History Funny / ACertainMagicalIndex

18th Jun '18 3:13:26 AM Kamiguy123
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** Touma cockblocking his own father by bursting into the room when his parents were about to have sex ([[JailBait though that was because his mother looked like Index of all people which what no one else seemed to realize means she looked like 10]]). Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls.

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** Touma cockblocking his own father by bursting into the room when his parents were about to have sex ([[JailBait though that was because his mother looked like Index of all people which what no one else seemed to realize means means she looked like 10]]). Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls.



--> '''Touma''': (glancing at [[ACupAngst In]][[BigEater dex]]) "Eat a lot and get bigger", huh?

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--> '''Touma''': (glancing at [[ACupAngst In]][[BigEater dex]]) "Eat a lot and get bigger", huh?huh?\\



** Not to mention his reaction when he first opens the door. "Why didn't I just knock?"
** A bit later, when they're saying their goodbyes, Touma asks Orsola if she would like to join him and Index. He means "touring the city", but she interprets it as [[CovertPervert "join us in our hotel room to do naughty things"]]. The way she wriggles about, [[NaughtyNuns clearly tempted by the offer despite it not being proper]], is hilarious.

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** Not to mention his reaction when after he first opens the door. "Why door: "As I saw what was in front of me, I had a thought: why didn't I just knock?"
think I should've knocked?"
** A bit later, when they're saying their goodbyes, Touma asks Orsola if she would like to join him and Index. He means "touring the city", but [[CovertPervert she interprets it as [[CovertPervert "join us in our hotel room to do naughty things"]]. The way she wriggles about, [[NaughtyNuns clearly tempted by the offer despite it not being proper]], is hilarious.



* Episode 15 of Season II: Touma's [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] destroying the clothes of Agnese, Lucia, and Angeline. Angeline flipping Lucia's skirt. Touma falling on Itsuwa, with her friends yelling, "Now's your chance! Go for it!" The Amukusa Catholics are in awe of Touma because he's apparently the only man in history to have seen Kaori Kanzaki naked and lived.

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* Episode 15 of Season II: II:
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Touma's [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] destroying the clothes of Agnese, Lucia, and Angeline. Angeline.
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Angeline flipping Lucia's skirt. skirt.
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Touma falling on Itsuwa, with her friends yelling, [[ShipperOnDeck "Now's your chance! Go for it!" it!"]].
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The Amukusa Catholics are in awe of Touma because he's apparently the only man in history to have seen Kaori Kanzaki naked and lived.''lived''.



-->Misaka will obey the prompting of her danger sense and run away now.

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-->Misaka -->[[OhCrap Misaka will obey the prompting of her danger sense and run away now.]]



* Priceless - When Accelerator and Last Order move into Aiho's apartment in the novels, [[spoiler:Accelerator had to give Last Order a bath.]] [[http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/3/31/Index_v08_006.jpg Complete with colour illustration.]]
--> [[spoiler:Apparently he got soap in his eyes. Last Order milks it for all it's worth.]]

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* Priceless - When Accelerator and Last Order move into Aiho's apartment in the novels, [[spoiler:Accelerator Accelerator had to give Last Order a bath.]] bath. [[http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/3/31/Index_v08_006.jpg Complete with colour illustration.]]
--> [[spoiler:Apparently Apparently he got soap in his eyes. Last Order milks it for all it's worth.]]



** In the same episode, Mikoto and Touma's wtf reaction to Last Order running away with 10032's goggles. Whom calmly pulls out her assault rifle while running after her.
*** The scene with the theft has the highest concentration of the Sister's verbal tic in the series

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** In the same episode, Mikoto and Touma's wtf 'WTF' reaction to Last Order running away with 10032's goggles. Whom calmly pulls out her assault rifle while running after her.
*** The scene with the theft has the highest concentration of the Sister's verbal tic in the seriesseries:



-->'''Amata Kihara''': That Aleister is out of this world. You claim to be a scientist, yet you reject science? What kind of scientist is that? (''to his mooks'') Did you guys notice the Bible has become a pop-up book? ({{Beat}}) What are you guys staring at? (''turns around, sees Accelerator [[SuperWindowJump diving at the window]]'') OhCrap!

