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* You'd better ask his permission if you're going to install home electronics in his house in a manner that requires you to vandalize it on the inside.
-->'''Red''': You drilled a hole in my floor! My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!
* When Eric fails to put his car in the garage:
-->'''Red''': It's funny how you always manage to pull up the car right up to the garage, but not in it.\\
'''Eric''': Yeah, it takes a keen eye and a sure foot.\\
'''Red''': How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
* Red doesn't really like the Jedi Order, and he makes his view pretty clear:
-->'''Eric''': May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?\\
'''Red''': May I suggest the footing of your ass?\\
'''Eric''': This is not the ass you're looking for.
* And it ain't just the Jedi Order, either!
-->'''Red''': All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.\\
'''Eric''': Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.\\
'''Red''': The Millennium ''what''? If that's a ''Franchise/StarWars'' thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
* Red drives a hard bargain, but he has the perfect salary for menial labor:
-->'''Eric''': OK, if that's a job, then how much does it pay?\\
'''Red''': It pays my foot not going in your ass.

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* You'd better ask The very first victim of an ass-footing on the show was a patrolman who was sniffing for pot-smoking teenagers and was unlucky enough to happen upon Red in the middle of his permission if search.
-->'''Patrolman''': OK, kids, break it up, let's go... ''[the flashlight reveals Red and Kitty sitting in the car]'' [[OhCrap Whoa, hey,
you're going to install home electronics in his house in a manner that requires you to vandalize it on the inside.
-->'''Red''': You drilled a hole in my floor! My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!
* When Eric fails to put his car in the garage:
-->'''Red''': It's funny how you always manage to pull up the car
adults!]]\\
'''Red''': Damn
right up to the garage, but not in it.we're adults.\\
'''Eric''': Yeah, it takes a keen eye and a sure foot.'''Patrolman''': I'm sorry, sir, my mistake.\\
'''Red''': How would That's quite all right, we all make mistakes. Now, why don't you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot go bust some pot-smoking teenagers before I give you a good adult-sized kick your smart ass?
* Red doesn't really like
in the Jedi Order, and he makes his view pretty clear:
-->'''Eric''': May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?\\
'''Red''': May I suggest the footing of your
ass?\\
'''Eric''': This '''Patrolman''': Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Enjoy your evening.
* Red knows exactly what the world
is like, and he's not the ass you're looking for.
* And it ain't just the Jedi Order, either!
about to mince words.
-->'''Red''': All I'll tell you, Kitty, the world is a tough place. You drop your guard for one second, and it'll kick you had to do right in the ass.
* Red interjecting something into Kitty's methods of getting help for Eric (incidentally, the first time in the series the phrase "foot in ass" or a variation thereof
was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.actually used):
-->'''Kitty''': We can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization...
\\
'''Eric''': Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.\\
'''Red''': The Millennium ''what''? If that's a ''Franchise/StarWars'' thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
* Red drives a hard bargain, but he has the perfect salary for menial labor:
-->'''Eric''': OK, if that's a job, then how much does it pay?\\
'''Red''': It pays my
My foot not going in kicking your ass.



* Red's probably more concerned about your girl than you are, and he would like to prove it:
-->'''Eric''': I don't know why Donna's mad at me.\\
'''Red''': You'll find as you go through life that if you try to turn your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.\\
'''Eric''': But she's all that's standing in between me and the rest of my life.\\
'''Red''': You're lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass!
* "If it isn't my son the vandal. You know I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot."
* This guy's got no appreciation for the classics:
-->'''Eric''': I've been reading the Jack Kerouac classic ''On The Road''. See, as I see it, why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?\\
'''Red''': You have got to be the laziest non-Communist I've ever met, and you are about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''.
* Even Red can turn this threat into SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Red''': Today was a total disaster. I didn't send one muffler, and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.

