History Funny / AliceCooper

14th Nov '17 9:54:57 PM rushguy1
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* "Lost in America"--"So I'm lookin' for a girl with a gun and a job! And a house...''with cable''"

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* "Lost in America"--"So I'm lookin' for a girl with a gun and a job! And a house...''with cable''"cable''"
* The monologue in "King Of The Silver Screen" is utterly ridiculous, and set to the freakin' ''Battle Hymn Of The Republic,'' of all things!
-->'''Alice''': YES! I'M THE QUEEN OF THE SILVER SCREEN! I ADMIT IT TO ALL MY FELLOW WORKERS! I DON'T CARE ANYMORE! I'M ''TIRED'' OF CLOSETS! I'M GONNA EAT MY MAKEUP FOR ''LUNCH'' TODAY! JUST STOP HITTIN' ME AGAIN! ALRIGHT, GUYS?! I'M GOING TO ''HOLLYWOOD'' TO BE A ''STARLET!'' I KNOW I'M 240 POUNDS AND PLAY CENTER FOR THE DETROIT LIONS! ''I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!'' I LIKE MAKEUP! AND DRESSES! AND ''HOLLYWOOD!'' I'LL MAKE SOMEBODY A GREAT LITTLE WIFE!!!!!!!!
24th Sep '17 5:27:56 AM ClintEastwood
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* He got hit in the face by a fan-thrown coconut cream pie during one concert, while crouched theatrically over a devil shrine. The amazing part is, he ''stayed in character,'' dipping a finger in the pie filling and licking it off while wearing a SlasherSmile.
* From "No More Mr. Nice Guy": ''I went to church incognito/When everybody rose/The Reverend Smithy/He recognized me...and punched me in the nose!''
* "I Love America". Especially Alice as a car salesman.
* "Lost in America"--"So I'm lookin' for a girl with a gun and a job! And a house...''with cable''"
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