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-->'''Amata Kihara''': That Aleister is out of this world. You claim to be a scientist, yet you reject science? What kind of scientist is that? (''to ''(to his mooks'') mooks)'' Did you guys notice the Bible has become a pop-up book? ({{Beat}}) ''({{Beat}})'' What are you guys staring at? (''turns ''(turns around, sees Accelerator [[SuperWindowJump diving at the window]]'') OhCrap!window]])'' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]]



* In Volume 14, Misaka's pissed that Touma's cell phone treated an e-mail she sent it as spam. While looking through Touma's "Recieved Mail" folder to confirm that Touma isn't lying, she learns something else: Touma has her mother's phone number! When Mikoto calls her mother (using Touma's phone!), her mother tells her that she must have been drunk that night and doesn't remember the details. Mikoto calmly hangs up, returns Touma's phone, and asks Touma the following:

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* In Volume 14, Misaka's pissed that Touma's cell phone treated an e-mail she sent it as spam. While looking through Touma's "Recieved Mail" folder to confirm that Touma isn't lying, she learns something else: Touma has her mother's phone number! When Mikoto calls her mother (using Touma's phone!), her mother tells her that she must have been drunk that night and doesn't remember the details. Mikoto calmly hangs up, returns Touma's phone, and asks Touma the following:



* In Volume 16, right before all the action that happened, we had a series of hilarious things going on. Ready? Here's the list.

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* In Volume 16, right before all the action that happened, we had a series of hilarious things going on. Ready? Here's the list.



Then after that, Itsuwa and Touma were walking together after school, getting all flustered. The Amakusa were stalking them, and to add some spice to their relationship, [[spoiler:Tatemiya kicked a football that landed on Touma's head and pushed him into Itsuwa's breasts. With Mikoto watching too!]]\\

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Then after that, Itsuwa and Touma were walking together after school, getting all flustered. The Amakusa were stalking them, and to add some spice to their relationship, [[spoiler:Tatemiya Tatemiya kicked a football that landed [[spoiler:landed on Touma's head and pushed him into Itsuwa's breasts. With Mikoto watching too!]]\\
18th Jun '18 2:59:55 AM Kamiguy123
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* Basically anytime Index bites Touma out of irritation.
* When Index's clothes explode due to Touma's hand. Made especially funny due to her very smug expression. Well, until she realizes what just happened.

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* [[RunningGag Basically anytime Index bites Touma out of irritation.
irritation.]]
* When Index's clothes explode due to Touma's hand.hand negating the magical protection bestowed by her robes. Made especially funny due to her very smug expression. Well, until she realizes what just happened.



-->'''Touma''': I can't feel anything because of the anesthetic. Such Misfortune!

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-->'''Touma''': I can't feel anything because of the anesthetic. Such Misfortune!misfortune!



** Touma cockblocking his own father by bursting into the room when his parents were about to have sex (though that was because his mother looked like Index of all people which what no one else seemed to realize means she looked like 10). Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls.

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** Touma cockblocking his own father by bursting into the room when his parents were about to have sex (though ([[JailBait though that was because his mother looked like Index of all people which what no one else seemed to realize means means she looked like 10).10]]). Touma's mother is delighted and suggests they sleep together as a family, while Touma's father growls.



* Ouma Yamisaka makes a dramatic entrance, trashing the restaurant Touma and Index were eating at. Touma angrily rants at Ouma for shredding his homework with his attack.
* Episode 22: Index meets Mikoto. Their combined reactions are ''priceless''.

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* Ouma Yamisaka makes a dramatic entrance, trashing the restaurant Touma and Index were eating at. [[SkewedPriorities Touma angrily rants at Ouma for shredding his homework with his attack.
attack.]]
* Episode 22: Index meets Mikoto. Their combined reactions are ''priceless''.'''priceless'''.



'''Both:''' TOUMA!

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'''Both:''' TOUMA!TOUMA!/IDIOT!!!



--> '''Touma''': (glancing at [[ACupAngst In]][[BigEater dex]]) "Eat a lot and get bigger, huh?"