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* Red's probably more concerned about your girl than Red on responsibility:
-->'''Red''': Damn kids today, they wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit 'em in the ass!
* Heaven help
you are, and he would like to prove it:
-->'''Eric''': I
if a-hunting you go while he's driving.
-->'''Kelso''': Hey, Red,
don't know why Donna's mad at me.freak out, but if I see a deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna shoot him.\\
'''Red''': You'll find as Kelso, you go through life fire that if you try to turn gun in this car, and I will pull over and kick your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.ass for an hour.\\
'''Eric''': But she's all that's standing '''Fez''': Do it, Red, do it!
* Eric's first two cents on Red's foot
in between me his ass:
-->'''Eric''': Man, Red went ballistic on me! I mean, I wanna keep the job, but... I really don't wanna wear my ass for a hat. 'Cause... you know, he said he could do that
and I believe him.
* Don't even let Red think you made your mom cry.
-->'''Red''': Oh, what did he do? ...I swear I'll kick his ass!
* When Eric fails to put his car in
the rest of my life.garage:
-->'''Red''': It's funny how you always manage to pull up the car right up to the garage, but not in it.
\\
'''Eric''': Yeah, it takes a keen eye and a sure foot.\\
'''Red''': You're lucky this table is standing between How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot and kick your ass!
smart ass?
* "If it isn't my son the vandal. You know I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot."
* This guy's got no appreciation for the classics:
-->'''Eric''': I've been reading the Jack Kerouac classic ''On The Road''. See, as I see it, why get out
When Bob gets in ahead of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?\\
'''Red''': You have got to be the laziest non-Communist I've ever met, and you are about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''.
* Even Red can turn this threat into SelfDeprecation:
Red:
-->'''Red''': Today was All right, that's it, I'm kicking Bob's ass!\\
'''Kitty''': RED!\\
'''Red''': Oh, Kitty, we're going to Hell anyway.
* "Eric, if you don't want to wear your ass for
a total disaster. hat, you'll get up here, pronto!"
* Sometimes, Eric gets the jump on Red:
-->'''Red''': Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm going to--\\
'''Eric''': Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat... Yeah, yeah, yeah...\\
'''Red''': Jeez! And
I didn't send one muffler, and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I think you were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.listening...



* Red's got a great property deal for you, wise guy, and he's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
-->'''Bob''': I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.\\
'''Red''': How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?\\
'''Bob''': I wouldn't, to be quite honest.\\
'''Red''': It's free.



* "You better shut up, or I'll launch a nuclear foot to the city of your ass."



* There's no excuse for sleepwalking when his foot can do things in its sleep, too.
-->'''Red''': What's going on?\\
'''Eric''': I'm... sleepwalking?\\
'''Red''': And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass.
* Don't let him catch you trying to make out with Kitty.
-->'''Red''': Leo, buddy, we gotta talk. You're getting me in a lot of trouble around here. Now, I'm begging you--\\
'''Kitty''': Who is it, Red?\\
''[Red is momentarily distracted before getting more urgent with Leo]''\\
'''Red''': Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a '''fiery passion'''... that consumes my soul! That's right! So, you can either... walk out of here on your own, or you can hop out of here with my boot in your ass!\\
'''Leo''': OK, I choose the one with nothing in my ass.\\
'''Red''': Good choice.
* And be careful that he doesn't step blindly into a prank you intended for someone else:
-->'''Eric''': Dad, this is just a prank that's gone wrong--horribly, horribly wrong!\\
'''Red''': Well, I have a prank, too: one where my foot ''doesn't'' plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go horribly! HORRIBLY! WRONG!



* Having just caught Eric and friends stoning, Red can barely control himself in his threat to kick their asses.
-->'''Red''': '''I wish I had 2,000 FEET, So I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!'''
* Later, when he's chewing out Hyde and Fez as he and Kitty are executing a search-and-destroy operation on the aforementioned hard drugs:
-->'''Red''': You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room.
* Who knew household chores could be so creepy-crawly when he's in charge?
-->'''Red''': OK, get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.\\
'''Eric''': Under there? But it's all spidery!\\
'''Red''': Get under there, or you're gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass!

