History FootInYourAss / That70sShow

30th Jul '16 4:59:18 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* "You have got to be the laziest non-Communist I've ever met, and you are about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''."
* "If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass."
* "If you ever do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard your nose will bleed!"
* "I'll be watching the news, and if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is gonna equal me kicking your ass."

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* "You This guy's got no appreciation for the classics:
-->'''Eric''': I've been reading the Jack Kerouac classic ''On The Road''. See, as I see it, why get out of bed when you can read about people who got out of bed?\\
'''Red''': You
have got to be the laziest non-Communist I've ever met, and you are about to read a book that my foot wrote: it's called ''On the Road to In Your Ass''."
Ass''.
* "If Even Red can turn this threat into SelfDeprecation:
-->'''Red''': Today was a total disaster. I didn't send one muffler, and I drew a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If
I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass."
ass.
* "If Nothing upsets Red more than the smell of stoning:
-->'''Red''': Dumbass! Do you realize that you put your entire future at risk? What kind of a moron would go and take the fall for some little... Crying and crying and crying. When she's upset, I'm upset. And the next thing you know, I had to have tea with that greasy old hippie, and now I have hippie stink on my couch. Let me tell you something else: if
you ever do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard your nose will bleed!"
bleed!
* "I'll "You can go, but I'll be watching the news, and if anything is vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is gonna equal me kicking your ass."
12th May '16 7:35:22 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* This exchange:
-->'''Eric''': Hey, leggo my Eggo!
-->'''Red''': Hey, leggo my foot in your ass!

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* This exchange:
He can beg, borrow or steal all he wants, but it takes an ass-footing threat (most likely jocular this time around) for him to secure the last Eggo waffle of the morning:
-->'''Eric''': Hey, Hey... leggo my Eggo!
Eggo.
-->'''Red''': Hey, Hey... leggo my foot in your ass!ass.



* "I can name 5 toes that are going to be in your ass!"

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* "I More Yuletide Scrooginess from the King of Ass Footing:
-->'''Bob''': You name 5 reindeer, and I'll step down.\\
'''Red''': I
can name 5 toes that are going to be in your ass!"ass!



--> Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
--> Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my foot in your ass.'' Yeah, I can do that, too!

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--> Red: -->'''Red''': No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
--> Kitty: -->'''Kitty''': Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my foot in your ass.'' Yeah, I can do that, too! too!
12th May '16 7:25:43 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* "You're lucky this table is between my foot and your ass."

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* "You're Red's probably more concerned about your girl than you are, and he would like to prove it:
-->'''Eric''': I don't know why Donna's mad at me.\\
'''Red''': You'll find as you go through life that if you try to turn your girlfriend into a prostitute, she gets cranky.\\
'''Eric''': But she's all that's standing in between me and the rest of my life.\\
'''Red''': You're
lucky this table is standing between my foot and your ass."ass!
12th May '16 2:38:44 AM shamblingdead2
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* Kitty gets one when she finds out Red buys her presents "in bulk."
--> Red: No, it's more of a vast inventory of love.
--> Kitty: Well, you're about to get a vast inventory of ''my foot in your ass.'' Yeah, I can do that, too!
5th Apr '16 10:10:17 PM ryanasaurus0077
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* "How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass."
* "May I suggest the footing of your ass?"
* "So does a swift kick in the ass."

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* "How When Eric fails to put his car in the garage:
-->'''Red''': It's funny how you always manage to pull up the car right up to the garage, but not in it.\\
'''Eric''': Yeah, it takes a keen eye and a sure foot.\\
'''Red''': How
would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass."
ass?
* "May Red doesn't really like the Jedi Order, and he makes his view pretty clear:
-->'''Eric''': May I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?\\
'''Red''': May
I suggest the footing of your ass?"
ass?\\
'''Eric''': This is not the ass you're looking for.
* "So Of truths and ass-kickings:
-->'''Bob''': Guess the truth hurts.\\
'''Red''': So
does a swift kick in the ass."
23rd Feb '16 8:16:15 PM SirVancelot131
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-->'''Red: [[spoiler:Once, on Iwo Jima. [[NoodleIncident I can't talk about it.]]]]

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-->'''Red: -->'''Red''': [[spoiler:Once, on Iwo Jima. [[NoodleIncident I can't talk about it.]]]]
23rd Feb '16 8:15:43 PM SirVancelot131
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A JustForFun page reserved for all the creative ways Red Foreman threatens to put his foot up someone's ass. And believe us, he's surprisingly creative in this regard.

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A JustForFun page reserved for all the creative ways Red Foreman Forman threatens to put his foot up someone's ass. And believe us, he's surprisingly creative in this regard.


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* "If you ever do anything like that again, I will kick your ass so hard your nose will bleed!"


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* Hyde asks Red a question in the finale:
-->'''Hyde''': Have you ever actually done that with your foot?
-->'''Red: [[spoiler:Once, on Iwo Jima. [[NoodleIncident I can't talk about it.]]]]
13th Feb '16 9:13:20 PM maxwellsilver
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* "I have a prank, too: one where my foot ''doesn't'' plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go [[PunctuatedForEmphasis horribly! HORRIBLY! WRONG!]]"

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* "I have a prank, too: one where my foot ''doesn't'' plow through your ass. Let's hope it doesn't go [[PunctuatedForEmphasis horribly! HORRIBLY! WRONG!]]"WRONG!"
13th Feb '16 9:13:02 PM maxwellsilver
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* "You drilled a hole in my floor; my foot is about to drill a hole in your ass."

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* "You drilled a hole in my floor; my floor! My foot is about to drill a hole in your ass."ass!"
8th Nov '15 5:38:22 PM SirVancelot131
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* "So does a swift kick in the ass."
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