History Funny / AshesOfThePast

13th Apr '18 11:30:33 AM Zum1UDontNo
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--> '''Dexter:''' I think I may regret being so snarky. It's not as much fun when there's over a dozen doing it back to you and it's ''all your fault''...

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--> '''Dexter:''' I think I may regret being so snarky.sarky. It's not as much fun when there's over a dozen doing it back to you and it's ''all your fault''...
7th Apr '18 11:20:08 PM euan112358
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* Ash meets Crasher Wake, and he's just as [[BoisterousBruiser bombastic]] as Chuck was. So much so that he challenges Ash first.
** Tototile Hydro Cannoning Wake's Floatzel [[BlownAcrossTheRoom clean out of the pool]] and neatly into a spectator seat.
** Just like Chuck, Wake is totally blasé about his gym being trashed. His Floatzel, not so much.
** Tauros trying to be a CombatPragmatist and Wild Charging the pool with electricity the instant he's sent out. Shame Wake used a [[NoSell Quagsire]].
*** And when that doesn't work, he resorts to [[ShockwaveStomp Earthquaking and Outraging the pool]]. With the [[DanceBattler Flamenco]]. [[UpToEleven Using his tails as castanets]].
* Mr. Backlot is excited to show a visitor the new Pokémon in his garden, while his personal [[BeleagueredAssistant assistant]] Monica is in dread of what she'll have to accommodate next. When Mr. Backlot says "Legendary Pokémon" (Mewtwo and Latios are present), she does a DoubleTake, and very nearly a FaceFault.
* Dexter is present for the formation of his 12 clones/children. Unfortunately for him, they're all as [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] as he is..
--> '''Dexter:''' I think I may regret being so snarky. It's not as much fun when there's over a dozen doing it back to you and it's ''all your fault''...
** Earlier, a Zodiac ThemeNaming convention was considered. One of them rejects it on the grounds that they don't want to be named "[[UnfortunateNames Cancer]]".
29th Mar '18 11:41:33 PM euan112358
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* After a serious meeting discussing Team Galactic is adjourned, [[MoodWhiplash one of Ash's Tauros ushers everyone out of their barn because a Snow Throw league game is on]].
* Gible showing Mawile and Goodra his Draco Meteor. And it's still just as [[HomingProjectile Piplup-homing]] as always.
** Mawile suggests that Gible pretend that she is Piplup to see if the Draco Meteors will hit her. When Gible tries that, one does hit Mawile... and ''all the rest'' bombard Piplup.
15th Mar '18 9:11:51 PM euan112358
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* When Ash first meets with Tucker, the latter is [[LargeHam horrified]] that they met without his costume, a crowd, and a press conference.

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* When Ash first meets with Tucker, the latter is [[LargeHam [[ComicalOverreacting horrified]] that they met without his costume, a crowd, and a press conference.



** Barry being his usual MotorMouth ConspiracyTheorist self with his opponent in a Pokémon battle. Who happens to be [[TheComicallySerious Paul]].

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** * Barry being his usual MotorMouth ConspiracyTheorist self with his opponent in a Pokémon battle. Who happens to be [[TheComicallySerious Paul]].



