History Film / VampiresKiss

15th Nov '16 4:58:28 AM Doc_Loki
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** According to [[WordOfGod the Director]], the version used in the film is actually the first take, and he was happy with it when he shot it. He was just pissed at Cage about something, so he made him eat two more cockroaches.
5th Mar '16 5:46:49 PM ZonkedTod
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* CountryMatters: Used five times, all of them by you guessed it.
2nd Jul '15 4:15:21 AM DaveyDoodlebug
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Peter Loew is a yuppie literary agent who goes insane. He plays as a businessman by day, and hops clubs picking up women by night. In the opening, Peter sees his therapist, Dr. Glaser, whom he visits frequently, about his sexual conquests. One night, he takes a woman home with him, and a bat gets into his apartment. The experience leaves him feeling sexually excited, something he reports to Dr. Glaser.

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Peter Loew is a yuppie literary agent who goes insane.slowly loses his mind. He plays as a businessman by day, and hops clubs picking up women by night. In the opening, Peter sees his therapist, Dr. Glaser, whom he visits frequently, about his sexual conquests. One night, he takes a woman home with him, and a bat gets into his apartment. The experience leaves him feeling sexually excited, something he reports to Dr. Glaser.
26th Jun '15 3:04:35 PM jedidarrick
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* TheDogBitesBack: After Peter rapes Alva, [[spoiler:she tells her brother, who kills Peter.]]

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* TheDogBitesBack: After TheDogBitesBack:[[spoiler:After Peter rapes Alva, [[spoiler:she she tells her brother, who kills Peter.]]
26th Jun '15 3:03:04 PM jedidarrick
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-->''Not to be confused with the SNES game known in Europe as Castlevania: Vampire's Kiss. For that, see VideoGame/CastlevaniaDraculaX.''

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-->''Not ->''Not to be confused with the SNES game known in Europe as Castlevania: Vampire's Kiss. For that, see VideoGame/CastlevaniaDraculaX.''
26th Jun '15 3:02:47 PM jedidarrick
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It's one of THOSE movies.

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It's one of THOSE ''THOSE'' movies.
26th Jun '15 3:02:06 PM jedidarrick
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Soon after, he meets up with a woman named Rachel in a night club and takes her to his apartment to have sex. However, unknown to Peter, Rachel is a vampire, and while they are having sex, she bites Peter on his neck. After that, he believes that he is turning into a vampire, and consequentially develops a sensitivity to sunlight and can no longer see his reflection. However, although Peter believes his reflection is gone, it's visible to the audience, and although he ''thinks'' he'll burn in the sun, it has no effect on him.

Meanwhile, Peter's secretary, [[Creator/MariaConchitaAlonso Alva Restrepo]], becomes concerned about his mental behavior. Peter torments her by forcing her to search through an enormous file for a 1963 contract. When she fails to find it, he humiliates her. She does everything she can to find this file, but after dealing with his demands for so long, she decides to call in sick to avoid him. It does her no good; he figures out where she lives and takes her back to work. As his madness escalates, he eventually rapes her.

Later, Peter meets with Rachel, who dumps him in a night club. He accuses her of being a vampire, resulting in him being kicked out of the club. In the conclusion, Peter has become one of the crazies of New York, walking in a blood-stained suit, talking to himself, and turning his apartment into a vampire's cave where he hides from the sun by crawling under an upturned sofa. Alva's brother drives a stake through his heart out of vengeance for raping her.

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Soon after, he meets up with a woman named Rachel in a night club and takes her to his apartment to have sex. However, unknown to Peter, Rachel is a vampire, and while they are having sex, she bites Peter on his neck. neck while they are having sex. After that, he believes that he is turning into a vampire, and consequentially consequentially, he develops a sensitivity to sunlight and can no longer see his reflection. However, although Peter believes his reflection is gone, it's visible to the audience, and although he ''thinks'' he'll burn in the sun, it has no effect on him.

Meanwhile, Peter's secretary, [[Creator/MariaConchitaAlonso Alva Restrepo]], becomes concerned about his mental behavior. Peter torments her by forcing her to search through an enormous file for a 1963 contract. When she fails to find it, he humiliates her. She does everything she can to find this file, but after dealing with his demands for so long, she decides to call in sick to avoid him. It does her no good; he figures out where she lives and takes her back to work. As his madness escalates, he eventually rapes her.

Later, Peter meets with Rachel, who dumps him in a night club. He accuses her of being a vampire, resulting in him being kicked out of the club. In the conclusion, Peter has become
It's one of the crazies of New York, walking in a blood-stained suit, talking to himself, and turning his apartment into a vampire's cave where he hides from the sun by crawling under an upturned sofa. Alva's brother drives a stake through his heart out of vengeance for raping her.
THOSE movies.
4th Jun '15 10:20:02 AM BadSplice
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* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Peter's weird high-class accent seems to soften depending on who he's talking to.
** Sounds like a mix of [[BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Ted Theodore Logan]] and [[AmericanPsycho Patrick Bateman]].

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* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Peter's weird high-class accent seems to soften depending on who he's talking to.
** Sounds
to. The best comparison is that it sounds like a mix of [[BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Ted Theodore Logan]] and [[AmericanPsycho Patrick Bateman]].Bateman]]. [[http://366weirdmovies.com/list-candidate-vampires-kiss-1988/ One review]] even described it as a "from-nowhere accent".
4th Jun '15 10:16:38 AM BadSplice
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* ActuallyNotAVampire: You don't say?

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* ActuallyNotAVampire: [[MemeticMutation You don't say?say?]]



* ''WhatTheHellIsThatAccent'': Peter's weird high-class accent seems to soften depending on who he's talking to.

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* ''WhatTheHellIsThatAccent'': WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Peter's weird high-class accent seems to soften depending on who he's talking to.
4th Jun '15 10:15:34 AM BadSplice
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[[caption-width-right:288:Starring NicolasCage [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} as]] [[LargeHam himself.]]

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[[caption-width-right:288:Starring NicolasCage [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} as]] [[LargeHam himself.]]
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