun]].\\
'''Linkara'''
({{Beat}}) ''What the Funk and Wagnall does '''that''' mean?!''



-->'''Linkara as Lainie:''' (vacantly) I like toast!
-->'''Linkara as the alien:''' Okay, maybe you're ''really'' not aware of it.

to:

-->'''Linkara as Lainie:''' (vacantly) ''(vacantly)'' I like toast!
-->'''Linkara
toast!\\
'''Linkara
as the alien:''' Okay, maybe you're ''really'' not aware of it.



-->'''Troy''': Another raging success story. And the only thing I want, she can't give me.
-->'''Linkara''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Proper auto insurance.]] Damn you, Progressive, you lied to me!

to:

-->'''Troy''': Another raging success story. And the only thing I want, she can't give me.
-->'''Linkara''':
me.\\
'''Linkara''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Proper auto insurance.]] Damn you, Progressive, you lied to me!



--> '''Christabella''': Hey, Doc. I'm feeling all tingly in BAD PLACES. You know what that's all about?
--> '''Linkara''': What in the hell is up with this comic?!

to:

--> '''Christabella''': -->'''Christabella''': Hey, Doc. I'm feeling all tingly in BAD PLACES. You know what that's all about?
-->
about?\\
'''Linkara''': What in the hell is up with this comic?!



-->'''Peter Parker:''' Should I really trust a jackal?
-->'''Linkara:''' I don't know, Peter, maybe I should- (Pulls out a cane) HIT YOU WITH MY CLUE-STICK! (proceeds to hit the screen)

to:

-->'''Peter --->'''Peter Parker:''' Should I really trust a jackal?
-->'''Linkara:'''
jackal?\\
'''Linkara:'''
I don't know, Peter, maybe I should- (Pulls should-- ''(pulls out a cane) cane)'' HIT YOU WITH MY CLUE-STICK! (proceeds ''(proceeds to hit the screen)screen)''



--> '''Linkara''': ''(singing)'' Do a little dance... make a little clone... get down tonight!

to:

--> '''Linkara''': -->'''Linkara''': ''(singing)'' Do a little dance... make a little clone... get down tonight!



--> '''Linkara''': ''(as Punisher)'' I totally can! What, you don't believe me when I say I can? You don't think I can? ({{Beat}}, sad) Nobody thinks I'm cool anymore...!

to:

--> '''Linkara''': --->'''Linkara''': ''(as Punisher)'' I totally can! What, you don't believe me when I say I can? You don't think I can? ({{Beat}}, sad) Nobody thinks I'm cool anymore...!



-->'''Linkara''': ''Wow, let me see if I can do that!'' * puts comic down, gets up and tries to do so* * CRACK!* ''MY SPINE!''

to:

-->'''Linkara''': ''Wow, --->'''Linkara''': Wow, let me see if I can do that!'' * puts that! ''(puts comic down, gets up and tries to do so* * CRACK!* so)'' '''*CRACK!*''' ''MY SPINE!''



--> "I'm on a date with ''Bruce Wayne!''"

to:

--> "I'm --->"I'm on a date with ''Bruce Wayne!''"



-->'''Vicki Vale''': I hate the country. I hate ''bats''.
-->'''[[Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Raoul Duke]]''': We can't stop here. This is bat country.

to:

-->'''Vicki Vale''': I hate the country. I hate ''bats''.
-->'''[[Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas
''bats''.\\
'''[[Film/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas
Raoul Duke]]''': We can't stop here. This is bat country.



-->'''Bruce Wayne''': There's no way out.
-->'''[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]]''': There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
-->'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel]]''': It'll be dark soon.

to:

-->'''Bruce Wayne''': There's no way out.
-->'''[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate
out.\\
'''[[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate
Torgo]]''': There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.
-->'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000
here.\\
'''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000
Joel]]''': It'll be dark soon.



-->'''Vicki Vale''': It doesn't make any ''sense''. It doesn't make any ''sense''.
-->'''Linkara''': Vicki, I know it doesn't. Vicki, I know it doesn't.

to:

-->'''Vicki Vale''': It doesn't make any ''sense''. It doesn't make any ''sense''.
-->'''Linkara''':
''sense''.\\
'''Linkara''':
Vicki, I know it doesn't. Vicki, I know it doesn't.



