History Funny / AgentsOfSHIELD

16th Oct '17 8:51:56 AM tenatelop1
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** [[https://twitter.com/dailybennet/status/918195771794776064 The cast was asked]] what S.H.I.E.L.D. stood for!

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** * [[https://twitter.com/dailybennet/status/918195771794776064 The cast was asked]] what S.H.I.E.L.D. stood for!
16th Oct '17 8:51:43 AM tenatelop1
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** [[https://twitter.com/dailybennet/status/918195771794776064 The cast was asked]] what S.H.I.E.L.D. stood for!
1st Oct '17 4:42:29 PM ExarchofSechrima
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-->'''Fitz''': We will [[UsefulNotes/Donald Trump make our society great again]]

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-->'''Fitz''': We will [[UsefulNotes/Donald Trump [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump make our society great again]]again.]]
1st Oct '17 4:41:59 PM ExarchofSechrima
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* How does Dark-Fitz end his briefing to his fellow HYDRA agents?
-->'''Fitz''': We will [[UsefulNotes/Donald Trump make our society great again]]
17th Sep '17 12:22:03 AM Lightning4119
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* Coulson goes full fanboy at the prospect of a Daisy/Ghost Rider teamup... that he didn't get to see.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''[arriving two seconds too late, sounding extremely disappointed]'' I missed it, didn't I? You two together and we missed it! Damn!


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* After Robbie and Daisy take down several LMD mooks, Ivanov lands another throwing knife in her arm.
-->'''Daisy''': ''Really?'' You? Again?\\
'''Ivanov''': You don't understand, do you. Even if you defeat this body, I will build more. You cannot stop me.\\
'''Daisy''': Never say "you can't stop me," because the minute you do...''[Ghost Rider wraps a chain around Ivanov's middle]'' Well yeah, that. ''[The Rider yanks Ivanov into the air, where Daisy quakes him apart]''
* Coulson goes full fanboy at the prospect of a Daisy/Ghost Rider teamup... that he didn't get to see.
-->'''Coulson:''' ''[arriving two seconds too late, sounding extremely disappointed]'' I missed it, didn't I? You two together and we missed it! Damn!
17th Sep '17 12:05:07 AM Lightning4119
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* Before Robbie and James throw down, they exchange the traditional banter.
-->'''James''': I don't know who the hell you think you are, but you just made a big mistake.\\
'''Robbie''': Funny. I was about to say the same thing. Without the accent.
11th Sep '17 1:12:57 PM cg12345
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* Fitz somehow befriending an entire BadGuyBar full of scary-looking Russians.
29th Aug '17 11:20:53 AM Sane_Spinster
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* When Daisy first sees Ward in bed, she reflexively extends her arm to Quake him, but since she hasn't undergone Terrigenesis in the Framework, nothing happens. Ward assumes that extending the arm is a thing they do now and does it a few times.

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* When Daisy first sees Ward in bed, she reflexively extends her arm to Quake him, but since she hasn't undergone Terrigenesis in the Framework, nothing happens. Ward amusingly assumes that extending the arm is a thing they do now and does it a few times.



-->'''Simmons''': Always the double agent. And you two together? This isn't the Framework, this is Hell.

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-->'''Simmons''': [[SarcasmMode Always the double agent. And you two together? This isn't the Framework, this is Hell.]]



* Coulson ''still'' being a complete SHIELD fanboy completely geeking out over ''everything'', up to and including Mace/The Patriot. Both funny and Adorkable.

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* Coulson ''still'' being a complete SHIELD fanboy completely geeking out over ''everything'', up to and including Mace/The Patriot. Both funny and Adorkable. Though Mace isn't quite sure if that Star Wars reference is a compliment...



'''Simmons:''' [[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS3E10Maveth Well, you crushed his chest with your cybernetic arm and left him to die on an alien planet.]] So, no.

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'''Simmons:''' [[Recap/AgentsOfSHIELDS3E10Maveth Well, you crushed his chest with your cybernetic arm and left him to die on an alien planet.]] [[BrutalHonesty So, no.]]



'''Madame Hydra:''' ''[rolls her eyes, bored]'' [[PreemptiveShutUp Guard.]]\\

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'''Madame Hydra:''' ''[rolls her eyes, bored]'' [[PreemptiveShutUp Guard.Guards.]]\\



--->'''May:''' Did... something weird happen with my robot self?\\

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--->'''May:''' ''[squinting in confusion]'' Did... something weird happen with my robot self?\\



'''May:''' Did I make a move on you?\\

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'''May:''' ''[suspicious]'' [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Did I make a move on you?\\you?]]\\



'''May:''' Phil... Did I try to... kill you?\\
'''Coulson:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Kill me. Yup. That's what happened. You tried. It was messed up.]]

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'''May:''' Phil... ''[seriously concerned]'' [[SeriousBusiness Phil...]] [[WhoDunnitToMe Did I try to... kill you?\\
you?]]\\
'''Coulson:''' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Kill me. me? Yup. That's what happened. You tried. It was messed up.]]
23rd Aug '17 6:35:37 PM Lightning4119
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* Aida goes to Ivanov to tell him to back off, saying she regrets putting everyone in danger and all the pain she's caused.
-->'''Ivanov''': Congratulations. You're as close to human as you'll ever to get. Suffering from the one thing that you kept trying to remove - regret. ''[{{beat}}]'' Do you understand irony yet? 'Cause this is a good example!
23rd Aug '17 3:35:29 PM Lightning4119
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* Later, Daisy breaks into some high-level files and Framework!Ward says she's lost her mind.
-->'''Daisy''': [[BrickJoke The soap made me do it.]]\\
'''Ward''': ''[following her]'' [[FlatWhat Soap?]]
* Coulson asks if Ward is a friend of theirs in the real world. Simmons tactfully replies that he was, [[{{Understatement}} but that it didn't end well.]]
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