** Barry's theories are so crazy that even Paul can;t help but comment on it.

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** Barry's theories are so crazy that even Paul can;t can't help but comment on it.
* At the Wallace Cup, Buneary asks Cosplaychu if she has any romantic inclinations towards Pikachu. Cosplaychu says no, it's too conventional.
* Max getting used to Tyrantrum and the sentient Rotom fridge.
* Pachirisu makes a comment about eating nuts. When Dawn comments on it being stereotypical, Pachirisu makes to respond, but can't because the only response she could think of was "[[IResembleThatRemark Nuts to that]]".
* Ash getting swarmed with [[{{Paparazzi}} reporters]], while he's trying to get to the contest hall. Latias has to airlift him out of the crowd.
* Ho-Oh puts on a truly impressive Appeal... but his first move was covering the area with fog, [[EpicFail which also covered everyone else so they couldn't see what was going on]]. At least the readers got to "see" it.
* Somehow, when [[HoldUpYourScore discussing the scores to give to the appeals]], Mr. Sukizo's usual "Remarkable" gets turned into a score without anyone asking for clarification.
* Wobbuffet being his usual PungeonMaster self during Jessie's battle with Ursula, but this time it's left untranslated, so all we get are a bunch of looks from his partner Marowak and his opponents.
* Ho-Oh spectating the Contests... from ''inside'' Ash's BagOfHolding.
* May and Dawn end up having their rivals swapped, so May battles Zoey and Dawn battles Drew.
* Skitty's first use of Assist does absolutely nothing. WordOfGod says it was Conversion, which turned Skitty Normal-type.
* This exchange:
--> '''Ash:''' Not all feline Pokémon hate water. Just... you know, most of them. Mewtwo actually likes swimming.
--> '''Dexter:''' ... on the moon.
--> '''Max:''' Swimming on the moon? Really?
--> '''Dexter:''' No, I just felt like adding 'on the moon' and making it make sense. There's a swimming pool up there, but there's no report of Mewtwo using it.
* Glameow using Hypnosis on Skitty... by way of [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny a glowing ball on the end of her tail]].
* When Buneary is triumphant over Ethan, Pikachu's reaction is... loud.
--> '''Pikachu:''' All right! Now that's a finishing move!\\
''(Everyone around looks at him)''\\
'''Pikachu:''' ...ahem. Ignore that, please?
* Serena watching the Wallace Cup live on TV, which is very early where she is. She has to make sure to not wake Blitzle or her mother up with her cheering. She doesn't succeed.
15th Mar '18 6:21:10 PM Donquill
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** Barry's theories are so crazy that even Paul can;t help but comment on it.
14th Mar '18 8:36:28 AM Malady
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** The Wartortle Firefighting Squad of Ascorbia Island are the [[Franchise/{{Power Rangers}} Wartortle Rangers]].

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** The Wartortle Firefighting Squad of Ascorbia Island are the [[Franchise/{{Power Rangers}} [[Franchise/PowerRangers Wartortle Rangers]].



** After Ash's postponed battle with Raikou is postponed ''again'', [[{{VideoGame/PokemonRanger}} the Top Rangers Kellyn and Kate]] drop in on their conversation because they think Ash is trying to ''poach'' Raikou. After a long conversation in which Ash has to explain everything, another group of Rangers drop in. And just as ''that'' explanation is finished, ''[[RuleOfThree another]]'' [[RunningGag group of Rangers drop in]]. Everyone is thoroughly sick of explanations by the end;

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** After Ash's postponed battle with Raikou is postponed ''again'', [[{{VideoGame/PokemonRanger}} [[VideoGame/PokemonRanger the Top Rangers Kellyn and Kate]] drop in on their conversation because they think Ash is trying to ''poach'' Raikou. After a long conversation in which Ash has to explain everything, another group of Rangers drop in. And just as ''that'' explanation is finished, ''[[RuleOfThree another]]'' [[RunningGag group of Rangers drop in]]. Everyone is thoroughly sick of explanations by the end;



** Kellyn asks if the kidnappers are the [[PokemonRanger Pokémon Pinchers, Team Dim Sun or the Go-Rock Squad]]. When the kidnappers indignantly reply that they're the Eeveelution Rangers, Kellyn gets indignant in turn at them using the Ranger name.

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** Kellyn asks if the kidnappers are the [[PokemonRanger [[VideoGame/PokemonRanger Pokémon Pinchers, Team Dim Sun or the Go-Rock Squad]]. When the kidnappers indignantly reply that they're the Eeveelution Rangers, Kellyn gets indignant in turn at them using the Ranger name.
9th Mar '18 6:48:24 PM euan112358
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** For added bonus, she was the more-savvy Gligar subordinate mentioned above, and actually is a {{Fangirl}} of Ash!




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* The incident with Kellyn and the Riolu kidnappers:
** Kellyn is a little embarrassed when he remembers the last time he encountered Ash.
** Lucario acts all-knowing by reciting all the events and details involving his kidnapping in the previous timeline. Kellyn deflates him a bit by pointing out some changed details: the kidnapped Riolu is female, they'll prove their trustworthiness with a painting, not a figurine, and Hunter J is still in prison.
** Lucario decides to scout out the area by closing his eyes, activating Aura Sight, and jumping into a tree. A few dislodged branches indicates he should've done it the other way round.
** With the kidnappers, the kidnapped Riolu is being unruly, so a [[SmellySkunk Stunky]] is brought out much to the dismay of the rest of the kidnappers. Said Stunky's trainer doesn't understand the problem, since [[DisabilityImmunity he can't smell]].
** Another Skuntank tries to engage Lucario with his stench. Lucario blocks it with the airslip Aura trick and then [[GrievousHarmWithABody uses said Skuntank as a flail]]. Cue non-stop swearing from the Skuntank.
** Kellyn is nonplussed when [[TheCavalryArrivesLate he, Brock and Dawn catch up to find the situation handled]].
*** And then the kidnappers' big guns show up.
** Kellyn asks if the kidnappers are the [[PokemonRanger Pokémon Pinchers, Team Dim Sun or the Go-Rock Squad]]. When the kidnappers indignantly reply that they're the Eeveelution Rangers, Kellyn gets indignant in turn at them using the Ranger name.
** Dawn's first order of the battle.
---> '''Dawn:''' Quilava, handle that Leafeon robot! ''({{Beat}})'' [[ARareSentence Sometimes I can't believe the things I say...]]
** Zorua being shocked at Mega Steelix suplexing a giant robot.
** Dexter noting that this is the consequence of the Rockets not hogging the giant mecha market.
** Barry being his usual MotorMouth ConspiracyTheorist self with his opponent in a Pokémon battle. Who happens to be [[TheComicallySerious Paul]].
---> '''Paul:''' Why are you talking to me?
24th Feb '18 12:12:17 AM NoLongerBreathedIn
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--> '''Maylene's Lucario:''' If you expected the average human to be able to punch holes in brick walls with a couple of years of training? [[DeadpanSnarker Yes.]]

