History Film / JourneyToSaturn

14th Aug '15 1:52:25 AM Morgenthaler
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->''"Alas, Per. Cruel testicular torture is just one of the things we must endure for the Motherland."'' '''Journey to Saturn''' (Danish: '''Rejsen til Saturn''') is a 2008 Danish CGI movie loosely based on a 1977 comic by Claus Deleuran. Denmark is finally going to become a spacefaring nation with industrial Mogul Kurt Maj's new rocket, that will launch a mission to claim Saturn for Denmark, headed by the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally not psychotic]] Sergeant Skrydsbøl. Shortly before launch, the navigator has a fatal encounter with the Danish Health Care system and his replacement, Per, is called in at short notice. But Per has a dark secret that his ex-girlfriend Susanne is about to find out. Then there is Jamil, who joined the mission to get Danish citizenship and Pussy-Ole, with his never-ending supply of beer and German Alpe-porn. It can only go wrong. It doesn't. And that is bad, because Kurt Maj has got plans of his own ... ---- !!This film provides examples of: * ArcWords: "The mission before the man!" * BattleCry: "BASRA!!!!" * BlackDudeDiesFirst: [[spoiler:Or "Middle-Eastern Dude Dies First", as the case may be. But subverted.]] * {{Hell}}: Hell has changed it's marketing strategy to advertising with "sex sex sex 666 - beer, pussy and music - happy hour 24/7" * KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler:After conspiring with planet-consuming aliens, CorruptCorporateExecutive Kurt Maj survives with his evil business empire intact and goes on to hatch new twisted schemes.]] * PocketProtector: Jamil's multiple photo albums. * PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Kurt Maj is incredibly sexist and patronizing towards Susanne and doesn't care about smoking a big cigar in a no-smoking zone. * PreMortemOneLiner: Bund eller resten i håret ("Bottoms up, or the rest goes in your hair"). [[spoiler:Per said that to the dragon from Saturn, before shooting the keg of beer in its mouth]]. The line is commonly used when Danes drink, and if someone doesn't actually finish their drink, the rest does indeed go in the hair. * WeaksauceWeakness: The aliens have one: [[spoiler:Alcohol]] ----
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->''"Alas, Per. Cruel testicular torture is just one of the things we must endure for the Motherland."'' '''Journey to Saturn''' (Danish: '''Rejsen til Saturn''') is a 2008 Danish CGI movie loosely based on a 1977 comic by Claus Deleuran. Denmark is finally going to become a spacefaring nation with industrial Mogul Kurt Maj's new rocket, that will launch a mission to claim Saturn for Denmark, headed by the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally not psychotic]] Sergeant Skrydsbøl. Shortly before launch, the navigator has a fatal encounter with the Danish Health Care system and his replacement, Per, is called in at short notice. But Per has a dark secret that his ex-girlfriend Susanne is about to find out. Then there is Jamil, who joined the mission to get Danish citizenship and Pussy-Ole, with his never-ending supply of beer and German Alpe-porn. It can only go wrong. It doesn't. And that is bad, because Kurt Maj has got plans of his own ... ---- !!This film provides examples of: * ArcWords: "The mission before the man!" * BattleCry: "BASRA!!!!" * BlackDudeDiesFirst: [[spoiler:Or "Middle-Eastern Dude Dies First", as the case may be. But subverted.]] * {{Hell}}: Hell has changed it's marketing strategy to advertising with "sex sex sex 666 - beer, pussy and music - happy hour 24/7" * KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler:After conspiring with planet-consuming aliens, CorruptCorporateExecutive Kurt Maj survives with his evil business empire intact and goes on to hatch new twisted schemes.]] * PocketProtector: Jamil's multiple photo albums. * PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Kurt Maj is incredibly sexist and patronizing towards Susanne and doesn't care about smoking a big cigar in a no-smoking zone. * PreMortemOneLiner: Bund eller resten i håret ("Bottoms up, or the rest goes in your hair"). [[spoiler:Per said that to the dragon from Saturn, before shooting the keg of beer in its mouth]]. The line is commonly used when Danes drink, and if someone doesn't actually finish their drink, the rest does indeed go in the hair. * WeaksauceWeakness: The aliens have one: [[spoiler:Alcohol]] ----[[redirect:WesternAnimation/JourneyToSaturn]]
17th May '15 7:54:53 AM Discar
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---> Alas, Per. Cruel testicular torture is just one of the things we must endure for the Motherland.
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Denmark is finally going to become a spacefaring nation with industrial Mogul Kurt Maj's new rocket, that will launch a misson to claim Saturn for Denmark, headed by the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally not psycotic]] Sargeant Skrydsbøl. Shortly before launch, the navigator has a fatal encounter with the Danish Health Care system and his replacement, Per, is called in at short notice. But Per has a dark secret that his ex-girlfriend Susanne is about to find out. Then there is Jamil [[spoiler: Ahmadinejad]], who joined the mission to get Danish citizenship and Pussy-Ole, with his never-ending supply of beer and German Alpe-porn.
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Denmark is finally going to become a spacefaring nation with industrial Mogul Kurt Maj's new rocket, that will launch a misson mission to claim Saturn for Denmark, headed by the [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial totally not psycotic]] Sargeant psychotic]] Sergeant Skrydsbøl. Shortly before launch, the navigator has a fatal encounter with the Danish Health Care system and his replacement, Per, is called in at short notice. But Per has a dark secret that his ex-girlfriend Susanne is about to find out. Then there is Jamil [[spoiler: Ahmadinejad]], Jamil, who joined the mission to get Danish citizenship and Pussy-Ole, with his never-ending supply of beer and German Alpe-porn.
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