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* Having When Red doesn't know what to do with Donna, Eric gives him a trademark suggestion.
-->'''Bob''': I need your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy!\\
'''Eric''': Oh! Dad, you know what's good? Threaten her with the old foot in the ass!
* At one point, Hyde notices something's a little... off about Red's reaction to one of Eric's antics.
-->'''Hyde''': Red, you're gonna let Forman get away with that, man? He
just caught Eric and friends stoning, Red can barely control himself in his threat to kick their asses.
-->'''Red''': '''I wish I had 2,000 FEET, So I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!'''
* Later, when he's chewing out Hyde and Fez as he and Kitty are executing a search-and-destroy operation on
felt you up! Where's the aforementioned hard drugs:
-->'''Red''': You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room.
* Who knew household chores could be so creepy-crawly when he's
foot in charge?
-->'''Red''': OK, get under
the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes.ass? Unless you're getting too old.\\
'''Red''': SHUT IT.
* "Well, it's good to know that 17 years of kicking your ass has finally paid off."
* Sometimes, the old foot in the ass won't suffice, as Eric finds out once:
-->'''Eric''': OK, OK, I think we're forgetting about a time-tested punishment here. There's your foot. Here's my ass. Swing away.
* Donna once brings up the subject on trivia night.
-->'''Kitty''': If you could be anyone's shoe, whose shoe would you be?\\
'''Donna''': I wouldn't want to be Red's shoe, 'cause I think it's about to go in someone's ass.
* Don't let him catch you red-handed--as in, with your hand stuck in a red vase:
-->'''Red''': What's going on?\\
'''Kelso''': Just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.\\
'''Red''': Well, get it off... or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass!
* "Hey, everybody! I'm Mister Rogers! But wait... I'm not wearing a sweater, and I'm about to kick your ass!"
* Red has the final word on who you can get engaged to and when, and if you get engaged to the wrong person, and/or at the wrong time...
-->'''Eric''': Oh my God, oh my God, this time Red is really gonna kill me. My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass he can't pull it out, and I get to take him straight to Hell with me.
* Extras are just not his style:
-->'''Red''': All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.\\
'''Eric''': Under there? But it's all spidery!\\
Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.\\
'''Red''': Get under there, or you're The Millennium ''what''? If that's a ''Franchise/StarWars'' thing, I'm gonna get a spider kick you in the size ass.
* Another two cents on possession from Red:
-->'''Red''': You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.\\
'''Eric''': It occurs to me that possession is nine-tenths
of the law.\\
'''Red''': Keep up with the smart mouth, and
my foot in foot'll be nine-tenths of the way up your ass!ass.



* Red's got a great property deal for you, wise guy, and he's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
-->'''Bob''': I'm looking at the deed to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.\\
'''Red''': How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass?\\
'''Bob''': I wouldn't, to be quite honest.\\
'''Red''': It's free.
* And if he catches you near his car?

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* Red's got a great property deal for you, wise guy, and Who knew household chores could be so creepy-crawly when he's gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.
-->'''Bob''': I'm looking at
in charge?
-->'''Red''': OK, get under
the deed sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the property and the map shows that I own a couple feet of your driveway and a little bit of your garage.pipes.\\
'''Eric''': Under there? But it's all spidery!\\
'''Red''': How would you like to own Get under there, or you're gonna get a little bit spider the size of my foot in your ass?\\
'''Bob''': I wouldn't, to be quite honest.\\
'''Red''': It's free.
ass!
* And if he catches Don't let him catch you near his car?car.



* And Heaven help you if a-hunting you go while he's driving.
-->'''Kelso''': Hey, Red, don't freak out, but if I see a deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna shoot him.\\
'''Red''': Kelso, you fire that gun in this car, and I will pull over and kick your ass for an hour.



* Red interjecting something into Kitty's methods of getting help for Eric:
-->'''Kitty''': We can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization...\\
'''Red''': My foot kicking your ass.

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* Some role-playing between Red interjecting and Eric:
-->'''Red''': Well, I'm just a skinny, smart-mouthed kid who always has
something into Kitty's methods of getting help for Eric:
-->'''Kitty''': We can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization...
to say about everything.\\
'''Eric''': And I wish I was an octopus, so I could put eight feet in eight different asses, [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]
* Another gem from Eric:
-->'''Eric''': Donna, he's not gonna help us. Right now, he's trying to figure out how to get both his feet in both our asses without leaving his chair.
* You'd better ask his permission if you're going to install home electronics in his house in a manner that requires you to vandalize it on the inside.
-->'''Red''': You drilled a hole in my floor! My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass!
* "If it isn't my son the vandal. You know I oughta vandalize your ass with my foot."
* Hyde assesses Red's firing habits:
-->'''Hyde''': I've heard you fire a lot of people, and I've never heard you say, "I hope there's another job out there for you." You say, "I hope my foot doesn't get stuck in your ass." Or, "Don't let my foot get stuck in your ass on the way out the door." Or the classic, "I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass."
* Red doesn't really like the Jedi Order, and he makes his view pretty clear:
-->'''Eric''': May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?\\
'''Red''': My May I suggest the footing of your ass?\\
'''Eric''': This is not the ass you're looking for.
* Red drives a hard bargain, but he has the perfect salary for menial labor:
-->'''Eric''': OK, if that's a job, then how much does it pay?\\
'''Red''': It pays my
foot kicking not going in your ass.
* "You know, that Donna is a great girl. I can't believe that Eric wouldn't marry her! When I get back home, I'm gonna kick him in the
ass."
* This guy's got no appreciation for the classics:
-->'''Eric''': I've been reading the Jack Kerouac classic ''On The Road''. See, as I see it, why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?\\
'''Red''': You have got to be the laziest non-Communist I've ever met, and you are about to read a book that my foot wrote. It's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''.



