History Funny / AnalyzeThis

'''Jelly''': ''(scrambling for a pen)'' [[MakeItLookLikeSuicide Uh, no, but they will in a minute.]]\\

--> '''Vitti''': "Jelly, did they find [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident the suicide note]]?"
--> '''Jelly''' (scrambling for a pen): "No, but... uh, they will."
--> '''Sobel''': "Oh, what's it gonna say? [[SarcasmMode 'Life is bullshit! Can't fuckin' take it any more! Signed, the dead guy'!]]"
--> '''Jelly''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Hey, that's not bad!]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ODU93wVdg&t=1m46s Vitti's reaction]] when Sobel suggests that Vitti might have had an [[OedipusComplex Oedipus Complex]].

--> '''Vitti''': You MOTHERFUCKER! ''(smashes the phone on the floor)''

--> '''Vitti''': ...a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you... next week at that thing, and then I can... unblock that angered wish... and then hopefully... ''(sees Sobel's hopeful look, then decides he's had enough playing nice)'' ...[[MoodWhiplash hopefully, you make one more move on me]], [[ClusterFBomb you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off! I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you! I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert!]] You understand me?!

* After Vitti survives an attempt on his life by Primo's men, Sobel suggests Vitti to phone Primo and talk things over:

* After Jelly and another one of Vitti's goons get's splashed by a whale at a seapark.

--> '''Jelly''': [[SarcasmMode No, no. I think the use the men's room next door to the Burger King.]]

* Pretty much everything [[EnsembleDarkhorse Jelly]] says count as Crowning Funny.

--> '''Vitti''': ...a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you... next week at that thing, and then I can... unblock that angered wish... and then hopefully... ''(after seeing Sobel's hopeful look, then decides he's had enough playing nice)'' ...[[MoodWhiplash hopefully, you make one more move on me]], [[ClusterFBomb you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off! I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you! I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert!]] You understand me?!

--> '''Vitti''': ...a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you... next week at that thing, and then I can... unblock that angered wish... and then hopefully... ''(after seeing Sobel's hopeful look, then decides he's had enough playing nice)'' ...[[MoodWhiplash hopefully, you make one more move on me, [[ClusterFBomb you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off! I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you! I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert!]] You understand me?!

--> '''Vitti''': ...a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you... next week at that thing, and then I can... unblock that angered wish... and then hopefully... ''(after seeing Sobel's hopeful look, then decides he's had enough playing nice)'' ...[[MoodWhiplash hopefully, you make one more move on me, [[ClusterFBomb you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off! I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you, I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert! You understand me?!]]

--> '''Vitti''': ...a blocked wish. And I'm looking forward to seeing you... next week at that thing, and then I can... unblock that angered wish... and then hopefully... hopefully [[PrecisionFStrike you make one more move on me you motherfucker I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you, I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send them to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert. You understand me?]]
--> '''Primo''': Hey Paul...

--> '''Vitti''': You MOTHERFUCKER! (smashes the phone on the floor)
--> '''Primo''' (to henchman): Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to know what it is.
--> '''Vitti''' (to Sobel): How was that?

--> '''Vitti''' (pulls out a gun and unloads about six rounds into a defenseless cushion, feathers flying everywhere): There's your fucking pillow.
--> '''Sobel''' (wincing): Feel better?
--> '''Vitti''' (thinks it over): Yeah... I do.
* Psychology Terminology meets the Mob.
-->'''Primo''': Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to know what it is.

--> '''Vitti''': Well, then Freud's a sick fuck and you are too for bringing it up!

--> '''Vitti''': "What are you saying, that I wanted to fuck my mother?"
--> '''Sobel''': "No, it's a primal fantasy-"
--> '''Vitti''': "Have you ever seen my mother!?"
--> '''Sobel''': "Paul-"
--> '''Vitti''': "Are you out of your fucking mind!?"
--> '''Sobel''': "It's [[AllPsychologyIsFreudian Freud]]!"
--> '''Vitti''': "Well, then Freud's a sick fuck and you are too for bringing it up!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2ODU93wVdg&t=1m46s Vitti's reaction]] when Sobel tells him the might have had an [[OedipusComplex Oedipus Complex]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEkhmmFCt6Q You are a tragedy queen]]!

--> '''Vitti''' (pulls out a gun and shoots the pillow, feathers flying everywhere): There's your fucking pillow.

* Jelly pulling Sobel away from his second attempt to get married, complete with the two of them hastily walking down the isle as the wedding march plays.

*** Years later the same situation plays out again, complete with a fat guy running away and falling down.

--> '''Vitti''': "Jelly, did they find [[MakeItLookLikeASuicide the suicide note]]?"

* "You... you... you're good, you!"

* Pretty much everything [[EnsembleDarkhorse Jelly]] says count as Crowning Funny.

-->'''Primo''': Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready!

* After Sobel tells Vitti about ''TheGodfather'' dream he had, we get Vitti's response:

* Pretty much everything [[EnsembleDarkhorse Jelly]] says count as Crowning Funny.