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--> '''Touma''': (glancing at [[ACupAngst In]][[BigEater dex]]) "Eat a lot and get bigger, huh?"bigger", huh?
'''Index''': (DeathGlare) Touma!



'''Touma''': I would like a kiss!

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'''Touma''': Yes! I would like a kiss!
17th Jun '18 3:20:33 PM ultimomant
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* In the parody novel "Will the Spiky-Haired Idiot See a Piping Hot Dream of His Wife?", Touma goes to the mall and acquires VR goggles that will supposedly predict your future wife. While thinking it is nonsense, he decides to heck with it and tries them on. Mikoto and Misaki, who were nearby in massage chairs, start arguing and shoving each other while trying to eavesdrop. It seems Touma's dream girl is a combination of Othinus and Mii Konori. At first, Misaki gloats because she resembles Othinus a bit, but both girls then fall into despair because neither of them have Konori's physique.
7th Jun '18 10:44:33 AM ultimomant
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** The Agitate Halation effect brainwashes a bunch of people into starting a riot. Gunha shows up and is not affected, but as usual, he has no idea what is going on and attacks the people for damaging trees.
21st Apr '18 11:44:11 AM nombretomado
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** Touma freaking out over this eventually leads to him being bound in a straight jacket and wearing a [[SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lector mask.]]

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** Touma freaking out over this eventually leads to him being bound in a straight jacket and wearing a [[SilenceOfTheLambs [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lector mask.]]
22nd Feb '18 3:35:33 AM Arcorann
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** Later in the episode, much like Touma does [[RunningGag on a regular basis]], Accelator ends up [[ShowerOfAwkward accidentally walking in on Kikyou, Aiho, and Last Order in the bath]]. ''[[RunningGagged Unlike Touma]]'', Accelator scolds them on forgetting to lock the bathroom door, and Kikyou and Aiho agrees with him.

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** Later in the episode, much like Touma does [[RunningGag on a regular basis]], Accelator Accelerator ends up [[ShowerOfAwkward accidentally walking in on Kikyou, Aiho, and Last Order in the bath]]. ''[[RunningGagged Unlike Touma]]'', Accelator Accelerator scolds them on forgetting to lock the bathroom door, and Kikyou and Aiho agrees with him.
9th Dec '17 10:36:03 AM Lionheart0
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** Later in the episode, much like Touma does [[RunningGag on a regular basis]], Accelator ends up [[ShowerOfAwkward accidentally walking in on Kikyou, Aiho, and Last Order in the bath]]. ''[[RunningGagged Unlike Touma]]'', Accelator scolds them on forgetting to lock the bathroom door, and Kikyou and Aiho agrees with him.
9th Dec '17 10:20:52 AM Lionheart0
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* When Accelerator and Last Order meet Komoe-sensei for the first time, their reaction is to basically ask, "What the hell is this thing?" and discuss her as if she is not in the room, annoying her greatly.

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* When Accelerator and Last Order meet Komoe-sensei for the first time, their reaction is to basically ask, "What the hell is [[ItIsDehumanizing this thing?" thing]]?" and discuss her as if she is not in the room, annoying her greatly.
9th Nov '17 1:56:11 PM ultimomant
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* Episode 15 of Season II: Touma's [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] destroying the clothes of Agnese, Lucia, and Angeline. Angeline flipping Lucia's skirt. Touma falling on Itsuwa, with her friends yelling, "Now's your chance! Go for it!"

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* Episode 15 of Season II: Touma's [[AntiMagic Imagine Breaker]] destroying the clothes of Agnese, Lucia, and Angeline. Angeline flipping Lucia's skirt. Touma falling on Itsuwa, with her friends yelling, "Now's your chance! Go for it!"it!" The Amukusa Catholics are in awe of Touma because he's apparently the only man in history to have seen Kaori Kanzaki naked and lived.
12th Jan '17 10:04:41 PM Canonier
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* Episode 9 of Season II: Mikoto gets ''so'' red from embarrassment, Touma assumes she ''must'' be being attacked by a spell.
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