* Sometimes, Eric gets the jump on Red:
-->'''Red''': Eric, bend your knees and lift with your legs, or else I'm going to--\\
'''Eric''': Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat... Yeah, yeah, yeah...\\
'''Red''': Jeez! And I didn't think you were listening...
* Or when Eric pretends he's Red:
-->'''Eric''': I wish I was an octopus, so I could put eight different feet in eight different asses, [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]
* Really, Eric has earned the Triple Crown of Ass Footings, with how quick he is to suggest to Red that he weaponize it.
-->'''Bob''': I need your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy!\\
'''Eric''': Oh! Dad, you know what's good? Threaten her with the old foot in the ass!
* And, of course, Hyde's assessment of Red's firing habits.
-->'''Hyde''': I've heard you fire a lot of people, and I've never heard you say, "I hope there's another job out there for you." You say, "I hope my foot doesn't get stuck in your ass." Or, "Don't let my foot get stuck in your ass on the way out the door." Or the classic, "I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass."
* Sometimes, the old foot in the ass won't suffice, as Eric finds out once:
-->'''Eric''': OK, OK, I think we're forgetting about a time-tested punishment here. There's your foot. Here's my ass. Swing away.
* Be careful that he doesn't step blindly into a prank you intended for someone else:
-->'''Eric''': Dad, this is just a prank that's gone wrong--horribly, horribly wrong!\\
'''Red''': Well, I have a prank, too: one where my foot ''doesn't'' plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go horribly! HORRIBLY! WRONG!
* Or that he doesn't catch you red-handed--as in, with your hand stuck in a red vase:
-->'''Red''': What's going on?\\
'''Kelso''': Just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.\\
'''Red''': Well, get it off... or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass!
* And don't even let him think you made your mom cry.
-->'''Red''': Oh, what did he do? ...I swear I'll kick his ass!
* Worse is if he catches you trying to make out with Kitty.
-->'''Red''': Leo, buddy, we gotta talk. You're getting me in a lot of trouble around here. Now, I'm begging you--\\
'''Kitty''': Who is it, Red?\\
''[Red is momentarily distracted before getting more urgent with Leo]''\\
'''Red''': Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a '''fiery passion'''... that consumes my soul! That's right! So, you can either... walk out of here on your own, or you can hop out of here with my boot in your ass!\\
'''Leo''': OK, I choose the one with nothing in my ass.\\
'''Red''': Good choice.
* Kitty gets one when she finds out Red buys her presents "in bulk."
-->'''Red''': No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.\\
'''Kitty''': Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah, I can do that, too!

