History Funny / ACertainMagicalIndex

7th Jun '16 10:37:54 AM ilovehirohamada
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** Made a lot LESS funny once you realize this could have killed him.
6th Jun '16 3:10:59 PM ilovehirohamada
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'''Mikoto:''' ''[blushing]'' [[Tsundere What? What relationship?]] How 'bout you start by telling me who you are?\\

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'''Mikoto:''' ''[blushing]'' [[Tsundere [[{{Tsundere}} What? What relationship?]] How 'bout you start by telling me who you are?\\
4th Jun '16 9:26:24 AM ilovehirohamada
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* Episode 22: Index meets Mikoto. Their combined reactions are 'priceless'
-->'''Index:''' Explain Touma, exactly who are these crass girls and why are they here? Do you know them?\\

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* Episode 22: Index meets Mikoto. Their combined reactions are 'priceless'
''priceless''.
-->'''Index:''' Explain Explain, Touma, exactly who are these crass girls and why are they here? Do you know them?\\



'''Mikoto:''' What? What relationship? How 'bout you start by telling me who you are?\\

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'''Mikoto:''' ''[blushing]'' [[Tsundere What? What relationship? relationship?]] How 'bout you start by telling me who you are?\\



'''Index:''' nods\\

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'''Index:''' nods\\''[Index nods]''\\
4th Jun '16 9:24:01 AM ilovehirohamada
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* Basically anytime Index bites Touma out of irritation.



** Touma runs into a girl in a bizarre outfit, [[spoiler:and comes to the conclusion that she must be someone he knows pre-amnesia, since he apparently knows all sorts of wierdos in strange outfits.]]
** Touma cockblocking his own father by bursting into the room when his parents were about to have sex. Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls (though that was because his mother looked like Index of all people which what no one else seemed to realize means she looked like 10).

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** Touma runs into a girl in a bizarre outfit, [[spoiler:and comes to the conclusion that she must be someone he knows pre-amnesia, since he apparently knows all sorts of wierdos weirdos in strange outfits.]]
** Touma cockblocking his own father by bursting into the room when his parents were about to have sex. Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls sex (though that was because his mother looked like Index of all people which what no one else seemed to realize means she looked like 10).10). Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls.



--> '''Touma:''' Oh hi Index, why are you peeking behind the wall.\\
'''Index:''' You...you strangle me with your bare hands. And then you BURIED me into the sand up to my neck!\\
'''Touma:''' I got a perfectly good explanation for that...\\
'''Index:''' And then you slammed a door into me!!\\
'''Touma:''' Hey, that wasn't me!!\\
'''Index:''' And then you ignore me when I was nearly dead on the ground!!!\\
'''Touma:''' Well, ''that'' was me...\\
'''Index:''' GGGGRRRRR (CHOMPS Touma)\\
'''Touma:''' Arrgh!! [[CatchPhrase Such Misfortune!!]]

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--> -->'''Touma:''' Oh, hey, Index. Is something wrong? Why are you just peeking around the wall like that?\\
'''Index:''' Yeah, something's wrong. You strangled me with your bare hands. At the beach, you buried me in the sand up to my neck!\\
'''Touma:''' Oh hi Index, why are you peeking behind the wall.Um, I promise I had a good reason for doing all of that...\\
'''Index:''' You...Then you strangle nearly smushed me with your bare hands. And then you BURIED me into the sand up to my neck!\\
death behind a door!\\
'''Touma:''' I got a perfectly good explanation for that...\\
No fair! That one wasn't me!\\
'''Index:''' And then I was on the floor in pain and you slammed a door into me!!\\
just ignored me!!\\
'''Touma:''' Hey, ''[chuckles nervously]'' Yeah, I guess that wasn't me!!\\
one ''was'' me. ''[Index gets in his face]'' [[OhCrap I mean-! Well, you see...]]\\
'''Index:''' And then you ignore me when I was nearly dead on the ground!!!\\
RRAAAAAAGH!!!! ''(CHOMPS Touma)''\\
'''Touma:''' Well, ''that'' was me...\\
'''Index:''' GGGGRRRRR (CHOMPS Touma)\\
'''Touma:''' Arrgh!!
AAAAAAGH!! [[CatchPhrase Such Misfortune!!]]DAMN MY LUCK!!]]
20th May '16 1:14:31 PM ultimomant
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* New Testament Vol. 9: While this story is mostly unfunny, there's the scene where Othinus taunts Touma while riding a sedgeway, for just how surreal it is.



* New Testament 12, the boy impersonating the sixth Level 5 meets Touma and tries to intimidate him by introducing himself as "Aihana Etsu, a Level 5!" This proclamation has cowed almost everyone else he's met. But he's completely baffled (and more than a bit terrified) when Touma isn't fazed and responds "Oh, you're another one of them, eh? Do you know Accelerator or Misaka?"

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* New Testament 12, the Vol. 12:
** The
boy impersonating the sixth Level 5 meets Touma and tries to intimidate him by introducing himself as "Aihana Etsu, a Level 5!" This proclamation has cowed almost everyone else he's met. But he's completely baffled (and more than a bit terrified) when Touma isn't fazed and responds "Oh, you're another one of them, eh? Do you know Accelerator or Misaka?"