-->'''Narrator''': Vicki Vale. Columnist. Bearing witness.
-->'''Linkara''': Lewis Lovhaug. Comic book reviewer. Bearing the pain of this comic.

to:

-->'''Narrator''': Vicki Vale. Columnist. Bearing witness.
-->'''Linkara''':
witness.\\
'''Linkara''':
Lewis Lovhaug. Comic book reviewer. Bearing the pain of this comic.



-->'''Linkara:''' (''pokes the off-screen narrator with the stick'') Get a job, ya hippie!
-->'''Brooding Narrator:''' Aw! Hey! Stop poking me!

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' (''pokes the off-screen narrator with the stick'') Get a job, ya hippie!
-->'''Brooding
hippie!\\
'''Brooding
Narrator:''' Aw! Hey! Stop poking me!



--> '''Batman''': Who the hell do I think I am?
--> '''Linkara''': You're the goddamn — screw it, you knew where that was going.

to:

--> '''Batman''': -->'''Batman''': Who the hell do I think I am?
-->
am?\\
'''Linkara''': You're the goddamn — screw goddamn... Screw it, you knew where that was going.



--> '''Linkara:''' A little help here.

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' --->'''Linkara:''' A little help here.here?



-->"Oh, uh... bang, bang, bang... bang bang bang. Booom."

to:

-->"Oh, --->"Oh, uh... bang, bang, bang... bang bang bang. Booom."



--> '''Linkara:''' Oh, everything's about YOU, isn't it?

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' -->'''Linkara:''' Oh, everything's about YOU, isn't it?



-->'''Storm''': (''thinking'') That voice-- where did it come from?
-->(''smoke begins to fill the room'')
-->'''Storm''': (''out loud'') Some kind of... smoke... gas! But I can use my powers to--
-->(''Storm is hit in the back of the head with a loud '''KRAK''''')
-->'''Linkara!Storm''': (''wobbling'') Whoops, maybe I should have stuck to the thought bubbles... (''flops over, unconscious'')

to:

-->'''Storm''': (''thinking'') That voice-- where did it come from?
-->(''smoke
from?\\
(''smoke
begins to fill the room'')
-->'''Storm''':
room'')\\
'''Storm''':
(''out loud'') Some kind of... smoke... gas! But I can use my powers to--
-->(''Storm
to--\\
(''Storm
is hit in the back of the head with a loud '''KRAK''''')
-->'''Linkara!Storm''':
'''KRAK''''')\\
'''Linkara!Storm''':
(''wobbling'') Whoops, maybe I should have stuck to the thought bubbles... (''flops over, unconscious'')



--> '''Linkara:''' NO! [[YouFailPhysicsForever That wasn't even remotely scientific!]]

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' -->'''Linkara:''' NO! [[YouFailPhysicsForever That wasn't even remotely scientific!]]



-->'''Linkara:''' "And she's the ''niece'' of Sherlock Holmes! ...Wait, does that mean Mycroft Holmes had a daughter? ...''Why am I thinking about this?!?''"

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' "And And she's the ''niece'' of Sherlock Holmes! ...Wait, does that mean Mycroft Holmes had a daughter? ...''Why am I thinking about this?!?''"this?!?''



-->'''Linkara:''' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm only on page FOUR. This comic is FORTY-EIGHT PAGES LONG]]. Expect a lot of crying in this episode."

to:

-->'''Linkara:''' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck [[ThisIsGonnaSuck I'm only on page FOUR. This comic is FORTY-EIGHT PAGES LONG]]. Expect a lot of crying in this episode."



--> '''Linkara:''' *shakes head* Sorry, must've slipped into a brief coma, was there a lame joke? Okay.

to:

--> '''Linkara:''' *shakes head* -->'''Linkara:''' ''(shakes head)'' Sorry, must've slipped into a brief coma, was there a lame joke? Okay.



-->''"It's about to blow"''
-->''"[[DeadpanSnarker It already does.]]"''

to:

-->''"It's about to blow"''
-->''"[[DeadpanSnarker
blow"''\\
''"[[DeadpanSnarker
It already does.]]"''



--> "By the by, [[AccentuateTheNegative if you're expecting a raged filled review with lots of shouting bits]] [[BlatantLies you're probably going to be a bit dissapointed.]] Today we're putting on our brainy specs and doing an analysis. Like if I were a ''real'' reviewer [[SelfDeprecation instead of some loser who does video reviews of comicbooks on the internet.]]"

to:

--> "By -->"By the by, [[AccentuateTheNegative if you're expecting a raged filled review with lots of shouting bits]] [[BlatantLies you're probably going to be a bit dissapointed.]] Today we're putting on our brainy specs and doing an analysis. Like if I were a ''real'' reviewer [[SelfDeprecation instead of some loser who does video reviews of comicbooks on the internet.]]"



