History Funny / AcquisitionsIncorporated

24th Apr '17 11:15:53 AM DragonRanger
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'''Viari''': Right.\\

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'''Viari''': Right.\\



'''Omin''': We acquire ''physical objects''!\\

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'''Omin''': We acquire ''physical objects''!\\objects''!



'''Scott''': [Muffled] I'm burying my head in my hands.\\

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'''Scott''': [Muffled] I'm burying my head in my hands.\\



'''Jerry''': Okay, well no. Did ''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive I]]'' win? [[PunchClockHero Yes]].\\

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'''Jerry''': Okay, well no. Did ''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive I]]'' win? [[PunchClockHero Yes]].\\



'''Pat''': Just like the gypsy woman said!\\

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'''Pat''': Just like the gypsy woman said!\\said!



'''Mike''': It turns into a dove and flies away.\\

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'''Mike''': It turns into a dove and flies away.\\



-->'''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\

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-->'''Mike''': '''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\down?



--->'''Mike''': *nods* I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.

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--->'''Mike''': *nods* [nods] I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.
24th Apr '17 11:13:30 AM DragonRanger
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* After Viari performs a GunshipRescue and comes to the aid of the party, who is being attacked by a dragon, [[WhatAnIdiot he promptly jumps off the very well-armed ship to attack said dragon.]]

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\n* ** After Viari performs a GunshipRescue and comes to the aid of the party, who is being attacked by a dragon, [[WhatAnIdiot he promptly jumps off the very well-armed ship to attack said dragon.]]




* The new dynamic between Omin as the horrible boss and Viari as the new intern who's not nearly as gullible as Jim and Binwin.

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\n* ** The new dynamic between Omin as the horrible boss and Viari as the new intern who's not nearly as gullible as Jim and Binwin.
























-->'''Flabbergast(rueful)''': Yes, sir.

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-->'''Flabbergast(rueful)''': -->'''Flabbergast (rueful)''': Yes, sir.










* During the Pax South 2017 game, Mike laments that Jim has far fewer hitpoints than everyone else, leading to the following gem:
-->'''Jerry''': You need to hit the gym.
-->'''Mike''': *nods* I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.

* Môrgæn's entire escape from the Black Network during the opening of Season 11, which involves her getting shot by a crossbow, falling off a roof onto another roof, bursting into a noble house party, casually taking a drink from the butler, looting the upstairs end tables, disguising herself in an elaborate dress (with tiara) in the attic, putting on what turns out to be a holy symbol of Asmodeus, and casually heading back downstairs to slip out during the confusion.

* Jim goes to check outside for threats.
-->'''Chris''': As soon as you part the curtain, you see a hulking figure standing on the other side of it.
-->'''Mike''': I quickly close the curtain.

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-->"''Tell me more about this'' ''[[ShoddyKnockoffProduct Apparitions Inebriated]]''".

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\n* From a drunk NPC during the series:
-->Tell me more about this "Apparitions Inebriated".
* During the Pax South 2017 game, game:
**
Mike laments that Jim has far fewer hitpoints than everyone else, leading to the following gem:
-->'''Jerry''': --->'''Jerry''': You need to hit the gym.
-->'''Mike''': --->'''Mike''': *nods* I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.

*
LESS.
**
Môrgæn's entire escape from the Black Network during the opening of Season 11, which involves her getting shot by a crossbow, falling off a roof onto another roof, bursting into a noble house party, casually taking a drink from the butler, looting the upstairs end tables, disguising herself in an elaborate dress (with tiara) in the attic, putting on what turns out to be a holy symbol of Asmodeus, and casually heading back downstairs to slip out during the confusion.

*
confusion.
**
Jim goes to check outside for threats.
-->'''Chris''': --->'''Chris''': As soon as you part the curtain, you see a hulking figure standing on the other side of it.
-->'''Mike''': --->'''Mike''': I quickly close the curtain.

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-->"''Tell me more about this'' ''[[ShoddyKnockoffProduct Apparitions Inebriated]]''".
curtain.
23rd Feb '17 1:08:17 PM bustermanzero
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'''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\

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'''Mike''': -->'''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\
down?\\

* During the Pax South 2017 game, Mike laments that Jim has far fewer hitpoints than everyone else, leading to the following gem:
-->'''Jerry''': You need to hit the gym.
-->'''Mike''': *nods* I am the [[HurricaneOfPuns Jim]]. I need the Jim to be hit LESS.

* Môrgæn's entire escape from the Black Network during the opening of Season 11, which involves her getting shot by a crossbow, falling off a roof onto another roof, bursting into a noble house party, casually taking a drink from the butler, looting the upstairs end tables, disguising herself in an elaborate dress (with tiara) in the attic, putting on what turns out to be a holy symbol of Asmodeus, and casually heading back downstairs to slip out during the confusion.

* Jim goes to check outside for threats.
-->'''Chris''': As soon as you part the curtain, you see a hulking figure standing on the other side of it.
-->'''Mike''': I quickly close the curtain.
15th Jan '17 12:10:00 AM bustermanzero
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* Drizzt and Viari tumbles through the air

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* Drizzt and Viari tumbles tumble through the air


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* The players are shocked whenever [[TheAce Drizzt]] appears to be mortal after all
-->'''Chris''': I have a Strength bonus of one.\\
'''Mike''': Really? Every stat isn't just 18 all the way down?\\
15th Nov '16 7:52:24 AM MaulMachine
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* While trying to locate one of Omin sisters (who Jim has a history of seducing).

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* While trying to locate one of Omin Omin's older sisters (who Jim has a history of seducing).
23rd Oct '16 11:13:16 AM Bishop999
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-->'''[[BadBoss Omin]][[WeHaveReserves Dran]]''': You understand that, here at Acquisitions Incorporated we do ''not'' treat our employees that way?

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-->'''[[BadBoss Omin]][[WeHaveReserves Omin]] [[WeHaveReserves Dran]]''': You understand that, here at Acquisitions Incorporated we do ''not'' treat our employees that way?
23rd Oct '16 11:12:16 AM Bishop999
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* Omin's [[HypocriticalHumour baldfaced hypocrisy]] while recruiting Flabbergast to his own organization
-->'''Omin''': Flabbergast, you've been... misused. You understand that, right?
-->'''Flabbergast(rueful)''': Yes, sir.
-->'''[[BadBoss Omin]][[WeHaveReserves Dran]]''': You understand that, here at Acquisitions Incorporated we do ''not'' treat our employees that way?
25th Sep '16 7:55:11 PM Bishop999
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* After seeing the elaborate set piece used in the PAX West Live Game of 2016
-->'''Jerry''': So Chris, what the fuck is going on here, man?
-->'''Chris''': I was given a budget.

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* After seeing the enormous and elaborate set piece used in the PAX West Live Game of 2016
-->'''Jerry''': So Chris, what the fuck is going on here, here man?
-->'''Chris''': I was given a budget.
budget!
11th Sep '16 1:10:14 AM CapFox
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* While trying to locate one of Omin sisters (who Jim has a history of seducing).
--> '''Jim''': You got any pictures of her? It wouldn't make it harder. [[AccidentalInnuendo Or it might.]]
11th Sep '16 12:27:39 AM CapFox
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*After seeing the elaborate set piece used in the PAX West Live Game of 2016
-->'''Jerry''': So Chris, what the fuck is going on here, man?
-->'''Chris''': I was given a budget.
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