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* Sometimes, Eric gets the jump on Red:
-->'''Red''': Eric, bend
Red's probably more concerned about your knees girl than you are, and lift with your legs, or else I'm going to--\\
'''Eric''': Kick my ass, put your foot in my ass, make my ass a hat... Yeah, yeah, yeah...
he would like to prove it:
-->'''Eric''': I don't know why Donna's mad at me.
\\
'''Red''': Jeez! And I didn't think You'll find as you were listening...
* Or when Eric pretends he's Red:
-->'''Eric''': I wish I was an octopus, so I could put eight different feet in eight different asses, [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!]]
* Really, Eric has earned the Triple Crown of Ass Footings, with how quick he is to suggest to Red
go through life that he weaponize it.
-->'''Bob''': I need
if you try to turn your help, Red. I gotta get Donna away from that guy!\\
girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.\\
'''Eric''': Oh! OK, but Dad, you know what's good? Threaten her with PE is all that's standing between me and the old foot in the ass!
* And,
rest of course, Hyde's assessment of Red's firing habits.
-->'''Hyde''': I've heard you fire a lot of people, and I've never heard you say, "I hope there's another job out there for you." You say, "I hope
my life.\\
'''Red''': You're lucky this table is standing between
my foot doesn't get stuck and your ass!
* Having just caught Eric and friends stoning, Red can barely control himself
in his threat to kick their asses.
-->'''Red''': '''I wish I had 2,000 FEET, So I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!'''
* Later, when he's chewing out Hyde and Fez as he and Kitty are executing a search-and-destroy operation on the aforementioned hard drugs:
-->'''Red''': You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room.
* "You better shut up, or I'll launch a nuclear foot to the city of
your ass." Or, "Don't let my foot get stuck in your ass on the way out the door." Or the classic, "I'm gonna stick my foot in your ass."
* Sometimes, the old foot in the ass won't suffice, as Eric finds out once:
-->'''Eric''': OK, OK, I think we're forgetting about a time-tested punishment here. There's your foot. Here's my ass. Swing away.
* Be careful that he doesn't step blindly into a prank you intended for someone else:
-->'''Eric''': Dad, this is
Yep. Red's just a prank that's gone wrong--horribly, horribly wrong!\\
'''Red''': Well, I have a prank, too: one where my foot ''doesn't'' plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go horribly! HORRIBLY! WRONG!
* Or that he doesn't catch you red-handed--as in, with your hand stuck in a red vase:
-->'''Red''':
''that'' protective of his car.
-->'''Randy''':
What's going on?\\
'''Kelso''': Just a classic case of hand stuck in vase.
the big deal? I'll just ask Red if I can borrow the car.\\
'''Red''': Well, get it off... or you'll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass!
* And
'''Hyde''': Uh, while you’re at it, why don't even let him you ask Red if your ass can borrow his foot?\\
'''Randy''': Uh, no. I
think you made your mom cry.
-->'''Red''': Oh, what did he do? ...I swear
I'll kick his ass!
* Worse is if he catches you trying to make out with Kitty.
-->'''Red''': Leo, buddy, we gotta talk. You're getting me in a lot of trouble around here. Now, I'm begging you--\\
'''Kitty''': Who is it, Red?\\
''[Red is momentarily distracted before getting more urgent with Leo]''\\
'''Red''': Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a '''fiery passion'''... that consumes my soul! That's right! So, you can either... walk out of here on your own, or you can hop out of here with my boot in your ass!\\
'''Leo''': OK, I choose
just ask for the one with nothing in my ass.\\
'''Red''': Good choice.
* Kitty gets one when she finds out Red buys her presents "in bulk."
-->'''Red''': No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.\\
'''Kitty''': Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass! Yeah, I can do that, too!
car.



'''Red''': Yes... because if... if you don't... furious... foots in asses!\\

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'''Red''': [[{{Angrish}} Yes... because if... if you don't... furious... foots in asses!\\asses!]]\\



* "Hey, everybody! I'm Mister Rogers! But wait... I'm not wearing a sweater, and I'm about to kick your ass!"

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* "Hey, everybody! I'm Mister Rogers! But wait... I'm not wearing "I suppose I could've given him a sweater, and I'm Get My Foot Out Of Your Ass Free card."
* Kitty gets one when she finds out Red buys her presents "in bulk."
-->'''Red''': No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.\\
'''Kitty''': Well, you're
about to kick get a vast inventory of my foot in your ass!"ass! Yeah, I can do that, too!
* Even Red can turn this threat into SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Red''': Today was a total disaster. I didn't send one muffler, and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
* He happens to be in the business of closing down record stores, so if he comes calling, watch out!
-->'''Hyde''': Why is the CLOSED sign on the door?\\
'''Randy''': Oh, Red put that up. He said I could either have a CLOSED sign up the door or an OPEN sign on my ass.
* "I was thinking I could turn your ass into my foot studio."
* Hyde asks Red a question in the finale:
-->'''Hyde''': Have you ever actually done that with your foot?\\
'''Red''': [[spoiler:Once, on Iwo Jima. [[NoodleIncident I can't talk about it.]]]]



* Hyde asks Red a question in the finale:
-->'''Hyde''': Have you ever actually done that with your foot?\\
'''Red''': [[spoiler:Once, on Iwo Jima. [[NoodleIncident I can't talk about it.]]]]
15th Dec '17 3:09:52 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Kitty''': Well, Red's furious. Tell them, Red.
-->'''Red''': Yes... because if... if you don't... furious... foots in asses!