--> '''Editor!Linkara:''' ''[[HereWeGoAgain Aw nuts…]]'' (shouts to someone offscreen) '''STEVE!!''' Frank's writing ''ComicBook/ThreeHundred'' [[OhNoNotAgain again]]! [[NoMedicationForMe Did he get his pills?!]]"

to:

--> '''Editor!Linkara:''' -->'''Editor!Linkara:''' ''[[HereWeGoAgain Aw nuts…]]'' (shouts to someone offscreen) '''STEVE!!''' Frank's writing ''ComicBook/ThreeHundred'' [[OhNoNotAgain again]]! [[NoMedicationForMe Did he get his pills?!]]"



--> '''Letters column''': "Instead of having [superpowers], Mr. T uses his ''head'' to get himself out of tricky situations!"\\
'''Linkara''': "Hmhmhmhmhmmmmmm!" * fingersnap* * Montage of the "Mr. T superpower count" from the original review incrementing*

to:

--> '''Letters --->'''Letters column''': "Instead Instead of having [superpowers], Mr. T uses his ''head'' to get himself out of tricky situations!"\\
situations!\\
'''Linkara''': "Hmhmhmhmhmmmmmm!" * fingersnap* * Montage Hmhmhmhmhmmmmmm!" '''*fingersnap*''' ''(montage of the "Mr. T superpower count" from the original review incrementing*incrementing)''



--> "Now listen up, y'all - if yer yellin' 'YEE-HAW' at the sound of the bourgeoisie getting kicked in the pants, you just might be...the urban proletariat."

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--> "Now --->"Now listen up, y'all - if yer yellin' 'YEE-HAW' at the sound of the bourgeoisie getting kicked in the pants, you just might be...the urban proletariat."
8th Apr '17 5:16:41 AM najhoant
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* Linkara making fun of Miller's way of [[EmphasizeEverything emphasizing seemingly random words]]:
-->'''Superman:''' It's '''you'''. I '''know''' it's you. Nobody '''else''' could be so '''good''' at being '''crazy'''.\\
'''Linkara:''' You know, Frankie, '''emphasizing''' random '''words''' does not a talented writer '''make'''.
7th Apr '17 4:27:33 PM nombretomado
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* "I'm the goddamn Batman!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we have an internet meme!" (cue ''ThePriceIsRight'' theme)

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* "I'm the goddamn Batman!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we have an internet meme!" (cue ''ThePriceIsRight'' ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' theme)
4th Apr '17 8:22:27 AM QuizzicalPieridine
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[[folder:35: Superman vs. The Terminator #1]]
* Linkara is preparing for his latest review, but is suddenly sent to the future due to [[CallBack Dr. Insano playing with hypertime]].
** There's also the fact that [[CantTakeAnythingWithYou his pants disappear from time-traveling]] (though [[FridgeLogic he questions why the rest of his clothes are still there]]).[[note]]He made it clear in the credits that he was wearing shorts, and [[FemaleGaze apologized to the fangirls]].[[/note]]
** Also, thirty years from now, Future Linkara ''just now'' started to review ''Comicbook/FinalCrisis'', and ''[[SelfDeprecation still]]'' [[SelfDeprecation hasn't moved out of his parents' house]]. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And he's wearing a different hat]]. Present Linkara goes back to change this, but all he changes is the hat his future self wears.
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28th Jan '17 2:21:20 AM twingle93
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--> '''Linkara:''' Oh, everything's about YOU, isn't it?
10th Jan '17 5:02:07 PM loneman22
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-->'''Linkara:''' (''pokes the off-screen narrator with the stick'') Shut up, ya hippie!

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-->'''Linkara:''' (''pokes the off-screen narrator with the stick'') Shut up, Get a job, ya hippie!
29th Dec '16 6:55:37 PM ObsequiousEscargot
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* During Linkara's ''Batman: Fortunate Son'' review, he flips out and rants about how people who overuse the term 'selling out' are a bunch of naive idiots. This doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as well.
* His constant railing at Robin for nonsensically leaping to the defense of Izaak Crowe, the drug-addled rockstar AssholeVictim of the comic who commits many terrorist acts such as assaulting a TV station with a grenade committing numerous offenses in the process (attempted murder being one of them,) inciting riots and unrest and other such psychotic acts while proclaiming "FREE! FREE!"
* '''"Punk" is nothing but death...and crime...and the ''rage'' of a ''beast.'''''"

