History Funny / AgentsOfSHIELD

22nd May '17 7:35:24 AM Phoenixion
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'''Mack:''' He wasn't back thirty-seven seconds ago either, [[SarcasmMode but thanks for the regular updates]].

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'''Mack:''' He wasn't back thirty-seven seconds ago either, [[SarcasmMode but thanks for the regular updates]].\\
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-->'''Hunter:''' So what’s the plan when he gets back? Is this a grab-and-torture kind of deal? [''Daisy and Mack stare at him, but Hunter doesn’t notice and keeps talking''] Chokehold might not work if he turns out to be Lash. But we could...\\
'''Daisy:''' Whoa, whoa, slow down, gitmo. I thought you just wanted to drive.\\
'''Hunter:''' Just offering helpful suggestions.\\
'''Mack:''' Helpful in ''what'' way, exactly?\\
'''Hunter:''' Um... stopping bad guys?\\
'''Mack:''' [[TakeThat How about professionalism? Doing your job smart, not getting people killed?]]\\
'''Hunter:''' [''sighs''] Hm.... wild guess, this isn’t about following Banks.\\
'''Daisy:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Hunter, come on. Andrew almost died.]]\\
'''Hunter:''' And there we have it. Look, it’s not like I just handed over Andrew and said, “Hey, please kill our friend.”\\
'''Mack:''' [[SarcasmMode Right. “I had no choice.”]]\\
'''Hunter:''' [''sincerely''] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo I]] ''[[IDidWhatIHadToDo had]]'' [[IDidWhatIHadToDo no choice.]]



** This gets better if you know there actually ''was'' a black Kojack, with Ving Rhames starring in a short-lived remake.

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** This gets better if you know there actually ''was'' a black Kojack, with Ving Rhames starring in a short-lived remake. And after Ving Rhames got cameo in ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'', it growsn into CelebrityParadox.


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* Due to the BigBrotherIsWatching nature of Mace’s directorship, Fitz and Mack have to play dumb to each other while talking about Daisy and Reyes brothers to avoid the possibility of being subjected to Mace’s lie-detection test.
-->'''Fitz:''' Director hasn’t found you-know-who and you-know-who?\\
'''Mack:''' [''non-chalantly''] [[BlatantLies I don’t know what you’re talking about.]]\\
'''Fitz:''' [''also non-chalantly''] [[SureLetsGoWithThat Right. Me neither.]]
21st May '17 12:13:38 AM QuantumReality
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* Daisy and May are walking along a sidewalk, and Daisy grumbles:
-->'''Daisy:''' Still feeling the aftereffects of the Terrigen. It's like a hangover made of bees.
18th May '17 7:00:54 PM TheCuza
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* Slightly sadder than the above, but when Trip asks Daisy what the real world Simmons told him about is like, he's real bummed when he learns he didn't date any of the women of Team Coulson.

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* Slightly sadder than the above, but when Trip asks Daisy what the real world Simmons told to tell him about is like, he's the real bummed when world. In particular, [[AllMenArePerverts whether or not he learns he didn't date dated any of the women of on Team Coulson.Coulson]]. After she tells him he didn't, he wonders why the hell anyone would ever want to go back to such a horrible world.
18th May '17 6:49:41 PM TheCuza
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** And then May ''figures out'' what happened to that bottle.
--->'''May:''' This is a terrible plan.\\
'''Coulson:''' Y'know, Robot May was way more supportive.\\
'''May:''' ...Is she what happened to the Haig?!



-->'''Coulson:''' ''[arriving two seconds late, sounding extremely disappointed]'' I missed it, didn't I? You two together and we missed it! Damn!

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-->'''Coulson:''' ''[arriving two seconds too late, sounding extremely disappointed]'' I missed it, didn't I? You two together and we missed it! Damn!



* How does Daisy help out Elena in the Framework? By having Yo-Yos appear all around Radcliff clueing him in, he feels like Videogame/PacMan by the time he gets to her.

