History Funny / AssassinsCreedBrotherhood

31st Aug '17 2:55:56 PM HalcyonDayz
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--> '''Guard, in a very coy tone of voice and backing off''': Nice ''assassino''... Put it down, yes? (this incidentally migrated from AC2 here, probably because it was so hilarious)

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--> '''Guard, in a very coy tone of voice and backing off''': Nice ''assassino''... Put it down, yes? (this incidentally migrated from AC2 VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII here, probably because it was so hilarious)
14th Aug '17 10:34:09 AM ChaoticNovelist
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**Also this one
-->'''Lucy''': I pulled the last one. \\
'''Desmond''': I have a feeling it will be the last one.



** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altaïr. It was a damn fine armor.

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** And the The fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altaïr. It was a damn fine armor.



** Oddly enough, if you later complete the "Templar Agent" mission to kill Gaspar de la Croix (aka the Engineer multiplayer character), Ezio does do the "close eyes" motion with him despite de la Croix wearing glasses.

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** Oddly enough, if you later complete the "Templar Agent" mission to kill Gaspar de la Croix (aka the Engineer multiplayer character), Ezio does do the "close "closes eyes" motion with him despite de la Croix wearing glasses.



** Pretty much anything with Shaun and Rebecca.

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** Pretty much anything Anything with Shaun and Rebecca.



* When you get back from killing the Banker, and approach the Rosa in Fiore, you receive the next mission, stating that there's trouble inside. There are a bunch of crying courtesans outside, saying that the guards followed the one who took a money chest back. Ezio/the player enter the building, expecting a PlayerPunch since Ezio's mother and sister are inside... [[spoiler: only to find a bunch of dead guards, surrounding a knife-wielding Claudia.]]

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* When you get back from killing the Banker, and approach the Rosa in Fiore, you receive the next mission, stating that there's trouble inside. There are a bunch of crying courtesans outside, saying that the guards followed the one who took a money chest back. Ezio/the player enter enters the building, expecting a PlayerPunch since Ezio's mother and sister are inside... [[spoiler: only to find a bunch of dead guards, surrounding a knife-wielding Claudia.]]



* After the second infiltration of the Castel Sant'Angelo, the next time that Ezio visits Leonardo, he will ask if Ezio is the one behind [[spoiler:Rodrigo Borgia]]'s demise and Ezio denies it. Then, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuI8DdJgYLY&hd=1&t=0m24s this]] comes up:

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* After the second infiltration of the Castel Sant'Angelo, the next time that Ezio visits Leonardo, he will ask if Ezio is the one behind [[spoiler:Rodrigo Borgia]]'s demise and [[NotMeThisTime Ezio denies it.it]]. Then, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuI8DdJgYLY&hd=1&t=0m24s this]] comes up:



** Cristina's expression as she watched Ezio trip over his words during his attempted wooing is equally hilarious. Also, following Cristina's rejection, Ezio hilariously honest reply:

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** Cristina's expression as she watched Ezio trip over his words during his attempted wooing is equally hilarious. Also, following Cristina's rejection, Ezio there's Ezio's hilariously honest reply:



*If the player directs thieves to "lure away" a Borgia guard on horseback, the thieves will yank off his horse, steal it, and then ride off with the guard hopelessly chasing after them.



** Likely because [[spoiler: Caterina]] had ''just'' admitted to Ezio that the only reason she slept with him the night before the Siege of Monteriggioni was to [[IDidWhatIHadToDo ''really'' make sure]] that he'd lend her some of his mercenaries in [[TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask defending Forlì against the Borgia]]. Sure, he'd answered, "Politics, I understand. You not need explain," but...

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** Likely because Then recall that [[spoiler: Caterina]] had ''just'' admitted to Ezio that the only reason she slept with him the night before the Siege of Monteriggioni was to [[IDidWhatIHadToDo ''really'' make sure]] that he'd lend her some of his mercenaries in [[TheWomanWearingTheQueenlyMask defending Forlì against the Borgia]]. Sure, he'd answered, "Politics, I understand. You not need explain," but...



* This little gem when frerunning:

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* This These little gem gems when frerunning:



--> '''Passerby:''' He must be drinking the good stuff!
--> '''Passerby:''' Isn't there a decency law that applies to such things?!...Eh, not my problem.



*** More humorously, it could be interpreted that Ezio's ''finally'' figured out what Leonardo meant about "women providing little distraction," ''three years later''.
* The first doctor Ezio sees informs him that someone his age could not recover normally from his wounds. Ezio leaves politely enough, but when he gets out of earshot...

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*** More humorously, it could be interpreted that Ezio's ''finally'' figured out what Leonardo meant about "women providing little distraction," ''three ''[[LateToThePunchLine three years later''.
later]]''.
* The first doctor Ezio sees informs him that someone his age could not recover normally from his wounds.wounds with medicine. Ezio leaves politely enough, but when he gets out of earshot...
5th Aug '17 11:01:07 PM ChaoticNovelist
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*There are couple of DeadpanSnarker lines at Pietro's expense in Memory Sequence 7.
** First, when Ezio is rescuing the actor, who was just moments ago playing Jesus Christ in a Passion Play, Pietro asks who he is. Ezio's response is a dry, "Your savior". He's even carrying the guy PietaPlagiarism Style.
**Later, Machiavelli makes a joke to La Vlope about the interrupted play, "Christo Cristo was revived three days early".
3rd Jul '17 9:33:16 AM ChaoticNovelist
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** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altaïr. [[TearJerker It was a damn fine armor though.]]

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** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altaïr. [[TearJerker It was a damn fine armor though.]]armor.
5th Feb '17 4:51:46 PM LentilSandEater
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*** This particular exchange arguably morphs into HarsherInHindsight following the "Brexit" vote (particularly as Shaun's voice actor Danny Wallace favoured the "Remain" side).
25th Oct '16 4:22:11 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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--> '''Guard, in a very coy tone of voice and backing off''': Nice ''assassino''... Put it down, yes?

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--> '''Guard, in a very coy tone of voice and backing off''': Nice ''assassino''... Put it down, yes?yes? (this incidentally migrated from AC2 here, probably because it was so hilarious)
25th Oct '16 4:08:48 PM TheGracefullyWicked
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** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altaïr.

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** And the fact that many players are hung up over losing the Armor of Altaïr. [[TearJerker It was a damn fine armor though.]]
26th Jul '16 9:59:15 PM AzyWng
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* This little gem when frerunning:
--> '''Passerby:''' What would possess a man to - Oh! A woman must be involved!
24th Jul '16 8:30:18 AM AzyWng
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** Some of the other things that the doctors say can be pretty funny too.
-->'''Doctor:''' When was the last time you saw a physician, or felt the gentle caress of a leech?
24th Jul '16 8:27:02 AM AzyWng
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* One of the things town heralds can be heard announcing (If they're not screaming about how you're an insane murderer who must be stopped) is the banning of a certain lay about a little boy, as it has been the cause of some "embarrassing physical juttings in public" by priests.
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