History Funny / Armageddon

6th Aug '17 1:41:42 PM Circeus
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* Lev, the Russian Hero, has [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QihBIewyrY this]] to say to bitchy prima-donna astronauts who disrespect the man who had kept Mir running for the past ''eighteen months.'' '''Alone.'''

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* Lev, the Russian Hero, has [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QihBIewyrY com/watch?v=6QihBIewyrY&t=0m45s this]] to say to bitchy prima-donna astronauts who disrespect the man who had kept Mir running for the past ''eighteen months.'' '''Alone.'''
17th Jan '17 12:52:26 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* NASA's physicians reviewing the results of the medical tests and finding at least one had been using sedatives...Ones used on ''horses''.

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* NASA's physicians reviewing the results of the medical tests and finding at least one had been using sedatives... Ones used on ''horses''.



-->'''Harry''': Yeah, uh, one more thing, uh... none of them wanna...pay taxes again. Ever. ''(chuckles, shrugs)''

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-->'''Harry''': Yeah, uh, one more thing, uh... none of them wanna... pay taxes again. Ever. ''(chuckles, shrugs)''
28th Nov '16 3:51:51 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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-->'''Truman:''' "That...that's sweet, Carl."
* Harry [[PapaWolf chasing]] A.J. with a shotgun [[DisproportionateRetribution for catching him in bed with his daughter]]...and periodically ''shooting at him'':

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-->'''Truman:''' "That... that's sweet, Carl."
* Harry [[PapaWolf chasing]] A.J. with a shotgun [[DisproportionateRetribution for catching him in bed with his daughter]]... and periodically ''shooting at him'':



* NASA's physicians reviewing the results of the medical tests and finding at least one had been using sedatives......Ones used on ''horses''.

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* NASA's physicians reviewing the results of the medical tests and finding at least one had been using sedatives......sedatives...Ones used on ''horses''.



--> '''Rockhound''': Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the Coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. Is that...is that what we're doin' here?
--> '''Harry Stamper''': Rockhound...

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--> '''Rockhound''': Yeah, I remember this one. It's where the, uh, the Coyote sat his ass down in a slingshot then he strapped himself to an Acme rocket. Is that... is that what we're doin' here?
--> '''Harry Stamper''': Rockhound... Rockhound....



* Some of the drillers looking over pictures of Lev's family. Lev then [[DissonantSerenity very calmly]] describes the one (his uncle) that designed the warheads of the Soviet Union's ''nuclear arsenal'', and how they were designed to seek out specific cities. ''American'' cities. He's very giddy about it. The drillers...aren't.

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* Some of the drillers looking over pictures of Lev's family. Lev then [[DissonantSerenity very calmly]] describes the one (his uncle) that designed the warheads of the Soviet Union's ''nuclear arsenal'', and how they were designed to seek out specific cities. ''American'' cities. He's very giddy about it. The drillers... aren't.



* Harry asks the guys where Grace went off to and they automatically respond "with A.J." and then remember that Harry doesn't want them together and try to retract the statement...badly.

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* Harry asks the guys where Grace went off to and they automatically respond "with A.J." and then remember that Harry doesn't want them together and try to retract the statement... badly.



-->'''Harry''': Yeah, uh, one more thing, uh...none of them wanna...pay taxes again. Ever. ''(chuckles, shrugs)''

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-->'''Harry''': Yeah, uh, one more thing, uh... none of them wanna...pay taxes again. Ever. ''(chuckles, shrugs)''



-->'''Lev:''' Pull...lever!

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-->'''Lev:''' Pull... lever!



-->'''Lev:''' That's why I told you - touch nothing! But you're...bunch of cowboys.

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-->'''Lev:''' That's why I told you - touch nothing! But you're... bunch of cowboys.
29th Jun '16 7:26:52 PM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* Another one is to know who actually killed JFK. All Harry gets out of them on this one is a mass of silent stares.
10th Dec '15 8:18:21 PM LtFedora
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--> I mean this is a bit of a logic stretch, let's face it. "They don't know jack about drilling?" How hard can it be? Aim the drill out the ground and turn it on!

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--> I mean this is a bit of a logic stretch, let's face it. "They don't know jack about drilling?" How hard can it be? Aim the drill out at the ground and turn it on!
14th Aug '15 12:17:38 PM magmablock
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* From the DVD commentary, Ben Affleck's completely undisguised disdain for the movie's suggestion that it's easier to turn drillers into astronauts than to turn astronauts into drillers.
--> I mean this is a bit of a logic stretch, let's face it. "They don't know jack about drilling?" How hard can it be? Aim the drill out the ground and turn it on!
19th Jun '15 12:02:37 AM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* NASA's physicians reviewing the results of the medical tests and finding at least one had been using sedatives......Ones used on ''horses''.
--> '''Harry''': ''(Mass of stares by Truman and his staff)'' Some of these guys are pretty big.
29th Dec '14 2:29:23 PM Kalaong
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'''Harry''': You don't want none of this, Bear!\\

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'''Harry''': ''(gestures with shotgun)'' You don't want none of this, Bear!\\
26th Nov '14 4:43:59 AM shamblingdead
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* Harry chasing A.J. with a shotgun [[DisproportionateRetribution for catching him in bed with his daughter]]...and periodically ''shooting at him'':

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* Harry chasing [[PapaWolf chasing]] A.J. with a shotgun [[DisproportionateRetribution for catching him in bed with his daughter]]...and periodically ''shooting at him'':
26th Sep '14 5:15:16 PM LtFedora
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--> '''Rockhound''': Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and [[StuffBlowingUp they let me use explosives]], okay? ''(smile)''



-->'''A,J.:''' Pretty intense, huh?

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-->'''A,J.-->'''A.J.:''' Pretty intense, huh?
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