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* How does Daisy help out Elena in the Framework? By having Yo-Yos appear all around Radcliff Radcliffe clueing him in, he in. He feels like Videogame/PacMan by the time he gets to her.


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* Ivanov and LMD-Mishkin (who is likely controlled by Ivanov's head as well) speaking in unison as they get ready for the S.H.I.E.L.D. inquiry.
-->'''Both:''' We look fantastic!
18th May '17 11:14:21 AM KandC
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* How does Daisy help out Elena in the Framework? By having Yo-Yos appear all around Radcliff clueing him in, he feels like a pack rat by the time he gets to her.

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* How does Daisy help out Elena in the Framework? By having Yo-Yos appear all around Radcliff clueing him in, he feels like a pack rat Videogame/PacMan by the time he gets to her.
18th May '17 3:07:35 AM Theokal3
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* Simmons [[ShootingSuperman shoots Aida]] despite knowing she has a HealingFactor:
-->'''Aida''': Your weapon can't kill me.\\
'''Simmons''': I know. I just really wanted to do that.
17th May '17 7:55:40 PM ChaoticNovelist
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** Before that, when Hunter shoots Banks, Mack gives a horrified "Oh!" to the act. Daisy? An exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Come on!"]] [[NotHelpingYourCase And then Hunter gives an "A-Okay" sign]].

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** Before that, when When Hunter shoots Banks, Mack gives a horrified "Oh!" to the act. Daisy? An exasperated [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "Come on!"]] [[NotHelpingYourCase And then Hunter gives an "A-Okay" sign]].



** Before that, Fitz had been preparing to drive the attacking HYDRA agents out by releasing gas into the corridor outside.

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** Before that, Fitz had been preparing to drive the attacking HYDRA agents out by releasing gas into the corridor outside.



** Before that, Radcliffe and Aida gave Billy a simulation of a puppy to keep him calm while they map his memories. When the Watchdogs release Billy as part a trade for the Darkhold, Billy still complains that they took his puppy.

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** Before that, Radcliffe and Aida gave Billy a simulation of a puppy to keep him calm while they map his memories. When the Watchdogs release Billy as part a trade for the Darkhold, Billy still complains that they took his puppy.



** Before that, there is May asking for updates on what happened with her LMD, and Coulson is pointedly avoiding mentioning the kiss with the LMD. One gets the feeling he understands [[CanNotSpitItOut FitzSimmons]] a little better now.

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** Before that, there There is May asking for updates on what happened with her LMD, and Coulson is pointedly avoiding mentioning the kiss with the LMD. One gets the feeling he understands [[CanNotSpitItOut FitzSimmons]] a little better now.



** Before that, it's darkly funny seeing heartbroken AIDA/Ophelia [[DrowningMySorrows drowning her sorrows]], possibly for the first time ever in her life as living being. Especially seeing her first take a shot of vodka, then chugging it straight from the bottle.

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** Before that, it's It's darkly funny seeing heartbroken AIDA/Ophelia [[DrowningMySorrows drowning her sorrows]], possibly for the first time ever in her life as living being. Especially seeing her first take a shot of vodka, then chugging it straight from the bottle.
17th May '17 7:09:23 PM Lullaby22
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** Coulson then adds that they'll have to get ''another'' bottle to drink while he explains what happened to ''that'' bottle.
17th May '17 4:33:38 PM TheRoguePenguin
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-->'''Daisy:''' Aida. Seriously, therapy, just consider it.\\

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-->'''Daisy:''' Aida. Seriously, therapy, just consider it.\\
17th May '17 2:39:23 PM hunter139
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* When Daisy and Aida meet up again, Aida has this whole speech about what she was thinking of doing when she saw her again, culminating in Aida planning to have Daisy fight her LMD and 'kill herself'. Daisy's response?
-->'''Daisy:''' Aida. Seriously, therapy, just consider it.\\
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