History Funny / AssassinsCreedBrotherhood

26th Jul '16 9:59:15 PM AzyWng
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* This little gem when frerunning:
--> '''Passerby:''' What would possess a man to - Oh! A woman must be involved!
24th Jul '16 8:30:18 AM AzyWng
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** Some of the other things that the doctors say can be pretty funny too.
-->'''Doctor:''' When was the last time you saw a physician, or felt the gentle caress of a leech?
24th Jul '16 8:27:02 AM AzyWng
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* One of the things town heralds can be heard announcing (If they're not screaming about how you're an insane murderer who must be stopped) is the banning of a certain lay about a little boy, as it has been the cause of some "embarrassing physical juttings in public" by priests.
24th Jun '16 10:21:24 AM alexandrajade
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*** This particular exchange arguably morphs into HarsherInHindsight following the "Brexit" vote (particularly as Shaun's voice actor Danny Wallace favoured the "Remain" side).
2nd Mar '16 8:13:51 PM babyhenchy1
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*** [[BrickJoke And of course]], in the next Weekly Schedule email, every single "Clean-Up" task is assigned to Shaun.
2nd Feb '16 3:34:06 PM Spindriver
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-->'''Lucy''': If I pulled ''all'' the levers, what would be left for you to do?
-->'''Desmond''': (''shrugs'')...Nothing?
-->'''Lucy''': Nice try.

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-->'''Lucy''': If I pulled ''all'' the levers, what would be left for you to do?
-->'''Desmond''':
do?\\
'''Desmond''':
(''shrugs'')...Nothing?
-->'''Lucy''':
Nothing?\\
'''Lucy''':
Nice try.



-->'''Shaun''': The apprentice even got to keep the Mona Lisa. Either this was true love, or Salaì had one hell of a sugar daddy[[note]]which ''is'' played up during the Da Vinci Disappearance DLC[[/note]].

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-->'''Shaun''': The apprentice even got to keep the Mona Lisa. Either this was true love, or Salaì had one hell of a sugar daddy[[note]]which SugarDaddy[[note]]which ''is'' played up during the Da Vinci Disappearance DLC[[/note]].
11th Jan '16 12:39:58 PM LentilSandEater
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* [[ImprovisedWeapon Killing a guard with a broom]]: Funny. Seeing a broom impacting with the same force and sound as a mace? ''Hilarious''. Killing a guard with a broom and getting the achievement "Spring Cleaning"? ''Minutes'' of nonstop laughter.

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* [[ImprovisedWeapon Killing a guard with a broom]]: Funny. Seeing a broom impacting with the same force and sound as a mace? ''Hilarious''. Killing a guard with a broom and getting the achievement "Spring Cleaning"? ''Minutes'' of nonstop laughter.Brilliant.
9th Oct '15 11:46:42 AM 4maskwolf
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* [[ImprovisedWeapon Killing a guard with a broom]]: Funny. Seeing a broom impacting with the same force and sound as a mace? ''Hilarious''. Killing a guard with a broom and [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything getting the achievement "Spring Cleaning"?]] ''Minutes'' of nonstop laughter.

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* [[ImprovisedWeapon Killing a guard with a broom]]: Funny. Seeing a broom impacting with the same force and sound as a mace? ''Hilarious''. Killing a guard with a broom and [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything getting the achievement "Spring Cleaning"?]] Cleaning"? ''Minutes'' of nonstop laughter.
6th Aug '15 5:06:31 AM HowlingSnail
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** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altair.

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** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altair.Altaïr.



* In a later Christina memory, Ezio saves her fiancé from some loan sharks he owes money to for gambling, and then holds him off the bridge and threatens to hunt him down and kill him if he's not a good husband. He then walks back, pulls Christina out of his view, gives a ''very'' long kiss to her, and departs thusly:

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* In a later Christina Cristina memory, Ezio saves her fiancé from some loan sharks he owes money to for gambling, and then holds him off the bridge and threatens to hunt him down and kill him if he's not a good husband. He then walks back, pulls Christina Cristina out of his view, gives a ''very'' long kiss to her, and departs thusly:



'''Christina''': Wh-what?

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'''Christina''': '''Cristina''': Wh-what?
4th Jun '15 10:46:55 AM Lightning4119
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** Bonus funny points for the medically inclined, because alcoholism [[ScienceMarchesOn is now known]] to ''[[WorstAid cause gout]]''.
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