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17th Aug '17 9:35:42 AM valar55
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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"

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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im I'm never gonna hear the end of this]]"



** After [[ButtMonkey Truck taking a bullet for a second mission in a row]]:

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** After [[ButtMonkey Truck taking a bullet for a the second mission in a row]]:
29th May '17 3:53:56 AM TypeProton
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* The modability of ArmA series naturally results in several hilarious inventions:

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* The modability [[GameMod modability]] of ArmA [=ArmA=] series naturally results in several hilarious inventions:
26th May '17 8:55:24 PM ShadowFighter88
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\n\n* While it, sadly, doesn't seem to have made it into the release version of the Jets DLC, the dev build of the USS Freedom and its catapult launch system was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxfyTTYVBa4 a little indiscriminate in what it could launch]].


19th Apr '17 9:14:49 AM janosrock
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* At the start of the first campaign mission in ''Arma 3'', the player can have their character walk around [[spoiler:the base before hopping into the helicopter]], and one of the scenery props... is [[http://i.imgur.com/zFxbRQ2.jpg THIS]].
** This was inspired by a real-life sign at a US Army FOB in Iraq, which included a final rule: "Do not steal this sign, asshole!"


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* At the start of the first campaign mission in ''Arma 3'', the player can have their character walk around [[spoiler:the base before hopping into the helicopter]], and one of the scenery props... is [[http://i.imgur.com/zFxbRQ2.jpg THIS]].
** This was inspired by a real-life sign at a US Army FOB in Iraq, which included a final rule: "Do not steal this sign, asshole!"
** Several of the signs, post-it notes and general guidelines show the relaxed enviroment of the troops at the time and are good for a chuckle or two. Such as "One task a day keep the Lt. at bay" or a picture of the AAF top brass with the sign "asshole alert".
23rd Feb '17 6:51:47 AM janosrock
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** After [[ButtMonkey Truck taking a bullet for a second mission in a row]]:
-->'''Salvo''': What is it with you and bullets lately?
23rd Feb '17 6:49:05 AM janosrock
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* During the meeting in the jungle temple:

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* *[[PluckyComicRelief Salvo]] ''really'' seems to like getting on Truck's nerves.
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During the meeting in the jungle temple:


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** When trying to make sense of an unknown enemy attacking them:
-->'''Truck''': Who are these guys? why are they targeting us?.
-->'''Salvo''': How could they not, Truck? [[HoYay You have such pretty eyes.]]
21st Jan '17 3:58:26 PM Nohomers48
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riq5QOYWJZY A flying Frigate]] ramming into a castle.
10th Jan '17 10:18:23 AM Krieger22
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-->'''Riker''': *'''{{Beat}}'''* Of course! '''the boats!'''. [[MissionControl Watchtower]] we're on our way to our original infil point.
-->[[spoiler:'''Miller''']]: I tought you guys were rescuing me.

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-->'''Riker''': *'''{{Beat}}'''* Of course! '''the '''The boats!'''. [[MissionControl Watchtower]] we're on our way to our original infil point.
-->[[spoiler:'''Miller''']]: I tought thought you guys were rescuing me.
22nd Nov '16 7:52:44 AM janosrock
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-->''Soldier 1:'' Who the hell is [[TheCaptain this Miller guy]]?.
-->''Soldier 2:'' British special forces. SBS or some shit.
-->''Soldier 1:'' Yeah, CTRG, whatever the hell that means, for all we know [[ClosestThingWeGot is the fucking royal janitor]]. I mean, who died and put him in charge?.
-->''Soldier 2:'' *Beat* [[ColonelBadass Mckinnon]]

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-->''Soldier 1:'' -->'''Soldier 1:'''' Who the hell is [[TheCaptain this Miller guy]]?.
-->''Soldier 2:'' -->'''Soldier 2:''' British special forces. SBS or some shit.
-->''Soldier 1:'' -->'''Soldier 1:''' Yeah, CTRG, whatever the hell that means, for all we know [[ClosestThingWeGot is the fucking royal janitor]]. I mean, who died and put him in charge?.
-->''Soldier 2:'' -->'''Soldier 2:''' *Beat* [[ColonelBadass Mckinnon]]
22nd Nov '16 7:51:54 AM janosrock
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* In Camp Maxwell (''Pain: you can't get enough'') you can hear your fellow survivors express their opinions on the current situation. One of them is the following, regarding the chain of command:
-->''Soldier 1:'' Who the hell is [[TheCaptain this Miller guy]]?.
-->''Soldier 2:'' British special forces. SBS or some shit.
-->''Soldier 1:'' Yeah, CTRG, whatever the hell that means, for all we know [[ClosestThingWeGot is the fucking royal janitor]]. I mean, who died and put him in charge?.
-->''Soldier 2:'' *Beat* [[ColonelBadass Mckinnon]]
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