History Funny / ArtemisFowl

13th Apr '16 3:33:51 AM Kalaong
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-->'''Opal''': You have failed me. Enjoy prison.

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-->'''Opal''': You have failed me.YouHaveFailedMe. Enjoy prison.
13th Apr '16 3:32:02 AM Kalaong
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'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''bigger'' stuff.

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'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''bigger'' ''[[ImpossibleTheft bigger]]'' stuff.
3rd Apr '16 12:16:35 PM Andre
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* "One, [[InsistentTerminology don't call me]] [[RunningGag Julius]]. Two, do what I say, horsey boy, [[NewTechIsNotCheap or I'll have your budget slashed.]] And three, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking what in Frond's name is the cancan?]]"

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* "One, [[InsistentTerminology don't don't]] [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs call me]] [[RunningGag Julius]]. Two, do what I say, horsey boy, [[NewTechIsNotCheap or I'll have your budget slashed.]] And three, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking what in Frond's name is the cancan?]]"
22nd Jan '16 12:55:32 PM TheMightyHeptagon
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* Just about every scene in the third book involving Pex and Chips.

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* Just about every scene in the third book involving Pex and Chips. Especially the scene where Mulch Diggums [[BriarPatching tricks them into burying him alive]].
-->'''Mulch:''' You're right. I've got a smart mouth, and I deserve everything I've got coming to me. If it was me, I'd bury me alive.\\
'''Chips:''' Bury you alive! That's terrible. You'd be screaming and clawing the dirt. I could get nightmares.\\
'''Mulch:''' I promise to lie still. Anyway, I deserve it. I ''did'' call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons.\\
'''Chips:''' Did you?\\
'''Much:''' Well, I have now.\\
'''Pex:''' Okay, Mr. Digence. You know what we're gonna go? We're gonna bury you alive!\\
'''Mulch:''' Oh, the horror!\\
'''Pex:''' You asked for it!\\
'''Mulch:''' I did, didn't I?\\
'''Pex:''' Nobody calls ''me'' an overdeveloped signal-bell crow magnet!\\
'''Mulch:''' No, I bet nobody does...\\
''(later, after they've done the deed)''\\
'''Chips:''' That was horrible. Horrible! The poor little guy...\\
'''Pex:''' Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us...all those things.\\
'''Chips:''' But--buried alive! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know--the one with all the horror.\\
'''Pex:''' I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?\\
'''Chips:''' Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.\\
'''Pex:''' Don't worry, buddy. There are no words in this movie.\\
'''Chips:''' Y'know, it's much more real than a movie when it's real.\\
'''Pex:''' It's the smell. You can't smell stuff in a movie.\\
'''Chips:''' Digence must been upset right there at the end.\\
'''Pex:''' I'm not surprised.\\
'''Chips:''' 'Cause I could see him cryin'. His shoulders were shaking, like he was laughing. But he must have been crying. I mean, what sort of crazy wacko would laugh when he's gettin' buried alive?\\
'''Pex:''' He musta been crying.\\
'''Chips:''' Yeah. He musta been crying.
11th Jan '16 12:14:50 PM crazysamaritan
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'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''[[ImpossibleThief bigger]]'' stuff.

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'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''[[ImpossibleThief bigger]]'' ''bigger'' stuff.
29th Dec '15 6:03:22 AM zerohelix
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* Artemis winks at Holly to comunicate that he has everything under control during a tense situation. Quote: Or at least he hoped that's what it looked like and not "Any chance of another kiss later?"

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* Artemis winks at Holly to comunicate that he has everything under control during a tense situation. Quote: Or at
--> At
least he Artemis hoped that's this was what it looked like his wink communicated and not "Any something like 'Any chance of another kiss later?"[[spoiler:another kiss]] later?'
29th Dec '15 6:00:25 AM zerohelix
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* "That proves it....this must be a hallucination." ([[spoiler: Mind-wiped Artemis']] reaction to the BizarroEpisode culminating in being saved by a talking rear end (Mulch Diggums hanging from a rope).

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* "That proves it....this must be a hallucination." ([[spoiler: Mind-wiped ([[spoiler:Mind-wiped Artemis']] reaction to the BizarroEpisode culminating in being saved by a talking rear end (Mulch Diggums hanging from a rope).



* "Peace be inside me, tolerance around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so I may feed him his organs"

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* "Peace be inside me, tolerance around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so I may feed him his organs"organs."



* "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly."

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* "Look, I scraped an F for Foaly."Foaly!"



--> '''Trouble Kelp:''' ''Sir'' no, is it? Your ''exact'' words were, and I quote--obviously since they are your exact words--you said that Artemis Fowl was 'crazier than a salt-water-drinking troll with ringworm.'\\

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--> '''Trouble Kelp:''' ''Sir'' no, is it? Your ''exact'' words were, and I quote--obviously quote --obviously, since they are your exact words--you words-- you said that Artemis Fowl was 'crazier "crazier than a salt-water-drinking troll with ringworm.'\\"\\



-->"Thank you," said Artemis."Finally."

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-->"Thank you," said Artemis. "Finally."



'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''[[ImpossibleThief bigger]]'' stuff.

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'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''[[ImpossibleThief bigger]]'' stuff.stuff.
* Artemis winks at Holly to comunicate that he has everything under control during a tense situation. Quote: Or at least he hoped that's what it looked like and not "Any chance of another kiss later?"
7th Oct '15 1:45:37 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Opal''': You have failed me. Enjoy prison.

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-->'''Opal''': You have failed me. Enjoy prison.prison.
* In ''The Lost Colony'' Artemis Fowl sums himself up in a single [[YouFightLikeACow snappy comeback]];
-->'''Kong''': I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just [[TeensAreMonsters boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?]]\\
'''Artemis''': We ''do'' steal stuff. Just ''[[ImpossibleThief bigger]]'' stuff.
28th Sep '15 8:28:58 PM draconis826
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** And before that: "[[ItMakesSenseInContext We lost the crickets.]]"
14th Aug '15 2:21:52 PM JMQwilleran
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* Artemis and Holly taunting Opal about their theft in ''The Opal Deception''. [[spoiler: Namely, gushing over her delicious truffles and how Mulch is really helping himself.]]

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* Artemis and Holly taunting Opal about their theft in ''The Opal Deception''. [[spoiler: Namely, gushing over her delicious truffles and how Mulch is really helping himself.]]]]
* Opal Koboi's line in ''The Opal Direction'' to the Brill brothers upon realizing that her plan has failed. It's very blunt and direct.
-->'''Opal''': You have failed me. Enjoy prison.
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