History Funny / AgentsOfSHIELD

20th Apr '18 5:40:59 PM smasll_lordvoice
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-->'''Piper''': I mean, she's not my type, but I can see it...

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-->'''Piper''': I mean, she's not my type, but [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer I can see it...it]]...
15th Apr '18 8:48:23 PM DoomTay
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-->'''Fitz:''' For maximum efficiency, it needs to be delivered at the base of the brain stem.\\
'''Mack:''' I'm not so great with needles...\\
'''Fitz:''' It's fine. See? ''[shows him the end of the device, which is some medieval hook and prong contraption]''\\

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-->'''Fitz:''' For maximum efficiency, it To counteract the psychosis, the serum needs to be delivered directly into the brain stem, so... the injector... needs to be placed at the base of the brain stem.skull.\\
'''Mack:''' I'm not so great with needles...Oh-ho-ho, no. Now, you know I don't like needles.\\
'''Fitz:''' It's fine. See? Well, I mean, it's a bee sting, really. ''[shows him the end of the device, which is some medieval hook and prong contraption]''\\



--->'''Daisy:''' No, that's definitely you. Look--you're still wearing the same clothes.

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--->'''Daisy:''' No, that's definitely you. Look--you're still I mean, you're ... you're literally wearing the same clothes.thing right now.
14th Apr '18 4:32:09 PM SFH
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* May and Coulson get into an argument about whether Daisy is ready to replace him, and the argument further extends to Coulson having [[spoiler:resigned himself to dying]]. As the argument gets more heated, May [[Heartwarming/AgentsOfSHIELD finally admits that she loves Coulson]]... mostly because she "figured that would shut you up". May then walks off while a still stunned Coulson tries to process what just happened.

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* May and Coulson get into an argument about whether Daisy is ready to replace him, and the argument further extends to Coulson having [[spoiler:resigned himself to dying]]. As the argument gets more heated, May [[Heartwarming/AgentsOfSHIELD finally admits that she loves Coulson]]... mostly partly because she "figured "thought that would shut you up". May then walks off while a still stunned Coulson tries to process what just happened.



* Even under siege, Jemma tells Fitz that this a great honeymoon. [[ItMakesSenseInContext "I'm protecting England from evil robots with the man I love".]]



** Pinned down by the mechs, Simmons asks Fitz to reiterate the scientific logic behind how time can't be changed (thus proving they won't die here) in order to calm her down, but ultimately tells him it's not working and to stop.

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** Pinned down by the mechs, Simmons asks Fitz to reiterate the scientific logic behind how time can't be changed (thus proving that they won't die here) in order to calm her down, but ultimately tells him it's not working and to stop.
14th Apr '18 8:56:03 AM SFH
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* After Elena uses [[spoiler:her new prosthetics]] to break open a locked gate, Fitz comments that [[spoiler:getting your arms chopped off]] may not be such a bad thing. He then realizes how insensitive this statement is, and immediately tries a VerbalBackspace, only for Jemma to tell them they should keep going.
* May and Coulson get into an argument about whether Daisy is ready to replace him, and the argument further extends to Coulson having [[spoiler:resigned himself to dying]]. As the argument gets more heated, May [[Heartwarming/AgentsOfSHIELD finally admits that she loves Coulson]]... mostly because she "figured that would shut you up". May then walks off while a still stunned Coulson tries to process what just happened.
14th Apr '18 8:20:24 AM ZimFan89
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[[folder: The Honeymoon]]
* Completely drugged out of his mind by morphine, Deke starts ranting about how much he wants to kiss Daisy, much to Piper and Mack's bemusement.
-->'''Piper''': I mean, she's not my type, but I can see it...
** Then he goes on about how cool he thinks Mack is, and asks if he should shave his head to match. At this point, Mack ups the morphine drip to knock him out.
** When Daisy walks in moments later, Mack and Piper [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain quietly agree not to mention any of the above]].
* [=FitzSimmons=] do an epic slow-mo shootout with several mechs... then Simmons' gun jams, [[FailedAttemptAtDrama ruining the moment]].
-->'''Simmons''': What were we thinking?!
** Pinned down by the mechs, Simmons asks Fitz to reiterate the scientific logic behind how time can't be changed (thus proving they won't die here) in order to calm her down, but ultimately tells him it's not working and to stop.
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13th Apr '18 7:14:08 PM TheRoguePenguin
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--->'''Coulson:''' [[{{Understatement}} That's a choice.]]

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--->'''Coulson:''' -->'''Coulson:''' [[{{Understatement}} That's a choice.]]



-->'''Coulson''': (''dragging Talbot away'') If you're thinking of blonde jokes, now's not the time.
-->'''Talbot''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got plenty!]]

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-->'''Coulson''': (''dragging Talbot away'') If you're thinking of blonde jokes, now's not the time.
-->'''Talbot''':
time.\\
'''Talbot''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got plenty!]]


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13th Apr '18 6:56:57 PM smasll_lordvoice
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* Coulson tells Creel that [[HeelFaceTurn he has a choice to make.]] Suddenly, one of the robotic guards knocks on the door, and Creel walks offscreen. Cue a punching sound and ripping metal, and the robot's sparking head rolling into the doorway.
--->'''Coulson:''' [[{{Understatement}} That's a choice.]]



'''Talbot:''' THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!\\

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'''Talbot:''' [[WithCatlikeTread THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!\\VOICE!]]\\



-->'''Talbot''': I've got plenty.

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-->'''Talbot''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got plenty.plenty!]]
13th Apr '18 5:44:35 PM smasll_lordvoice
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** Hale mentions the long-dead Daniel Whitehall, and Coulson's response is hilariously petty.
--->'''Coulson:''' [[BadassBoast Yeah, and I buried him,]] so...go team.


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** Calling HYDRA [[WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}} "squidbillies"]] is worth the price of admission alone.
13th Apr '18 9:32:51 AM tahna_los
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-->'''Talbot:''' Maybe next time, you teleport us to a place with [[CallBack white sandy beaches and palm trees]].\\

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-->'''Talbot:''' Maybe next time, you teleport us to a place with [[CallBack [[BrickJoke white sandy beaches and palm trees]].\\
12th Apr '18 5:51:49 PM SeizureFerret
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** While inspecting alien device that Hale shows to him, Talbot, despite not wearing uniform or any kind of formal clothing, insists to maintain his cool, formality, and a sense of superiority towards Hale, with ReverseArmfold.

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** While inspecting the alien device that Hale shows to him, Talbot, despite not wearing a uniform or any kind of formal clothing, insists to maintain on maintaining his cool, formality, and a sense of superiority towards Hale, with ReverseArmfold.
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