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* During Linkara's ''Batman: Fortunate Son'' review, he flips out and rants about how people who overuse the term 'selling out' are a bunch of naive naïve idiots. This doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome as well.
* His constant railing at Robin for nonsensically leaping to the defense of Izaak Crowe, the drug-addled rockstar AssholeVictim of the comic who commits many terrorist acts such as assaulting a TV station with a grenade grenade, committing numerous offenses in the process (attempted murder being one of them,) them), inciting riots and unrest unrest, and other such psychotic acts while proclaiming "FREE! FREE!"
* '''"Punk" "'''‘Punk’ is nothing but death...and crime...and the ''rage'' of a ''beast.'''''"''beast''.'''"



* His reaction to the writers trying to retcon an event into Batman's backstory in which, while listening to rock 'n roll as a young Bruce Wayne, his father Thomas turns off the radio stating that they don't listen to that sort of music in the Wayne household...an event which [[SarcasmMode just so happened]] to take place on the same night they would be murdered.
--> '''Thomas Wayne:''' We don't listen to that sort of music in this house. Now you better get ready if you don't want to miss-
--> '''Batman, in the present:''' [[TwoScenesOneDialogue -that]] [[Film/TheMarkOfZorro Zorro]] movie.
-->'''Linkara:''' ...really? You're really going to pull the "on the same day my parents died" card?.......this is a dumb comic.
** A while into the video, Linkara finds them once more trying to tie Batman's hatred of rock 'n roll into his past: when he failed to stop a drugged up SidVicious knockoff from killing his girlfriend in the midst of a rock music and drug-fueled frenzy. '''"THAT IS ENOUGH TO SPOOK '''''THE DARK KNIGHT.''''''''"

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* His reaction to the writers trying to retcon an event into Batman's backstory in which, while listening to rock 'n roll as a young Bruce Wayne, his father Thomas turns off the radio radio, stating that they don't listen to that sort of music in the Wayne household...household... an event which [[SarcasmMode just so happened]] to take place on the same night they would be murdered.
--> '''Thomas -->'''Thomas Wayne:''' We don't listen to that sort of music in this house. Now you better get ready if you don't want to miss-
--> '''Batman,
miss--
-->'''Batman,
in the present:''' [[TwoScenesOneDialogue -that]] --[[TwoScenesOneDialogue that]] [[Film/TheMarkOfZorro Zorro]] movie.
-->'''Linkara:''' ...really? You're really going to pull the "on the same day my parents died" card?.......this This is a dumb comic.
** A while into the video, Linkara finds them once more trying to tie Batman's hatred of rock 'n roll into his past: when he failed to stop a drugged up drugged-up SidVicious knockoff from killing his girlfriend in the midst of a rock music and drug-fueled frenzy. '''"THAT "'''THAT IS ENOUGH TO SPOOK '''''THE ''THE DARK KNIGHT.''''''''"KNIGHT''.'''"



* Try new "Review Cigarettes!" A review in every puff! [[spoiler: This comic sucks.]]
* *In regards to the artwork of Gene Ha resulting in an indignant Robin looking like a horrifically preserved old man* "He proclaims that he's not a '''GAAAAAH'''! Robin, what the hell did they do to your face?! Batman, what's going on?!" *picture of a hilariously OffModel Batman with a bemused expression that's supposed to be derision, and comically long ears on his cowl.* "PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god! Thanks Bruce. I needed that."

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* Try new "Review Cigarettes!" A review in every puff! [[spoiler: This [[spoiler:This comic sucks.]]
* *In regards to the artwork of Gene Ha resulting in an indignant Robin looking like a horrifically preserved old man* "He proclaims that he's not a '''GAAAAAH'''! Robin, what the hell did they do to your face?! Batman, what's going on?!" *picture of a hilariously OffModel Batman with a bemused expression that's supposed to be derision, and comically long ears on his cowl.* "PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Oh, my god! Thanks God! Thanks, Bruce. I needed that."



* His anger after mentioning the figures crow is seeing.

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* His anger after mentioning the figures crow Crowe is seeing.
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