History Funny / AgentsOfSHIELD

20th Mar '17 1:57:47 PM FreeJaffa
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** She also wonders who the "ugly woman"[[note]]Creator/BenjaminFranklin[[/note]] on the hundred dollar bill is.[[note]]He wasn't, though this is a disturbingly common misconception.[[/note]]
** Followed by Rooster's misinformed explanation that said "ugly woman" used to be president.

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** She also wonders who the "ugly woman"[[note]]Creator/BenjaminFranklin[[/note]] on the hundred dollar bill is.[[note]]He wasn't, though this is a disturbingly common misconception.[[/note]]
is.
** Followed by Rooster's misinformed explanation that said "ugly woman" used to be president.[[note]]He wasn't, though this is a disturbingly common misconception.[[/note]]
16th Mar '17 7:47:00 PM SFH
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* When Mack compares Lash to a great white shark:
-->'''Mac:''' It's like a great white shark. Built to eat, sleep--\\
'''Daisy:''' And kill.\\
'''Mac:''' I was going to say "make little baby sharks", but then ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' was probably twenty years before you were born.[[note]]actually only thirteen years[[/note]]
15th Mar '17 4:56:57 PM SFH
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--->'''Daisy:''' What? [[AtLeastIAdmitIt I have issues too]].

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--->'''Daisy:''' What? [[AtLeastIAdmitIt I have issues too]].
didn't say you were the only one with issues]].
11th Mar '17 5:59:23 PM SFH
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'''May:''' No. He's dreamy.

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'''May:''' [[NotSoAboveItAll No. He's dreamy.]]



* In the Stinger, amid some very pressing concerns about him being tailed by "real" S.H.I.E.L.D. after leaving the Playground with the toolbox, Fitz's cheery enquiry of "Do you mind if I come and hang out with you anyway?" to Coulson and Hunter is both funny and oddly heartwarming.
* Again in the Stinger, we see Fitz open the Toolbox, immediately contact Coulson and Hunter and ask how to shake a tail. Hunter's response?

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* In the Stinger, amid TheStinger:
** Amid
some very pressing concerns about him being tailed by "real" S.H.I.E.L.D. after leaving the Playground with the toolbox, Fitz's cheery enquiry of "Do you mind if I come and hang out with you anyway?" to Coulson and Hunter is both funny and oddly heartwarming.
* Again in the Stinger, we ** We see Fitz open the Toolbox, immediately contact Coulson and Hunter and ask how to shake a tail. Hunter's response?




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** Also, when first contacting Coulson and Hunter, Fitz asks where they are. Hunter, confused as to how Fitz managed to contact them, says "Undisclosed secure location?" in a way that indicates he's no longer convinced it's secure.



-->'''Lance:''' I think they might actually... ''like'' each other.

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-->'''Lance:''' I think they might actually... ''like'' each other.\\
'''Fitz:''' ...just focus on your wound. It'll be less disturbing.



* The completely nonchalant way Coulson reveals [[spoiler:Fury]] will be coming for the Toolbox, and then shows Bobbi and Gonzales his phone to reveal that he's getting a call from Maria Hill. Even Bobbi thinks it's a little funny, while Gonzales is left fuming.

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* The completely nonchalant way Coulson reveals [[spoiler:Fury]] will be coming for the Toolbox, and then shows Bobbi and Gonzales his phone to reveal that he's getting a call from Maria Hill. Even Bobbi [[ActuallyPrettyFunny thinks it's a little funny, funny,]] while Gonzales is left fuming.
11th Mar '17 3:21:26 PM SFH
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* Right after Mack says [[BadassBoast "I'm the guy who kills Gordon"]], said Inhuman [[MoodWhiplash teleports behind him and decks him.]]



--->'''Randolph:''' Well, Asgardians can generally hold their drink, it's just... well, [[NoodleIncident one night I tried to hold ''all'' the drinks.]]

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--->'''Randolph:''' Well, Yes, well, Asgardians can generally hold their drink, it's just... well, [[NoodleIncident one night I tried to hold ''all'' the drinks.]]



* After May tells Hunter learns [[spoiler:Fitz managed to rescue Simmons]]:
-->'''Hunter:''' Beers? Come on, let's a get some beers! Come on, May, smile for once in your life!

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* After May tells Hunter learns that [[spoiler:Fitz managed to rescue Simmons]]:
-->'''Hunter:''' Beers? Come on, let's a get some beers! Come on, May, smile for once in your life!
10th Mar '17 5:30:47 PM SFH
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-->'''Coulson:''' If you hurt anyone here, Daisy will never forgive you.\\
'''Cal:''' Stop calling her that!\\
'''Coulson:''' I'm sorry, I thought th--never mind.



** Even better? Creator/IainDeCaestecker [[ThrowItIn threw it in]] on his own.



** Randolph mentions that he got into the castle originally (in the 1800's) for a costume party because he heard rumors about "journeys to the stars". He gave up on any portal because some guy dressed like an owl told him the stories were just cover for human sacrifice. Also, [[DistractedByTheSexy there were these fire dancers who distracted him.]]

