History Funny / AdventuresInBabysitting

--->'''Vendor:''' Look, you slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the wiener.
--->'''Brenda:''' But I don't have any cash!
--->'''Vendor:''' Then ''I'' don't have a wiener!

** A starving Brenda tries to buy a hot dog from a vendor when all she has is a check, leading to some GettingCrapPastTheRadar:

--->Vendor: Look, you slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the wiener.
--->Brenda: But I don't have any cash!
--->Vendor: Then ''I'' don't have a wiener!

* A meta-example from the production of the movie: Just before shooting the scene where the group runs through a dirty, trash-filled alley, the Toronto Sanitation department came by and cleaned it all up, so the crew had to dig through local dumpsters for more trash to make up for the loss.

-->'''Animal controller 2:''' That's a jumbo-sized sewer rat!\\

* Sara mistaking Dawson for Thor.

-->'''Brad''': Where we gonna get 50 bucks? \\
'''Sara''': We could sell Daryl. Ya' think?

-->'''Brenda''': Chris I'm begging you, it's really scary here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on, and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers! ''(Then the old man starts banging on telephone booth.)''\\
'''Old Man''': Get out of my house! ''(Brenda kicks out his box and his slippers.)''\\
'''Brenda''': You just moved!

-->'''Brad''': Daryl, why are you hugging me?\\
'''Daryl''': Brad don't you ever die on me! Ever!\\
'''Brad''': O.K. I won't.

-->'''Chris''': Some guys are out to get us.\\
'''Daryl''': And Brenda's probably dead.\\
'''Brad''': We ain't got a nickel.\\

'''Daryl''': Oh, ''God!''\\

'''Daryl''': ''(covering his eyes)'' Is it a hand?!?\\
'''Brad''': ''(shocked)'' No.\\
'''Daryl''': ''(relieved)'' Oh, good!\\
'''Brad''': It's a gun.\\
'''Daryl''': Oh, ''God!''

--> '''Daryl''': I will!

--> '''Chris:''' What do I do?
--> '''Sara:''' (''straight faced'') Get in the car and run him over.

** Their reactions also qualify under [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments CMoH]].

--->'''Chris''': Some guys are out to get us.\\

-->'''Pruitt:''' Watch out, kids!
-->''(opens glove compartment)''
-->'''Daryl''': Oh, ''God!''
--> ''(Pruitt pulls out a Revolver)''
-->'''Daryl''': ''(covering his eyes)'' Is it a hand?!?
-->'''Brad''': ''(shocked)'' No.
-->'''Daryl''': ''(relieved)'' Oh, good!
-->'''Brad''': It's a gun.
-->'''Daryl''': Oh, ''God!''

* Sara mistaking Dawson for Thor.

** Even funnier, because Daryl felt fully justified, not only because the guy cheated on Chris, but because earlier in the movie we're told that said boyfriend once pummeled Daryl for touching his car, something Daryl denied doing. The crowning part is Daryl kicking him in the ass like the guy did to Daryl.

* A meta-example from the production of the movie: Just before shooting the scene where the group runs through a dirty, trash-filled alley, the Toronto Sanitation department came by and cleaned it all up, so the crew had to dig through local dumpsters for more trash to make up for the loss!

--> '''Sara:''' Get in the car and run him over.

** Even funnier, because Daryl felt fully justified, not only because the guy cheated on Chris, but because earlier in the movie we're told that said boyfriend once pummeled Daryl for touching his car, something Daryl denied doing.

** Their reactions also qualify under [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming CMoH]].

-->'''Daryl''': Oh, ''God!''

-->''(opens glove compartment and pulls out a Revolver)''

-->'''Brad''': No.
-->'''Daryl''': (relieved)'' Oh, good.

* While riding with 'Handsome' John Pruitt, who has a HookHand and claims he keeps it in the glove compartment. What he ''actually'' keeps in the glove compartment, however...

** Their reactions also qualify under [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming CMoH]].

* When Darryl is very obviously blackmailing Chris to bring him along, Sarah has a very efficient solution.

--> '''Sarah:''' Get in the car and run him over.

** Their reactions also qualify under CMoH.

'''Old Man''': "Get out of my house!" ''(Brenda kicks out his box and his slippers.)''\\
'''Brenda''': "You just moved!"