History Funny / AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses

* In the 41st video, we learn the most cruel torture That Guy has ever witnessed. ''[[spoiler:Literature/{{Twilight}}]]'' "Never again."

*** *runs back onscreen on the other side of the bar* MyLittlePony, la la la..

--> '''Ask That Guy:''' Who am I? [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]] [[Film/TheGrapesofWrath Whenever there's a fight so that hungry people can eat, I'll be there!]] [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy If somebody told you I was just your ordinary kid, not a care in the world, somebody lied!]] [[ComicBook/JudgeDredd I am the law!]] I'm your worst nightmare! [[Music/TheBeatles I am the walrus!]] [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries I! AM!]] Completely drunk.

** The return of the [[EarWorm MOST ANNOYING SONG IN THE WORLD!!!]]

** "Did you say "Boo" or "Boourns"?" '''[[TheSimpsonsDidIt SIMPSONS DID IT!]]'''

*** Doug's neighbors must think he's pretty weird by now. First he ran down the street dressed as a Ghostbuster shouting "CASPER!", then ran around failing his arms like a madman in his King Kong review, and [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights gathered all of his friends together to dress as fantasy characters, with himself as Link without any pants, and wander around the forest paths of Chicago.]] That in and of itself is a FunnyMoment.

** [[{{Zardoz}} Yardoz]] giving Ask That Guy a new pipe, who happily takes the requests to smite the evil until...

* Episode 47, when he sings his classic "[[MeatLoaf I'd Do Anything]] [[ItMakesSenseinContext With Two Hookers and an Eight Ball]] (But I Won't Do That)"

* Someone asks Ask That Guy why no one can understand the adults in the [[{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] cartoons. That Guy's response? Answer the question in the "Waugh, waugh, waugh." sound-effect style from said cartoons.

** On how CatDog poops:

** "[[PinkyAndTheBrain Are you pondering what I'm pondering?]]"

--> '''Ask That Guy:''' Who am I? [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]] [[TheGrapesofWrath Whenever there's a fight so that hungry people can eat, I'll be there!]] [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy If somebody told you I was just your ordinary kid, not a care in the world, somebody lied!]] [[ComicBook/JudgeDredd I am the law!]] I'm your worst nightmare! [[Music/TheBeatles I am the walrus!]] [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries I! AM!]] Completely drunk.

*** Doug's neighbors must think he's pretty weird by now. First he ran down the street dressed as a Ghostbuster shouting "CASPER!", then ran around failing his arms like a madman in his King Kong review, and most recently, [[SuburbanKnights gathered all of his friends together to dress as fantasy characters, with himself as Link without any pants, and wander around the forest paths of Chicago.]] That in and of itself is a FunnyMoment.

--> '''Ask That Guy:''' Why, didn't you know? I created that. I mean think about it: How many times has it given you an answer that's either wrong or you get incredibly frustrated at? Don't think you can get rid of me that easily, I'm only getting stronger. [[AFewGoodMen Because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties,you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO!]]
--> '''[[TomCruise Kaffee:]]''' [[AFewGoodMen Did you order the Code Red?]]
--> '''Ask That Guy:''' [[AFewGoodMen I did the job I--]]
--> '''Kaffee:''' [[AFewGoodMen DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!]]
--> '''Ask That Guy:''' [[AFewGoodMen YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!]]

** Even funnier: two or three questions earlier, someone had asked "Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?" and Ask That Guy had responded in a completely straightforward way and didn't seem to get the reference.

* 49: [[spoiler:BarackObama]] was a Klansman.

** His [[StarWars Chewbacca]] hello.

** His explanation as to how [[TheMuppetShow Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy]] can have sex:

--> '''Ask That Guy:''' Who am I? [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]] [[TheGrapesofWrath Whenever there's a fight so that hungry people can eat, I'll be there!]] [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy If somebody told you I was just your ordinary kid, not a care in the world, somebody lied!]] [[Main/JudgeDredd I am the law!]] I'm your worst nightmare! [[Main/TheBeatles I am the walrus!]] [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries I! AM!]] Completely drunk.

* Episode 6 wherein he demonstrates the standard plug he has to do in exchange for his coming [[Main.BackFromTheDead back to life after his fatal heart attack in Episode 5.]]

* TheDevil talking over part of Ask That Guy's segment.
--> '''The Devil:''' Hey guys. TheDevil here. Um, I'm talking over this part because uh... Yeah, uh, even this part's a little too much for me. [[TakeOurWordForIt And uh... you really shouldn't hear it.]] It'll... it'll give you nightmares, man. I know I'm the Devil, I should be, like, all about that, but, um... no, this is... [[EvenEvilHasStandards this is really fucked up.]] Yeah, uh, trust me. You lucked out here, folks. You... you really lucked out.

--> '''The Devil:''' Hey guys. TheDevil here. Um, I'm talking over this part because uh... Yeah, uh, even this part's a little too much for me. [[TakeOurWordForIt And uh... you really shouldn't hear it.]] It'll... it'll [[NightmareFuel give you nightmares, man.]] I know I'm the Devil, I should be, like, all about that, but, um... no, this is... [[EvenEvilHasStandards this is really fucked up.]] Yeah, uh, trust me. You lucked out here, folks. You... you really lucked out.