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8th Feb '18 9:02:05 AM janosrock
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* Explaining to the reporter how he disarms the mines.
-->'''Nate''': Now that i have the toolkit and i located them, i simply crawl towards the mines and disable them.
-->'''kate''': Surely it has to be more involved than that.
-->'''Nate''': Yeah, well. I may have glossed over the part where they can, you know... ''explode''.
23rd Jan '18 6:48:39 AM janosrock
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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, I'm never gonna hear the end of this]]"
* The second mission of the second campaign episode in ''Arma 3'' has [[spoiler:Kerry linking up with guerrillas on Altis]], only to then be ordered [[spoiler:into their offroad]]. Along the way, after being counseled about [[spoiler:pretending to be civilians]] to get through enemy checkpoints, [[spoiler:Kerry asks why the guerrillas ordered him to drive]] and he's told in no uncertain terms: "[[spoiler:''[[BrutalHonesty You are the one they will shoot first]]'']]."
-->[[spoiler:'''Kerry''': "''[[SarcasmMode Oh. Great. I'm honored.]]''"]]
** The dialogue throughout the [[spoiler:driving]] sequence is basically VitriolicBestBuds.

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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, I'm never gonna hear the end of this]]"
* The second mission of the second campaign episode in ''Arma 3'' has [[spoiler:Kerry Kerry linking up with guerrillas on Altis]], Altis, only to then be ordered [[spoiler:into into their offroad]]. offroad. Along the way, after being counseled about [[spoiler:pretending pretending to be civilians]] civilians to get through enemy checkpoints, [[spoiler:Kerry [Kerry asks why the guerrillas ordered him to drive]] drive and he's told in no uncertain terms: "[[spoiler:''[[BrutalHonesty "''[[BrutalHonesty You are the one they will shoot first]]'']].first]]''."
-->[[spoiler:'''Kerry''': -->'''Kerry''': "''[[SarcasmMode Oh. Great. I'm honored.]]''"]]
** The dialogue throughout the [[spoiler:driving]] sequence is basically VitriolicBestBuds.
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* When the IDAP (a RedCross expy) team is dismanteling a mine field, they run into some bumps, namely: [[spoiler: they forgot to bring the tools]]. After the toolkit is delivered by drone later:
-->'''Andy''': when you get that, make sure to check the lower pocket for...
-->'''Nate''': Jesuschrist man, if you forgot to pack the...
-->'''Andy''': One time! that happened just once! relax, you'll be dicking around with landmines in no time.
5th Dec '17 5:19:16 AM janosrock
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-->[[spoiler:'''Miller''']]: I thought you guys were rescuing me.

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-->[[spoiler:'''Miller''']]: I thought you guys were rescuing me.me.
* After succesully locating enemy positions by [[spoiler: talking to the locals]]:
-->'''Splender''': Fucking-A! thank god for sgt. Hale and his high school french lessons
17th Aug '17 9:35:42 AM valar55
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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"

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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im I'm never gonna hear the end of this]]"



** After [[ButtMonkey Truck taking a bullet for a second mission in a row]]:

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** After [[ButtMonkey Truck taking a bullet for a the second mission in a row]]:
29th May '17 3:53:56 AM TypeProton
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* The modability of ArmA series naturally results in several hilarious inventions:

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* The modability [[GameMod modability]] of ArmA [=ArmA=] series naturally results in several hilarious inventions:
26th May '17 8:55:24 PM ShadowFighter88
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\n\n* While it, sadly, doesn't seem to have made it into the release version of the Jets DLC, the dev build of the USS Freedom and its catapult launch system was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxfyTTYVBa4 a little indiscriminate in what it could launch]].


19th Apr '17 9:14:49 AM janosrock
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* At the start of the first campaign mission in ''Arma 3'', the player can have their character walk around [[spoiler:the base before hopping into the helicopter]], and one of the scenery props... is [[http://i.imgur.com/zFxbRQ2.jpg THIS]].
** This was inspired by a real-life sign at a US Army FOB in Iraq, which included a final rule: "Do not steal this sign, asshole!"


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* At the start of the first campaign mission in ''Arma 3'', the player can have their character walk around [[spoiler:the base before hopping into the helicopter]], and one of the scenery props... is [[http://i.imgur.com/zFxbRQ2.jpg THIS]].
** This was inspired by a real-life sign at a US Army FOB in Iraq, which included a final rule: "Do not steal this sign, asshole!"
** Several of the signs, post-it notes and general guidelines show the relaxed enviroment of the troops at the time and are good for a chuckle or two. Such as "One task a day keep the Lt. at bay" or a picture of the AAF top brass with the sign "asshole alert".
23rd Feb '17 6:51:47 AM janosrock
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** After [[ButtMonkey Truck taking a bullet for a second mission in a row]]:
-->'''Salvo''': What is it with you and bullets lately?
23rd Feb '17 6:49:05 AM janosrock
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* During the meeting in the jungle temple:

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* *[[PluckyComicRelief Salvo]] ''really'' seems to like getting on Truck's nerves.
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During the meeting in the jungle temple:


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** When trying to make sense of an unknown enemy attacking them:
-->'''Truck''': Who are these guys? why are they targeting us?.
-->'''Salvo''': How could they not, Truck? [[HoYay You have such pretty eyes.]]
21st Jan '17 3:58:26 PM Nohomers48
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riq5QOYWJZY A flying Frigate]] ramming into a castle.
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