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** Randolph mentions that he got into the castle originally (in the 1800's) for a costume party because he heard rumors about "journeys to the stars". He gave up on any portal because some guy dressed like an owl told him the stories were just cover for human sacrifice. Also, [[DistractedByTheSexy there were these fire dancers who distracted him.]]]] Bobbi just rolls her eyes.



--->'''Randolph:''' Are we sure about this? It does say "death by punishment".\\

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--->'''Randolph:''' Are we sure you certain about this? It does say "death by punishment".\\



'''Bobbi:''' ...you know, we have a ginormous eagle symbol on top of our jet.\\

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'''Bobbi:''' ...you know, we have there's a ginormous eagle symbol on top of our jet.\\




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** [[Heartwarming/AgentsOfSHIELD She does]].
9th Mar '17 6:15:55 AM SFH
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* After May tells Hunter learns [[spoiler:Fitz managed to rescue Simmons]]:
-->'''Hunter:''' Beers? Come on, let's a get some beers! Come on, May, smile for once in your life!



-->'''May:''' Like you guys aren't hard enough to understand.



'''Fitz:'''...so I was a crabby human being.

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'''Fitz:'''...so I was '''Fitz:''' Well...okay, a crabby human being.
2nd Mar '17 6:01:32 AM ChaoticNovelist
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'''Coulson:''' ''(sighs)'' Thank you for saving my ass back there.
* The contrast between Rookie!May and Present!May has a fun implication: she saves him and then insults him, teases him about the time they were UndercoverAsLovers, and makes him think that she was ordered to do this mission and thinks it's a hassle to save his "defenseless ass" when the reality is that she asked for the mission so she could spend with and protect him. TheStoic that we, the audience, have come to know used to be a {{tsundere}}!

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'''Coulson:''' ''(sighs)'' Thank you for saving my ass life back there.
* The contrast between Rookie!May and Present!May has a fun implication: she saves him and then insults him, teases him about the time they were UndercoverAsLovers, and makes him think that she was ordered to do this mission and that thinks it's a hassle to save his "defenseless ass" when the reality is that she asked for the mission so she could spend with and protect him. TheStoic The Melinda May that we, the audience, have come to know used to be a {{tsundere}}!
28th Feb '17 6:33:50 AM SFH
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** As Coulson and [=FitzSimmons=] are explaining how Hive was the basis for many of the myths about TheDevil, Talbot asks if they're telling him that Grant Ward was possessed by a demon. It's mostly sarcastic, but there's a hint in his tone that indicates he's being genuine.
** Finally, as Talbot says that they need to call in a military strike to deal with Hive, Coulson asks how his explanation would go when he mentions the Devil. Talbot is forced to admit that he would need to lie about that part.
27th Feb '17 6:17:48 PM SFH
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** In TheStinger, he eventually settles on Hellfire, but worries that it's too much. Alisha just shrugs noncommittally.



'''James''': Well, I'm Australian, so yeah.

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'''James''': Well, I'm Australian, so yeah.yes.



-->'''Hive:''' It's a shame [Coulson] doesn't know how strong you are, Skye. But your home is with me, now.\\
'''Daisy:''' It's... it's Daisy. My name is Daisy.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Hive:''' Grant knew you as--\\
'''Diasy:''' Well, I changed it. Or... I guess you can say I found it.
** And then Hive considers and nods, as if in approval.



* James: "You bought us a house?" / Hive: "No... I bought us a whole town."

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* James: "You Ever wonder just how rich Gideon Malick was? Hive used a little over a tenth of his personal wealth to buy HYRDA's newest base:
-->'''James:''' You
bought us a house?" / Hive: "No...house?\\
'''Hive:''' No...
I bought us a whole town."



* While undercover at the club, Fitz is wearing the glasses with Deathlok's eye enhancements in its lens, allowing Mack to receive video of what Fitz is seeing in multiple spectrums. His reaction to seeing Anon's modifications?
-->'''Mack:''' Guys, this woman has been heavily modified. In ways you wouldn't even anticipate. Man, I need to get out more.



-->"Who in tarnation names these things?"

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-->"Who -->"And who in tarnation names these things?"things?!"


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* Toward the end of the episode, Lincoln reveals that he and May managed to trick Daisy into believing that Lincoln wanted to escape with Daisy, and fly a Quinjet carrying Lash to Hive's base, with the hope that Lash would kill Hive. Since they communicated by written messages with his food, they were able to do it without alerting Daisy, pulling it off without a hitch...except for the part where Lincoln was forced to zap Mack when he tried to stop Lincoln.
-->'''Yo-Yo:''' What about the part about not hurting his friend?!\\
'''Lincoln:''' ...you weren't supposed to be there, Mack.\\
'''Mack:''' Excuse me for doing my damn job.
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