History Funny / Achewood

* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03112016 Ray and Teodor learn it's not a good idea to search Roast Beef's browsing history]].

** Gets a call back later when Beef buys a Polish from a hot dog vendor who calls in and asks about Envelope and we hear "Plastic surgery? Really?"

'''Roast Beef:''' Can you think of anyone who has a more gigantic and deep-seated fury at the world"

--> '''Ray:''' Beef, why do I get the feeling that our army's made of ex-kids who were always picked last for kickball?
--> '''Roast Beef:''' Can you think of anyone who has a more gigantic and deep-seated fury at the world"

* Most of the comments can qualify as a crowning moment of funny. It's like a little, self-contained world of hilarity.
** Sadly, with the death of Assetbar in 2012, they may truly be LostForever.

* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06212002 Here I come dogg]]

* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02132002 Pork chops with applesauce?]]

* Ray's short-lived venture into [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04112007 porn production.]] Teodore's comments on each scene are hysterical.

* Ray's short-lived venture into [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04112007 porn production.]]

* On the topic of funny arcs, how about [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10272005 the brief storyline]] where Little Nephew tries to establish a world record by (very) slowly driving a 1973 Honda Civic into a lake, with the RunningGag of Ray conspicuously missing the round-the-clock news coverage?

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua76tPkH Lyle pukes on a football.]] Hard enough to make it go three feet.

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8XVqnr Come on.]]
* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua6LJ2b0 Pat's gayness: exposed!]]

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuafQ0gh0 Spy Ware]]. First appearance of Ray's fetish, with a link helpfully provided in the comments to a video of it.
* Ray spending his time at the library... [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuad8ZpJw in the true Ray Smuckles Way.]]
* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuad4vm7n Teodor find the guy who made Comic Sans]]. Asskicking ensues.
* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua1HmDVl Philippe's 5th Birthday Party]], in which Todd does a lot of coke (or does he?), and billylk channels Lie Bot in the comments.
--> '''billylk''': Endearing I'd say. The only way it could become depressing is if you're mourning your own dead child as you watch someone else's very alive child become delighted.
* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua4N6WgR Ray Gets Sort of Stoned]] and its companion, [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2fKpSP Ray is high under the table]].
* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8fmmdd "Magic Underpants Finale",]] for starting the whole "x... is... rad!" meme.

* On the topic of funny arcs, how about [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10272005 the brief storyline]] where Little Nephew tries to establish a world record by (very) slowly driving a 1973 Honda Civic into a lake, with the RunningGag of Ray conscipuously missing the round-the-clock news coverage?

* The Subway Wars. Several characters start up Subways joints in the area, and things come to a head when Pat resorts to dirty tactics to get Lyle shut down. Vlad looks at Pats website (yes, Pat actually build a website for his Subway, complete with message board). Vlad, appalled by both the tacky web-design (including embedded [=MIDIs=]) and Pat's general arrogance, gets into a FlameWar with Pat. Pat ''finally'' figures out how to ban Vlad, but the robot has the last laugh; he crack the site and [[http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02202003 turns it into a haven for white supremacists]].

* [[http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05292003 Roast Beef tries to kill a chicken humanely]].

* The way [[TheAsshole Todd]] enters the North Korean Magical Realism Text Adventure world... by pissing up a rope, after being told to do so by an irate [[FanNickname Tacodore]].

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua6LJ2b0 Pat's gayness: exposed!]] I believe the RV that's always raining inside would be worthy of its own separate entry, as well.

* The comic [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uuafQ0gh0 Spy Ware]], where Beef is grilling in a shirt and tie and gets called to help clear Ray's computer. The comments add on to it by linking to actual examples of the fetish in question.

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2xCd3b Tattoo Discussion]]. Beef's ideas of things that are "pretty special" to him are hilarious, and show just what Beef is all about.
* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua91l8Dt Ray losing his sexual cool]], and calls... Vlad to help him out. The hilarity is expanded on in the comments section, where the users go from the Japanese onomatopoeia for a dildo wiggling ("flubbadubba", or "boi-yoi-yoing!"), to Bill Cosby, a Finnish hockey player, and what zapatos looks for in girls.

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8fmmdd "Magic Underpants Finale",]] for starting the whole "x... is... rad!" meme.

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8fmmdd "Magic Underpants Finale",]] for starting the whole "x... is... rad!" meme, as well as

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua4N6WgR Ray Gets Sort of Stoned]] and its companion, [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2fKpSP Ray is high under the table]].

* [[http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua1HmDVl Philippe's 5th Birthday Party]], in which Todd does a lot of coke ([[OrIsIt or does he?]]), and billylk channels Lie Bot in the comments.