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18th Nov '16 4:44:36 AM outlander2012
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** Also before Ezio arrives to chase him off, Sofia's complete disdain for Duccio's attempts at seduction:
-->'''Duccio''': Do you not feel the magnetism?
-->'''Sofia'': I feel many things, messere. Nausea above all.
** And Ezio's rather succinct summary of how Duccio was to a confused Sofia.
-->'''Sofia''': ''[with a WTF expression]'' Who was that?
-->'''Ezio''': A dog. He was engaged to my sister many years ago.
-->'''Sofia''': What happened?
-->'''Ezio''': [[ReallyGetsAround His cock was engaged to six others]].
11th Jan '16 12:41:35 PM LentilSandEater
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** What makes this even more ''outrageously'' hilarious is that he was commenting on Suleiman I's rather busy and professional lifestyle, and despite utterly ''failing'' at describing how his youth was in comparison, he still manages to get the point across regardless.
29th Dec '15 12:55:47 PM DrakeClawfang
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* The mission where you track down and kill Manuel has Ezio cause chaos in the city to flush him out. Manuel emerges on a rooftop to address the people.
-->'''Manuel:''' Citizens! Soldiers! Compose yourselves. Do not give in to fear! We are the true shepherds of Constantinopolis. We are the lords of this land. We are Byzantines. Kouráyo! (Have courage!) Stand fast! Do not let anyone break your--(''*sees Ezio approaching*'')--[[OhCrap Ah, skatá]]. (Shit.)"
26th Feb '15 6:09:54 PM omegafire17
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-->'''Ezio:''' When I was your age my interests were... (distracted by a beautiful woman) were mainly... Salve. (hello)

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-->'''Ezio:''' When I was your age my interests were... (distracted by a beautiful woman) woman [[note]] [[EarlyBirdCameo Sofia]] [[/note]]) were mainly... Salve. (hello)
23rd Oct '14 10:37:49 PM Trogdor7620
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* During the Den Defense missions, some Byzantine soldiers [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere give up and start fleeing.]] One of the EnemyChatter lines is:
-->''I quit! I'm going back to selling FISH!''
18th Jun '14 12:52:33 AM SeptimusHeap
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--->'''Ezio:''' [[SureWhyNot Well enough]].

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--->'''Ezio:''' [[SureWhyNot Well enough]].enough.
9th Jun '14 4:18:48 AM Eyeshield
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** Not to mention how Ezio seems rather delighted at the opportunity to beat up the minstrels for the outfit.

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** Not to mention how Ezio seems rather delighted at the opportunity to [[TakeThatScrappy beat up the minstrels minstrels]] for the outfit.outfit. [[AscendedFanon The players agree]].
4th May '14 11:05:17 PM karategal
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*** [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Ezio is the most interesting Assassin in Constantinople.]] [[MemeticMutation He doesn't always assassinate Templars, but when he does,]] [[AwesomeYetPractical he uses the Hookblade.]]

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*** [[Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld Ezio is the most interesting Assassin in Constantinople.]] [[MemeticMutation He doesn't always assassinate Templars, but when he does,]] [[AwesomeYetPractical [[SimpleYetAwesome he uses the Hookblade.]]
25th Apr '14 6:18:37 PM Downsider
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--> ''I am going to enjoy this.''

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--> ''I ''"I am going to enjoy this.''"''
25th Apr '14 6:18:18 PM Downsider
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--> ''I am going to enjoy this.''
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