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23rd Jun '16 5:51:19 AM CapFox
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* The party's [[PunchClockHero motivation]] is a bit conflicted in season 3.
-->'''Marcinda''': It's widely known that the Ambershards traffic with demons.\\
'''Jim''': It's not getting better!\\
'''Marcinda''': But-\\
'''Jim''': Stop talking!\\
'''Aeofel''': This is a test! We are either Acquisitions Incorporated and we acquire anything that needs acquiring-\\
'''Jim''': What are we acquiring?!\\
'''Binwin''': We're acquiring my family's honor back back!\\
'''Omin''': We acquire ''physical objects''!\\
4th Mar '16 2:36:45 PM CapFox
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-->" You just got out''Dran''!

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-->" You -->"You just got out''Dran''!out''Dran''!
-->"''Owl'' be back".
3rd Mar '16 10:55:27 AM CapFox
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*The new dynamic between Omin as the horrible boss and Viari as the new intern who's not nearly as gullible as Jim and Binwin.
-->'''Viari''': I'm feeling a little bit crowded in my [[RedShirt intern status]].\\
'''Omin''': I don't think of you as an intern. I think of you as a ''sub''-employee. You know what I mean? Think of the entire range of it, the gradient. Think about everything you've accomplished for us.\\
'''Viari''': I have.\\
'''Omin''': "Intern" is not... it doesn't capture it anymore. "Sub-employee", it's an aspirational title and it gives you something to reach for.\\
'''Viari''': Could I be the ''Senior'' sub-employee?\\
'''Omin''': Yes! If another sub-employee were to come along I would allow you to... belittle them.\\
'''Viari''': Do I get a stock-option?\\
'''Omin''': [[ComicallySmallBribe One stock.]] You get one stock. ''A'' stock.\\
'''Viari''': A discount on merch?\\
'''Omin''': No. No, employees actually pay ''more'' for merch. I'm sorry, that's a policy that goes before my rein.\\
'''Jim''': We're not really making anything off of those.\\
'''Viari''': Alright, I'm good with that.\\
'''Omin''': [[BlatantLies Excellent. We'll shake on it tomorrow.]]\\
'''Viari''': Right.\\
2nd Mar '16 1:31:28 PM CapFox
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* After Viari performs a GunshipRescue and comes to the aid of the party, who is being attacked by a dragon, [[WhatAnIdiot he promptly jumps off the very well-armed ship to attack said dragon.]]
-->'''Patrick''': Is it surprised?
-->'''Chris''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yes.]]
29th Feb '16 2:55:38 PM CapFox
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* LastWords: ''Is THIS your card...?''

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* LastWords: [[RunningGag ''Is THIS your card...?''?'']]



29th Feb '16 9:29:32 AM CapFox
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-->" You just got out''Dran''!
6th Jan '16 1:35:36 AM RetsofNoraa
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* From the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2knLHWucK1A&t=24m45s 2012 PAX session]]: an audience member warns the group to "[[TemptingFate watch out for acid pits]]," which prompts numerous cries of "TooSoon" from the group, as well as a middle finger from Wil. However, this is immediately before the group realizes they've triggered the floor to give way...to a massive acid pit.
18th Oct '15 3:11:45 PM oztrickster
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* From the game at PAX Prime 2015
** Patrick Rothfuss asking Chris if Drizzt is using his elemental scimitars, while they are stuck through another player's character. Everyone is either dumbfounded or reminding him that he's supposed to be on their side.
31st Aug '15 1:10:41 AM CapFox
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-->"You ''stalagmite'' make it".
13th Mar '15 6:58:22 AM Khaldore
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* Near the end of Season 9's game at PAX East 2015, this glorious exchange takes place:
-->'''Mike''': Is this whole room a truth zone?
-->'''Jerry''': Yeah.
-->'''Mike''': I fucked your sister.
** Cue [[PatrickRothfuss Patrick Rothfuss]] promptly (and completely) losing it for a solid thirty seconds.
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