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--> '''Maylene's '''Ash's Lucario:''' If you expected the average human to be able to punch holes in brick walls with a couple of years of training? [[DeadpanSnarker Yes.]]
23rd Feb '18 9:11:24 PM euan112358
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* Maylene is capable of some [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower truly spectacular feats]] for a regular martial artist - because her Lucario thought that [[IThoughtEveryoneCouldDoThat everyone could do them]] if they worked hard enough.
--> '''Maylene's Lucario:''' I may have been setting my expectations too high... I'll have to apologize to Maylene for that.
--> '''Maylene's Lucario:''' If you expected the average human to be able to punch holes in brick walls with a couple of years of training? [[DeadpanSnarker Yes.]]
* Some more antics at the Oak Ranch: the Tauros are playing paintball, by standing on two opposite hills and kicking them at each other.
** And then they mention Staraptor wanting to join in. Sceptile has to run before he gets buried in paintballs.
10th Feb '18 9:47:46 PM euan112358
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* While Ash is fixing a Spiritomb with Aura Purge, the rest contemplate lunch. Unfortunately, all the food is in Ash's pouch, whom they can't touch without getting pulled in.
** Inside, Ash is trying to negotiate with the less-homicidal spirits comprising Spiritomb's soul, and have to deal with the rest first, who are charging in to mob them. A few quick blasts from Ash, Pikachu, Kari and Latias, and [[CurbStompBattle the group is sent flying in very short order]].
** And when Ash gets back out, Zorua gets excited for lunch, only for Brock to remind her of her punishment.
* May and Max talking about May's new rival being named June, thinking about Max getting a rival named Min, and discussing all the other rival ThemeNaming schemes.
* When Ash and Co. encounter the Gligar flock that they had to get out of the city (made easy with Pidgeot), their Gliscor boss really doesn't understand the idea of TemptingFate, especially since he doesn't recognize Ash and his special Pikachu while one of his subordinates does.
--> '''Gligar:''' You know! The Pikachu with a trainer who can make a complete team of Legendaries, walk on water, fight even powerful Pokémon? The Pikachu who's scarier than the rest of his team, and his team includes a Lucario and a Charizard and an Absol? [[ScissorsCutsRock The Pikachu who can shock Ground types?]]
--> '''Gliscor:''' [[CueTheFlyingPigs You'll be saying he's got a talking sword next.]]
** Capped off with the perfect Bring-It-Murphy line:
---> '''Gliscor:''' [[TooDumbToLive No Electric-type attack can harm a Ground-type!]] May lightning strike me down if I lie!
* Ash's newly-reminded Gliscor {{Glomp}}ing her trainer again, and almost suffocating him in her usual fashion.



* Pikachu is becoming FamedInStory among Pokemon it seems.

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* Pikachu When Zoey begins worrying about bringing her unreminded Pokémon into dangerous situations, her Mismagius produces an illusionary card that pointedly asks her, exactly ''where'' is becoming FamedInStory among Pokemon safe?
* Houndoom and Meganium playing a round of multi-board no-holds-barred mega-chess.
** [[NoodleIncident Apparently they tried computer games, but Houndoom is no good at typing]].
* [[RippedFromTheHeadlines Mewtwo says he's not going to put a car into space as a publicity stunt]]. When he later suggests [[HypocriticalHumor space racing and Jin calls him out on it]], he replies that he wouldn't do something crazy for a publicity stunt, but he would do something crazy because
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