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6th Sep '16 7:51:05 AM YT45
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** This was inspired by a real-life sign at a US Army FOB in Iraq, which included a final rule: "Do not steal this sign, asshole!"
12th Jul '16 7:33:53 AM janosrock
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-->'''Truck''': Fuck off, Sal.

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-->'''Truck''': Fuck off, Sal.Sal.
*While [[BadassInDistress extracting Keystone]], after [[spoiler: both your exfil points go to hell]]:
-->'''Salvo''': WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW!?
-->'''Riker''': IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS FEEL FREE TO SHARE!
-->[[spoiler:'''Miller''']]: What was your insertion?
-->'''Riker''': *'''{{Beat}}'''* Of course! '''the boats!'''. [[MissionControl Watchtower]] we're on our way to our original infil point.
-->[[spoiler:'''Miller''']]: I tought you guys were rescuing me.
12th Jul '16 7:18:19 AM janosrock
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-->'''Salvo''': Hey, Truck. ''points to a giant statue of a frowning face'' Kinda looks like you!
-->'''Truck''': Fuck off, Sal!

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-->'''Salvo''': Hey, Truck. ''points ''[points to a giant statue of a frowning face'' face]'' Kinda looks like you!
-->'''Truck''': Fuck off, Sal!Sal.
12th Jul '16 7:12:54 AM janosrock
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** The dialogue throughout the [[spoiler:driving]] sequence is basically VitriolicBestBuds.

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** The dialogue throughout the [[spoiler:driving]] sequence is basically VitriolicBestBuds.VitriolicBestBuds.
*During the meeting in the jungle temple:
-->'''Salvo''': Hey, Truck. ''points to a giant statue of a frowning face'' Kinda looks like you!
-->'''Truck''': Fuck off, Sal!
12th Jul '16 6:59:04 AM janosrock
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* ''ARMA: Armed Assault'', the ''Queen's Gambit'' expansion. One word: "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Titsabella]]".

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* ''ARMA: Armed Assault'', the ''Queen's Gambit'' expansion. One word: "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Titsabella]]".!Meta & Community



* "Hey, I'm the fuckin' boss here!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70tuAXKmuoU&t=45s Tanny's demonstration of Scottish slang]]



* The second mission of the second campaign episode in ''Arma 3'' has [[spoiler:Kerry linking up with guerrillas on Altis]], only to then be ordered [[spoiler:into their offroad]]. Along the way, after being counseled about [[spoiler:pretending to be civilians]] to get through enemy checkpoints, [[spoiler:Kerry asks why the guerrillas ordered him to drive]] and he's told in no uncertain terms: "[[spoiler:''[[BrutalHonesty You are the one they will shoot first]]'']]."
-->[[spoiler:'''Kerry''': "''[[SarcasmMode Oh. Great. I'm honored.]]''"]]
** The dialogue throughout the [[spoiler:driving]] sequence is basically VitriolicBestBuds.



* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"

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!Campaign

* ''ARMA: Armed Assault'', the ''Queen's Gambit'' expansion. One word: "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Titsabella]]".
* "Hey, I'm the fuckin' boss here!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70tuAXKmuoU&t=45s Tanny's demonstration of Scottish slang]]
* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"this]]"
* The second mission of the second campaign episode in ''Arma 3'' has [[spoiler:Kerry linking up with guerrillas on Altis]], only to then be ordered [[spoiler:into their offroad]]. Along the way, after being counseled about [[spoiler:pretending to be civilians]] to get through enemy checkpoints, [[spoiler:Kerry asks why the guerrillas ordered him to drive]] and he's told in no uncertain terms: "[[spoiler:''[[BrutalHonesty You are the one they will shoot first]]'']]."
-->[[spoiler:'''Kerry''': "''[[SarcasmMode Oh. Great. I'm honored.]]''"]]
** The dialogue throughout the [[spoiler:driving]] sequence is basically VitriolicBestBuds.
20th Jan '16 8:21:01 AM janosrock
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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushinga convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, destroying the supply truck beyond repair ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"

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* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushinga ambushing a convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, destroying the supply truck beyond repair ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), destroying the supply truck beyond repair, Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"
20th Jan '16 8:20:05 AM janosrock
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* The existence of [[http://store.steampowered.com/app/288520/ ArmA 3 Kart]], [[AscendedMeme an 2014 April Fools joke turned real.]]

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* The existence of [[http://store.steampowered.com/app/288520/ ArmA 3 Kart]], [[AscendedMeme an 2014 April Fools joke turned real.]]]]
* Kerry's first operation in command of a squad consist of ambushinga convoy to secure an enemy supply truck. If you happen to screw up the ambush, destroying the supply truck beyond repair ([[NintendoHard and there are a MANY ways to do so]]), Kerry will mutter a resigned "[[NeverLiveItDown Oh, im never gonna hear the end of this]]"
30th May '14 1:13:58 AM TypeProton
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Bx8VlZKJY COWS WITH WEAPONS!]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Bx8VlZKJY COWS WITH WEAPONS!]]WEAPONS!]]
* The existence of [[http://store.steampowered.com/app/288520/ ArmA 3 Kart]], [[AscendedMeme an 2014 April Fools joke turned real.]]
20th Mar '14 6:20:29 AM TypeProton
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKwsWKP1dA A gigantic mecha]] made out of a lighthouse, AA guns and bunch of in-game props slapped together with [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_Amphibious_Vehicle AAV]]s for feet.

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKwsWKP1dA A gigantic mecha]] made out of a lighthouse, AA guns and bunch of in-game props slapped together with [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_Amphibious_Vehicle AAV]]s for feet.feet.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Bx8VlZKJY COWS WITH WEAPONS!]]
20th Mar '14 5:01:47 AM TypeProton
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKwsWKP1dA A gigantic mecha]] made out of a lighthouse, AA guns and bunch of in-game props slapped together with armored vehicles for feet.

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKwsWKP1dA A gigantic mecha]] made out of a lighthouse, AA guns and bunch of in-game props slapped together with armored vehicles [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_Amphibious_Vehicle AAV]]s for feet.
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