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'''Marty:''' (sighs) Yeah... But it's not what I wanna really be writin' about anymore.

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'''Marty:''' (sighs) Yeah... But it's not what I wanna really be writin' about anymore.\\
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->'''Zach''': My name is Zachariah Rigby, I left a message on Billy's telephone in answer to the advertisement.\\
'''Billy''': Well, I tell you, Zachariah. If you sounded like a nut, I probably just deleted you.\\
'''Zach''': ...I don't think I sounded like a nut.\\
'''Billy''': Were you screaming about eating my heart off a tray and then shitting on it?\\
'''Zach''': No...no, I wouldn't do that.\\
'''Billy''': Okay, you seem normal. Come on in. We gotta get this dog off the street because it's kidnapped from a maniac.\\
'''Zach''': Dandy.

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->'''Zach''': ->'''Zach:''' My name is Zachariah Rigby, I left a message on Billy's telephone in answer to the advertisement.\\
'''Billy''': '''Billy:''' Well, I tell you, Zachariah. If you sounded like a nut, I probably just deleted you.\\
'''Zach''': ...'''Zach:''' ...I don't think I sounded like a nut.\\
'''Billy''': '''Billy:''' Were you screaming about eating my heart off a tray and then shitting on it?\\
'''Zach''': '''Zach:''' No...no, I wouldn't do that.\\
'''Billy''': '''Billy:''' Okay, you seem normal. Come on in. We gotta get this dog off the street because it's kidnapped from a maniac.\\
'''Zach''': '''Zach:''' Dandy.



--->'''Marty''': That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?\\
'''Hans''': Yeah.\\
'''Marty''': Do you know what that is?\\
'''Hans''': Great?\\
'''Marty''': That's just fucking great!

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--->'''Marty''': --->'''Marty:''' That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?\\
'''Hans''': '''Hans:''' Yeah.\\
'''Marty''': '''Marty:''' Do you know what that is?\\
'''Hans''': '''Hans:''' Great?\\
'''Marty''': '''Marty:''' That's just fucking great!



--->'''Marty''': This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us!

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--->'''Marty''': --->'''Marty:''' This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us!



-->'''Hans''': You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave.\\
'''Marty''': If this is the way I'm gonna-- this guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us! And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate! And you motherfuckers are telling ''me'' to behave?

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-->'''Hans''': --->'''Hans:''' You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is the way you're gonna behave.\\
'''Marty''': '''Marty:''' If this is the way I'm gonna-- this guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come down and psycho-kill us! And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief in the afterlife because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate! And you motherfuckers are telling ''me'' to behave?



--> '''Charlie''': Is he ''drinking and driving?''

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--> '''Charlie''': --->'''Charlie:''' Is he ''drinking and driving?''



-->'''Myra''': You figure it out, dumb-ass.

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-->'''Myra''': --->'''Myra:''' You figure it out, dumb-ass.



** When Kaya tries to calm Marty down at the party:
-->'''Marty''': Don't you fucking start.\\
'''Billy''': Yeah, don't you fucking start. \\
'''Marty''': Don't talk to her like that!

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** When Combined with HypocriticalHeartwarming when Kaya tries to calm Marty down at the party:
-->'''Marty''': --->'''Marty:''' Don't you fucking start.\\
'''Billy''': '''Billy:''' Yeah, don't you fucking start. start.\\
'''Marty''': '''Marty:''' Don't talk to her like that!



-->'''Hans''': Well, as Gandhi said...\\
'''Billy''': Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi, it's Jesus Christ.\\
'''Hans''': "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." I believe that wholeheartedly.\\
'''Billy''': (several {{beat}}s) No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. ''How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left who's still got one eye?'' All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush! Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it.

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-->'''Hans''': -->'''Hans:''' Well, as Gandhi said...\\
'''Billy''': '''Billy:''' Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi, it's Jesus Christ.\\
'''Hans''': '''Hans:''' "An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind." I believe that wholeheartedly.\\
'''Billy''': (several {{beat}}s) '''Billy:''' ''(several {{beat}}s)'' No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. ''How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left who's still got one eye?'' All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush! Gandhi was wrong, it's just that nobody's got the balls to come right out and say it.



--> '''Billy''': That's a great fuckin' psychopath Marty!
--> '''Marty''': (sighs) Yeah... But it's not what I wanna really be writin' about anymore.
--> '''Billy''': ({{Beat}}) Hey new idea how 'bout we change the title from ''The Seven Psychopaths'' to ''The Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And Have Overcome All Their Spazzy Shit And Are Really Nice to Everybody And Two of Them Are Black''. How 'bout that?

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--> '''Billy''': -->'''Billy:''' That's a great fuckin' psychopath Marty!
--> '''Marty''':
Marty!\\
'''Marty:'''
(sighs) Yeah... But it's not what I wanna really be writin' about anymore.
--> '''Billy''': ({{Beat}}) Hey '''Billy:''' ''({{Beat}})'' Hey, new idea how idea! How 'bout we change the title from ''The Seven Psychopaths'' to ''The Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled And and Have Overcome All Their Spazzy Shit And and Are Really Nice to Everybody And and Two of Them Are Black''. How 'bout that?



-->'''Marty''': Are you pissed at me, baby?\\
'''Kaya''': (sarcastic) Why would I be pissed at you, Marty?\\
[She stomps out the room]\\
'''Billy''': ''Because you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]?''

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-->'''Marty''': --->'''Marty:''' Are you pissed at me, baby?\\
'''Kaya''': (sarcastic) '''Kaya:''' ''(sarcastic)'' Why would I be pissed at you, Marty?\\
[She ''[she stomps out the room]\\
'''Billy''':
room]''\\
'''Billy:'''
''Because you're a [[CountryMatters cunt]]?''



-->'''Charlie''': Don't you wish you had a gun now?
-->'''Marty''': ...No, I don't. So why don't you go fuck yourself?

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-->'''Charlie''': -->'''Charlie:''' Don't you wish you had a gun now?
-->'''Marty''': ...
now?\\
'''Marty:''' ...
No, I don't. So why don't you go fuck yourself?



-->'''Hans''': A head can't really explode just because it's shot, right?\\
'''Marty''': It can... if it's [[MadeOfExplodium filled with explosives]].

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-->'''Hans''': -->'''Hans:''' A head can't really explode just because it's shot, right?\\
'''Marty''': '''Marty:''' It can... if it's [[MadeOfExplodium filled with explosives]].

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