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-->'''Kitty''': Well, Red's furious. Tell them, Red.
-->'''Red''':
You are gonna glue poor Fatso back together and you are gonna take him back to his Burger. Right, Red?\\
'''Red''':
Yes... because if... if you don't... furious... foots in asses!asses!\\
'''Fez''': Holy hell, did you see that? I've never seen Red so angry!
14th Dec '17 6:23:59 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Bob''': You name 5 reindeer, and I'll step down.\\
'''Red''': I can name 5 toes that are going to be in your ass!

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-->'''Bob''': You -->'''Red''': This mall is big enough for only one Santa, Bob!\\
'''Bob''': Tell you what, you
name 5 reindeer, and I'll step down.\\
'''Red''': I can name 5 toes that are going to be in your ass!ass!\\
'''Kitty''': For goodness sake, [[LampshadeHanging why don't we just stop calling it Christmas, and call it Assmas?]]



-->'''Red''': Yes ... furious ... dumbasses ... If you don't put that clown back ... angry ... foots in asses!

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-->'''Red''': Yes ... furious ... dumbasses ... If Yes... because if... if you don't put that clown back ... angry ... don't... furious... foots in asses!asses!
* "Hey, everybody! I'm Mister Rogers! But wait... I'm not wearing a sweater, and I'm about to kick your ass!"
13th Dec '17 11:24:53 PM bfunc
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* Red actually doesn't care that the kids have stolen the Fatso Burger clown but ''Kitty'' is upset and he wants to keep her from getting upset at ''him'':
-->'''Kitty''': Well, Red's furious. Tell them, Red.
-->'''Red''': Yes ... furious ... dumbasses ... If you don't put that clown back ... angry ... foots in asses!
4th Dec '17 6:52:18 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* Red drives a hard bargain, but he has the perfect salary for menial labor:
-->'''Eric''': OK, if that's a job, then how much does it pay?\\
'''Red''': It pays my foot not going in your ass.
11th Nov '17 6:34:35 AM Ran57
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* Later, when he's chewing out Kelso and Fez as he and Kitty are executing a search-and-destroy operation on the aforementioned hard drugs:
-->'''Red''': You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!

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* Later, when he's chewing out Kelso Hyde and Fez as he and Kitty are executing a search-and-destroy operation on the aforementioned hard drugs:
-->'''Red''': You morons just hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foot's looking for a room!room.
10th Nov '17 1:26:43 PM Ran57
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10th Nov '17 1:25:17 PM Ran57
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-->'''Red''': Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass!

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-->'''Red''': Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass!ass.



-->'''Red''': I wish I had! 2000 FEET! So I could put 500 of them, ''in each of your asses!''

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-->'''Red''': I '''I wish I had! 2000 FEET! had 2,000 FEET, So I could put 500 of them, ''in them in each of your asses!''asses!'''



'''Red''': Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a ''fiery passion''... that consumes my soul! ''That's right!'' So, you can either... walk out of here on your own, or you can ''hop out of here with my boot in your ass!''\\
'''Leo''': OK, I choose the one with ''nothing'' in my ass.\\
'''Red''': Good choice!

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'''Red''': Listen, hophead! I love that woman with a ''fiery passion''... '''fiery passion'''... that consumes my soul! ''That's right!'' That's right! So, you can either... walk out of here on your own, or you can ''hop hop out of here with my boot in your ass!''\\
ass!\\
'''Leo''': OK, I choose the one with ''nothing'' nothing in my ass.\\
'''Red''': Good choice!choice.



'''Kitty''': Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my foot in your ass.'' Yeah, I can do that, too!

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'''Kitty''': Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my my foot in your ass.'' ass! Yeah, I can do that, too!
9th Jun '17 11:15:01 AM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Red''': No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.\\'''Kitty''': Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my foot in your ass.'' Yeah, I can do that, too!

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-->'''Red''': No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.\\'''Kitty''': \\
'''Kitty''':
Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my foot in your ass.'' Yeah, I can do that, too!
8th Jun '17 7:59:20 PM ryanasaurus0077
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-->'''Eric''': You know, with all this time away, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.\\

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-->'''Eric''': -->'''Kelso''': You know, with all this time away, I almost forgot you're a hot mom.\\
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