* New Testament 13, Touma receives what it looks like a love letter, asking him to come to the roof of his school. He's ecstasic at the occasion and promptly races to the roof. Once he gets there he finds [[spoiler: the High Priest (a mummified old buddhist priest) waiting up for him, who cheerfully asks him if he has received his letter. It takes everything Touma has to not inmediately break down, which only gets worse as the High Priest introduced himself as a Magic God. The first things to come out of Touma's mouth are that he's not going in a hundred billion hell with him or making an enemy of the world for him, with High Priest musing that maybe Niang-Niang or Nephthys would have been better suited at dealing with a teenage boy.]]

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* New Testament 13, Vol. 13:
**
Touma receives what it looks like a love letter, asking him to come to the roof of his school. He's ecstasic at the occasion and promptly races to the roof. Once he gets there he finds [[spoiler: the High Priest (a mummified old buddhist priest) waiting up for him, who cheerfully asks him if he has received his letter. It takes everything Touma has to not inmediately break down, which only gets worse as the High Priest introduced himself as a Magic God. The first things to come out of Touma's mouth are that he's not going in a hundred billion hell with him or making an enemy of the world for him, with High Priest musing that maybe Niang-Niang or Nephthys would have been better suited at dealing with a teenage boy.]]
18th Apr '16 3:18:34 PM ilovehirohamada
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--->'''Index:''' Explain Touma, exactly who are these crass girls and why are they here? Do you know them?\\

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--->'''Index:''' -->'''Index:''' Explain Touma, exactly who are these crass girls and why are they here? Do you know them?\\
16th Apr '16 6:12:39 PM ilovehirohamada
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* Episode 8. This scene is paraphrased.
-->'''Touma''': Stick out your tongue.\\
'''Stiyl''': Um, OK. (''does it'')\\
'''Touma''': This is for using me as bait and then leaving me to die, you son of a bitch! (''uppercuts him'')

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* Episode 8. This scene is paraphrased.
8.
-->'''Touma''': Stick Just close your eyes, and then stick out your tongue.\\
'''Stiyl''': Um, OK. (''does it'')\\
What?\\
'''Touma''': ''(sticks out his own tongue to demonstrate)'' See?\\
''[Stiyl closes his eyes and sticks his tongue out]''\\
'''Touma''': This is for using me as bait and then leaving me to die, you son of a bitch! decoy so your cowardly butt could run away! (''uppercuts him'')
25th Feb '16 1:21:46 AM Arcorann
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* Priceless- When Accelerator and Last Order move into Aiho's apartment in the novels, although unseen, it's heard. [[spoiler:Accelerator had to give Last Order a bath.]]

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* Priceless- Priceless - When Accelerator and Last Order move into Aiho's apartment in the novels, although unseen, it's heard. [[spoiler:Accelerator had to give Last Order a bath.]] [[http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/3/31/Index_v08_006.jpg Complete with colour illustration.]]



** [[spoiler: The High Priest is a surpisingly funny villain. First he starts talking with Touma about a recurrent mob character from his class that has appeared in the background of several illustrations of the series, saying she's actually an existence known as an Observer who has the duty of observing Touma, just before revealing he's kidding just as Touma is getting into the discussion. When he's chasing Touma and Mikoto, who are fleeing in a high-tech AC electrical bike, he doesn't bother to use any great powers. He just takes off runing after them at high speed, laughing his head off. He completely takes the chase and all attempts from Touma and Mikoto to stop him (several of them that would be lethal to anyone normal) in stride, treating it all like a big game.]]

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** [[spoiler: The High Priest is a surpisingly surprisingly funny villain. First he starts talking with Touma about a recurrent mob character from his class that has appeared in the background of several illustrations of the series, saying she's actually an existence known as an Observer who has the duty of observing Touma, just before revealing he's kidding just as Touma is getting into the discussion. When he's chasing Touma and Mikoto, who are fleeing in a high-tech AC electrical bike, he doesn't bother to use any great powers. He just takes off runing running after them at high speed, laughing his head off. He completely takes the chase and all attempts from Touma and Mikoto to stop him (several of them that would be lethal to anyone normal) in stride, treating it all like a big game.]]
22nd Jan '16 7:25:15 PM AnotherStatsGuy
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'''Both:''' TOUMA!\\

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'''Both:''' TOUMA!\\TOUMA!
22nd Jan '16 7:23:29 PM AnotherStatsGuy
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'''Index:''' Explain Touma, exactly who are these crass girls and why are they here? Do you know them?
--->'''Mikoto:''' Um, Excuse me? Just who the hell do you think you are? Saying something like that to people you've never meet?\\

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'''Index:''' --->'''Index:''' Explain Touma, exactly who are these crass girls and why are they here? Do you know them?
--->'''Mikoto:'''
them?\\
'''Mikoto:'''
Um, Excuse me? Just who the hell do you think you are? Saying something like that to people you've never meet?\\



'''Mikoto:''' Oh, really? Don't tell me he came to your rescue without asking if you needed him to.
'''Index:''' nods
'''Both:''' Facefault.
'''Both:''' TOUMA!

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'''Mikoto:''' Oh, really? Don't tell me he came to your rescue without asking if you needed him to.
to.\\
'''Index:''' nods
nods\\
'''Both:''' Facefault.
Facefault.\\
'''Both:''' TOUMA!TOUMA!\\
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