History Film / HawkTheSlayer

10th Nov '15 6:19:45 PM nombretomado
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* AlternateDVDCommentary: Available from RiffTrax as a [[http://www.rifftrax.com/hawk-the-slayer video-on-demand download]].
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* AlternateDVDCommentary: Available from RiffTrax [=RiffTrax=] as a [[http://www.rifftrax.com/hawk-the-slayer video-on-demand download]].

---> [[RiffTrax Mike Nelson]]: "Jeez... how ''does'' that scenery taste, Jack?"
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---> [[RiffTrax [[Podcast/RiffTrax Mike Nelson]]: "Jeez... how ''does'' that scenery taste, Jack?"
16th Jun '15 4:13:42 PM Freezer
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* AlternateDVDCommentary: Available from RiffTrax as a video-on-demand download.
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* AlternateDVDCommentary: Available from RiffTrax as a [[http://www.rifftrax.com/hawk-the-slayer video-on-demand download.download]].
16th Jun '15 4:13:13 PM Freezer
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The film received the ''Podcast/RiffTrax'' treatment in Oct. 2014.

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* AlternateDVDCommentary: Available from RiffTrax as a video-on-demand download.
28th Feb '15 6:53:35 AM SeptimusHeap
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''Hawk The Slayer'' is a fine piece of nonsense set in the world of ''DungeonsAndDragons''-inspired fantasy, a place where longswords, short bows and daggers are swiftly drawn, leather, chainmail and a kind of cloth notable only for its brown-ness remain fashionable and there's always an evil one roaming about. The evil one in this adventure is Voltan ([[LargeHam Jack Palance]]), who's so very evil on account of him bearing a scar on his face that, as we're told by a mysterious figure who lives within a mountain, will not heal. Quite whether the scar came before the willingness to do evil isn't something that ''Hawk The Slayer'' makes clear but he is quickly doing all manner of terrible things, all of which seem to involve murder. Indeed, the film opens with Voltan murdering his own father as well as the woman intended to be the wife of his brother.
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''Hawk The Slayer'' is a fine piece of nonsense set in the world of ''DungeonsAndDragons''-inspired ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''-inspired fantasy, a place where longswords, short bows and daggers are swiftly drawn, leather, chainmail and a kind of cloth notable only for its brown-ness remain fashionable and there's always an evil one roaming about. The evil one in this adventure is Voltan ([[LargeHam Jack Palance]]), who's so very evil on account of him bearing a scar on his face that, as we're told by a mysterious figure who lives within a mountain, will not heal. Quite whether the scar came before the willingness to do evil isn't something that ''Hawk The Slayer'' makes clear but he is quickly doing all manner of terrible things, all of which seem to involve murder. Indeed, the film opens with Voltan murdering his own father as well as the woman intended to be the wife of his brother.
8th Feb '15 1:05:14 AM darkpast
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%% * LastOfHisKind: Gort, Crow and Boldwin.
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%% * LastOfHisKind: Gort, Crow and Boldwin.Boldwin are said to be the last members of the giant, elf, and dwarf races, respectively.

%% * LastOfHisKind: Gort, Crow NeverTrustATrailer: The trailer mention's "two armies", "Voltan's army - the Devil's army, and Boldwin.Hawk's". In the actual movie, Hawk's "army" consists of exactly six people, while Voltan's "army" is in no way satanical and has nothing to do with TheLegionsOfHell - it's a band of some 100 or so normal human bandits.

%% * SummonToHand
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%% * SummonToHandSummonToHand: Hawk can make his Mindstone Blade fly into his hand by thought alone.
22nd Dec '14 2:51:24 PM AnotherGuy
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* YeButcheredOldeEnglish: The script attempts Medieval English patois, but fails miserably.
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* YeButcheredOldeEnglish: YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe: The script attempts Medieval English patois, but fails miserably.
22nd Dec '14 2:51:02 PM AnotherGuy
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* YeButcheredEnglishe: The script attempts Medieval English patois, but fails miserably.
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* YeButcheredEnglishe: YeButcheredOldeEnglish: The script attempts Medieval English patois, but fails miserably.
22nd Dec '14 2:50:46 PM AnotherGuy
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* YeButcheredEnglishe: The script attempts Medieval English patois, but fails miserably.
22nd Dec '14 2:48:57 PM AnotherGuy
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* DullSurprise: John Terry (Hawk) seldom cracks any sort of expression.
22nd Dec '14 2:46:51 PM AnotherGuy
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%% * BigEater: The giant.
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%% * BigEater: The giant.Baldin does almost nothing but ''eat'' in this film.
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