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17th Dec '15 3:23:31 PM Gitman
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-->'''Kaffee:''' You don't even know me. Normally, it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle their defense. (''off Joanne's DeathGlare'') Oh, come on, that was funny.

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-->'''Kaffee:''' You don't even know me. Normally, Ordinarily, it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle their defense. (''off Joanne's DeathGlare'') Oh, come on, that was damn funny.
21st Oct '15 7:29:27 AM kquinn0830
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-->'''Barnes:''' (''even more confused'') Well, I guess I just followed the crowd at chow time, sir.

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-->'''Barnes:''' (''even more confused'') Well, I guess I just followed the crowd at chow time, sir.sir.
* When Markinson suggests transferring Santiago off the base:
-->'''Jessep:''' Hmmmm... transfer Santiago. Yes, I'm sure you're right. I'm sure that's the thing to do. Wait, I've got a better idea. [[SarcasmMode Let's transfer the whole squad off the base. Let's... On second thought, Windward! Let's transfer the whole Windward Division off the base. John, go on out there and get those boys down off the fence, they're packing their bags.]] (to the door) Tom!
-->'''Tom:''' (comes inside) Sir!
-->'''Jessep:''' Get me the President on the phone. We're surrendering our position in Cuba.
-->'''Tom:''' (without any hesitation) Yes, sir. (starts to leave the room)
-->'''Jessep:''' Wait a minute, Tom, don't get the President just yet.
17th Oct '15 8:41:18 PM Tork
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* Kaffee is discussing the case at a bar with Ross who tells him that if Kaffee accuses Jessup or Kendrick of a crime without proper evidence, he'll be court-martialed. Then he tells Kaffee that the only reason he's even there was on the memory of his dad before walking out. Kaffee indignantly gets up and thinks for a second before just blurting out, "YOU'RE A LOUSY FUCKING SOFTBALL PLAYER, JACK!!!"
16th Sep '15 11:38:07 AM lipranzer
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-->Kaffee:''' [[SarcasmMode Good call, Sam.]]

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-->Kaffee:''' -->'''Kaffee:''' [[SarcasmMode Good call, Sam.]]
16th Sep '15 11:37:27 AM lipranzer
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--> '''Weinberg:''' [[BrickJoke I got some oregano.]] I hear that works pretty good.

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--> '''Weinberg:''' [[BrickJoke I got some oregano.]] I hear that works pretty good.good.
** Becomes a BrickJoke when they get down to Cuba; Kaffee and Weinberg are told by Corporal Barnes, their driver, to put on jackets, because the Cubans might shoot anyone they see wearing a white uniform.
-->Kaffee:''' [[SarcasmMode Good call, Sam.]]
* At the trial, Captain Ross shows Cpl. Barnes a copy of the handbook for Marines at Gitmo, and asks Barnes to show him where the section on "Code Reds" is, in order to point out (since Barnes says it's not in the book) there's no Marine policy to administer a code red. When Ross walks back to his table. Kaffee grabs the book out of his hand as he goes up to cross-examine.
-->'''Kaffee:''' Corporal, would you turn to the page in this book that says where the mess hall is, please.
-->'''Barnes:''' Well, Lt. Kaffee, that's not in the book, sir.
-->'''Kaffee:''' [[ObfuscatingStupidity You mean to say in all your time at Gitmo you've never had a meal?]]
-->'''Barnes:''' (''confused'') No, sir. Three squares a day, sir.
-->'''Kaffee:''' [[ObfuscatingStupidity I don't understand. How did you know where the mess hall was if it's not in this book?]]
-->'''Barnes:''' (''even more confused'') Well, I guess I just followed the crowd at chow time, sir.
3rd Dec '14 5:30:48 PM dfwemt
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--> '''Kaffee:''' I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think Dramamine is gonna help.[[note]] A rather ironic line, given that the actor delivering it is famous for essaying, among other roles, [[TopGun a certain hotshot flyboy]].[[/note]]

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--> '''Kaffee:''' I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think Dramamine is gonna help.[[note]] A rather ironic line, given that the actor delivering it is famous for essaying, among other roles, [[TopGun a certain hotshot flyboy]]. And is a private pilot in real life. [[/note]]
4th Nov '14 4:14:41 AM falcon2484
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'''Jessup''': [[FeeFiFauxPas Well don't I feel like the fucking asshole.]]

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'''Jessup''': [[FeeFiFauxPas Well don't I feel like the fucking asshole.]]]]
* This exchange:
--> '''Weinberg:''' Don't forget to wear the whites. Very hot down there.
--> '''Kaffee:''' I don't like the whites.
--> '''Weinberg:''' Nobody likes the whites. But we're going to Cuba. You got Dramamine?
--> '''Kaffee:''' Dramamine keeps you cool?
--> '''Weinberg:''' No, Dramamine keeps you from throwing up. You get sick when you fly.
--> '''Kaffee:''' I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain. I don't think Dramamine is gonna help.[[note]] A rather ironic line, given that the actor delivering it is famous for essaying, among other roles, [[TopGun a certain hotshot flyboy]].[[/note]]
--> '''Weinberg:''' [[BrickJoke I got some oregano.]] I hear that works pretty good.
5th Oct '14 9:43:42 AM CaptEquinox
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* When they plan on putting Jessup, Kaffee did a dead on impression of one of Jessup's earlier line. Further funny points because the entire scene was ad-libbed by Cruise.
* When Weinberg was introduced to Galloway

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* When they plan on putting Jessup, Jessup on the stand, Kaffee did does a dead on impression of one of Jessup's earlier line.lines. Further funny points because the entire scene was ad-libbed by Cruise.
* When Weinberg was introduced to GallowayGalloway:
9th Jul '13 12:07:08 PM speedyboris
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-->'''Kaffee:''' You don't even know me. Normally, it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle their defense. (''off Joanne's DeathGlare'') Oh, come on, that was funny.

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-->'''Kaffee:''' You don't even know me. Normally, it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle their defense. (''off Joanne's DeathGlare'') Oh, come on, that was funny.funny.
* Jessup asks about Kaffee's dad:
--> '''Kaffee''': He passed away seven years ago.\\
'''Jessup''': [[FeeFiFauxPas Well don't I feel like the fucking asshole.]]
13th Nov '12 9:18:38 PM lipranzer
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->'''Galloway:''' I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
->'''Kaffee:''' You don't even know me. Normally, it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle their defense. (''off Joanne's DeathGlare'') Oh, come on, that was funny.

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->'''Galloway:''' -->'''Galloway:''' I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
->'''Kaffee:''' -->'''Kaffee:''' You don't even know me. Normally, it takes someone hours to discover I'm not fit to handle their defense. (''off Joanne's DeathGlare'') Oh, come on, that was funny.
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