History Funny / Armageddon

10th Dec '15 8:18:21 PM LtFedora
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--> I mean this is a bit of a logic stretch, let's face it. "They don't know jack about drilling?" How hard can it be? Aim the drill out the ground and turn it on!

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--> I mean this is a bit of a logic stretch, let's face it. "They don't know jack about drilling?" How hard can it be? Aim the drill out at the ground and turn it on!
14th Aug '15 12:17:38 PM magmablock
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* From the DVD commentary, Ben Affleck's completely undisguised disdain for the movie's suggestion that it's easier to turn drillers into astronauts than to turn astronauts into drillers.
--> I mean this is a bit of a logic stretch, let's face it. "They don't know jack about drilling?" How hard can it be? Aim the drill out the ground and turn it on!
19th Jun '15 12:02:37 AM TheTrailblazerCritic
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* NASA's physicians reviewing the results of the medical tests and finding at least one had been using sedatives......Ones used on ''horses''.
--> '''Harry''': ''(Mass of stares by Truman and his staff)'' Some of these guys are pretty big.
29th Dec '14 2:29:23 PM Kalaong
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'''Harry''': You don't want none of this, Bear!\\

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'''Harry''': ''(gestures with shotgun)'' You don't want none of this, Bear!\\
26th Nov '14 4:43:59 AM shamblingdead
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* Harry chasing A.J. with a shotgun [[DisproportionateRetribution for catching him in bed with his daughter]]...and periodically ''shooting at him'':

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* Harry chasing [[PapaWolf chasing]] A.J. with a shotgun [[DisproportionateRetribution for catching him in bed with his daughter]]...and periodically ''shooting at him'':
26th Sep '14 5:15:16 PM LtFedora
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--> '''Rockhound''': Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and [[StuffBlowingUp they let me use explosives]], okay? ''(smile)''



-->'''A,J.:''' Pretty intense, huh?

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-->'''A,J.-->'''A.J.:''' Pretty intense, huh?
7th Sep '14 10:35:10 AM NoxSky12599
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-->'''Lev:''' That's why I told you - touch nothing! But you're...bunch of cowboys.

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-->'''Lev:''' That's why I told you - touch nothing! But you're...bunch of cowboys.cowboys.
* Not from the movie, but from Creator/RogerEbert's review of it:
-->Staggering into the silence of the theater lobby after the ordeal was over, I found a big poster that was fresh off the presses with the quotes of junket blurbsters. "It will obliterate your senses!" reports David Gillin, who obviously writes autobiographically. "It will suck the air right out of your lungs!" vows Diane Kaminsky.

-->If it does, consider it a mercy killing.
9th Aug '14 12:51:35 AM JFrombaugh
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-->'''A.J.''' ''(waving broken handle)'' THIS IS THE LEVER!

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-->'''A.J.''' ''(waving broken handle)'' THIS IS THE LEVER!LEVER!
* After Lev and A.J. have narrowly escaped the exploding space station:
-->'''A,J.:''' Pretty intense, huh?
-->'''Lev:''' That's why I told you - touch nothing! But you're...bunch of cowboys.
19th Mar '14 1:51:22 AM Odon
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-->'''A.J.''' ''(waving lever)'' THIS IS THE LEVER!

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-->'''A.J.''' ''(waving lever)'' broken handle)'' THIS IS THE LEVER!
19th Mar '14 1:44:38 AM Odon
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* Lev tells A.J. to pull the lever if anything goes wrong on Mir. When he does, the lever breaks off in his hand.
-->"PULL THE LEVER!"
-->"WHAT LEVER?"
-->''(A.J. waving broken handle)'' "THIS FUCKING LEVER!"

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* Lev tells A.J. to pull the a lever if anything the fuel gauge goes wrong on Mir. When he does, over 200. It starts going way over the lever breaks off in his hand.
-->"PULL THE LEVER!"
-->"WHAT LEVER?"
-->''(A.
limit, so A.J. waving broken handle)'' "THIS FUCKING LEVER!"yanks on the lever only to have it break off in his hands.
-->'''Lev:''' Pull...lever!
-->'''A.J.''' ''(waving lever)'' THIS IS THE LEVER!
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